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Closest I ever came to hooking up with a really hot girl

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick ta...
Racy Fighting Mental Disorder
  07/26/25
How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?
sepia arousing boiling water step-uncle's house
  07/26/25
lol bro you never forget that.
Racy Fighting Mental Disorder
  07/26/25
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talented unholy idiot
  07/26/25
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up-to-no-good lake native philosopher-king
  07/26/25
We’ve all been there
Dark marvelous nursing home
  07/26/25
The giver or the taker lol
Racy Fighting Mental Disorder
  07/26/25
At a bar
Canary abode
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talented unholy idiot
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Pearl Erotic Son Of Senegal
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abusive mood gas station
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frozen self-centered athletic conference base
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flatulent principal's office dragon
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gaped brunch
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Cream Center
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Racy Fighting Mental Disorder
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saffron very tactful telephone headpube
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Apoplectic mint faggot firefighter
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olive legend
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Histrionic Tanning Salon
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stirring shimmering potus location
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Sickened Sticky Sex Offender
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Aspie Pickup Line
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propecia mathematica
  03/10/26
Not hygienic
talking blue chapel twinkling uncleanness
  07/26/25
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sepia arousing boiling water step-uncle's house
  07/26/25
Doesn't sound like you were at all close to hooking up with ...
useless goyim
  07/26/25
Hence “closest”
Racy Fighting Mental Disorder
  07/26/25
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sepia arousing boiling water step-uncle's house
  07/26/25
If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever got...
useless goyim
  07/26/25
It is what it is.
talented unholy idiot
  07/26/25
I know what to say
drab library
  07/26/25
Wow I’m in the presence of 6’7 XOers who hook up...
Racy Fighting Mental Disorder
  07/27/25
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odious shrine
  07/27/25
that counts! that counts! (nyuug)
soul-stirring disturbing weed whacker cumskin
  07/26/25
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talented unholy idiot
  07/26/25
Woah Cr
rebellious chestnut mad-dog skullcap
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Apoplectic mint faggot firefighter
  07/26/25
I'm pretty sure something like this has happened to everyone...
Nofapping university double fault
  07/26/25
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saffron very tactful telephone headpube
  07/26/25
We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts m...
Hairraiser Turdskin
  07/26/25
Can someone please put this into a screamo AI generator with...
Apoplectic mint faggot firefighter
  07/26/25
Not jm, House of Worship tp
Racy Fighting Mental Disorder
  07/26/25
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sepia arousing boiling water step-uncle's house
  07/26/25
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swashbuckling well-lubricated indian lodge
  07/27/25
I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship threa...
sepia arousing boiling water step-uncle's house
  07/26/25
(who did it)
Avocado Curious Lettuce
  07/26/25
...
talented unholy idiot
  07/26/25
gorgeous story, modern day shakespeare
Passionate Mother Immigrant
  07/26/25
which dad tp
nudist flirting jap
  07/27/25
better luck next time!
emerald bespoke skinny woman hospital
  07/27/25


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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: Racy Fighting Mental Disorder

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick tan legs frilly Abercrombie miniskirt and blue eyes comes up to me. Flirting for 15 minutes I’m like wtf this is the hottest girl I’ve ever seen.

All of a sudden she says “my BF wants to use you as a prop. You down?”

I assume he’s a cuck so I’m like hell yeah. We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known. I’m about to lose it in my head in like the second I go in her I’m gonna cum that’s how hot she is.

Then I feel two strong hands on my waist and lifts my butt up. I feel a thick pressure in my anus and three pumps then a warm liquid dripping out of my anus, my ass crack and then down my leg. Then this 6’7 jacked guy (who did it) pushed me aside and goes to his girl no refractory period and starts fucking her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133071)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: sepia arousing boiling water step-uncle's house

How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133354)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: Racy Fighting Mental Disorder

lol bro you never forget that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133360)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: talented unholy idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133074)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: up-to-no-good lake native philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133075)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: Dark marvelous nursing home

We’ve all been there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133076)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: Racy Fighting Mental Disorder

The giver or the taker lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133092)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:57 PM
Author: Canary abode

At a bar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133140)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: talented unholy idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133162)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:10 PM
Author: Pearl Erotic Son Of Senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133333)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: abusive mood gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133359)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: frozen self-centered athletic conference base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133372)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: flatulent principal's office dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133398)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: gaped brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133408)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:51 PM
Author: Cream Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133413)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Racy Fighting Mental Disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133420)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: saffron very tactful telephone headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133508)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: Apoplectic mint faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133751)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: olive legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133762)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: Histrionic Tanning Salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133919)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: stirring shimmering potus location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133937)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: Sickened Sticky Sex Offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49134983)



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Date: March 10th, 2026 2:46 PM
Author: Aspie Pickup Line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49732205)



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Date: March 10th, 2026 2:47 PM
Author: propecia mathematica



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49732209)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: talking blue chapel twinkling uncleanness

Not hygienic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133107)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 6:58 PM
Author: sepia arousing boiling water step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133318)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: useless goyim

Doesn't sound like you were at all close to hooking up with a really hot girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133335)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: Racy Fighting Mental Disorder

Hence “closest”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133341)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: sepia arousing boiling water step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133351)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: useless goyim

If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever gotten to hooking up with a really hot girl, I don't know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133544)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: talented unholy idiot

It is what it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133893)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: drab library

I know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133943)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 6:56 AM
Author: Racy Fighting Mental Disorder

Wow I’m in the presence of 6’7 XOers who hook up with hot girls everyday and don’t get fucked in the behind by their boyfriends!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49134176)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: odious shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49134955)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: soul-stirring disturbing weed whacker cumskin

that counts! that counts! (nyuug)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133340)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:50 PM
Author: talented unholy idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133765)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: rebellious chestnut mad-dog skullcap

Woah Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133345)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:46 PM
Author: Apoplectic mint faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133752)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: Nofapping university double fault

I'm pretty sure something like this has happened to everyone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133352)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: saffron very tactful telephone headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133510)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: Hairraiser Turdskin

We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133761)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: Apoplectic mint faggot firefighter

Can someone please put this into a screamo AI generator with a John Mayer style tune?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133774)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: Racy Fighting Mental Disorder

Not jm, House of Worship tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133834)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: sepia arousing boiling water step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133864)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: swashbuckling well-lubricated indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49134958)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: sepia arousing boiling water step-uncle's house

I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133865)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Avocado Curious Lettuce

(who did it)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133945)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: talented unholy idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133997)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: Passionate Mother Immigrant

gorgeous story, modern day shakespeare

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133978)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: nudist flirting jap

which dad tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49134037)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:12 PM
Author: emerald bespoke skinny woman hospital

better luck next time!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49134975)