I remember thinking I was hot shit as teen from NYC visiting cousin in Panhandle
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Date: September 7th, 2023 11:26 AM Author: spruce naked weed whacker sex offender
LOL I got STYLED on by Southern bros, got no pussy ever. Those girls looked at me like I was a FREAK, a good few inches shorter than all the native boys, wearing designer clothes, cologne, talking about gay NYC shit they didn't care about (e.g. mixtape rap scene, collectible sneakers, street art). These blonde smokeshows would literally get high, drunk, ride ATVs and mudwrestle, and there I was in the corner with my cousin (probably embarrassed of me in retrospect) getting uncomfortably high to the point of being mute. Meanwhile, everytime my cousin would visit me in NYC he'd end up banging some girl me and my friends had been pining over for years (i.e. jerking off to her Myspace pics) the same day he'd meet them. He even asked to use my friend's car once to fuck some random (my buddy begrudgingly obliged) - he said "it's not like any of you are using it to do anything but smoke weed anyway, right?" LJL
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Date: September 7th, 2023 11:42 AM Author: glittery sable liquid oxygen
There was a South Park episode 20+ years ago that covered all of this.
https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0766089/
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