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This Bezos-Alive Girl wedding is a giant stain on humanity, IMHO

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vivacious magenta faggot firefighter deer antler
  06/27/25
i support islam now
submissive jap
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Bearded pea-brained roast beef filthpig
  06/27/25
second marriages are so fucking gross. i kinda get it if you...
internet-worthy blathering sanctuary
  06/27/25
it's disgusting. the vanity on these people.
vivacious magenta faggot firefighter deer antler
  06/27/25
i would have infinitely more respect for him if he just fuck...
internet-worthy blathering sanctuary
  06/27/25
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Dashing Peach School Cafeteria
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spectacular nursing home
  06/27/25
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comical abusive hall coffee pot
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offensive geriatric spot pozpig
  06/27/25
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offensive geriatric spot pozpig
  06/27/25
The legalities of being married can be perfectly useful to a...
Floppy principal's office idea he suggested
  06/27/25
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Bat-shit-crazy cobalt coldplay fan lettuce
  06/27/25
It is one of those preposterous things that actually happene...
spectacular nursing home
  06/27/25
wtf is an alive girl
French Fuchsia Gaping
  06/27/25
A wildebeest goblina that leaked his cringey texts when they...
spectacular nursing home
  06/27/25
i totally forgot about that and thought the name was just a ...
internet-worthy blathering sanctuary
  06/27/25
lol, tyft
spectacular nursing home
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Contagious internal respiration
  06/27/25
It's both
burgundy theatre regret
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comical abusive hall coffee pot
  06/27/25
Same. Never understood the phrase until now.
slippery silver range
  06/27/25
I took it to mean all his other girlfriends are actual corps...
Laughsome deranged ladyboy
  06/28/25
do people who arent extremely online know this stuff? never ...
submissive jap
  06/27/25
(guy posting on xo under a pumo)
bonkers bawdyhouse personal credit line
  06/27/25
lmfao
French Fuchsia Gaping
  06/27/25
Lmao I forgot SHE was the one that leaked those texts
nudist deep community account son of senegal
  06/27/25
i think it was her brother who had access to her phone who d...
comical abusive hall coffee pot
  06/27/25
Yea but come on, if it’s her brother, that means it wa...
nudist deep community account son of senegal
  06/27/25
lmao
offensive geriatric spot pozpig
  06/27/25
holy fuck i didnt realize tony gonzalez was just a fuck budd...
internet-worthy blathering sanctuary
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Appetizing trust fund toaster
  06/28/25
It's the very last dying gasp of American boomerism. Bezos ...
offensive geriatric spot pozpig
  06/27/25
Surprising to hear from xo. I thought you guys would love th...
Alcoholic station corn cake
  06/27/25
It's the big boomerish wedding we object to, not the rest of...
offensive geriatric spot pozpig
  06/27/25
She is slightly older and not hotter.
spectacular nursing home
  06/27/25
is that whats' so offensive about it?
Alcoholic station corn cake
  06/27/25
Yes. They're also just obnoxious people.
spectacular nursing home
  06/27/25
the whole point about having fuck you wealth and being divor...
comical abusive hall coffee pot
  06/27/25
He was married to a loyal demure 6.5 who purportedly loved h...
nudist deep community account son of senegal
  06/27/25
absolutely devastating
offensive geriatric spot pozpig
  06/27/25
she even said in an early interview that she loved his laugh...
comical abusive hall coffee pot
  06/27/25
He's a dork who maybe had only fucked one girl in his life, ...
Poppy up-to-no-good wrinkle step-uncle's house
  06/27/25
TiTscR
Charismatic school
  06/27/25
Yeah. I get that. After likely a decade or more of a dead be...
vivacious magenta faggot firefighter deer antler
  06/27/25
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vivacious magenta faggot firefighter deer antler
  06/27/25
And yet thats now MRS. JEFFERY BEZOS you're talking about
slippery silver range
  06/27/25
You all don't get that she is the freakiest and sluttiest wo...
Ruby hateful jewess
  06/27/25
its kind of a representation of America
Shimmering Location
  06/27/25
she literally looks like a blow-up doll
mint autistic weed whacker puppy
  06/27/25
I saw on TMZ that the rehearsal party was attended by like a...
Zombie-like low-t kitchen
  06/27/25
These are celebs who need to go to be relevant and make more...
Ruby hateful jewess
  06/27/25
Sydney Sweeney was there, there’s no way Bezos or Sanc...
seedy dun national sneaky criminal
  06/28/25
Amazon Basics celebrity wedding guests, assorted colors
Laughsome deranged ladyboy
  06/28/25
It really shows the difference in upbringings between Bezos ...
offensive geriatric spot pozpig
  06/27/25
Also, why do people like Tom Brady go to this shit? He's...
Zombie-like low-t kitchen
  06/27/25
It's all about money and connections.
Ruby hateful jewess
  06/27/25


