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Chandler this morning: "ty CSLG for telling me to put $100k in market!" now?

crickets
Cracking olive hairy legs
  04/08/25
lmaooo poor chandler
Judgmental glittery puppy
  04/08/25
jews never not screwing over the goyim
Abusive wild chapel marketing idea
  04/08/25
jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not
Exhilarant lemon deer antler office
  04/08/25
I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I ...
scarlet partner
  04/08/25
don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it w...
Cracking olive hairy legs
  04/08/25
i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to con...
scarlet partner
  04/08/25
is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow ...
Exhilarant lemon deer antler office
  04/08/25
he said he's "probably buying tomorrow" but mat...
scarlet partner
  04/08/25
who is the jewier jew?
Exhilarant lemon deer antler office
  04/08/25
CSLG by a magnitude of 50x I just put in $20k more for VT...
scarlet partner
  04/08/25
and cslg didnt?
Exhilarant lemon deer antler office
  04/08/25
i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right n...
scarlet partner
  04/08/25
his kids would be in school now do you say *anything* tha...
Cracking olive hairy legs
  04/08/25
alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man
scarlet partner
  04/08/25
why mutual funds not etfs?
Exhilarant lemon deer antler office
  04/08/25
vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so ...
scarlet partner
  04/08/25
Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?
bisexual space
  04/09/25
I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years
scarlet partner
  04/09/25
DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out bu...
bisexual space
  04/09/25
Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips
scarlet partner
  04/09/25
love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this
Drunken mewling organic girlfriend bawdyhouse
  04/08/25
that's rude
scarlet partner
  04/08/25
...
Cracking olive hairy legs
  04/08/25
why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?
Slippery Heady Temple
  04/08/25
he's jewy business savvy
Exhilarant lemon deer antler office
  04/08/25
He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text...
bronze theater jewess
  04/08/25
we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hi...
scarlet partner
  04/08/25
...
Cracking olive hairy legs
  04/08/25
...
scarlet partner
  04/09/25
https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fe...
Cracking olive hairy legs
  04/09/25
...
Cracking olive hairy legs
  04/10/25
Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.
bat shit crazy stage
  04/09/25
chandler stays winning
Fuchsia toaster pit
  04/09/25
Ty
scarlet partner
  04/09/25
...
Supple mischievous orchestra pit son of senegal
  04/10/25
wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?
bright misanthropic community account range
  04/09/25
...
scarlet partner
  04/11/25
ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad a...
marvelous legal warrant parlor
  04/11/25
buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother
scarlet partner
  05/02/25
https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm...
scarlet partner
  05/02/25
I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did
Blue insane idiot yarmulke
  05/02/25
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scarlet partner
  05/12/25
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scarlet partner
  05/21/25
This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It&...
scarlet partner
  06/03/25
never bet against HCK
Fuchsia toaster pit
  06/03/25
I lost $15k on hustler last night
scarlet partner
  06/03/25
Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).
bisexual space
  06/03/25
I have 53k shares
scarlet partner
  06/03/25
100*(44/37)=~119
bisexual space
  06/03/25
I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.
Flickering lavender market boiling water
  06/03/25
...
chandler (retired)
  06/26/25
OP?
chandler (retired)
  06/27/25


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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Cracking olive hairy legs

crickets

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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Judgmental glittery puppy

lmaooo poor chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828025)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: Abusive wild chapel marketing idea

jews never not screwing over the goyim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828027)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: Exhilarant lemon deer antler office

jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828032)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: scarlet partner

I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I don't even know if VTWAX will drop a half percent today.

Also, I'm holding for decades.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828040)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: Cracking olive hairy legs

don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it well. here's your comment:

Date: April 8th, 2025 10:02 AM

Author: chandler (retired)

Was going to buy $50k VTWAX yesterday, CSLG said “don’t be a pussy” so I bought $100k instead. Thanks CSLG!

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707195&mc=24&forum_id=2#48827147

you are specifically thanking him for market entry timing. pre-market, the U.S. markets were up 5%. now they are crashing, down 1.5%. CSLG gave you *bad advice on timing*. stop bootlicking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828052)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:32 PM
Author: scarlet partner

i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to continue to buy dips.

I have 1.5 mil in cash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828060)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: Exhilarant lemon deer antler office

is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828066)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: scarlet partner

he said he's "probably buying tomorrow"

but matthew just put in $100k right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828102)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: Exhilarant lemon deer antler office

who is the jewier jew?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828122)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: scarlet partner

CSLG by a magnitude of 50x

I just put in $20k more for VTWAX. I am a top 1% shabbos goy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828135)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Exhilarant lemon deer antler office

and cslg didnt?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828153)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: scarlet partner

i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right now not worrying about the markets. i think if he saw s&p down 3% he'd have bought more, but he's not sitting at a screen all day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828158)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: Cracking olive hairy legs

his kids would be in school now

do you say *anything* that's accurate? jesus man. you're as crooked as a jew, can't even talk straight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828234)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: scarlet partner

alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828444)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Exhilarant lemon deer antler office

why mutual funds not etfs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828154)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: scarlet partner

vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so I just do funds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828160)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:38 PM
Author: bisexual space

Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48831569)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: scarlet partner

I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48831581)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: bisexual space

DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out buys you could otherwise make earlier generally leaves you worse off. But if you're just putting it in like that because it matches paydays or whatever, that's ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48831662)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: scarlet partner

Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48831941)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Drunken mewling organic girlfriend bawdyhouse

love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828156)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: scarlet partner

that's rude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828162)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: Cracking olive hairy legs



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Slippery Heady Temple

why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828415)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: Exhilarant lemon deer antler office

he's jewy business savvy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828426)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: bronze theater jewess

He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text me when it's time.

Chandler he's just joking around with you, man. I'll forward you his text when it's really the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828448)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: scarlet partner

we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hitler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828497)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: Cracking olive hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828614)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: scarlet partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48831545)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:33 PM
Author: Cracking olive hairy legs

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fehgv00wlbtte1.jpeg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48831552)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: Cracking olive hairy legs



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: bat shit crazy stage

Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48831663)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Fuchsia toaster pit

chandler stays winning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48831665)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:54 PM
Author: scarlet partner

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48831924)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:35 PM
Author: Supple mischievous orchestra pit son of senegal



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: bright misanthropic community account range

wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48831951)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: scarlet partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48839458)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:38 PM
Author: marvelous legal warrant parlor

ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48839467)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: scarlet partner

buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48899654)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: scarlet partner

https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm_source=business_ribbon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48899653)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:16 PM
Author: Blue insane idiot yarmulke

I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48899662)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: scarlet partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48923565)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: scarlet partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48951746)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:51 AM
Author: scarlet partner

This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It’s now ATH at $44.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48982973)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:53 AM
Author: Fuchsia toaster pit

never bet against HCK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48982976)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: scarlet partner

I lost $15k on hustler last night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48983112)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:19 AM
Author: bisexual space

Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48983051)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: scarlet partner

I have 53k shares

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48983125)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: bisexual space

100*(44/37)=~119

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48983223)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: Flickering lavender market boiling water

I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48983135)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 11:52 AM
Author: chandler (retired)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#49051261)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: chandler (retired)

OP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#49054793)