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Found a typo on p 31 of Wachtell’s Twitter complaint

They’re not sending their best folks: https://www.w...
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Non-equity. But that's still $3.8mm/year
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Bisexual trip internal respiration
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I couldn't find it
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UPDATE: I think it may just be awkward. Fuck my ass.
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The important thing is that you got the conversation started
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OP is rainmaker material
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Was/were?
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In P75 the word publicly is completely superfluous and so it...
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You are correct
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This reminds me of the time I messed up the spelling of wher...
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I filed a complaint spelled "compliant" once. I w...
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Horrible/ hilarious
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Always watch for the dreaded public/pubic.
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In law school, I pointed out that mistake in my professor's ...
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Was that not Sexual Harassment 101?
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Under duress. Calling in dick support.
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First page: its complaint against defendants Elon R. Musk...
Swashbuckling misunderstood dragon
  07/13/22
now we’re talking
know-it-all soul-stirring main people faggot firefighter
  07/13/22
Musk should be a defined term. Thats the way to do it.
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“Musk” shall mean the corporeal form of Star God...
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I consider this a great compliment
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Project Pat is 6'6"
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jfc
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lol at every instance of "Tweet" being capitalized
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know-it-all soul-stirring main people faggot firefighter
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Tweeted too. That’s some client coverage.
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I'm legitimately shocked that they didn't have some definiti...
citrine pozpig
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Shittigators don't know how to draft precise documents.
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Wrong. This complaint is written for general consumption an...
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if they didnt feel the need to define tweet then that means ...
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5. After the merger agreement was signed, the market fell. ...
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what's wrong with it?
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A pause sounds more natural
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Peach keepsake machete national
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separates dependent and independent clauses.
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Because "After the market fell" is the predicate o...
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Adds dramatic effect.
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Errant comma
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They don't define merger agreement anywhere in the complaint...
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SUBJ: PLEASE CALL ME!!!
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There’s a trend of not defining terms when they are ob...
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I never define obvious terms in pleadings but I do in MSJs
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That's so fucking sexy.
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Peach keepsake machete national
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Actual typo on page 53: "Musk’s claimed 'beli...
bronze dilemma
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That’s word choice, not a typo.
Peach keepsake machete national
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Maybe, but I doubt it.
bronze dilemma
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It's word choice brother
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Doubtful.
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You’re outing yourself as ESL
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58. Under an equity commitment letter dated April 20, 2022, ...
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With a purchase price of $54.20
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WLRK BTFO, shortly to announce dissolution of partnership.
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Actually, I think purchase price is right because $21 billio...
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(Peter J. Walsh, Jr.)
Swashbuckling misunderstood dragon
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The purchase price is more precise. Purchase could include a...
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then you say "to use towards the purchase price"
bronze dilemma
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You British?
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(Car salesman)
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My background as a British car salesman is not relevant!
bronze dilemma
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A lot of bad word choices and just bad writing in general he...
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I disagree that this is bad writing. It’s pretentious...
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This will be the most read complaint of the year. For the j...
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Keep coping btich
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The writing is fine.
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It's a good complaint. I'm mirin'.
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is this seriously what you ppl do for a living?
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Wait, so no one found a typo?
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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:40 AM
Author: Peach keepsake machete national

They’re not sending their best folks:

https://www.wlrk.com/docs/76660099_Final-Verified-Complaint.pdf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44843025)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:41 AM
Author: Pink native potus

Congratulations, it was placed there intentionally as a test. You are now a partner at WLRK.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44843031)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:41 AM
Author: big shimmering becky mother

....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44843034)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:30 AM
Author: insanely creepy fishy church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44843332)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:52 PM
Author: insane histrionic stain



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Date: July 13th, 2022 3:00 PM
Author: Bisexual trip internal respiration



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Date: July 13th, 2022 6:38 PM
Author: chartreuse theater liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44846146)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:34 PM
Author: Sick gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44847270)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 8:26 AM
Author: yellow odious locale



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Date: July 3rd, 2023 3:44 AM
Author: cracking brunch stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#46503579)



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Date: July 3rd, 2023 3:48 AM
Author: Mentally impaired magical headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#46503581)



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Date: February 5th, 2024 3:49 AM
Author: disturbing chad masturbator



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Date: February 5th, 2024 5:08 AM
Author: ungodly thriller spot turdskin

Non-equity. But that's still $3.8mm/year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#47367443)



