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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM
Author: Burgundy Stead



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM
Author: purple tanning salon

ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her.

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM
Author: Burgundy Stead

"And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,

And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."

All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness!

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Burgundy Stead



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM
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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM
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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:55 AM
Author: crystalline location

Couldn't you have checked your bill to see what number called?

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: orchid stubborn useless brakes national security agency

My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..."

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM
Author: Burgundy Stead

LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.

My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.

And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.

My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#42882731)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Burgundy Stead



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM
Author: Aggressive sneaky criminal

"You've reached the..."

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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM
Author: Burgundy Stead

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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM
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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM
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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM
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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM
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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM
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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM
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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM
Author: Burgundy Stead

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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM
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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:43 PM
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: sick sinister incel rigpig

I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: Burgundy Stead

This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180!

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM
Author: sick sinister incel rigpig

our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM
Author: Burgundy Stead

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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM
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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM
Author: Burgundy Stead

Lol'd IRL, tyft

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM
Author: Swashbuckling spot

Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall.

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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM
Author: Burgundy Stead

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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM
Author: Burgundy Stead



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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: Burgundy Stead



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM
Author: Burgundy Stead



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: Burgundy Stead

;-)

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: sepia forum selfie

Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#42969813)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: Swashbuckling spot

Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.

I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#42970818)



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: Burgundy Stead



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM
Author: Burgundy Stead



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM
Author: Burgundy Stead



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: Irradiated cyan native travel guidebook

It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia.

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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM
Author: Burgundy Stead



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM
Author: Burgundy Stead

This poast blew my mind, not flame

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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM
Author: Burgundy Stead

As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend.

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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM
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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM
Author: Burgundy Stead



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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM
Author: Burgundy Stead



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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM
Author: Burgundy Stead



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM
Author: thriller talking gaming laptop death wish

[your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom]

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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM
Author: Burgundy Stead

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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM
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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM
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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: Burgundy Stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49199590)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Irradiated cyan native travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49200263)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: Burgundy Stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49200780)



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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Burgundy Stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49372624)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Burgundy Stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49375825)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Burgundy Stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49375827)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Burgundy Stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49375828)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: Burgundy Stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49375830)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: ultramarine blathering whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49375842)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Burgundy Stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49376322)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: stimulating site

*is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend*

*checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday*

"You have ... 24 ... new voicemails."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49375859)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Burgundy Stead

Okay, I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49376324)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: stimulating site

*listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"*

*sighs*

*hits 'repeat voicemail' button*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49376404)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Burgundy Stead

On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49376409)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: stimulating site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49376411)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Burgundy Stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49376412)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: Burgundy Stead

I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49376414)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: stimulating site

o it's clear brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49376428)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: Burgundy Stead

<3<3<3

Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49376435)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Burgundy Stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49639794)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: Burgundy Stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49652305)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: Clear nudist center black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49652439)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Burgundy Stead

Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine greeting (tp, to be perfectly clear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49652462)



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:47 AM
Author: Burgundy Stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49653001)



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Date: February 8th, 2026 10:09 PM
Author: Burgundy Stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49657164)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: Burgundy Stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49664938)



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Date: February 12th, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: Burgundy Stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49666650)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 3:50 PM
Author: Burgundy Stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49694871)



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Date: February 28th, 2026 12:30 PM
Author: Burgundy Stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49702519)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: Burgundy Stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49706781)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: sick sinister incel rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49706795)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: Burgundy Stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49706796)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: Rebellious Godawful Macaca

a girl called long-distance from hawaii while on vacation for spring break with her family and left me a message. i can still hear the nervousness in her voice. now i delete voicemails without even listening to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49706824)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: Burgundy Stead

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5647441&mc=6&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49706828)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:47 PM
Author: Rebellious Godawful Macaca

i initially read that as G.C. Charlatan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49706889)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 10:16 PM
Author: Burgundy Stead

Bob Vylan and GC Charlatan meeting in Interstellar bookshelf realm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49706974)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: Rebellious Godawful Macaca

🌌📚⏳️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49720536)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:31 AM
Author: Burgundy Stead

🤔🧐😋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49720611)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:44 PM
Author: vermilion mind-boggling cruise ship

How do you say I miss you to an answering machine?

How do you say good night to an answering machine?

How do you say I'm lonely to an answering machine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49706880)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:46 PM
Author: Burgundy Stead

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49706886)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: Burgundy Stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49718753)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:56 AM
Author: Burgundy Stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49720164)



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Date: March 11th, 2026 12:18 AM
Author: Burgundy Stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49733811)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: Burgundy Stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49743659)



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Date: March 23rd, 2026 5:59 PM
Author: Fidele in Bruges circa 2003



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49763415)