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Micah Parsons to the Packers for two firsts

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shimmering party of the first part azn
  08/28/25
lol @ the cowboys
Racy address patrolman
  08/28/25
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shimmering party of the first part azn
  08/28/25
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passionate ape
  08/28/25
that's it?
Violet trump supporter
  08/28/25
pack is paying him $47 million per year
shimmering party of the first part azn
  08/28/25
and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few mont...
Appetizing Reading Party Box Office
  08/28/25
1 sack doesnt sound good
Violet trump supporter
  08/28/25
Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.
flatulent circlehead
  08/29/25
1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025
crystalline fragrant ladyboy black woman
  08/29/25
Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parso...
flatulent circlehead
  08/29/25
Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last ...
crystalline fragrant ladyboy black woman
  08/29/25
I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.
flatulent circlehead
  08/29/25
Where are we on this.
crystalline fragrant ladyboy black woman
  09/12/25
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lfo
  10/28/25
Haha wow
infuriating lettuce round eye
  08/28/25
Happy?
Buff zippy half-breed immigrant
  08/28/25
I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its...
infuriating lettuce round eye
  08/28/25
Good move by the Boys.
flatulent circlehead
  08/28/25
lol why keep your best player when you could trade him for ...
passionate ape
  08/28/25
He costs more than he is worth.
flatulent circlehead
  08/28/25
what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro their D su...
passionate ape
  08/28/25
three fifths, ackshually
Topaz alpha base
  08/28/25
It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense....
Amethyst Step-uncle's House National Security Agency
  08/28/25
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Lemon corner
  08/29/25
Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just anoth...
emerald striped hyena
  08/29/25
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blathering masturbator antidepressant drug
  09/01/25
Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael&...
180 university
  08/28/25
im with xo jerry on this.
Metal Orchestra Pit Toilet Seat
  08/29/25
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Lemon corner
  08/29/25
Its interesting because: 1. The argument for the Packers...
Titillating Dilemma Blood Rage
  08/29/25
two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just t...
Metal Orchestra Pit Toilet Seat
  08/29/25
The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a &quo...
crystalline fragrant ladyboy black woman
  08/29/25
LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack...
ruby balding business firm quadroon
  08/29/25
So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a on...
flatulent circlehead
  08/29/25
"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per...
infuriating lettuce round eye
  08/29/25
The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play ...
180 university
  08/29/25
, he lisped.
flatulent circlehead
  08/29/25
lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the...
Cracking drab state potus
  08/29/25
Knew about this three days ago but no one responded https:...
mint sickened place of business giraffe
  08/29/25
I responded in under one hour
infuriating lettuce round eye
  08/29/25
this is so fucking stupid worse than luka
passionate ape
  08/29/25
Micah's back is shot lol. https://x.com/AdamSchefter/stat...
flatulent circlehead
  09/01/25
xo jerry wins again
Metal Orchestra Pit Toilet Seat
  09/01/25
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flatulent circlehead
  09/01/25
the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling bac...
Metal Orchestra Pit Toilet Seat
  09/01/25
It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pai...
flatulent circlehead
  09/01/25
Lolololol
Buff zippy half-breed immigrant
  09/01/25
Obviously not ideal Packers had to have known about this...
infuriating lettuce round eye
  09/01/25
?
crystalline fragrant ladyboy black woman
  09/12/25
Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early...
aqua death wish
  09/01/25
Fuck you
infuriating lettuce round eye
  09/01/25
I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this an...
flatulent circlehead
  09/12/25
"shouldn't've" you mean?
crystalline fragrant ladyboy black woman
  09/12/25
Yes
flatulent circlehead
  09/12/25
ty for your honesty
crystalline fragrant ladyboy black woman
  09/12/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A
crystalline fragrant ladyboy black woman
  09/12/25
parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere
shimmering party of the first part azn
  09/12/25


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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: shimmering party of the first part azn



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Racy address patrolman

lol @ the cowboys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49219931)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: shimmering party of the first part azn



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: passionate ape



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Violet trump supporter

that's it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49219933)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: shimmering party of the first part azn

pack is paying him $47 million per year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49219935)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: Appetizing Reading Party Box Office

and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few months and he's in decline (only one sack last year).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49219964)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Violet trump supporter

1 sack doesnt sound good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49219972)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: flatulent circlehead

Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49221767)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:00 PM
Author: crystalline fragrant ladyboy black woman

1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49221776)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: flatulent circlehead

Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parsons just stat pads against shitty teams in the recent Cowboy MO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49221849)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: crystalline fragrant ladyboy black woman

Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last season okay pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49221854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: flatulent circlehead

I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49221953)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: crystalline fragrant ladyboy black woman

Where are we on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49259308)



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Date: October 28th, 2025 8:09 AM
Author: lfo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49381541)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:20 PM
Author: infuriating lettuce round eye

Haha wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49219940)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: Buff zippy half-breed immigrant

Happy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49219948)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: infuriating lettuce round eye

I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its an enormous amount of capital.

