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Shot my shot with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while, went horribly

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she text...
filthy talented property useless brakes
  07/14/25
u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste...
Scarlet nowag
  07/14/25
they can be super useful in validating you for banging their...
bonkers reading party
  07/14/25
sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in ...
Scarlet nowag
  07/14/25
100%
red step-uncle's house ape
  07/15/25
FAG
Adventurous balding brunch
  07/15/25
Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game
Fantasy-prone claret multi-billionaire set
  07/14/25
Pic of the cheeks?
Slippery marvelous trump supporter
  07/14/25
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gaped stirring lettuce
  07/14/25
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red step-uncle's house ape
  07/15/25
"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."
Slimy salmon circlehead school
  07/14/25
I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she&rs...
filthy talented property useless brakes
  07/14/25
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diverse idea he suggested genital piercing
  07/14/25
How did you go about asking her if she was interested in bei...
Slimy salmon circlehead school
  07/14/25
Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching t...
filthy talented property useless brakes
  07/14/25
How did she respond?
Slimy salmon circlehead school
  07/14/25
Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.
filthy talented property useless brakes
  07/14/25
Lol I guess you had to try
Slimy salmon circlehead school
  07/14/25
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swollen corner sound barrier
  07/15/25
You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior t...
self-absorbed dark trailer park athletic conference
  07/15/25
Lol
Slimy salmon circlehead school
  07/15/25
jfc 180
Adventurous balding brunch
  07/15/25
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red step-uncle's house ape
  07/15/25
At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting o...
iridescent depressive
  07/14/25
"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while&q...
gaped stirring lettuce
  07/14/25
this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a m...
Scarlet nowag
  07/14/25
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bonkers reading party
  07/14/25
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Slimy salmon circlehead school
  07/14/25
Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up m...
filthy talented property useless brakes
  07/14/25
it's tricky with work situations never risk your liveliho...
Scarlet nowag
  07/14/25
Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m marrie...
filthy talented property useless brakes
  07/14/25
wut
Useless fat ankles travel guidebook
  07/14/25
I’m married with kids part?
filthy talented property useless brakes
  07/14/25
you lost the plot right there
charcoal deranged police squad
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swollen corner sound barrier
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glittery cruise ship azn
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emerald effete point
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People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer...
Violent cheese-eating gay wizard
  07/15/25
No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp
Mind-boggling Native
  07/15/25
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Fantasy-prone claret multi-billionaire set
  07/15/25
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Violent sneaky criminal
  07/15/25
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diverse idea he suggested genital piercing
  07/15/25
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Slimy salmon circlehead school
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Stimulating Spruce Liquid Oxygen Puppy
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Violent sneaky criminal
  07/15/25
we all have brother
red step-uncle's house ape
  07/15/25
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red step-uncle's house ape
  07/15/25
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swollen corner sound barrier
  07/14/25
Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone??
Bistre vigorous preventive strike water buffalo
  07/14/25
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cerebral market
  07/14/25
stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her
vermilion insecure cuck
  07/14/25
Good poast moniker synergy
swollen corner sound barrier
  07/15/25
She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortabl...
yellow nubile famous landscape painting
  07/14/25
It’s already turned into rape in her mind
appetizing university messiness
  07/14/25
"it was rape, but, like, the bad kind"
Rebellious alcoholic filthpig
  07/15/25
How big is her penis?
contagious theater stage
  07/14/25
Incredible thread
pink tantric halford
  07/14/25
Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her ...
House-broken Racy Mad Cow Disease
  07/15/25
Come on now. Most women love being groped and then propositi...
self-absorbed dark trailer park athletic conference
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Adventurous balding brunch
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Slimy salmon circlehead school
  07/15/25
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red step-uncle's house ape
  07/15/25
humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mis...
red step-uncle's house ape
  07/15/25
? Didn’t want to lose my employment
filthy talented property useless brakes
  07/15/25


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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: filthy talented property useless brakes

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she texts me non stop still even though we dont work together anymore. We were good friends when we worked together.

