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Jurassic Park 1 & 2 but Jeff Goldblum's character is played by Jerry Seinfeld

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Hairraiser quadroon
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HAMMOND: The park is really quite spectacular. We've spared ...
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HAMMOND played by Mr Pitt
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Jerry making his horse-faced "ewww" expression upo...
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Insanely creepy field people who are hurt
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And where do they come up these dinosaur names anyway? I me...
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*watches George struggling ungainly up the hill to escape a ...
crawly twinkling uncleanness becky
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iirc in the actual crichton novel Hammond gets eaten by a pa...
Hairraiser quadroon
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it's a good book. i didn't really get ellison vibes from ...
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also in junior high. i remember being shocked by the sexual...
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milky shivering parlor faggotry
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*hits on Lex Murphy instead of Dr Sattler*
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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:09 AM
Author: Hairraiser quadroon



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:14 AM
Author: Autistic boltzmann

*Newman gets eaten by a dinosaur*

Well, that’s a shame.

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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:19 AM
Author: Hairraiser quadroon



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:13 AM
Author: crawly twinkling uncleanness becky



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:14 PM
Author: chestnut location



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:26 AM
Author: painfully honest exciting gaping kitchen

HAMMOND: The park is really quite spectacular. We've spared no expense.

MALCOLM: I think I noticed a few vulnerabilities you may have overlooked.

*laughter*

HAMMOND: Vulnerabilities? Whatever do you mean?

MALCOLM: Those giant electrified fences, for instance. Did you ever consider what might happen if the power fails?

HAMMOND: That's extremely unlikely.

MALCOLM: Life, evolution, you and me here right now. That was extremely unlikely as well.

HAMMOND: The park is perfectly safe for our guests. We've considered every possibility.

MALCOLM: Well, I don't think you have.

*laughter*

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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:27 AM
Author: Autistic boltzmann



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:44 AM
Author: Hairraiser quadroon



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Date: July 16th, 2025 2:17 AM
Author: Know-it-all brunch



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:12 AM
Author: Hairraiser quadroon

https://ibb.co/5WpFsSrT

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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:14 AM
Author: crawly twinkling uncleanness becky



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Gold Senate Cuckoldry



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:13 AM
Author: crawly twinkling uncleanness becky



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: chestnut location

HAMMOND played by Mr Pitt

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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:45 AM
Author: Hairraiser quadroon

Jerry making his horse-faced "ewww" expression upon meeting his black gymnast daughter in 2

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Date: July 16th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: Insanely creepy field people who are hurt



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Date: July 16th, 2025 2:31 AM
Author: razzmatazz onyx international law enforcement agency

And where do they come up these dinosaur names anyway? I mean, Tyrannosaurus Rex? It's like, no wonder he's on a murderous rampage, you hear what his brother Oedipus did to their mom and dad?

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Date: July 16th, 2025 2:34 AM
Author: Hairraiser quadroon



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Date: July 16th, 2025 6:51 AM
Author: effete trip boiling water hominid



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:13 AM
Author: crawly twinkling uncleanness becky



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:25 AM
Author: Passionate persian



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:14 AM
Author: crawly twinkling uncleanness becky

*watches George struggling ungainly up the hill to escape a dinosaur*

"Life, uh, finds a way."

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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:17 AM
Author: Hairraiser quadroon

iirc in the actual crichton novel Hammond gets eaten by a pack of compsognathus while struggling to get up a hill

that book was actually really grim, reminded me of Ellison at times

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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:21 AM
Author: crawly twinkling uncleanness becky

it's a good book.

i didn't really get ellison vibes from it--the writing is much more straightforward than anything HE ever did, even in his earliest days, IMO--but I read the book when I was in junior high so maybe there's stuff I've missed.

you've read Sphere, right? That's my favorite Crichton (and that one actually does have some Ellisonian touches around the edges now that I think about it).

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Date: July 16th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: Hairraiser quadroon

also in junior high. i remember being shocked by the sexual content in jp

there was a bitterness in it that i'd recall when i was later introduced to ellison's stuff

sphere i don't think i ever read although i saw the film at some point but don't remember much of anything about it

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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:18 AM
Author: Curious Canary Home Fortuitous Meteor

Hammond: "Oh, that's Mr. DNA! We hired a top comedian for the voice acting, a Mr. Kenny Bania, I'm sure you know his work."

Malcolm (Jerry): *winces*

They watch the video, and Hammond and Ellie laugh at all of Bania's dumb jokes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2...id.#49105171)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:20 AM
Author: Hairraiser quadroon



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:21 AM
Author: crawly twinkling uncleanness becky



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Date: July 16th, 2025 12:47 PM
Author: Know-it-all brunch



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:21 AM
Author: milky shivering parlor faggotry



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:49 AM
Author: Spruce embarrassed to the bone piazza

*hits on Lex Murphy instead of Dr Sattler*

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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: crawly twinkling uncleanness becky



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Date: July 16th, 2025 10:24 AM
Author: Hairraiser quadroon



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Date: July 16th, 2025 12:39 PM
Author: Curious Canary Home Fortuitous Meteor



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Insanely creepy field people who are hurt



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: chestnut location

The child Timmy Murphy find night-goggles in back of electric vehicle and start playing with them.

TimmyMurphy: "Oh cool, night vision!"

Lawyer Jackie Chiles: "Dem be heavy?"

Tim Murphy nods yes.

Lawyer Jackie Chiles: "If it over 7 pound, you kids put it down!"

Reluctantly, Timmy takes night vision goggles off as it begins to rain harder.



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