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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: vivacious magenta faggot firefighter deer antler



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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: submissive jap

i support islam now

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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Bearded pea-brained roast beef filthpig



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: internet-worthy blathering sanctuary

second marriages are so fucking gross. i kinda get it if you want more kids but the boomer versions are an abomination.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2...id.#49054403)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: vivacious magenta faggot firefighter deer antler

it's disgusting. the vanity on these people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2...id.#49054416)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: internet-worthy blathering sanctuary

i would have infinitely more respect for him if he just fucked 22yo hookers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2...id.#49054423)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Dashing Peach School Cafeteria



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:39 PM
Author: spectacular nursing home



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: comical abusive hall coffee pot



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: offensive geriatric spot pozpig



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:44 PM
Author: offensive geriatric spot pozpig



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: Floppy principal's office idea he suggested

The legalities of being married can be perfectly useful to a couple as they age. But second WEDDINGs on the other hand!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2...id.#49054785)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy cobalt coldplay fan lettuce



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: spectacular nursing home

It is one of those preposterous things that actually happened. Bezos really is an epic cuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2...id.#49054433)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:38 PM
Author: French Fuchsia Gaping

wtf is an alive girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2...id.#49054473)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: spectacular nursing home

A wildebeest goblina that leaked his cringey texts when they started dating, which included him saying that she made made him feel alive and that she's his alive girl. It became a meme as every male instinctively groaned and wondered if they ever did something that bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2...id.#49054486)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: internet-worthy blathering sanctuary

i totally forgot about that and thought the name was just a reference to the fact that she looks like a re-animated corpse/zombie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2...id.#49054497)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: spectacular nursing home

lol, tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2...id.#49054526)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 4:26 PM
Author: Contagious internal respiration



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:38 PM
Author: burgundy theatre regret

It's both

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2...id.#49054789)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: comical abusive hall coffee pot



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: slippery silver range

Same. Never understood the phrase until now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2...id.#49055374)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:34 AM
Author: Laughsome deranged ladyboy

I took it to mean all his other girlfriends are actual corpses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2...id.#49055532)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: submissive jap

do people who arent extremely online know this stuff? never heard of this "meme"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2...id.#49054657)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: bonkers bawdyhouse personal credit line

(guy posting on xo under a pumo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2...id.#49055176)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:35 PM
Author: French Fuchsia Gaping

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2...id.#49055173)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: nudist deep community account son of senegal

Lmao I forgot SHE was the one that leaked those texts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2...id.#49055219)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:03 PM
Author: comical abusive hall coffee pot

i think it was her brother who had access to her phone who did it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2...id.#49055220)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: nudist deep community account son of senegal

Yea but come on, if it’s her brother, that means it was her

Was just reading contemporaneous articles to remember what happened

Bezos hired PIs to “figure out what happened”, they blamed Saudis of hacking his phone, there was a bit about National Inquirer supposedly blackmailing him.. was a whole soap opera

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2...id.#49055225)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: offensive geriatric spot pozpig

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2...id.#49055259)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: internet-worthy blathering sanctuary

holy fuck i didnt realize tony gonzalez was just a fuck buddy baby dady. i thought they were at least "married". and he went to the wedding!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2...id.#49054492)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:40 AM
Author: Appetizing trust fund toaster



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: offensive geriatric spot pozpig

It's the very last dying gasp of American boomerism. Bezos is a 1964 tail-end boomer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2...id.#49054498)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: Alcoholic station corn cake