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Date: October 30th, 2024 4:41 PM
Author: Bisexual trip internal respiration



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:41 AM
Author: Umber shrine

I couldn't find it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44843036)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:43 AM
Author: Peach keepsake machete national

UPDATE: I think it may just be awkward. Fuck my ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44843051)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:45 AM
Author: know-it-all soul-stirring main people faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44843055)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:04 AM
Author: citrine pozpig

The important thing is that you got the conversation started

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44843162)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:15 AM
Author: Submissive Amethyst Meetinghouse



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Date: July 13th, 2022 12:22 PM
Author: flickering cuck



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Date: July 13th, 2022 4:40 PM
Author: comical slap-happy address dingle berry

OP is rainmaker material

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44845391)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 6:38 PM
Author: chartreuse theater liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44846147)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 1:17 AM
Author: maize gas station twinkling uncleanness



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Date: July 14th, 2022 6:57 AM
Author: startling chrome hell haunted graveyard

Was/were?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44848442)



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Date: July 15th, 2022 10:16 PM
Author: Peach keepsake machete national

In P75 the word publicly is completely superfluous and so it opens the sentence to different readings, but I think a strict reading is grammatically correct if we're accepting "Tweeted" as a correct verb.

Legally, however, this probably wasn't a misrepresentation since Elon divided 9,000 accounts per quarter (90 days) as 100 accounts per day. So it's all fucking lawyer spittle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44858973)



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Date: July 31st, 2022 12:41 PM
Author: Racy international law enforcement agency stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44942665)



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Date: February 5th, 2024 3:38 AM
Author: concupiscible opaque multi-billionaire pit

You are correct

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#47367382)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:42 AM
Author: big shimmering becky mother

This reminds me of the time I messed up the spelling of wherefore in one of my wherefore clauses. Its haunted me for 15 years now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44843042)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:45 AM
Author: know-it-all soul-stirring main people faggot firefighter



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:30 AM
Author: insanely creepy fishy church building



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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:43 PM
Author: Tan Newt Stag Film

I filed a complaint spelled "compliant" once. I want to put a bullet in my skull to purge this disgrace from my consciousness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44844679)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 4:48 PM
Author: Peach keepsake machete national

I once filed “Plaintiff called in dick the following day.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44845454)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 5:23 PM
Author: Tan Newt Stag Film

Horrible/ hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44845733)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 5:28 PM
Author: know-it-all soul-stirring main people faggot firefighter



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Date: July 13th, 2022 5:43 PM
Author: Vermilion Theatre

Always watch for the dreaded public/pubic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44845855)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 6:12 PM
Author: stirring spruce hominid azn

In law school, I pointed out that mistake in my professor's textbook ("pubic menace").

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44846014)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 7:11 PM
Author: Vermilion Theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44846303)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 9:44 AM
Author: Peach keepsake machete national

Was that not Sexual Harassment 101?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44848814)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 6:11 PM
Author: stirring spruce hominid azn

Under duress. Calling in dick support.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44846008)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 8:32 PM
Author: chartreuse theater liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44846726)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:34 PM
Author: Insecure toaster senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44847264)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 8:27 AM
Author: yellow odious locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44848540)



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Date: October 30th, 2024 5:14 PM
Author: chest-beating goal in life hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#48259997)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:43 AM
Author: Swashbuckling misunderstood dragon

First page:

its complaint against defendants Elon R. Musk

1. In April 2022, Elon Musk

Now, less than three months later, Musk

Pick one, shittigators!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44843050)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:45 AM
Author: know-it-all soul-stirring main people faggot firefighter

now we’re talking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44843057)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:45 AM
Author: big shimmering becky mother

Musk should be a defined term. Thats the way to do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44843058)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:49 AM
Author: Peach keepsake machete national

“Musk” shall mean the corporeal form of Star God 965488753:23, commonly known as Elon Musk, and shall include all Tweets associated with the Twitter account @elonmusk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44843083)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 12:26 PM
Author: Copper knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44843731)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 12:29 PM
Author: provocative shitlib new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44843752)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:05 PM
Author: aggressive cruel-hearted blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44847143)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 5:26 PM
Author: Tan Newt Stag Film

