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Chandler this morning: "ty CSLG for telling me to put $100k in market!" now?

crickets
Slap-happy Fighting Lodge Puppy
  04/08/25
lmaooo poor chandler
Thriller Wine Office Incel
  04/08/25
jews never not screwing over the goyim
snowy unholy famous landscape painting
  04/08/25
jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not
boyish disturbing den
  04/08/25
I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I ...
Arousing bisexual dog poop
  04/08/25
don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it w...
Slap-happy Fighting Lodge Puppy
  04/08/25
i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to con...
Arousing bisexual dog poop
  04/08/25
is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow ...
boyish disturbing den
  04/08/25
he said he's "probably buying tomorrow" but mat...
Arousing bisexual dog poop
  04/08/25
who is the jewier jew?
boyish disturbing den
  04/08/25
CSLG by a magnitude of 50x I just put in $20k more for VT...
Arousing bisexual dog poop
  04/08/25
and cslg didnt?
boyish disturbing den
  04/08/25
i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right n...
Arousing bisexual dog poop
  04/08/25
his kids would be in school now do you say *anything* tha...
Slap-happy Fighting Lodge Puppy
  04/08/25
alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man
Arousing bisexual dog poop
  04/08/25
why mutual funds not etfs?
boyish disturbing den
  04/08/25
vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so ...
Arousing bisexual dog poop
  04/08/25
Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?
180 party of the first part
  04/09/25
I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years
Arousing bisexual dog poop
  04/09/25
DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out bu...
180 party of the first part
  04/09/25
Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips
Arousing bisexual dog poop
  04/09/25
love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this
marvelous community account
  04/08/25
that's rude
Arousing bisexual dog poop
  04/08/25
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Slap-happy Fighting Lodge Puppy
  04/08/25
why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?
Bateful nudist trust fund
  04/08/25
he's jewy business savvy
boyish disturbing den
  04/08/25
He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text...
Impertinent shrine
  04/08/25
we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hi...
Arousing bisexual dog poop
  04/08/25
...
Slap-happy Fighting Lodge Puppy
  04/08/25
...
Arousing bisexual dog poop
  04/09/25
https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fe...
Slap-happy Fighting Lodge Puppy
  04/09/25
...
Slap-happy Fighting Lodge Puppy
  04/10/25
Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.
Vivacious pungent windowlicker parlour
  04/09/25
chandler stays winning
mind-boggling site really tough guy
  04/09/25
Ty
Arousing bisexual dog poop
  04/09/25
...
Balding rebellious internal respiration filthpig
  04/10/25
wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?
mauve mildly autistic hospital
  04/09/25
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Arousing bisexual dog poop
  04/11/25
ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad a...
flatulent hateful hall clown
  04/11/25
buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother
Arousing bisexual dog poop
  05/02/25
https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm...
Arousing bisexual dog poop
  05/02/25
I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did
Awkward new version
  05/02/25
...
Arousing bisexual dog poop
  05/12/25
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Arousing bisexual dog poop
  05/21/25
This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It&...
Arousing bisexual dog poop
  06/03/25
never bet against HCK
mind-boggling site really tough guy
  06/03/25
I lost $15k on hustler last night
Arousing bisexual dog poop
  06/03/25
Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).
180 party of the first part
  06/03/25
I have 53k shares
Arousing bisexual dog poop
  06/03/25
100*(44/37)=~119
180 party of the first part
  06/03/25
I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.
Know-it-all Boistinker Queen Of The Night
  06/03/25
...
Arousing bisexual dog poop
  06/26/25
OP?
Arousing bisexual dog poop
  06/27/25
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Arousing bisexual dog poop
  07/09/25
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Arousing bisexual dog poop
  07/31/25
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chandler (retired)
  10/07/25
VTWAX $37 at purchase $49.40 now. Wtf OP?
chandler (retired)
  10/07/25
You are a hero.
lucius quinctius cincinnatus
  10/07/25


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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Slap-happy Fighting Lodge Puppy

crickets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828021)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Thriller Wine Office Incel

lmaooo poor chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828025)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: snowy unholy famous landscape painting

jews never not screwing over the goyim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828027)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: boyish disturbing den

jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828032)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: Arousing bisexual dog poop

I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I don't even know if VTWAX will drop a half percent today.