Surprising to hear from xo. I thought you guys would love this. He's dumping his wife for a younger-ish, hotter-ish chick, living the dream.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2...id.#49055180)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: offensive geriatric spot pozpig

It's the big boomerish wedding we object to, not the rest of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2...id.#49055184)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:45 PM
Author: spectacular nursing home

She is slightly older and not hotter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2...id.#49055195)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: Alcoholic station corn cake

is that whats' so offensive about it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2...id.#49055196)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: spectacular nursing home

Yes. They're also just obnoxious people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2...id.#49055205)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: comical abusive hall coffee pot

the whole point about having fuck you wealth and being divorced is so you can bang infinite young strange. that's the whole point. and instead bozos goes out and marries the first blown out mud creature he can find -- it's beyond pathetic, a total inversion of the purpose of wealth

at least musk is doing it right, and nick cannon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2...id.#49055208)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: nudist deep community account son of senegal

He was married to a loyal demure 6.5 who purportedly loved him and birthed 4 of his children and who was with him before he had any money.

He threw it all away to be with a used up brown whore literally same age as his ex-wife, who was passed around Hollywood, NBA and NFL, had three children from previous marriages and even with enormous amounts of Botox and plastic surgery barely manages to be a 5.5

Either way you look at it (romantic, wholesome or cynical) this move doesn’t make any sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2...id.#49055244)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: offensive geriatric spot pozpig

absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2...id.#49055253)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: comical abusive hall coffee pot

she even said in an early interview that she loved his laugh. his laugh is like a braying hyena, it's *horrific* to listen to. he threw that away for gutter trash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2...id.#49055255)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:33 PM
Author: Poppy up-to-no-good wrinkle step-uncle's house

He's a dork who maybe had only fucked one girl in his life, who undoubtedly had not sucked his cock or initiated sex in 20 years despite him being the richest man in history.

An enthusiastic Latina calling him papi and begging him to fuck get harder and cum on her face is something every guy deserves to experience and I'm happy for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2...id.#49055362)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: Charismatic school

TiTscR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2...id.#49055375)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: vivacious magenta faggot firefighter deer antler

Yeah. I get that. After likely a decade or more of a dead bedroom, 4 fucking kids, all the time he spent away from home building Amazon, the romance was likely irreparably dead. You can't just suddenly start doing weird sexual shit when you're roommates for that long. We all would've cheated in his shoes, but the problem is committing again so quickly, and committing to Alive Girl in particular.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2...id.#49055384)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: vivacious magenta faggot firefighter deer antler



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: slippery silver range

And yet thats now MRS. JEFFERY BEZOS you're talking about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2...id.#49055376)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: Ruby hateful jewess

You all don't get that she is the freakiest and sluttiest woman he's ever been with. She put it on him with group sex and round the clock service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2...id.#49055479)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Shimmering Location

its kind of a representation of America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2...id.#49055306)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: mint autistic weed whacker puppy

she literally looks like a blow-up doll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2...id.#49055307)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Zombie-like low-t kitchen

I saw on TMZ that the rehearsal party was attended by like all the Kardashians.

Don't these people have real friends and family? I can see if the chick was friends with Kris Jenner - but they're also super close with Kendall and Kylie?

The celeb weddings make sense when its George Clooney attending Brad Pitt's wedding since they're coworkers - but this shit is pure vanity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2...id.#49055391)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: Ruby hateful jewess

These are celebs who need to go to be relevant and make more money off of each other. This is work for them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2...id.#49055481)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: seedy dun national sneaky criminal

Sydney Sweeney was there, there’s no way Bezos or Sanchez have talked to her for more than 10 minutes in their lives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2...id.#49055530)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: Laughsome deranged ladyboy

Amazon Basics celebrity wedding guests, assorted colors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2...id.#49055536)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: offensive geriatric spot pozpig

It really shows the difference in upbringings between Bezos (MC goy from Miami, adopted) and Gates (upper class WASP) and Zuck (UMC prep school Westchester Jew). They would never.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2...id.#49055408)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Zombie-like low-t kitchen

Also, why do people like Tom Brady go to this shit?

He's just flying 10 hours hoping to do the electric slide with Bill Gates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2...id.#49055409)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: Ruby hateful jewess

It's all about money and connections.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2...id.#49055482)