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Shot my shot with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while, went horribly

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she text...
tan property partner
  07/14/25
u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste...
excitant insecure hissy fit
  07/14/25
they can be super useful in validating you for banging their...
well-lubricated turdskin rehab
  07/14/25
sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in ...
excitant insecure hissy fit
  07/14/25
100%
Wonderful alcoholic corn cake
  07/15/25
FAG
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Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game
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  07/14/25
Pic of the cheeks?
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Wonderful alcoholic corn cake
  07/15/25
"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."
flesh wrinkle hospital
  07/14/25
I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she&rs...
tan property partner
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How did you go about asking her if she was interested in bei...
flesh wrinkle hospital
  07/14/25
Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching t...
tan property partner
  07/14/25
How did she respond?
flesh wrinkle hospital
  07/14/25
Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.
tan property partner
  07/14/25
Lol I guess you had to try
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Saffron racy macaca
  07/15/25
You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior t...
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Lol
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jfc 180
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Wonderful alcoholic corn cake
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Wine deep roommate
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"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while&q...
Charcoal demanding locale
  07/14/25
this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a m...
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well-lubricated turdskin rehab
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flesh wrinkle hospital
  07/14/25
Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up m...
tan property partner
  07/14/25
it's tricky with work situations never risk your liveliho...
excitant insecure hissy fit
  07/14/25
Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m marrie...
tan property partner
  07/14/25
wut
sexy angry jew mexican
  07/14/25
I’m married with kids part?
tan property partner
  07/14/25
you lost the plot right there
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No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp
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we all have brother
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Saffron racy macaca
  07/14/25
Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone??
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Plum azn
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stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her
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  07/14/25
Good poast moniker synergy
Saffron racy macaca
  07/15/25
She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortabl...
Garnet Cruise Ship
  07/14/25
It’s already turned into rape in her mind
Domesticated medicated mental disorder feces
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"it was rape, but, like, the bad kind"
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  07/15/25
How big is her penis?
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  07/14/25
Incredible thread
Curious Spot
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Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her ...
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Wonderful alcoholic corn cake
  07/15/25
humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mis...
Wonderful alcoholic corn cake
  07/15/25
? Didn’t want to lose my employment
tan property partner
  07/15/25


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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: tan property partner

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she texts me non stop still even though we dont work together anymore. We were good friends when we worked together.

Met up the other day and she wore those short shorts that the butt sticks out of the bottom. I basically told her I want to fuck and she was shocked I would even ask. We haven’t talked since then. Pretty sad bros that I don’t have my friend anymore but happy I’m not wasting my time listening to some chicks problems anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101477)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: excitant insecure hissy fit

u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste any more time on this dumb bitch. why be friends with a girl u wanna bang if there's no hope of ever banging her? women just arent that interesting or useful as friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101515)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: well-lubricated turdskin rehab

they can be super useful in validating you for banging their friends, but you're right if you want to fuck her you need to do it asap. the longer you wait the weirder it's gonna be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101526)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: excitant insecure hissy fit

sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in the example u gave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101533)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Wonderful alcoholic corn cake

100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49104025)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle base keepsake machete

FAG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49103886)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:42 PM
Author: Indigo organic girlfriend national

Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101481)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Blue Hell Toilet Seat

Pic of the cheeks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101482)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Charcoal demanding locale



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Wonderful alcoholic corn cake



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: flesh wrinkle hospital

"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101483)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:45 PM
Author: tan property partner

I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she’s classy too they were like classy college girl shorts with her ass sticking out lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101488)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Walnut Razzle House Double Fault



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: flesh wrinkle hospital

How did you go about asking her if she was interested in being injected with your genetic material?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101508)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: tan property partner

Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching then put my other hand on her thigh and just asked if she wanted to get a hotel lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101547)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: flesh wrinkle hospital

How did she respond?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101576)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:32 PM
Author: tan property partner

Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101592)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: flesh wrinkle hospital

Lol I guess you had to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101658)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:25 AM
Author: Saffron racy macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49102175)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: sadistic trailer park sweet tailpipe

You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior to that? lmao

This is "you can keep your cell phone in your hand predialed to 911 while I eat you out in case I do something you don't like" level. "Bags of sand" even.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49103586)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: flesh wrinkle hospital

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49103905)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle base keepsake machete

jfc 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49103910)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Wonderful alcoholic corn cake



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: Wine deep roommate

At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting on zozo. Enjoy retirement!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101496)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: Charcoal demanding locale

"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while"

u poor dumb bastard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101499)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: excitant insecure hissy fit

this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a move early.

if u don't, she'll put you in the friends category forever, even if she was initially DTF

and if u do but fail, at least u don't waste any more time or money on her

best case: u fuck her. worst case: u save yourself time and money and dignity.

trust me, i've been there and learned this lesson the hard way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101522)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: well-lubricated turdskin rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101528)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: flesh wrinkle hospital



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: tan property partner

Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up my workplace by trying to fuck her while we worked closely.

I would ghost her every time she would write or call back slow. Then she would give in and hit me up etc. then we hung out again I thought this was it. Then she was appalled I even asked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101536)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: excitant insecure hissy fit

it's tricky with work situations

never risk your livelihood for a woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101540)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: tan property partner

Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m married with kids lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101541)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:18 PM
Author: sexy angry jew mexican

wut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101684)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: tan property partner

I’m married with kids part?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101842)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: dull mind-boggling resort headpube

you lost the plot right there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101848)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: Saffron racy macaca



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: Coiffed Awkward Business Firm



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: Hilarious casino



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: balding bonkers stead



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: razzmatazz ocher prole mad cow disease



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:12 AM
Author: buck-toothed lay

People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49102401)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: Hilarious casino

No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49102445)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Indigo organic girlfriend national



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: fishy appetizing stage



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: Walnut Razzle House Double Fault



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Crusty impertinent theater antidepressant drug



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: flesh wrinkle hospital



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Contagious frum black woman



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Bronze spectacular site



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: fishy appetizing stage



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Wonderful alcoholic corn cake

we all have brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49104039)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Wonderful alcoholic corn cake



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: Saffron racy macaca



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:06 PM
Author: Concupiscible Tanning Salon

Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101544)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: Plum azn



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: orange free-loading cuck

stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101561)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: Saffron racy macaca

Good poast moniker synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49102177)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Garnet Cruise Ship

She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortable this was as you poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101678)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Domesticated medicated mental disorder feces

It’s already turned into rape in her mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101681)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: hyperventilating jet den tattoo

"it was rape, but, like, the bad kind"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49102417)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: electric slippery incel

How big is her penis?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101847)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: Curious Spot

Incredible thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101861)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Chrome area nowag

Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her out for a drink, keep it chill, treat her right, etc. By round two, she'll get the hint unless she's brain-dead. Jumping straight to this? Total turn off. It's flat-out disrespectful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49102429)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: sadistic trailer park sweet tailpipe

Come on now. Most women love being groped and then propositioned by their married, middle age beta orbiters. lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49103865)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: pearly motley temple reading party



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle base keepsake machete



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: flesh wrinkle hospital



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: Wonderful alcoholic corn cake



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: Wonderful alcoholic corn cake

humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49104407)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: tan property partner

? Didn’t want to lose my employment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49104451)