I picture you saying this like Project Pat says "real recognize real"

https://i.discogs.com/nw2JLpOM3UiEPJr8Mxznfnb0iJFJWRojXe_Rhuy_f5c/rs:fit/g:sm/q:90/h:595/w:600/czM6Ly9kaXNjb2dz/LWRhdGFiYXNlLWlt/YWdlcy9SLTI0NzM2/ODktMTU4NzYzMzA1/Ni03MDA3LmpwZWc.jpeg



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44845753)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 5:50 PM
Author: Swashbuckling misunderstood dragon

I consider this a great compliment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44845896)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 6:59 AM
Author: startling chrome hell haunted graveyard

Project Pat is 6'6"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44848443)



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Date: February 5th, 2024 5:19 AM
Author: ungodly thriller spot turdskin

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#47367449)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:47 AM
Author: Pink native potus

lol at every instance of "Tweet" being capitalized

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44843067)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:47 AM
Author: Swashbuckling misunderstood dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44843070)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:47 AM
Author: know-it-all soul-stirring main people faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44843073)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:50 AM
Author: Peach keepsake machete national

Tweeted too. That’s some client coverage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44843087)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:50 AM
Author: citrine pozpig

I'm legitimately shocked that they didn't have some definition of Tweet the first time they used it along with (collectively, "The Tweets," each act of publishing a Tweet on Twitter an instance of "Tweeting", and each act of "Tweeting" referred to as "Tweeted" in the past tense) or whatever the fuck. Is it possible biglaw has dialed back the faggotry since I went in house wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44843091)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:51 AM
Author: Swashbuckling misunderstood dragon

Shittigators don't know how to draft precise documents.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44843096)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:53 AM
Author: Peach keepsake machete national

Wrong. This complaint is written for general consumption and a busy judge and can be amended and they will agree to definitions before trial.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44843107)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:53 AM
Author: idiotic ape

if they didnt feel the need to define tweet then that means they dialed up the faggotry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44843106)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:57 PM
Author: Bisexual trip internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44844767)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:49 AM
Author: Swashbuckling misunderstood dragon

5. After the merger agreement was signed, the market fell.

What is the purpose of the comma?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44843082)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:51 AM
Author: Cyan striped hyena school

what's wrong with it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44843093)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:51 AM
Author: Umber shrine

A pause sounds more natural

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44843094)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:52 AM
Author: Peach keepsake machete national

Following this poast, the author learned about prepositional phrases.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44843101)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:16 AM
Author: Submissive Amethyst Meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44843232)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:24 AM
Author: bronze dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44843287)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:24 AM
Author: twinkling useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44843294)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 12:27 PM
Author: Copper knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44843734)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:58 PM
Author: Bisexual trip internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44844776)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 5:29 PM
Author: know-it-all soul-stirring main people faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44845777)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 5:30 PM
Author: Medicated Patrolman Fortuitous Meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44845784)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:05 PM
Author: aggressive cruel-hearted blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44847145)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 7:00 AM
Author: startling chrome hell haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44848444)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 8:28 AM
Author: yellow odious locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44848541)



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Date: July 3rd, 2023 3:50 AM
Author: Transparent house

One shot kill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#46503582)



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Date: February 5th, 2024 3:53 AM
Author: disturbing chad masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#47367391)



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Date: May 9th, 2024 9:10 AM
Author: Peach keepsake machete national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#47647351)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:54 AM
Author: grizzly pervert

separates dependent and independent clauses.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44843110)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:55 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle parlor

Because "After the market fell" is the predicate of the sentence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44843116)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:17 AM
Author: Submissive Amethyst Meetinghouse

Adds dramatic effect.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44843237)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:52 AM
Author: grizzly pervert

Errant comma

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44843105)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:54 AM
Author: Swashbuckling misunderstood dragon

They don't define merger agreement anywhere in the complaint, but then go on to use capitalized "Company Material Adverse Effect" over and over again. LMAO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44843113)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:00 AM
Author: citrine pozpig

SUBJ: PLEASE CALL ME!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44843144)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:10 AM
Author: Peach keepsake machete national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44843193)



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Date: February 5th, 2024 5:20 AM
Author: ungodly thriller spot turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#47367450)



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Date: February 5th, 2024 7:32 AM
Author: chartreuse theater liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#47367537)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:11 AM
Author: Peach keepsake machete national

There is a clear divide between tranny’s and litigators in this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44843198)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:29 PM
Author: gold rehab

