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Cock Control to Training Tom

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Vibrant Coffee Pot Pit
  11/28/22
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Comical hilarious sneaky criminal
  11/28/22
Cock Control to Trainin' Tom Cock Control to Trainin' Tom...
Vibrant Coffee Pot Pit
  11/28/22
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Comical hilarious sneaky criminal
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lascivious disrespectful yarmulke
  11/28/22
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laughsome cream site dopamine
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Vibrant Coffee Pot Pit
  12/06/22
Who wrote this because they deserve MPM votes?
umber electric furnace
  12/13/22
Me.
Vibrant Coffee Pot Pit
  12/13/22
Well I was going to vote for you deep into MPM anyway. What ...
umber electric furnace
  12/13/22
It is very much appreciated! (I periodically bump that Bates...
Vibrant Coffee Pot Pit
  12/13/22
That was an amazing story.
umber electric furnace
  12/14/22
Thank you for your service.
chrome crusty ticket booth
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zombie-like brunch sweet tailpipe
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Yellow Irate Pistol
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Purple diverse step-uncle's house
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Vibrant Coffee Pot Pit
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Vibrant Coffee Pot Pit
  11/29/22
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Histrionic glassy theater
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Vibrant Coffee Pot Pit
  12/09/22
this is 180 but i think the lyrics are "this is cock co...
sinister weed whacker
  12/11/22
can you just give the fucking 180 without trying to “c...
Curious Crotch
  12/11/22
I'm happy either way.
Vibrant Coffee Pot Pit
  12/11/22
i'm glad you asked that, as this is a good teachable moment ...
sinister weed whacker
  12/11/22
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french cracking cruise ship brethren
  12/11/22
Woah.
Vibrant Coffee Pot Pit
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Tripping Insecure Telephone
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Tan mental disorder
  12/14/22
btw im not sure due to moniker changes but I think I may hav...
Vibrant Coffee Pot Pit
  12/14/22
assuming you still have the same account that poasted both, ...
sinister weed whacker
  12/14/22
I lost the pw for the "twins" account long ago.
Vibrant Coffee Pot Pit
  12/21/22
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Vibrant Coffee Pot Pit
  12/13/22
BTW, Bowie has also sung the following variations live: ...
sinister weed whacker
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Vibrant Coffee Pot Pit
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Saffron Insane Range Internal Respiration
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Vibrant Coffee Pot Pit
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nude mediator
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Date: November 28th, 2022 10:09 AM
Author: Vibrant Coffee Pot Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2...id.#45553389)



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Date: November 28th, 2022 10:11 AM
Author: Comical hilarious sneaky criminal

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2...id.#45553397)



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Date: November 28th, 2022 10:37 AM
Author: Vibrant Coffee Pot Pit

Cock Control to Trainin' Tom

Cock Control to Trainin' Tom

Make sure protein fills and helmet's strong

Cock Control to Trainin' Tom

Dispense with women no posers on

Check your stimmin' and may God’s love be with you

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Ten, Nine, Eight, Seven, Six, Five, Four, Three, Two, One, Liftoff

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This is Cock Control to Trainin' Tom

You really made them spray

And the papers want to know whose squirts you wear

Now it’s time to leave the Pounders (if you dare!)

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This is Trainin' Tom to Cock Control

I’m stepping through the door

And they're posing in the au naturale way

And Douton's meaty protruberence -- it sways!

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For here am I stimming from the twink stand

Knobs are getting sworled

Assombo, balls blue

And they're stuffing full of goo

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Woah, they're blasting loads and projectiles

I’m twinking there with skill

And I think my facelip knows which way to blow

Tell my wife I love her very much

"She knows!"

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Cock Control to Trainin' Tom

You sure give head to make them long

Can you stim me, Trainin' Tom?

Can you stim me, Trainin' Tom?

Can you stim me, Trainin' Tom?

Can you….

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For here am I stimming from the twink stand

Knobs are getting sworled

Assombo's balls blue

And they're stuffing full of goo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2...id.#45553521)



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Date: November 28th, 2022 10:46 AM
Author: Comical hilarious sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2...id.#45553559)



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Date: November 28th, 2022 10:54 AM
Author: lascivious disrespectful yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2...id.#45553588)



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Date: November 28th, 2022 10:55 AM
Author: laughsome cream site dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2...id.#45553593)



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Date: December 6th, 2022 10:13 AM
Author: Vibrant Coffee Pot Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2...id.#45592842)



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Date: December 13th, 2022 10:29 PM
Author: umber electric furnace

Who wrote this because they deserve MPM votes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2...id.#45629972)



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Date: December 13th, 2022 10:31 PM
Author: Vibrant Coffee Pot Pit

Me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2...id.#45629981)



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Date: December 13th, 2022 11:54 PM
Author: umber electric furnace

Well I was going to vote for you deep into MPM anyway. What a waste of my question.

