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To any billionaires: keeping me in your home brings great wealth and success
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Date: January 9th, 2025 1:57 PM Author: jaray And will likely bring prosperity to you and your family I will work in this capacity and perform rituals and rites on your property that will bring you much success and safety. All I require is a spare bedroom or guest bungalow and pool/kitchen access This could be the offer of a lifetime. Consider it. I can even tutor your children in liberal arts (not actually a potty mouth IRL) and come equipped with a colossal home library filled with exotic texts from all over |
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Date: January 9th, 2025 2:33 PM Author: jaray Please amplify and boost this friends and once I am some rich lady or wise old family man's pet, safe and far away from this usurped territory, I will share my meager wealth and treasures of knowledge with my bort allies xothrow@proton.me |
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Date: January 9th, 2025 2:47 PM Author: jaray Rach sticky this. I need a helicopter or ThielCorp hovercraft to exfil me. It's bad. I can't go into detail (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5661550&forum_id=2...id.#48536761) |
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Date: January 9th, 2025 10:23 PM Author: jaray (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5661550&forum_id=2...id.#48538717) |
Date: January 9th, 2025 1:59 PM Author: caitlin clark (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5661550&forum_id=2...id.#48536443) |
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Date: January 9th, 2025 2:04 PM Author: jaray "Exotic prince-in-exile" is the undervalued asset class of the century and a true Veblen good that I guarantee you none of your friends will own I give counsel, can give training in Liberal Arts, archery, or firearms, make for witty and engaging dinner conversation, can pass for a distant relative here to visit and generally just bring good fortune as the favored of some bizarre, nameless, and extremely powerful primordial deity lurking beyond the veil. I will win elections and sports bets. I can detect and nix your daughter's bad boyfriends. When I'm not needed, you won't even know I'm there. Non-smoking. This is one investment/luxury pet that will not fail you |
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Date: January 9th, 2025 2:08 PM Author: caitlin clark Unfortunately im a poor prole, otherwise id put you up in my guest house and pretend youre a distant cousin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5661550&forum_id=2...id.#48536493) |
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Date: January 9th, 2025 2:11 PM Author: jaray If there are any "angel investors" out there in your neck of the woods who want the most deliberately value-suppressed asset in America atm to live in their property's ancillary 1/1 guest house (I have experience with this exact arrangement---my former patron will give a sterling reference!) please let me know (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5661550&forum_id=2...id.#48536503) |
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Date: January 9th, 2025 2:15 PM Author: Kenneth Play (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5661550&forum_id=2...id.#48536526) |
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Date: January 9th, 2025 2:06 PM Author: fire diaper https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garden_hermit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5661550&forum_id=2...id.#48536485) |
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Date: January 9th, 2025 2:16 PM Author: Kenneth Play (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5661550&forum_id=2...id.#48536528) |
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Date: January 9th, 2025 10:27 PM Author: a cleansing fire (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5661550&forum_id=2...id.#48538723) |
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Date: January 9th, 2025 10:26 PM Author: a cleansing fire "A thousand ThielBucks in my pocket is a million in yours" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5661550&forum_id=2...id.#48538721) |
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Date: January 9th, 2025 10:28 PM Author: jaray Someone needs to arrange me a face to face meeting with my no. 1 ni🅱️🅱️a Peter. I've never received a paycheck from him or even talked to him but I am eager to start! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5661550&forum_id=2...id.#48538726) |
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Date: January 9th, 2025 10:52 PM Author: OldHLSDude CSLG needs a butler. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5661550&forum_id=2...id.#48538809) |
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Date: January 9th, 2025 10:54 PM Author: jaray For what house? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5661550&forum_id=2...id.#48538813) |
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Date: January 9th, 2025 10:56 PM Author: OldHLSDude The new one he will build. If the butler is skilled in architectural design it's a plus. Edit: can you hold a hose? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5661550&forum_id=2...id.#48538820) |
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Date: January 9th, 2025 10:58 PM Author: jaray I've only had bad (read: terrible) experiences with Jewish employers so I can't (edit: not supposed to celebrate your blessings publicly) |
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Date: January 10th, 2025 12:22 AM Author: OldHLSDude I've had similar problems with jewish investors. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5661550&forum_id=2...id.#48539001) |
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Date: January 10th, 2025 1:02 AM Author: jaray lol cr. too much mission creep and god forbid you walk off the plantation, even in an irrelevant venue, even if just about everyone else is doing it, for the briefest of moments (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5661550&forum_id=2...id.#48539042) |