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Done drinking, ruined wife’s cousin’s wedding yesterday

Started drinking too early. Wedding wasn’t at a church...
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:24 AM
Author: Wine apoplectic box office

Started drinking too early. Wedding wasn’t at a church which I thought was degenerate because I’m Roman Catholic. The MC was basically making jokes at this makeshift “church” they had with white chairs set up in the same area as the reception.

The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact I can make him bleed out of his ass if I ever got into an MMA ring with him.

She was 29 when she met him and is 34 now with a birth control softball player body.

The fuckin MC was basically announcing the wedding like it was a hockey game then started to turn it back into a romantic wedding with traditional wedding music when she walked down the aisle.

I chugged three of those little black boxes of red wine at this point so as she was walking down the aisle I grabbed the mic from the MC and pushed him away.

I always said to my wife this cousin of hers looks like a horse with her fuckin square birth control body so when I grabbed the mic I said “Galloping down the aisle! Hard! Direct (made a hand gesture)! She’s square! She has no ass! Square! Direct! Galloping down the aisle!”

While I was doing this everyone was gasping and the dad walked over like he was going to hit me be thought better of it. The security for the venue took three guys to get me down. They called the cops but the cops said this isn’t really a crime what i did so everyone just asked me to leave.

Wife still crying but 180 she left with me. She’s a ride or die bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id.#48424333)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:25 AM
Author: Electric church striped hyena

cousin on her moms side or dads

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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:25 AM
Author: Wine apoplectic box office

Dads

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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:40 AM
Author: crawly underhanded jewess

which dad

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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:52 AM
Author: thriller nowag elastic band



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:38 PM
Author: Maroon fear-inspiring becky knife

A) Good question;

B) Did that moniker come from you days at the Red Dragon Inn in RhyDin?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id.#48424872)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:29 PM
Author: insecure french turdskin



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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:53 PM
Author: Sticky Dysfunction



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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 AM
Author: irradiated fortuitous meteor principal's office



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Date: December 9th, 2024 2:34 PM
Author: Mustard Demanding Circlehead



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:25 AM
Author: Deranged ladyboy set



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:26 AM
Author: Deranged ladyboy set



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:40 AM
Author: crawly underhanded jewess



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:43 AM
Author: Transparent stag film

LMFAO

truly 180

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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:06 AM
Author: Wine apoplectic box office

This. And when I got home I played “Zombies” that cranberry song perfectly on my kid’s toy piano and I never played it before. I had two more black boxes on the ride and when I got home I was ranting about how good I was at piano and my wife pointed out it’s a player piano so it’s automatic. We were both hysterically laughing at my stupidity,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id.#48424364)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:43 AM
Author: Transparent stag film

180 night



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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:47 AM
Author: Wine apoplectic box office

One for the books lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id.#48424395)



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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 PM
Author: Deranged ladyboy set



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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:59 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Area



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Date: December 9th, 2024 2:32 PM
Author: Orange french chef spot



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:04 AM
Author: Hateful embarrassed to the bone legend



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:50 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy tan site fanboi

Ok but why stop drinking

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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:55 PM
Author: dark bateful kitchen



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:58 PM
Author: Swollen angry stead gay wizard



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:59 PM
Author: thriller nowag elastic band



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:27 PM
Author: Beady-eyed dilemma mexican



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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:50 PM
Author: Galvanic lilac piazza electric furnace



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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:11 PM
Author: Orange french chef spot



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:55 AM
Author: topaz fantasy-prone dog poop house



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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:21 AM
Author: Sienna impertinent police squad

Going to need the Heights of all involved before judging this poast

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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:50 AM
Author: Wine apoplectic box office

That’s the best part. I spend every free second of my day training and lifting. If he’s taller why didn’t he step to me when I disrespected his wife? Her lazy dad too. Because they know they had no shot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id.#48424399)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:09 AM
Author: Sienna impertinent police squad

Lmao lil breh he doesn't think about you at all -- worrying about "stepping to" is for Short Men.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id.#48424425)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:13 AM
Author: Wine apoplectic box office

Lmao guess you win bro lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id.#48424433)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 AM
Author: Sienna impertinent police squad



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:31 PM
Author: Comical Buck-toothed Crackhouse Rigor

180

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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 AM
Author: pea-brained boistinker

They had to call some REAL MEN to come and regulate lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id.#48424454)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:11 AM
Author: Histrionic Goal In Life Jew

Johnny my boy, why are you pumo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id.#48424429)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:13 AM
Author: Wine apoplectic box office

Not me

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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 AM
Author: Sienna impertinent police squad



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:28 PM
Author: Beady-eyed dilemma mexican



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Date: December 8th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: provocative zombie-like volcanic crater property



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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:55 PM
Author: arousing patrolman



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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:10 PM
Author: Orange french chef spot



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:15 AM
Author: Sapphire wonderful haunted graveyard preventive strike



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:15 AM
Author: dun step-uncle's house



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:51 AM
Author: vermilion dashing parlour

The "wedding" wasn't at a church? You did nothing wrong. If they thought that their ceremony was so important maybe they should have bothered to sacralize it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id.#48424487)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:29 PM
Author: Wine apoplectic box office

This.

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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:29 PM
Author: Beady-eyed dilemma mexican

so much this

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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:18 PM
Author: Transparent stag film



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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 PM
Author: Deranged ladyboy set



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:32 PM
Author: Comical Buck-toothed Crackhouse Rigor

heroic

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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:33 PM
Author: yellow bearded yarmulke private investor

29 jumped the shark. shouldve gone with 26-27.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id.#48424859)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:39 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle heaven people who are hurt



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:39 PM
Author: Slimy faggot firefighter shrine

the MC

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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:59 PM
Author: thriller nowag elastic band



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:34 PM
Author: Drunken Vibrant Lodge

I can’t understand making up a story like this and keeping myself short in the flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id.#48425009)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:35 PM
Author: Sienna impertinent police squad

Story?

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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:36 PM
Author: Comical Buck-toothed Crackhouse Rigor

that's the difference

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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:30 PM
Author: insecure french turdskin



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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:57 PM
Author: Electric church striped hyena



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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:18 PM
Author: Transparent stag film



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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:50 PM
Author: Galvanic lilac piazza electric furnace



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle heaven people who are hurt



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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 PM
Author: Deranged ladyboy set



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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:10 PM
Author: Orange french chef spot



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:58 PM
Author: Wine apoplectic box office

Not fake

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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:25 PM
Author: Beady-eyed dilemma mexican

ergo it’s true

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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:26 PM
Author: Ungodly very tactful ceo sneaky criminal

JM is getting subtler with age

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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:03 PM
Author: razzmatazz half-breed

Even after all these years some people still don't "get" xo

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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:23 PM
Author: Hyperactive Frisky Native Quadroon

"The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact"

"The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact"

"The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact"

"The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact"

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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:27 PM
Author: peach associate

34 year old "bride"? Birth control body? Not in a church?

Doesn't sound like you were at a wedding at all, champ.

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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:47 PM
Author: Wine apoplectic box office

Is that supposed to insult me? As if I give a shit about the bride?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id.#48425746)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:51 PM
Author: Galvanic lilac piazza electric furnace

Subpoena the bodycam footage

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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: Multi-colored Kink-friendly Business Firm

180

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Date: December 8th, 2024 11:24 PM
Author: jade corn cake



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