\
  The most prestigious law school admissions discussion board in the world.
BackRefresh Options Favorite

Jesus never read the New Testament. It was assembled 300+ years after him death

By some chruch randoms who picked a set of documents and dec...
vigorous up-to-no-good puppy sound barrier
  11/12/24
*canon and their choices were superb. prove me wrong.
Titillating misanthropic prole spot
  11/12/24
i havent read my posthumous biography either
Startled Umber Temple Fortuitous Meteor
  11/12/24
werent matthew and john writing when they were apostles?
Flickering Ivory Ticket Booth
  11/12/24
it doesn't seem likely that a Jewish guy like John could wri...
Titillating misanthropic prole spot
  11/12/24
wow!
razzmatazz circlehead
  11/12/24
Just tossed all my Sanctus Real vinyls (autographed) in the ...
Pea-brained travel guidebook digit ratio
  11/12/24
Jesus to associate at 2AM before closing on New Testament: T...
mauve shitlib
  11/12/24
...
Titillating misanthropic prole spot
  11/12/24
...
mind-boggling ratface mother
  11/12/24
...
razzmatazz circlehead
  11/12/24
...
Flickering Ivory Ticket Booth
  11/12/24
...
heady alcoholic faggotry state
  06/08/25
...
brass useless brakes business firm
  06/08/25
...
glittery red pervert
  06/08/25
...
arousing haunted graveyard
  06/08/25
...
razzmatazz circlehead
  06/08/25
...
Painfully honest jewess death wish
  06/27/25
Some of the documents making up the NT, like Paul's letters,...
mind-boggling ratface mother
  11/12/24
some reasonable people date 1 Thes to 45-52. which means tha...
Titillating misanthropic prole spot
  11/12/24
lol, were you under the pressure that Matthew was providing ...
bat shit crazy bisexual roast beef
  11/12/24
He didn't need to "read" it, Jesus is literally th...
splenetic peach masturbator
  11/12/24
lmao @ OP just lmao
Startled Umber Temple Fortuitous Meteor
  11/12/24
lmao Jesus sitting under date tree reading, really diggin...
aqua keepsake machete
  11/12/24
...
glittery red pervert
  06/08/25
...
arousing haunted graveyard
  06/08/25
Jesus in reading glasses and Red pen going over an early dra...
translucent location goyim
  11/12/24
...
razzmatazz circlehead
  11/12/24
...
grizzly stage
  11/12/24
In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, an...
Thirsty Depressive
  11/12/24
(John 1, original draft)
razzmatazz circlehead
  11/12/24
...
razzmatazz circlehead
  06/08/25
That Christianity survived for 300 years in the hothouse of ...
ebony greedy wagecucks
  06/08/25
Acts describes him ascending to heaven. How tf would he rea...
brass useless brakes business firm
  06/08/25
Isn’t he God as part of the trinity and therefore omni...
deranged resort pisswyrm
  06/08/25
(Nicene faggot)
brass useless brakes business firm
  06/08/25
three persons, one substance, one God.
Titillating misanthropic prole spot
  06/08/25
Damning.
Beady-eyed azure shrine codepig
  06/08/25


Poast new message in this thread



Reply Favorite

Date: November 12th, 2024 2:41 PM
Author: vigorous up-to-no-good puppy sound barrier

By some chruch randoms who picked a set of documents and decided they were now cannon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48327650)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 12th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: Titillating misanthropic prole spot

*canon

and their choices were superb. prove me wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48327778)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 12th, 2024 2:42 PM
Author: Startled Umber Temple Fortuitous Meteor

i havent read my posthumous biography either

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48327652)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 12th, 2024 3:12 PM
Author: Flickering Ivory Ticket Booth

werent matthew and john writing when they were apostles?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48327738)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 12th, 2024 3:23 PM
Author: Titillating misanthropic prole spot

it doesn't seem likely that a Jewish guy like John could write Greek like you see in John's gospel.

matthew, being jewish, probably had access to people who could write for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48327801)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 12th, 2024 3:14 PM
Author: razzmatazz circlehead

wow!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48327747)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 12th, 2024 3:17 PM
Author: Pea-brained travel guidebook digit ratio

