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Pls paste links to ones not yet here: One social taboo Se...
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  07/17/22
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splenetic lodge antidepressant drug
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hyperventilating patrolman
  09/29/22
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hyperventilating patrolman
  01/07/23
Seinfeld episode where they discuss vaxxed ppl at risk due t...
dashing iridescent philosopher-king university
  01/07/23
Seinfeld skit where they discuss rebunking the lab leak theo...
dashing iridescent philosopher-king university
  01/07/23
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splenetic lodge antidepressant drug
  01/09/23
crossing state lines http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
Galvanic crackhouse hairy legs
  01/09/23
George's parents dealing with COVID restrictions: http://...
Galvanic crackhouse hairy legs
  01/09/23
Smelly pussy http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=...
stimulating parlor halford
  03/18/23
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hyperventilating patrolman
  05/05/23
Financing a burrito: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
Galvanic crackhouse hairy legs
  05/05/23
Seinfeld episode where Kramer claims he can hear colors afte...
sick french church
  05/05/23
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&fo...
Spectacular stain
  06/01/23
Antisemite Duke Students Walk Out Of Seinfeld’s Commen...
silver location gay wizard
  08/22/24
Seinfeld episode where George has a chance to date Sigourney...
silver location gay wizard
  08/22/24
Dating a dumb German girl https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?...
silver location gay wizard
  08/22/24
Gabby Petito disappearance: https://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
Purple talented spot
  08/22/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer lists Jerry's car on turo h...
silver location gay wizard
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where they discuss people getting disinvite...
silver location gay wizard
  08/23/24
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silver location gay wizard
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where Puddy disgusts Elaine by supporting T...
silver location gay wizard
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer defends SVB rescue as not a ba...
silver location gay wizard
  08/23/24
Apple picking plot ideas https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?t...
silver location gay wizard
  09/28/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer is caught posting on Nude Afri...
Submissive Jet-lagged Jew
  09/28/24
this seemed good but was underperformance imo for evan 39. i...
supple hospital rigpig
  09/28/24
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hyperventilating patrolman
  02/17/25
Kramer gets a job at DOGE and eliminates Newman's job htt...
silver location gay wizard
  03/02/25
Yankees Charlie Kirk memorial https://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
silver location gay wizard
  09/18/25
Bad news guys, we can’t do these anymore - ya see, &ld...
'"'"''"
  06/11/26
actually the xo Seinfeld scripts I've seen are 10000x funnie...
fuck her right in the pussy
  06/11/26


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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:27 PM
Author: hyperventilating patrolman

Pls paste links to ones not yet here:

One social taboo Seinfeld never grappled with…

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1859449&mc=66&forum_id=2

George dates Sigourney Weaver:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4934319&mc=24&forum_id=2

Kramer gets stolen cane from longshoreman Joe Sestak:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4289339&mc=46&forum_id=2

America has become corrupt:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937270&mc=52&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id.#44868423)



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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:31 PM
Author: maroon bawdyhouse jap



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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:39 PM
Author: Crystalline organic girlfriend school



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Date: July 18th, 2022 9:47 AM
Author: splenetic lodge antidepressant drug



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Date: September 29th, 2022 4:59 AM
Author: hyperventilating patrolman



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:12 PM
Author: hyperventilating patrolman



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:18 PM
Author: dashing iridescent philosopher-king university

Seinfeld episode where they discuss vaxxed ppl at risk due to unvaxxed

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4917605&mc=56&forum_id=2#43289940

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id.#45756181)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:23 PM
Author: dashing iridescent philosopher-king university

Seinfeld skit where they discuss rebunking the lab leak theory

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4841553&mc=52&forum_id=2#42512210

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id.#45756204)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:37 AM
Author: splenetic lodge antidepressant drug



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:41 AM
Author: Galvanic crackhouse hairy legs

crossing state lines

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4965019&mc=51&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id.#45763649)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:51 AM
Author: Galvanic crackhouse hairy legs