Also, I'm holding for decades.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828040)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: Slap-happy Fighting Lodge Puppy

don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it well. here's your comment:

Date: April 8th, 2025 10:02 AM

Author: chandler (retired)

Was going to buy $50k VTWAX yesterday, CSLG said “don’t be a pussy” so I bought $100k instead. Thanks CSLG!

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707195&mc=24&forum_id=2#48827147

you are specifically thanking him for market entry timing. pre-market, the U.S. markets were up 5%. now they are crashing, down 1.5%. CSLG gave you *bad advice on timing*. stop bootlicking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828052)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:32 PM
Author: Arousing bisexual dog poop

i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to continue to buy dips.

I have 1.5 mil in cash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828060)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: boyish disturbing den

is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828066)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: Arousing bisexual dog poop

he said he's "probably buying tomorrow"

but matthew just put in $100k right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828102)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: boyish disturbing den

who is the jewier jew?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828122)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Arousing bisexual dog poop

CSLG by a magnitude of 50x

I just put in $20k more for VTWAX. I am a top 1% shabbos goy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828135)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: boyish disturbing den

and cslg didnt?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828153)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: Arousing bisexual dog poop

i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right now not worrying about the markets. i think if he saw s&p down 3% he'd have bought more, but he's not sitting at a screen all day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828158)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: Slap-happy Fighting Lodge Puppy

his kids would be in school now

do you say *anything* that's accurate? jesus man. you're as crooked as a jew, can't even talk straight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828234)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: Arousing bisexual dog poop

alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828444)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: boyish disturbing den

why mutual funds not etfs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828154)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: Arousing bisexual dog poop

vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so I just do funds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828160)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:38 PM
Author: 180 party of the first part

Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48831569)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: Arousing bisexual dog poop

I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48831581)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: 180 party of the first part

DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out buys you could otherwise make earlier generally leaves you worse off. But if you're just putting it in like that because it matches paydays or whatever, that's ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48831662)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: Arousing bisexual dog poop

Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48831941)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: marvelous community account

love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828156)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: Arousing bisexual dog poop

that's rude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828162)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: Slap-happy Fighting Lodge Puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828231)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Bateful nudist trust fund

why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828415)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: boyish disturbing den

he's jewy business savvy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828426)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Impertinent shrine

He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text me when it's time.

Chandler he's just joking around with you, man. I'll forward you his text when it's really the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828448)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: Arousing bisexual dog poop

we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hitler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828497)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: Slap-happy Fighting Lodge Puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828614)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: Arousing bisexual dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48831545)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:33 PM
Author: Slap-happy Fighting Lodge Puppy

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fehgv00wlbtte1.jpeg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48831552)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: Slap-happy Fighting Lodge Puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48834706)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: Vivacious pungent windowlicker parlour

Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48831663)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: mind-boggling site really tough guy

chandler stays winning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48831665)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:54 PM
Author: Arousing bisexual dog poop

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48831924)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:35 PM
Author: Balding rebellious internal respiration filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48834725)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: mauve mildly autistic hospital

wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48831951)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: Arousing bisexual dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48839458)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:38 PM
Author: flatulent hateful hall clown

ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48839467)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: Arousing bisexual dog poop

buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48899654)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: Arousing bisexual dog poop

https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm_source=business_ribbon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48899653)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:16 PM
Author: Awkward new version

I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48899662)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: Arousing bisexual dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48923565)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Arousing bisexual dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48951746)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:51 AM
Author: Arousing bisexual dog poop

This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It’s now ATH at $44.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48982973)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:53 AM
Author: mind-boggling site really tough guy

never bet against HCK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48982976)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: Arousing bisexual dog poop

I lost $15k on hustler last night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48983112)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:19 AM
Author: 180 party of the first part

Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48983051)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Arousing bisexual dog poop

I have 53k shares

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48983125)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: 180 party of the first part

100*(44/37)=~119

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48983223)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: Know-it-all Boistinker Queen Of The Night

I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48983135)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 11:52 AM
Author: Arousing bisexual dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#49051261)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: Arousing bisexual dog poop

OP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#49054793)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:07 PM
Author: Arousing bisexual dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#49087305)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: Arousing bisexual dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#49145215)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: chandler (retired)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#49331548)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: chandler (retired)

VTWAX $37 at purchase $49.40 now. Wtf OP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#49331551)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: lucius quinctius cincinnatus (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage)

You are a hero.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#49331552)