Just tossed all my Sanctus Real vinyls (autographed) in the trash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48327765)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 12th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: mauve shitlib

Jesus to associate at 2AM before closing on New Testament: THE NUMBER FORMATTING IN PSALMS IS COMPLETELY OFF. NEED TO GIVE THIS A FULL HARD PROOF ASAP. ALSO HAS PAUL IN THE JERUSALEM OFFICE GIVEN HIS COMMENTS ON ACTS YET?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48327773)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 12th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: Titillating misanthropic prole spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48327781)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 12th, 2024 3:20 PM
Author: mind-boggling ratface mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48327783)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 12th, 2024 3:21 PM
Author: razzmatazz circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48327792)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 12th, 2024 6:56 PM
Author: Flickering Ivory Ticket Booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48328547)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 8th, 2025 7:34 AM
Author: heady alcoholic faggotry state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48996276)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 8th, 2025 7:45 AM
Author: brass useless brakes business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48996293)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 8th, 2025 8:12 AM
Author: glittery red pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48996316)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 8th, 2025 8:18 AM
Author: arousing haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48996321)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 8th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: razzmatazz circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48996474)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 27th, 2025 11:10 PM
Author: Painfully honest jewess death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#49055425)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 12th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: mind-boggling ratface mother

Some of the documents making up the NT, like Paul's letters, existed within a couple of decades of Jesus's death, and Mark wasn't long after that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48327775)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 12th, 2024 3:21 PM
Author: Titillating misanthropic prole spot

some reasonable people date 1 Thes to 45-52. which means that a lot of people who knew Jesus personally were still alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48327791)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 12th, 2024 3:21 PM
Author: bat shit crazy bisexual roast beef

lol, were you under the pressure that Matthew was providing drafts to Jesus like some nid-level associate?

This is unacceptable! WTF! I am glad we didn't send this directly to the Big Man upstairs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48327793)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 12th, 2024 3:24 PM
Author: splenetic peach masturbator

He didn't need to "read" it, Jesus is literally the Word.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48327812)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 12th, 2024 3:25 PM
Author: Startled Umber Temple Fortuitous Meteor

lmao @ OP just lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48327814)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 12th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: aqua keepsake machete

lmao

Jesus sitting under date tree reading, really digging this new testament, wondering why all this foreshadowing about crosses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48327923)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 8th, 2025 8:13 AM
Author: glittery red pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48996317)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 8th, 2025 8:19 AM
Author: arousing haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48996322)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 12th, 2024 5:46 PM
Author: translucent location goyim

Jesus in reading glasses and Red pen going over an early draft of the gospels, circling "supersubstantial" - "not a fucking word"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48328333)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 12th, 2024 6:06 PM
Author: razzmatazz circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48328410)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 12th, 2024 6:57 PM
Author: grizzly stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48328548)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 12th, 2024 6:54 PM
Author: Thirsty Depressive

In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. Idiot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48328539)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 12th, 2024 7:56 PM
Author: razzmatazz circlehead

(John 1, original draft)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48328828)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 8th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: razzmatazz circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48996475)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 8th, 2025 7:40 AM
Author: ebony greedy wagecucks

That Christianity survived for 300 years in the hothouse of the early Roman Empire , when all sorts of various eastern “cults” were in vogue , is one of the strongest pieces of evidence for the veracity of the Christ story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48996286)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 8th, 2025 9:56 AM
Author: brass useless brakes business firm

Acts describes him ascending to heaven. How tf would he read a book that describes him leaving and never coming back. Like unless you mean from heaven, but then he probably has gotten around to reading it wtf are you on about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48996480)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 8th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: deranged resort pisswyrm

Isn’t he God as part of the trinity and therefore omniscient and omnipotent?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48996484)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 8th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: brass useless brakes business firm

(Nicene faggot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48996486)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 8th, 2025 10:12 AM
Author: Titillating misanthropic prole spot

three persons, one substance, one God.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48996499)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 8th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: Beady-eyed azure shrine codepig

Damning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48996493)