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i've heard that the new jurassic park movie is surprisingly fun
| hyperactive amethyst shrine patrolman | 07/05/25 |
| Maize State Masturbator | 07/05/25 |
| hyperactive amethyst shrine patrolman | 07/05/25 |
| cowgod | 03/01/26 |
| judgmental french chef | 07/05/25 |
| multi-colored famous landscape painting | 07/05/25 |
| hyperactive amethyst shrine patrolman | 07/05/25 |
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Date: July 5th, 2025 4:28 PM Author: hyperactive amethyst shrine patrolman at some point in the middle it genre-shifts over to a tense gothic horror film involving a dinosaur with the personality of a rascally Tex Avery protagonist less of a (very loosely at this point) Crichton themed "Jurassic Park" film and more of a "Jurassic Park Stories" type deal like what Disney Star Wars did with some success in that "Rogue One" flick |
Date: July 5th, 2025 5:08 PM Author: Maize State Masturbator (Michael Critchon turns over in grave) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746470&forum_id=2...id.#49074527) |
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Date: July 5th, 2025 5:12 PM Author: hyperactive amethyst shrine patrolman undoubtedly but *jeff goldblum voice* life finds a way |
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Date: March 1st, 2026 5:08 PM Author: cowgod He was too Tall to fit in his casket iirc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746470&forum_id=2...id.#49706160) |
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Date: July 5th, 2025 5:14 PM Author: judgmental french chef I heard its the same movie as the 1st one but gayer and blacker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746470&forum_id=2...id.#49074536) |
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Date: July 5th, 2025 5:15 PM Author: multi-colored famous landscape painting what are these movies even about at this point? everyone is just at a dinosaur park where the dinosaurs escape? did they ever make up new plotlines? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746470&forum_id=2...id.#49074540) |
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Date: July 5th, 2025 5:49 PM Author: hyperactive amethyst shrine patrolman i didn't see it (despite enjoying the first two, and the third somewhat) but i think jurassic world or whatever its called (the one with Ron Howard's talentless issue) is a rehash of the first one blended with one of the young adult JP novels' plotlines about a less safari more orlando dinosaur theme park getting overrun by the exhibits so basically, yeah, same stuff, this time without the crichton inspired bits about playing god with genetics and "chaos theory" that gave it some polish for the critics. |
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Date: July 5th, 2025 5:19 PM Author: Chest-beating Psychic Really Tough Guy I hate fun (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746470&forum_id=2...id.#49074544) |
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Date: July 5th, 2025 5:51 PM Author: Titillating bawdyhouse tank crr who doesnt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746470&forum_id=2...id.#49074629) |
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Date: March 1st, 2026 5:10 PM Author: cowgod There is a Mexican family in it that does nothing to advance the plot. They have a totally parallel existence like they could’ve been cut out completely. They’re supposed to be a proxy for moviegoers who are Mexican irl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746470&forum_id=2...id.#49706165) |
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Date: March 1st, 2026 5:10 PM Author: incel adams It is absolutely horrible (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746470&forum_id=2...id.#49706167) |