There’s a trend of not defining terms when they are obvious in litigation documents. There is only one merger agreement at issue here and everyone knows which one it is. This is a Brian Garner thing IIRC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44844586)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:58 PM
Author: cream corner

I never define obvious terms in pleadings but I do in MSJs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44844780)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 7:56 PM
Author: Crystalline resort

That's so fucking sexy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44846534)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 8:18 PM
Author: blue athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44846677)



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Date: February 15th, 2023 1:24 PM
Author: Peach keepsake machete national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#45937676)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:13 AM
Author: bronze dilemma

Actual typo on page 53:

"Musk’s claimed 'belie[f]' is of course no proof of misrepresentation" should be "NOT proof".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44843215)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:15 AM
Author: Peach keepsake machete national

That’s word choice, not a typo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44843222)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:16 AM
Author: bronze dilemma

Maybe, but I doubt it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44843230)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 9:11 AM
Author: startling chrome hell haunted graveyard

It's word choice brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44848692)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 12:52 PM
Author: Copper knife

Doubtful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44849960)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 3:10 PM
Author: Peach keepsake machete national

You’re outing yourself as ESL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44850628)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:17 AM
Author: twinkling useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44843236)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 8:28 AM
Author: yellow odious locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44848542)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:17 AM
Author: Swashbuckling misunderstood dragon

58. Under an equity commitment letter dated April 20, 2022, Musk also personally agreed to contribute to or otherwise provide to Parent $21 billion of equity capital to be used to fund the purchase price.

You don't fund the purchase price, you fund the purchase itself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44843240)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:19 AM
Author: bronze dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44843264)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:22 AM
Author: citrine pozpig

Also you don't accept an equity commitment letter from Elon Musk on 4/20 he was obviously high. JFC twitter that one is on you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44843273)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:22 AM
Author: Swashbuckling misunderstood dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44843275)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:59 AM
Author: Peach keepsake machete national

With a purchase price of $54.20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44843545)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:22 AM
Author: Pink native potus

WLRK BTFO, shortly to announce dissolution of partnership.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44843274)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:23 AM
Author: Peach keepsake machete national

Actually, I think purchase price is right because $21 billion is only part of the cost and wouldn’t pay for the purchase.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44843283)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:29 AM
Author: Swashbuckling misunderstood dragon

(Peter J. Walsh, Jr.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44843327)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:24 AM
Author: twinkling useless brakes

The purchase price is more precise. Purchase could include a lot of other stuff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44843290)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:25 AM
Author: bronze dilemma

then you say "to use towards the purchase price"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44843297)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:25 AM
Author: twinkling useless brakes

You British?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44843299)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:26 AM
Author: Peach keepsake machete national

(Car salesman)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44843306)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:27 AM
Author: bronze dilemma

My background as a British car salesman is not relevant!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44843310)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 12:08 PM
Author: Rusted 180 water buffalo

A lot of bad word choices and just bad writing in general here.

Paragraph 91 - "On June 1, 2022, Twitter responded by refuting that it had 'refused' provision of data."

"Twitter responded by refuting Musk's allegation that it had 'refused' provision of data" would make more sense.

Paragraph 101 - "Musk leveled serious charges, both publicly and through lawyer letters, that Twitter had misled its investors and customers."

WTF are "lawyer letters"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44843599)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 12:14 PM
Author: Peach keepsake machete national

I disagree that this is bad writing. It’s pretentious in parts, but it’s written for a Chancery judge while also being simple enough lay people will read it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44843643)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 1:10 PM
Author: twinkling useless brakes

Funny because I’d think it’s a little casual if anything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44844011)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:07 PM
Author: Peach keepsake machete national

This will be the most read complaint of the year. For the judge their point is that this dude doesn’t care about the law and you have to make him. For the public they just want to portray him as bad.

