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I PROMOTE THE ASSASSINATION OF ANYONE INVOLVED IN PRIVATE EQUITY

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Glittery trust fund box office
  05/26/25
as a PE employee, i agree, but dont shoot me
mischievous native
  05/26/25
We do a lot of lending to PE firms and in turn are owned by ...
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  05/26/25
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mischievous native
  05/26/25
I work at a PE owned asset manager who in turn has an altern...
Aphrodisiac blue antidepressant drug
  05/26/25
Normally its the lender that owns the PE fund in my view.
mischievous native
  05/26/25
It’s all variations on the basic theme of sticking you...
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  05/26/25
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Glittery trust fund box office
  05/26/25
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  04/01/26
We are an asset manager that is 20x bigger than the lending ...
Aphrodisiac blue antidepressant drug
  05/27/25
What’s Schwarzman like outside the office?
Erotic Very Tactful Resort
  05/27/25
What about employees whose companies get bought out by PE? T...
rough-skinned carmine sneaky criminal newt
  05/26/25
all against the wall and into the pit
Glittery trust fund box office
  05/26/25
But think of the middle market pesticide companies that got ...
Erotic Very Tactful Resort
  05/26/25
Who's gonna buy these hyperlocal raw honey companies and exp...
Glittery trust fund box office
  05/26/25
People hate private equity for some reason. I think it's bec...
Mildly autistic stage
  05/26/25
PE is much more focused on short term "Gains" that...
mischievous native
  05/26/25
PE is just extreme about everything. Sometimes employees at ...
trip cruise ship wagecucks
  05/26/25
"Oddly enough it’s the more senior people that en...
mischievous native
  05/27/25
Just went through this for a bit. Told them to fuck themselv...
provocative incel national
  04/01/26
and the public. especially when PE raeps shit like healthcar...
Dashing misunderstood hissy fit
  05/26/25
They pump and dump a company, selling off and outsourcing ev...
Beady-eyed hideous ticket booth tattoo
  05/26/25
wast there a poaster who fuckd his dead mom?
mischievous native
  05/27/25
Many such cases
Beady-eyed hideous ticket booth tattoo
  05/27/25
You’re hilariously wrong on both counts. For your fir...
Motley house-broken potus corn cake
  04/01/26
how about colt tp
aquamarine heady brethren
  05/26/25
It’s not a fate id necessarily spare them from
Beady-eyed hideous ticket booth tattoo
  05/26/25
mods need to do something abt the antisemitism here
Olive stirring travel guidebook
  05/27/25
But then how would ugly jews like MPA and ARE reptile be abl...
Exhilarant Mewling Private Investor
  05/27/25
MPA is Italian-Catholic or something, I'm almost sure of thi...
comical love of her life police squad
  05/27/25
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  04/01/26
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Glittery trust fund box office
  04/01/26
I was looking at some company’s website and some KKR e...
Mildly autistic stage
  04/01/26
My dad worked more or less his entire life at a wood craftin...
comical love of her life police squad
  04/01/26
I thought this was going to be about how your dad went from ...
cordovan harsh shrine
  04/01/26
lol yeah right. I am Scum, how many times must I say it.
comical love of her life police squad
  04/01/26
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Dashing misunderstood hissy fit
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pungent sanctuary
  04/01/26
you know what would help even more? the assassination of eve...
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  09/03/26


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Date: May 26th, 2025 10:15 AM
Author: Glittery trust fund box office



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Date: May 26th, 2025 10:16 AM
Author: mischievous native

as a PE employee, i agree, but dont shoot me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730003&forum_id=2...id.#48962074)



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Date: May 26th, 2025 10:19 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac blue antidepressant drug

We do a lot of lending to PE firms and in turn are owned by them. It's a hilarious circle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730003&forum_id=2...id.#48962081)



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Date: May 26th, 2025 10:20 AM
Author: mischievous native

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Date: May 26th, 2025 12:45 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac blue antidepressant drug

I work at a PE owned asset manager who in turn has an alternative lending business that lends to PE players including operating subs of our own PE owners. It's kind of hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730003&forum_id=2...id.#48962468)



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Date: May 26th, 2025 1:06 PM
Author: mischievous native

Normally its the lender that owns the PE fund in my view.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730003&forum_id=2...id.#48962516)



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Date: May 26th, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: angry crackhouse

It’s all variations on the basic theme of sticking your own penis in your asshole

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Date: May 26th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Glittery trust fund box office



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Date: April 1st, 2026 8:12 AM
Author: buff lay



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Date: May 27th, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac blue antidepressant drug

We are an asset manager that is 20x bigger than the lending arm of the business which is turn is probably 20x bigger than any of our PE funds. The alts lending business has been shitty the last couple years.... The asset management business itself is booming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730003&forum_id=2...id.#48965295)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: Erotic Very Tactful Resort

What’s Schwarzman like outside the office?

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Date: May 26th, 2025 10:22 AM
Author: rough-skinned carmine sneaky criminal newt

What about employees whose companies get bought out by PE? Them too?

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Date: May 26th, 2025 10:25 AM
Author: Glittery trust fund box office

all against the wall and into the pit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730003&forum_id=2...id.#48962097)



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Date: May 26th, 2025 11:43 AM
Author: Erotic Very Tactful Resort

But think of the middle market pesticide companies that got rolled up. Who’s gonna spray my house!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730003&forum_id=2...id.#48962270)



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Date: May 26th, 2025 6:48 PM
Author: Glittery trust fund box office

Who's gonna buy these hyperlocal raw honey companies and expose them to 666G!?!?!?

