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Done drinking, ruined wife’s cousin’s wedding yesterday

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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:24 AM
Author: nofapping soggy locus stain

Started drinking too early. Wedding wasn’t at a church which I thought was degenerate because I’m Roman Catholic. The MC was basically making jokes at this makeshift “church” they had with white chairs set up in the same area as the reception.

The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact I can make him bleed out of his ass if I ever got into an MMA ring with him.

She was 29 when she met him and is 34 now with a birth control softball player body.

The fuckin MC was basically announcing the wedding like it was a hockey game then started to turn it back into a romantic wedding with traditional wedding music when she walked down the aisle.

I chugged three of those little black boxes of red wine at this point so as she was walking down the aisle I grabbed the mic from the MC and pushed him away.

I always said to my wife this cousin of hers looks like a horse with her fuckin square birth control body so when I grabbed the mic I said “Galloping down the aisle! Hard! Direct (made a hand gesture)! She’s square! She has no ass! Square! Direct! Galloping down the aisle!”

While I was doing this everyone was gasping and the dad walked over like he was going to hit me be thought better of it. The security for the venue took three guys to get me down. They called the cops but the cops said this isn’t really a crime what i did so everyone just asked me to leave.

Wife still crying but 180 she left with me. She’s a ride or die bitch.

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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:25 AM
Author: Hideous volcanic crater

cousin on her moms side or dads

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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:25 AM
Author: nofapping soggy locus stain

Dads

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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:40 AM
Author: appetizing very tactful incel

which dad

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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:52 AM
Author: dark ticket booth legend



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:38 PM
Author: mustard address

A) Good question;

B) Did that moniker come from you days at the Red Dragon Inn in RhyDin?

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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:29 PM
Author: saffron rehab pozpig



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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:53 PM
Author: scarlet alcoholic scourge upon the earth



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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 AM
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Date: December 9th, 2024 2:34 PM
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:25 AM
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:26 AM
Author: Zippy wrinkle twinkling uncleanness



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:40 AM
Author: appetizing very tactful incel



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:43 AM
Author: Black patrolman

LMFAO

truly 180

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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:06 AM
Author: nofapping soggy locus stain

This. And when I got home I played “Zombies” that cranberry song perfectly on my kid’s toy piano and I never played it before. I had two more black boxes on the ride and when I got home I was ranting about how good I was at piano and my wife pointed out it’s a player piano so it’s automatic. We were both hysterically laughing at my stupidity,

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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:43 AM
Author: Black patrolman

180 night



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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:47 AM
Author: nofapping soggy locus stain

One for the books lmao

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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 PM
Author: Zippy wrinkle twinkling uncleanness



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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:59 PM
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Date: December 9th, 2024 2:32 PM
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:04 AM
Author: drab cracking temple



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:50 AM
Author: Idiotic potus

Ok but why stop drinking

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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:55 PM
Author: Arousing Twinkling Nursing Home Filthpig



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:58 PM
Author: free-loading gas station son of senegal



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:59 PM
Author: dark ticket booth legend



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:27 PM
Author: deep home half-breed



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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:50 PM
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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:11 PM
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:55 AM
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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:21 AM
Author: Overrated ungodly house love of her life

Going to need the Heights of all involved before judging this poast

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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:50 AM
Author: nofapping soggy locus stain

That’s the best part. I spend every free second of my day training and lifting. If he’s taller why didn’t he step to me when I disrespected his wife? Her lazy dad too. Because they know they had no shot.

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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:09 AM
Author: Overrated ungodly house love of her life

Lmao lil breh he doesn't think about you at all -- worrying about "stepping to" is for Short Men.

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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:13 AM
Author: nofapping soggy locus stain

Lmao guess you win bro lmao.

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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 AM
Author: Overrated ungodly house love of her life



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:31 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Menage

180

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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 AM
Author: doobsian internal respiration gunner

They had to call some REAL MEN to come and regulate lmao

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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:11 AM
Author: Naked gaped church building

Johnny my boy, why are you pumo?

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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:13 AM
Author: nofapping soggy locus stain

Not me

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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 AM
Author: Overrated ungodly house love of her life



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:28 PM
Author: deep home half-breed



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Date: December 8th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: talented fear-inspiring step-uncle's house halford



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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:55 PM
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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:10 PM
Author: galvanic community account



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:15 AM
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:15 AM
Author: ultramarine irradiated goyim



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:51 AM
Author: insane lodge gay wizard

The "wedding" wasn't at a church? You did nothing wrong. If they thought that their ceremony was so important maybe they should have bothered to sacralize it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id.#48424487)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:29 PM
Author: nofapping soggy locus stain

This.

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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:29 PM
Author: deep home half-breed

so much this

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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:18 PM
Author: Black patrolman



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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 PM
Author: Zippy wrinkle twinkling uncleanness



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:32 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Menage

heroic

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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:33 PM
Author: citrine beady-eyed library death wish

29 jumped the shark. shouldve gone with 26-27.

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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:39 PM
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:39 PM
Author: Unhinged Chocolate Kitty Cat Voyeur

the MC

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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:59 PM
Author: dark ticket booth legend



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:34 PM
Author: Brilliant Ratface

I can’t understand making up a story like this and keeping myself short in the flame.

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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:35 PM
Author: Overrated ungodly house love of her life

Story?

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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:36 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Menage

that's the difference

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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:30 PM
Author: saffron rehab pozpig



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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:57 PM
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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:18 PM
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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:50 PM
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 PM
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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 PM
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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:10 PM
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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:58 PM
Author: nofapping soggy locus stain

Not fake

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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:25 PM
Author: deep home half-breed

ergo it’s true

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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:26 PM
Author: adventurous genital piercing affirmative action

JM is getting subtler with age

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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:03 PM
Author: Stimulating parlor

Even after all these years some people still don't "get" xo

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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:23 PM
Author: fluffy floppy field keepsake machete

"The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact"

"The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact"

"The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact"

"The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact"

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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:27 PM
Author: unholy bat shit crazy hairy legs box office

34 year old "bride"? Birth control body? Not in a church?

Doesn't sound like you were at a wedding at all, champ.

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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:47 PM
Author: nofapping soggy locus stain

Is that supposed to insult me? As if I give a shit about the bride?

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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:51 PM
Author: Multi-colored Site Roast Beef

Subpoena the bodycam footage

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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: provocative base

180

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Date: December 8th, 2024 11:24 PM
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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:50 PM
Author: Zippy wrinkle twinkling uncleanness



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Date: July 20th, 2025 9:49 PM
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