They’re a little crossways though, in arguing this dude is trying to destroy Twitter for fun so you should make sure he can do that legally.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44844418)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 12:20 PM
Author: Arousing milky base

Keep coping btich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44843695)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 1:36 PM
Author: aphrodisiac hairless parlour corn cake

The writing is fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44844203)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:56 PM
Author: bronze dilemma

It's a good complaint. I'm mirin'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44844762)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 5:39 PM
Author: Turquoise electric market

"Lawyer letters" is used in biglaw to refer to unproductive threatening letters opposing parties send to each other before litigation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44845832)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 7:24 PM
Author: Laughsome University

"refuting that it had 'refused' to provide data" reads better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44846393)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 9:51 PM
Author: adventurous round eye mediation

Should say "denying" or something. The alliteration is cumbersome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44847083)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:35 PM
Author: Laughsome University

agree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44847271)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 12:24 PM
Author: At-the-ready Brindle Plaza

On page 2 they directly refer to SpaceX. I’m not a shitigator but shouldn’t they use the full company name followed by short form, i.e., Space Exploration Technologies Corp. (“SpaceX”)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44843715)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 1:22 PM
Author: swollen stage

Yes. It would also make the document longer and thereby make them seem smarter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44844084)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 1:40 PM
Author: Poppy range black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44844235)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 4:49 PM
Author: Peach keepsake machete national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44845459)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 7:12 AM
Author: appetizing underhanded cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44848451)



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Date: February 5th, 2024 3:57 AM
Author: disturbing chad masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#47367392)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 12:27 PM
Author: very tactful harsh national security agency

I still dont see it and suspect it’s not really a typo. I think people are going along with it because they don’t want to be seen as the person who doesn’t get it or disagrees about proper grammar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44843743)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 1:15 PM
Author: charcoal aromatic half-breed hairy legs

is this seriously what you ppl do for a living?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44844044)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 1:18 PM
Author: Umber shrine

And there's an intricacy

And intellectual rigor

Which is appealing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44844060)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:23 PM
Author: Rusted 180 water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44844529)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 5:45 PM
Author: Vermilion Theatre

ALL NIGHT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44845871)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 6:50 PM
Author: Copper knife

I don't want to live in a world where World Wide Wes(ley) isn't practicing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44846210)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 7:12 AM
Author: appetizing underhanded cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44848452)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 12:58 PM
Author: Diverse Angry Boltzmann Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44849998)



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Date: July 3rd, 2023 3:44 AM
Author: Dun stimulating business firm roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#46503577)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 1:23 PM
Author: Plum hall philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44844089)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 1:25 PM
Author: know-it-all soul-stirring main people faggot firefighter

yeah but there are lots of dull parts too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44844117)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 1:44 PM
Author: Vivacious police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44844265)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 1:58 PM
Author: citrine pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44844351)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:10 PM
Author: Peach keepsake machete national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44844442)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:10 PM
Author: Peach keepsake machete national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44844443)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:10 PM
Author: Peach keepsake machete national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44844444)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:11 PM
Author: Peach keepsake machete national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44844445)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:11 PM
Author: Peach keepsake machete national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44844450)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:29 PM
Author: twinkling useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44844585)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:37 PM
Author: Internet-worthy pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44844638)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:42 PM
Author: bronze dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44844673)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:57 PM
Author: Bisexual trip internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44844764)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 4:51 PM
Author: cordovan den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44845483)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 5:39 PM
Author: supple chapel fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44845828)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 6:09 PM
Author: henna elite codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44845998)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 7:24 PM
Author: Swashbuckling misunderstood dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44846392)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 8:23 PM
Author: Vermilion Theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44846696)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 9:16 AM
Author: startling chrome hell haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44848706)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 9:52 AM
Author: Saffron contagious office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44848846)



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Date: July 16th, 2022 11:56 AM
Author: Peach keepsake machete national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44860803)



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Date: July 16th, 2022 12:14 PM
Author: house-broken curious abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44860856)



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Date: August 2nd, 2022 2:43 PM
Author: Peach keepsake machete national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44953025)



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Date: November 10th, 2022 10:22 PM
Author: Peach keepsake machete national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#45474893)



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Date: February 15th, 2023 1:28 PM
Author: Motley field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#45937694)



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Date: July 3rd, 2023 3:44 AM
Author: Dun stimulating business firm roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#46503578)



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Date: February 5th, 2024 3:35 AM
Author: Dun stimulating business firm roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#47367381)



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Date: February 5th, 2024 5:14 AM
Author: Thirsty Buff Set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#47367446)



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Date: October 30th, 2024 4:34 PM
Author: Peach keepsake machete national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#48259835)



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Date: October 30th, 2024 4:38 PM
Author: know-it-all soul-stirring main people faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#48259863)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 12:07 PM
Author: potluck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#49063229)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 1:58 PM
Author: citrine pozpig

If that's an honest question then I am jealous of your life experiences. What do you do for a living