Worth it if we win a SB while he's around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49219981)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:12 PM
Author: flatulent circlehead

Good move by the Boys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49220276)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:18 PM
Author: passionate ape

lol

why keep your best player when you could trade him for two crapshoot chances at another decent player later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49220292)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: flatulent circlehead

He costs more than he is worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49220305)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: passionate ape

what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro

their D sucks and just lost its best player. what’s the plan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49220311)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: Topaz alpha base

three fifths, ackshually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49220313)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: Amethyst Step-uncle's House National Security Agency

It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense. They weren't projected to compete this year (over/under at 8 wins) and committing $45m to Parsons probably would have trapped them in mediocrity for the next few seasons.

The Packers picks will probably be in the low 20's, and two of those may not feel like a great return for a guy as talented as Parsons, but combined with Dallas' own picks, it helps them reset a bit.

The Cowboys have $31m in dead money this year plus at least $16m in dead money for next year. Factor in the massive signing bonus to Dak Prescott and CeeDee Lamb, with Prescott on the wrong side of 30, and this may have felt like a poison pill move. Because giving Parsons the deal he got with Green Bay would have put them in cap hell for a good 5 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49220382)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:20 AM
Author: Lemon corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49220854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: emerald striped hyena

Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just another episode in a slow moving train wreck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49221253)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: blathering masturbator antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49228871)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: 180 university

Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael" is hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49220386)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:02 AM
Author: Metal Orchestra Pit Toilet Seat

im with xo jerry on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49220829)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: Lemon corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49220876)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:10 AM
Author: Titillating Dilemma Blood Rage

Its interesting because:

1. The argument for the Packers is that he's a truly elite player, and they don't have too many of those, so you just have to pay them.

2. Argument for Dallas is on a salary cap team, can you really afford to pay him 20% more than the largest defensive contract ever plus give up 2 first round picks and a good player? Is he really that good.

I think the trade is probably a win for the Packers because it seems like the NFL salary cap is sort of made up and doesn't matter...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49220839)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:25 AM
Author: Metal Orchestra Pit Toilet Seat

two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just trying to bash jerry jones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49220859)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: crystalline fragrant ladyboy black woman

The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a "four year deal" is really only affects you Year One, because everything in the future is massively inflated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49221251)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:46 AM
Author: ruby balding business firm quadroon

LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack, but they’re still the gayest franchise in sports. Literally tried to ban a play because they couldn’t stop it. This just makes them less gay on D but they won’t escape their cowardly ways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49221238)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: flatulent circlehead

So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a one dimensional pass rusher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49221432)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: infuriating lettuce round eye

"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research."

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/when-will-micah-parsons-contract-saga-with-cowboys-end-clock-is-ticking-if-all-pro-is-to-play-vs-eagles/

I don't think I care how "one dimensional" he is if he has that big an impact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49221732)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:48 AM
Author: 180 university

The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research.

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/cowboys-jerry-jones-prioritizes-ego-by-trading-generational-talent-micah-parsons-to-packers/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49221745)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: flatulent circlehead

, he lisped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49223039)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: Cracking drab state potus

lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the payroll.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49221917)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: mint sickened place of business giraffe

Knew about this three days ago but no one responded

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766225&mc=3&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49222517)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 6:42 PM
Author: infuriating lettuce round eye

I responded in under one hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49222736)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: passionate ape

this is so fucking stupid worse than luka

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49223051)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: flatulent circlehead

Micah's back is shot lol.

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1962579612266799331?t=scFtynoii1OPgyPPMW1ZVQ&s=19

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49228685)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Metal Orchestra Pit Toilet Seat

xo jerry wins again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49228692)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: flatulent circlehead



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Metal Orchestra Pit Toilet Seat

the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling back pain is absurd. matt stafford is gonna get benched and xo jimmy g is gonna have to take over this season.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49228706)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: flatulent circlehead

It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pains as apart of beating the shit out of each other for a living. I used to have back pain when I played contact sports and it totally went away after I moved on to lawyering full time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49229109)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: Buff zippy half-breed immigrant

Lolololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49228851)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: infuriating lettuce round eye

Obviously not ideal

Packers had to have known about this though, there are physicals involved in trades and I'm pretty sure undisclosed issues are grounds to invalidate a trade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49228922)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: crystalline fragrant ladyboy black woman

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49259310)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: aqua death wish

Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early in the season and packers traded 2 firsts for a crippling financial loss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49228735)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: infuriating lettuce round eye

Fuck you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49229153)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: flatulent circlehead

I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this and I am wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49259344)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: crystalline fragrant ladyboy black woman

"shouldn't've" you mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49259448)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: flatulent circlehead

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49259689)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: crystalline fragrant ladyboy black woman

ty for your honesty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49259833)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: crystalline fragrant ladyboy black woman

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49259608)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: shimmering party of the first part azn

parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49259839)