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Date: May 26th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: Mildly autistic stage

People hate private equity for some reason. I think it's because of Clique. The people who go into PE tend to come from the same narrow pipeline. Elite universities, bulge bracket banks, consulting firms. There’s a job interview phenotype that’s real. If you didn’t fit it, you were filtered out before you got in. It feels exclusive in the worst way: not based on ability, but polish. It reminds people of the parts of the "meritocracy" that are fake.

Private equity doesn’t answer to you. It answers to a tight circle of limited partners. It doesn’t have to pretend to care what the customer thinks beyond EBITDA. And that lack of public accountability makes it feel more sinister imho. But really, what the hell is the difference between "private" and "public" equity? Discuss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730003&forum_id=2...id.#48962477)



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Date: May 26th, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: mischievous native

PE is much more focused on short term "Gains" that come at the expense of employees rather than actually creating value.

Public companies don't leverage themselves to the hilt in order to increase ROE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730003&forum_id=2...id.#48962520)



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Date: May 26th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: trip cruise ship wagecucks

PE is just extreme about everything. Sometimes employees at portfolio companies who suck end up making a ton. They’d have been middle of the road suckers and PE comes along and suddenly they have a million bucks in the bank. Oddly enough it’s the more senior people that end up getting fucked the hardest often times. They don’t realize they’re given worthless equity to keep some shit comapany afloat that will be sold off in a fire sale in 3 years even though the PE firm knows it’s likely to go that way. These guys otherwise have good credentials and could have been working some chill job making even more instead of busting their asses off for worthless equity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730003&forum_id=2...id.#48962985)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 12:28 AM
Author: mischievous native

"Oddly enough it’s the more senior people that end up getting fucked the hardest often times. They don’t realize they’re given worthless equity to keep some shit company afloat that will be sold off in a fire sale in 3 years even though the PE firm knows it’s likely to go that way."

100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730003&forum_id=2...id.#48963927)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 7:24 AM
Author: provocative incel national

Just went through this for a bit. Told them to fuck themselves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730003&forum_id=2...id.#49785346)



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Date: May 26th, 2025 4:27 PM
Author: Dashing misunderstood hissy fit

and the public. especially when PE raeps shit like healthcare.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730003&forum_id=2...id.#48963008)



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Date: May 26th, 2025 8:27 PM
Author: Beady-eyed hideous ticket booth tattoo

They pump and dump a company, selling off and outsourcing everything possible in the name of short term gains. Then they sell off the shitty husk of what’s left to an even sketchier PE shop that specializes in companies circling the drain.

It’s basically the guys fucking the corpse on the subway, only the corpses are the companies we grew up with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730003&forum_id=2...id.#48963477)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 12:29 AM
Author: mischievous native

wast there a poaster who fuckd his dead mom?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730003&forum_id=2...id.#48963929)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: Beady-eyed hideous ticket booth tattoo

Many such cases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730003&forum_id=2...id.#48964926)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 7:37 AM
Author: Motley house-broken potus corn cake

You’re hilariously wrong on both counts. For your first point, please show your math. Last I checked businesses need wagies to function and so it wouldn’t benefit a sponsor to fire everyone. As someone who works in this space, the horror stories where a sponsor comes in and strip mines a firm are more fiction than fact, and where that is indeed the case it’s either from ancient history or is truly warranted (i.e., b/c the firm is overbloated and does have fat that can and should be trimmed). I won’t argue that they create value though so you’re right on that point.

As for your second point, just LOL if you don’t think pubcos aren’t up to the same shenanigans. Look at the current M&A market, it’s all pubco strategic transactions where acquiriers are leveraging themselves to the tits.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730003&forum_id=2...id.#49785351)



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Date: May 26th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: aquamarine heady brethren

how about colt tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730003&forum_id=2...id.#48962661)



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Date: May 26th, 2025 8:27 PM
Author: Beady-eyed hideous ticket booth tattoo

It’s not a fate id necessarily spare them from

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730003&forum_id=2...id.#48963478)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 1:02 PM
Author: Olive stirring travel guidebook

mods need to do something abt the antisemitism here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730003&forum_id=2...id.#48964943)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: Exhilarant Mewling Private Investor

But then how would ugly jews like MPA and ARE reptile be able to afford plastic chink action figures and trading cards?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730003&forum_id=2...id.#48965236)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 2:51 PM
Author: comical love of her life police squad

MPA is Italian-Catholic or something, I'm almost sure of this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730003&forum_id=2...id.#48965298)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 7:25 AM
Author: lemon athletic conference



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:59 AM
Author: Glittery trust fund box office



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Date: April 1st, 2026 7:43 AM
Author: Mildly autistic stage

I was looking at some company’s website and some KKR employee with his Picture was listed as Chairman of the Board. “I am your better, champ.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730003&forum_id=2...id.#49785355)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 7:45 AM
Author: comical love of her life police squad

My dad worked more or less his entire life at a wood crafting business in small town CT, made it all the way up the chain and then a PE firm came in and sunk it in one year. That was my boomer Dad’s first exposure to reality as experienced by us afaik.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730003&forum_id=2...id.#49785359)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 8:01 AM
Author: cordovan harsh shrine

I thought this was going to be about how your dad went from carving wood to carving up companies when he made a career switch from woodworking to PE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730003&forum_id=2...id.#49785376)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 8:04 AM
Author: comical love of her life police squad

lol yeah right. I am Scum, how many times must I say it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730003&forum_id=2...id.#49785380)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 8:09 AM
Author: Dashing misunderstood hissy fit



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Date: April 1st, 2026 8:06 AM
Author: pungent sanctuary



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Date: April 1st, 2026 8:07 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring Gaming Laptop

you know what would help even more? the assassination of everyone linked to this demon infested scam site

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730003&forum_id=2...id.#49785384)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: Jewish Mob



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