But thank you for this art.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2...id.#45630428)



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Date: December 13th, 2022 11:55 PM
Author: Vibrant Coffee Pot Pit

It is very much appreciated! (I periodically bump that Bates thread for you; I am gratified to find an audience for it.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2...id.#45630433)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 11:46 AM
Author: umber electric furnace

That was an amazing story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2...id.#45632148)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 5:03 PM
Author: chrome crusty ticket booth

Thank you for your service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2...id.#45634026)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 5:07 PM
Author: zombie-like brunch sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2...id.#45634045)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 11:47 AM
Author: Yellow Irate Pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2...id.#45632150)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 5:06 PM
Author: Purple diverse step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2...id.#45634040)



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Date: September 19th, 2023 12:51 PM
Author: Vibrant Coffee Pot Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2...id.#46817018)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 8:34 AM
Author: Vibrant Coffee Pot Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2...id.#45557837)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 8:35 AM
Author: Histrionic glassy theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2...id.#45557839)



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Date: December 9th, 2022 6:04 PM
Author: Vibrant Coffee Pot Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2...id.#45610584)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 2:42 PM
Author: sinister weed whacker

this is 180 but i think the lyrics are "this is cock control to major yann"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2...id.#45617667)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 3:08 PM
Author: Curious Crotch

can you just give the fucking 180 without trying to “correct” the OP, faggot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2...id.#45617787)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 4:19 PM
Author: Vibrant Coffee Pot Pit

I'm happy either way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2...id.#45618015)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 4:34 PM
Author: sinister weed whacker

i'm glad you asked that, as this is a good teachable moment despite your impatience and tone. as official archivist at the Stimsonian, it is my job to maintain unerring accuracy of the INFB Songbook, the preeminent chronicle of ethnudomusicology. ensuring the correct lyrics are posted are a vital part of this, as is determining song lineage and attribution. a short review of the Songbook thread would yield several such examples where Stimsonian reviewers thoroughly researched the content submitted for adoption. see, e.g., the following subthreads:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2836913&mc=436&forum_id=2#29842260

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2836913&mc=436&forum_id=2#30544147

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2836913&mc=436&forum_id=2#33749858

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2836913&mc=436&forum_id=2#38015010

this process also occurs in individual songthreads themselves, such as:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3758176&mc=5&forum_id=12#34789638

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4190162&mc=1&forum_id=2#37697789

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3210265&mc=1&forum_id=2

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3972625&mc=18&forum_id=2

as you can see, i take my role in this process incredibly seriously, as do the other researchers on the Stimsonian's staff. while it would be easy for me to dismiss you as a manlet who probably lifts in mixed-gender gyms with shorts on (if at all), i choose instead to keep in mind that we all growing it big towards the same goal. thank you for continuing to support IFNB's musical offerings, and may the musclegods bless you with their daily ropes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2...id.#45618033)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 5:35 PM
Author: french cracking cruise ship brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2...id.#45618211)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 6:09 PM
Author: Vibrant Coffee Pot Pit

Woah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2...id.#45618294)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 6:15 PM
Author: Tripping Insecure Telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2...id.#45618315)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 2:29 AM
Author: Tan mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2...id.#45630819)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 2:31 AM
Author: Vibrant Coffee Pot Pit

btw im not sure due to moniker changes but I think I may have contributed a line in the earlier version, which imo should now be deprecated. [it obviously stuck in my head and grew into the above over the years; I didn't remember the earlier one until I looked @ your thread after OP here.]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2...id.#45630822)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 4:57 PM
Author: sinister weed whacker

assuming you still have the same account that poasted both, you should be able to edit/see your contribution to the earlier thread despite the nominal moniker changes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2...id.#45633985)



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Date: December 21st, 2022 7:34 PM
Author: Vibrant Coffee Pot Pit

I lost the pw for the "twins" account long ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2...id.#45671225)



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Date: December 13th, 2022 10:03 PM
Author: Vibrant Coffee Pot Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2...id.#45629828)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 5:01 PM
Author: sinister weed whacker

BTW, Bowie has also sung the following variations live:

[original] Now it’s time to leave the Pounders (if you dare!)

[variation] Now it’s time to leave the Big Rod's (but stay bare!)

[variation] Now it's time to leave the Gold's Gym (and be bare!)

as these are live version variations, we include them simply for posterity and not for correction.

however, we have noticed a typo in the spelling of Mr. Douton's last name in the thread above; please correct.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2...id.#45634008)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 7:15 PM
Author: Vibrant Coffee Pot Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2...id.#45634624)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 5:01 PM
Author: Saffron Insane Range Internal Respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2...id.#45634013)



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Date: December 21st, 2022 6:56 PM
Author: Vibrant Coffee Pot Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2...id.#45671050)



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Date: November 2nd, 2023 7:46 PM
Author: Vibrant Coffee Pot Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2...id.#47013788)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: nude mediator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2...id.#49535059)