Met up the other day and she wore those short shorts that the butt sticks out of the bottom. I basically told her I want to fuck and she was shocked I would even ask. We haven’t talked since then. Pretty sad bros that I don’t have my friend anymore but happy I’m not wasting my time listening to some chicks problems anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101477)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: Scarlet nowag

u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste any more time on this dumb bitch. why be friends with a girl u wanna bang if there's no hope of ever banging her? women just arent that interesting or useful as friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101515)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: bonkers reading party

they can be super useful in validating you for banging their friends, but you're right if you want to fuck her you need to do it asap. the longer you wait the weirder it's gonna be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101526)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: Scarlet nowag

sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in the example u gave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101533)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: red step-uncle's house ape

100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49104025)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Adventurous balding brunch

FAG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49103886)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:42 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone claret multi-billionaire set

Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101481)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Slippery marvelous trump supporter

Pic of the cheeks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101482)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: gaped stirring lettuce



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: red step-uncle's house ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49104026)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Slimy salmon circlehead school

"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101483)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:45 PM
Author: filthy talented property useless brakes

I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she’s classy too they were like classy college girl shorts with her ass sticking out lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101488)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: diverse idea he suggested genital piercing



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: Slimy salmon circlehead school

How did you go about asking her if she was interested in being injected with your genetic material?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101508)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: filthy talented property useless brakes

Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching then put my other hand on her thigh and just asked if she wanted to get a hotel lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101547)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Slimy salmon circlehead school

How did she respond?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101576)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:32 PM
Author: filthy talented property useless brakes

Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101592)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: Slimy salmon circlehead school

Lol I guess you had to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101658)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:25 AM
Author: swollen corner sound barrier



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: self-absorbed dark trailer park athletic conference

You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior to that? lmao

This is "you can keep your cell phone in your hand predialed to 911 while I eat you out in case I do something you don't like" level. "Bags of sand" even.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49103586)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Slimy salmon circlehead school

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49103905)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Adventurous balding brunch

jfc 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49103910)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: red step-uncle's house ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49104036)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: iridescent depressive

At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting on zozo. Enjoy retirement!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101496)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: gaped stirring lettuce

"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while"

u poor dumb bastard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101499)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Scarlet nowag

this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a move early.

if u don't, she'll put you in the friends category forever, even if she was initially DTF

and if u do but fail, at least u don't waste any more time or money on her

best case: u fuck her. worst case: u save yourself time and money and dignity.

trust me, i've been there and learned this lesson the hard way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101522)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: bonkers reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101528)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: Slimy salmon circlehead school



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: filthy talented property useless brakes

Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up my workplace by trying to fuck her while we worked closely.

I would ghost her every time she would write or call back slow. Then she would give in and hit me up etc. then we hung out again I thought this was it. Then she was appalled I even asked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101536)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Scarlet nowag

it's tricky with work situations

never risk your livelihood for a woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101540)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: filthy talented property useless brakes

Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m married with kids lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101541)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:18 PM
Author: Useless fat ankles travel guidebook

wut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101684)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: filthy talented property useless brakes

I’m married with kids part?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101842)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: charcoal deranged police squad

you lost the plot right there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101848)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: swollen corner sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49102176)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: glittery cruise ship azn



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49102363)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: emerald effete point



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: self-centered electric furnace shrine



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:12 AM
Author: Violent cheese-eating gay wizard

People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49102401)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Native

No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49102445)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone claret multi-billionaire set



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: Violent sneaky criminal



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: diverse idea he suggested genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49103544)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: irradiated affirmative action coldplay fan



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Slimy salmon circlehead school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49103931)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Stimulating Spruce Liquid Oxygen Puppy



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Clear blood rage theater



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: Violent sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49103485)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: red step-uncle's house ape

we all have brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49104039)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: red step-uncle's house ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49104037)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: swollen corner sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101532)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:06 PM
Author: Bistre vigorous preventive strike water buffalo

Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101544)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: cerebral market



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: vermilion insecure cuck

stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101561)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: swollen corner sound barrier

Good poast moniker synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49102177)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: yellow nubile famous landscape painting

She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortable this was as you poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101678)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: appetizing university messiness

It’s already turned into rape in her mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101681)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: Rebellious alcoholic filthpig

"it was rape, but, like, the bad kind"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49102417)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: contagious theater stage

How big is her penis?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101847)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: pink tantric halford

Incredible thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101861)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: House-broken Racy Mad Cow Disease

Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her out for a drink, keep it chill, treat her right, etc. By round two, she'll get the hint unless she's brain-dead. Jumping straight to this? Total turn off. It's flat-out disrespectful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49102429)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: self-absorbed dark trailer park athletic conference

Come on now. Most women love being groped and then propositioned by their married, middle age beta orbiters. lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49103865)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: boyish milky toilet seat spot



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: Adventurous balding brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49103903)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Slimy salmon circlehead school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49103934)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: red step-uncle's house ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49104405)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: red step-uncle's house ape

humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49104407)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: filthy talented property useless brakes

? Didn’t want to lose my employment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49104451)