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44844349)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 5:30 PM
Author: Medicated Patrolman Fortuitous Meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44845790)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 4:39 PM
Author: fighting church rigpig

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44845380)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 5:21 PM
Author: Dull useless generalized bond casino

Wait, so no one found a typo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44845723)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 6:10 PM
Author: henna elite codepig

not one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44846000)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 9:52 PM
Author: adventurous round eye mediation

Didn't even take that long to conclude there was no obvious typo. Wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44847091)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 9:42 AM
Author: Peach keepsake machete national

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44848801)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 5:41 PM
Author: anal heaven

They should get rid of those shlubs and hire me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44845840)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 5:42 PM
Author: Vermilion Theatre

Those TTT bums don't even scrub their metadata.

"Microsoft Word - 10238338_1.docx"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44845848)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 5:44 PM
Author: Turquoise electric market

that is a legit mess-up actually. at least they saved the final as a new version. always lol when i see some 10 page brief took 25 versions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44845862)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 6:10 PM
Author: henna elite codepig

cr, you absolutely MUST save as a new doc v1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44846005)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 7:18 PM
Author: Titillating high-end institution friendly grandma

180

a decade on xoxo and law firms still find new ways to fascinate me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44846350)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 7:24 PM
Author: Turquoise electric market

got a TRO/PI brief from a v50 where a confidential contract was at issue. half of the brief was "redacted" with black highlighting.

we got conflicted out of the matter and it seemingly settled right away so unsure if anything came of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44846389)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 7:58 PM
Author: Copper knife

Tranny mo here.

What significance does multiple versions have other than indicating carelessness or inefficiency? Prior versions are still covered by atty client privilege, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44846542)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 8:14 PM
Author: Turquoise electric market

yeah, it doesn't actually mean anything that im aware of, it's just amusing. also some lawyers obsessively version up when they make any changes, and some barely do it all.

also, a lot of people reveal the version by not deleting the doc id from the footer that imanage automatically adds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44846654)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 1:16 AM
Author: henna elite codepig

it just looks tryhard. 1 is more mysterious and perfect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44847988)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 5:55 PM
Author: Vermilion Theatre

What's with the use of sentence case in the higher level headings and title case in the subheadings?

https://files.catbox.moe/een323.png

Seems like a strange choice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44845922)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 5:59 PM
Author: Vermilion Theatre

TTT inconsistent BUMS!

https://files.catbox.moe/sq6s7t.png

If you're out there, Wachtell, I'll be your remote filing and proofreading bitch for $175k/year so you don't embarrass yourself like this anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44845945)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 9:46 AM
Author: anal heaven

Sentence case is superior imo but the issue here is consistency. That’s what’s bothersome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44848819)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 7:53 PM
Author: Copper knife

Jfc. Ppl expect a fucking master piece at their prices.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44846526)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 7:29 AM
Author: Plum hall philosopher-king

Lol hfs this is going to keep me up tonight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44848469)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 9:43 AM
Author: Peach keepsake machete national

You do the headings in lowercase because it’s part of the narrative, if all the subheads are non-narrative, then I approve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44848808)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 9:05 PM
Author: Floppy nibblets bawdyhouse

So when does the actual lawyering happen?

Can we outsource this spell check faggotry to Pradeep?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44846867)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:04 PM
Author: spectacular property people who are hurt

Lol at the dumbass criticism in this thread. Imbeciles quibbling over word choice. Not partner material, I’m afraid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44847141)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 9:20 AM
Author: startling chrome hell haunted graveyard

(Rainmaker)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44848727)



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Date: July 15th, 2022 10:22 PM
Author: blue athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44859007)



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Date: July 16th, 2022 12:08 PM
Author: big shimmering becky mother

(PUMO with no sense of humor)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#44860842)



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Date: February 5th, 2024 3:58 AM
Author: shivering haunting jewess

read the first 2 pages.

why is the tone so weirdly cunty and sarcastic. it stops just short of sounding like a Jezebel screed: "SO, APPARENTLY, FUCKBOY MUSK THINKS HE, UNLIKE EVERYONE ELSE, IS SPECIAL. (UH, HELLO? HE'S NOT.)"

10 to 1 written by a woman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#47367394)



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Date: February 5th, 2024 4:03 AM
Author: disturbing chad masturbator

Lol guess uve nvr worked in law before

They are all little spaceporn bitches especially w these kinds of cases where it's more written for the public in mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2...id.#47367395)