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Hypo: 1 million cash but you have to talk like nyuug for 1 month

You have to address everyone in your life as 'fucktarded cum...
Razzle arrogant personal credit line den
  09/10/24
1MM is not a lot of money to have everyone in your life thin...
Overrated Kitchen
  09/10/24
No you have to interact with your employer and family like n...
Razzle arrogant personal credit line den
  09/10/24
in that case pass I would lose much more in lifetime income...
Overrated Kitchen
  09/10/24
LOL I just drafted 3 documents in the past hour
zombie-like black telephone stage
  09/10/24
LOLERCAUSTING hard af rn
zombie-like black telephone stage
  09/10/24
Same
rusted comical dog poop piazza
  09/10/24
BANGARANG
zombie-like black telephone stage
  09/10/24
You must say this to many people daily to get the million.
Razzle arrogant personal credit line den
  09/10/24
I talk to like 3-4 distinct humans in any given month U m...
zombie-like black telephone stage
  09/10/24
Yeah I'm jelly ngl. Everyone respectable I know has close to...
Razzle arrogant personal credit line den
  09/10/24
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Overrated Kitchen
  09/10/24
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Fragrant center
  09/10/24
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exhilarant violet public bath idiot
  09/10/24
I just don't see how it can be explained to real normal peop...
Overrated Kitchen
  09/10/24
Brain worm, tumor, etc
Vibrant bistre property
  09/10/24
Who do I write the check out to
hot national
  09/10/24
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Razzle arrogant personal credit line den
  09/10/24
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zippy mother trailer park
  10/22/24
lollercausting HARD ITT
zombie-like black telephone stage
  09/10/24
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brass business firm indirect expression
  11/26/24
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'"'''"'''""""
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marvelous lilac hospital
  10/07/24
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marvelous lilac hospital
  10/22/24
Done. I stage an accident in which I "suffer a head inj...
Aqua Histrionic Gas Station
  10/23/24
OP here. This would be DQ'd by the judges. Nice try but to g...
Razzle arrogant personal credit line den
  10/23/24
The judges thing is the dumbest part of this hypo. Basically...
Peach Mewling Elastic Band
  11/26/24
1800000
Adventurous hell corn cake
  10/23/24
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For guys that have been in prison like me,
  03/12/26


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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:03 AM
Author: Razzle arrogant personal credit line den

You have to address everyone in your life as 'fucktarded cumskins' and use the word 'lollercaust'. If you impress the judges at the end of the month you get 1MM tax free. It is does not count towards your annual income.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...id.#48068690)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:05 AM
Author: Overrated Kitchen

1MM is not a lot of money to have everyone in your life think you're a full retard for the rest of your life.

Can I spend that month in Bali or somewhere where nobody knows me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...id.#48068699)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:06 AM
Author: Razzle arrogant personal credit line den

No you have to interact with your employer and family like normal. After the month is over you can use any excuse you want to explain what happened, but during it you can't make any attempt to explain your personality change.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...id.#48068705)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: Overrated Kitchen

in that case pass

I would lose much more in lifetime income alone from everyone assuming I had had a stroke and firing me

not to mention the irreparable damage to the relationships with my family and the people who matter to me, they would never be the same again, there would be no plausible way to explain such behavior to normal people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...id.#48068721)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:13 AM
Author: zombie-like black telephone stage

LOL I just drafted 3 documents in the past hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...id.#48068729)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: zombie-like black telephone stage

LOLERCAUSTING hard af rn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...id.#48068712)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:19 AM
Author: rusted comical dog poop piazza

Same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...id.#48068738)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:05 AM
Author: zombie-like black telephone stage

BANGARANG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...id.#48068700)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: Razzle arrogant personal credit line den

You must say this to many people daily to get the million.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...id.#48068710)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:08 AM
Author: zombie-like black telephone stage

I talk to like 3-4 distinct humans in any given month

U mad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...id.#48068714)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:09 AM
Author: Razzle arrogant personal credit line den

Yeah I'm jelly ngl. Everyone respectable I know has close to 0 irl friends and is in parasocial relationships and does performance art for autistic online lawyers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...id.#48068720)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: Overrated Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...id.#48068722)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 7:59 AM
Author: Fragrant center



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:11 AM
Author: exhilarant violet public bath idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...id.#48068723)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:13 AM
Author: Overrated Kitchen

I just don't see how it can be explained to real normal people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...id.#48068730)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 6:08 PM
Author: Vibrant bistre property

Brain worm, tumor, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...id.#48071493)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: hot national

Who do I write the check out to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...id.#48068731)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:23 AM
Author: Razzle arrogant personal credit line den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...id.#48068751)



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Date: October 22nd, 2024 7:25 PM
Author: zippy mother trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...id.#48228378)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 6:07 PM
Author: zombie-like black telephone stage

lollercausting HARD ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...id.#48071488)



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Date: November 26th, 2024 4:23 AM
Author: brass business firm indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...id.#48382217)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 4:41 AM
Author: '"'''"'''""""



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...id.#49736582)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 1:51 AM
Author: marvelous lilac hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...id.#48171633)



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Date: October 22nd, 2024 7:10 PM
Author: marvelous lilac hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...id.#48228319)



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Date: October 23rd, 2024 1:00 PM
Author: Aqua Histrionic Gas Station

Done. I stage an accident in which I "suffer a head injury" after which this is a symptom of my brain damage. Before this, I make explicitly clear to my wife that no matter the symptoms, she is to refuse all medical interventions on my behalf because I've seen in a vision that I will have this accident, recover after a month, and we will be $1mm richer.

She sequesters me at home to recover from my "injury" and after a month I return to normal.

When asked how I recovered, I will credit copious amounts of red meat and vigorous exercise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...id.#48230710)



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Date: October 23rd, 2024 1:41 PM
Author: Razzle arrogant personal credit line den

OP here. This would be DQ'd by the judges. Nice try but to get the money you would have to actually walk around in your normal life saying fucktarded cumskins and I lollercaust at you without explanation. No way around it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...id.#48230993)



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Date: November 26th, 2024 5:32 AM
Author: Peach Mewling Elastic Band

The judges thing is the dumbest part of this hypo. Basically they won’t be satisfied unless I have caused serious damage to my life for $1M

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...id.#48382253)



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Date: October 23rd, 2024 8:01 PM
Author: Adventurous hell corn cake

1800000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...id.#48232575)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 4:41 AM
Author: For guys that have been in prison like me,



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...id.#49736580)