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Safeway intercepts Evan39 saying his nuke program was obliterated

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Embarrassed To The Bone Hissy Fit Indian Lodge
  06/29/25
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Contagious Aggressive Trust Fund
  06/29/25
INTERNAL: Safeway Intelligence Archive
impressive deep depressive
  06/30/25
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flushed round eye skinny woman
  06/30/25
This was supposed to be "cuke program"
Embarrassed To The Bone Hissy Fit Indian Lodge
  06/30/25


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Date: June 29th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Hissy Fit Indian Lodge



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Date: June 29th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Contagious Aggressive Trust Fund



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: impressive deep depressive
Subject: INTERNAL: Safeway Intelligence Archive

Incident ID: 00892-EV39-NUKE

Flagged Phrase: “My program was obliterated.”

Location: Aisle 4 (Imports / Ethnic)

Surveillance Notes:

Subject appeared unaware of active Club Card mic.

Whispered while holding expired hummus container.

HR notified. Tabitha dispatched.

Violation of Clause 9.2 confirmed.

Action Taken: Program neutralized. Access revoked.

Next Steps:

Weekly audit of deli mutterings

Begin Phase II of “Post-Linguistic Containment”

📎 Logged.

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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: flushed round eye skinny woman



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Hissy Fit Indian Lodge

This was supposed to be "cuke program"

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