George's parents dealing with COVID restrictions:

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4752891&forum_id=2#41849573

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id.#45763708)



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Date: March 18th, 2023 3:03 AM
Author: stimulating parlor halford

Smelly pussy

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4910333&mc=11&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id.#46067659)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 2:15 AM
Author: hyperventilating patrolman



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Date: May 5th, 2023 7:46 AM
Author: Galvanic crackhouse hairy legs

Financing a burrito:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320001&mc=33&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id.#46272571)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 7:58 AM
Author: sick french church

Seinfeld episode where Kramer claims he can hear colors after the COVID vax: http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4925973&forum_id=2#43156148



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id.#46272589)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:34 AM
Author: Spectacular stain

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46325486

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id.#46378768)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:47 PM
Author: silver location gay wizard

Antisemite Duke Students Walk Out Of Seinfeld’s Commencement Speech

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527812&mc=75&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id.#47997060)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:48 PM
Author: silver location gay wizard

Seinfeld episode where George has a chance to date Sigourney Weaver, but...

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4934319&mc=38&forum_id=2#43211214

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id.#47997067)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:49 PM
Author: silver location gay wizard

Dating a dumb German girl

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5579033&mc=34&forum_id=2#47984000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id.#47997070)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:52 PM
Author: Purple talented spot

Gabby Petito disappearance:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4926480&mc=44&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id.#47997080)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:09 AM
Author: silver location gay wizard

Seinfeld episode where Kramer lists Jerry's car on turo

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5168286&mc=19&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id.#47997105)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: silver location gay wizard

Seinfeld episode where they discuss people getting disinvited to Obama’s party

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895547&mc=51&forum_id=2#42918676

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id.#47997108)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: silver location gay wizard



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:18 AM
Author: silver location gay wizard

Seinfeld episode where Puddy disgusts Elaine by supporting TX vs Biden

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5481708&mc=47&forum_id=2#47334089

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id.#47997120)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 1:07 AM
Author: silver location gay wizard

Seinfeld episode where Kramer defends SVB rescue as not a bailout

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5305630&mc=37&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id.#47997262)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 12:29 AM
Author: silver location gay wizard

Apple picking plot ideas

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5600347&mc=17&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id.#48139494)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 2:35 AM
Author: Submissive Jet-lagged Jew

Seinfeld episode where Kramer is caught posting on Nude Africa

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598336&mc=34&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id.#48139604)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 2:44 AM
Author: supple hospital rigpig

this seemed good but was underperformance imo for evan 39. its mechanical exercise for evan its social commentary (interracial observations) with a modern twist (nude africa website) theres a internal reference (callback joke to mulatto lady) and usurp expectations (kramer being shameless) for parable ending (to brainwash the sitcom audience opinion on acceptability of interracial)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id.#48139607)



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Date: February 17th, 2025 8:04 PM
Author: hyperventilating patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id.#48669891)



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Date: March 2nd, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: silver location gay wizard

Kramer gets a job at DOGE and eliminates Newman's job

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5676099

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id.#48707645)



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Date: September 18th, 2025 11:53 AM
Author: silver location gay wizard

Yankees Charlie Kirk memorial

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5772059&mc=32&forum_id=2#49252715

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id.#49281272)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 8:33 PM
Author: '"'"''"

Bad news guys, we can’t do these anymore - ya see, “fuck her right in the pussy” tp (HILARIOUS 2014 reference moniker btw! definitely a guy with an AMAZEBALLS sense of humor! 😂) says Seinfeld is overrated! *jackoff motion*

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873073&mc=95&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id.#49932234)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: fuck her right in the pussy

actually the xo Seinfeld scripts I've seen are 10000x funnier than the show

you know what else was pretty funny was that AI Seinfeld Twitch stream, "Nothing, Forever"

and this moniker is from way back when FHRITP was a thing, sorry you hate throwbacks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id.#49932244)