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Had a girl over last night for "Smash Brothers and chill" (dark doodikoff)

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Date: September 28th, 2022 12:48 PM
Author: Cracking offensive sex offender faggotry

I've been openly advertising myself as a "gamer" in my dating app profiles and it has actually worked pretty well so far. I matched with this girl recently and we were flirting like crazy back and forth over text. She's a big Gamer like me and we like a lot of the same games, which is really cool and means we're probably a good match

She was telling me about how she has a hard time finding a "real man" and that most of the time when she goes out on dates, she just ends up using the guy for free meals and drinks. I joked that she should order a meal to go from one of these guys on a "date" and then bring it over to my place afterward and we could "hang out" together

Last night, she actually took me up on the "offer." I was sitting at home practicing my speedrun of Yoshi's Island when she texted me that she was on her way over with some croissants and tapas. She was already sloppy drunk when she stumbled in the door and I had to catch her so she wouldn't fall. She started feeling me up and told me I have a "great physique"

I set up Smash Brothers on the console for some "foreplay" but it didn't take long before she was moaning and telling me to "fuck her like King Dedede" and I wasted no more time and gave her what she wanted. We cuddled for a while afterward and she was very affectionate and told me how much she appreciated me being so assertive and understanding of her needs as a woman

I'm not sure if I will end up "dating" this girl but I think I'll definitely see her again. The croissants were really tasty too. A pleasant surprise and bonus

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Date: September 28th, 2022 12:50 PM
Author: mewling dun meetinghouse haunted graveyard



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Date: September 28th, 2022 12:51 PM
Author: sienna yarmulke gunner

lol @ invoking King Dedede

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Date: August 16th, 2025 11:58 AM
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Date: March 5th, 2026 11:37 PM
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Date: March 5th, 2026 11:37 PM
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Date: September 28th, 2022 12:58 PM
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Date: September 28th, 2022 1:49 PM
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Date: September 28th, 2022 2:00 PM
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Date: September 28th, 2022 11:22 PM
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Date: September 28th, 2022 11:23 PM
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Date: September 28th, 2022 11:26 PM
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Date: September 28th, 2022 11:27 PM
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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:15 PM
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Date: January 5th, 2024 12:49 PM
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Date: August 24th, 2025 1:02 PM
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Date: August 24th, 2025 4:14 PM
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