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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:21 PM Author: Shivering heady sandwich Met some of her friends from irl, went to some party, she showed up, we fucked in her hotel. This was in New Orleans. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id.#49328935) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:30 PM Author: Shivering heady sandwich They were at a bar. I was trying to fuck one of them, didn't know they knew her. No, it was during the summer bc I remember sweating my ass off. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id.#49328954) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:34 PM Author: olive french masturbator So you got shot down at the bar but you still got invited to go with them a party that was elite enough that 1996 Alicia Silverstone showed up to it later looking for random college dick.
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:36 PM Author: Shivering heady sandwich I was making progress, which is why I got invited to the party. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id.#49328971) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:41 PM Author: Shivering heady sandwich It was some shit she was doing with her friends...life is weird. I've also been turned down by fat 3s. You just never know. That's why you always keep your pubes presentable. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id.#49328990) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:44 PM Author: olive french masturbator Alicia must have wanted it bad from you if she brought you back to her hotel.
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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:57 PM Author: Shivering heady sandwich You not believing it really fucks up my day, brochacho. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id.#49329306) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:11 PM Author: Supple University Scourge Upon The Earth I think you jumped the shark when you tried to pass off AS as her at 19 (her absolute prime when she could get pretty much any celeb male, athlete, politician, etc.). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id.#49329372) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:14 PM Author: narrow-minded famous landscape painting casino life is random sometimes though.
this could well be a lie, but i choose to believe that it's real based on the details he provided. i've been called out a few times for lying about shit that is definitely true. people shouldn't be so quick to do that bc it makes poasters reluctant to bother sharing stories.
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:24 PM Author: Vigorous shitlib cuck The most fun part of flame threads like this is when they get blown out of the water (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id.#49329431) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:24 PM Author: narrow-minded famous landscape painting casino if the thread is flame, i expect OP will pop up in a few hours or tomorrow and tell us.
until that happens, this is a true story.
people are quick to call out people who live IRL as making shit up. a good example of this is consuela, who apparently thinks i made up all my drugging, whoring, going to jail, left my wife for a mistress then reconciled, etc stories because he always calls me "kooky" and "zany" (obviously implying that i just made everything up). the fact is that he's a shutin dork and can't imagine some guy going out to a bar, buying coke and picking up some chick and fucking her so anyone claiming to have done something like that must be totally fabricating it for attention.
claiming to have fucked a celebrity is on a different level, yes, but things like that do happen. |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:28 PM Author: Vigorous shitlib cuck You gotta keep your posts more concise man, no one reads half these screeds and you come off looking really stupid. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id.#49329456) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:29 PM Author: narrow-minded famous landscape painting casino (((consuela))) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id.#49329464) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:32 PM Author: Vigorous shitlib cuck Nice edit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id.#49329481) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:32 PM Author: narrow-minded famous landscape painting casino fuck my ass (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id.#49329483) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:16 PM Author: Shivering heady sandwich I guess she was just having fun and wanted to get laid. Who knows. It's not like we stayed in touch or she flew me to LA or some shit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id.#49329397) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:29 PM Author: Supple University Scourge Upon The Earth You needed to pick some celeb who was crazier or less uptight. Maybe Courtney Love or something would be believable. If you wanted to do an 18-19 year old celeb Amanda Bynes would have been a better claim. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id.#49329465) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:31 PM Author: Insane Base Pozpig He's admitting that he's 48 now and making that kind of shit up. Would a 48-year-old really need to create those fake stories at this point in life? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id.#49329473) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:32 PM Author: Shivering heady sandwich Courtney Love? I wasn't fucking chicks when I was 7. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id.#49329482) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:45 PM Author: Supple University Scourge Upon The Earth Look, this is your flame. The world is your oyster. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id.#49329576) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:06 PM Author: Comical lilac jewess library (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id.#49330016) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:51 PM Author: Excitant Sneaky Criminal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id.#49330491) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:02 PM Author: Excitant Sneaky Criminal Liar! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id.#49330528) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:00 PM Author: Excitant Sneaky Criminal Liar! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id.#49330522) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:27 PM Author: Motley learning disabled french chef box office When Lindsay Lohan's list of sexual partners got released, about 90% were fellow celebs. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id.#49329452) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:31 PM Author: Vigorous shitlib cuck Really, no anon future-extremely-online-lawyers?!? I don’t buy it bro. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id.#49329475) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:32 PM Author: Supple University Scourge Upon The Earth tcr, and the 10% didn't really include randoms - it was still people around her. Prime AS isn't going to party with a few gfs. She is going with a whole celeb crew. She isn't going to be lonely and grabbing some random guy at a bar. She has several guys around her that are at her level that will happily take her to their suite.
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:33 PM Author: Shivering heady sandwich I didn't have a suite. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id.#49329484) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:34 PM Author: Supple University Scourge Upon The Earth See, another mistake. Should have said you came from a super rich family which is why you were in the same hotel as her and were balling out of control enough that she thought you were a big deal or something. Not "I'm so cool, I had such mad rizz I got AS in her prime while being nobody" is just stupid. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id.#49329491) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:38 PM Author: Shivering heady sandwich But that's what happened. I don't think mad rizz, whatever the fuck that is, had anything to do with it. Right place, right time. Don't be a pissy little bitch about it, man. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id.#49329520) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:39 PM Author: Supple University Scourge Upon The Earth You fucked up this flame. Like don't get me wrong, I fucked Jessica Alba when she was 18, Britney Spears (she goes by Brit to her friends), etc. also totally by accident but I still don't believe you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id.#49329529) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:40 PM Author: Shivering heady sandwich Ok (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id.#49329535) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:41 PM Author: Vigorous shitlib cuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id.#49329543) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:50 PM Author: Excitant Sneaky Criminal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id.#49330488) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:02 PM Author: Excitant Sneaky Criminal Liar! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id.#49330530) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:59 PM Author: Excitant Sneaky Criminal Liar! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id.#49330521) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:35 PM Author: coiffed brilliant locus *guy who has posted here for 12 years* Oh yeah did i ever tell you about this one time... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id.#49329500) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:35 PM Author: Sexy Cruise Ship Messiness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id.#49329502) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:38 PM Author: Vigorous shitlib cuck Is this guy a known poster? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id.#49329522) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:39 PM Author: Shivering heady sandwich 21 actually. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id.#49329523) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 4:54 PM Author: trip background story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id.#49329979) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:40 PM Author: Supple University Scourge Upon The Earth anyway, gotta go (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id.#49329532) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:44 PM Author: cobalt big people who are hurt no one has ever had sex afaict (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id.#49329561) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 3:57 PM Author: Aphrodisiac indirect expression (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id.#49329801) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 3:04 PM Author: Transparent halford faggotry she still thinks about u wistfully, probably (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id.#49329640) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 3:12 PM Author: Mint flatulent elastic band internal respiration to die between her thighs would be a heavenly way to die (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id.#49329665) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 3:56 PM Author: emerald provocative church You're old as fuck. Are most poasters here 50+? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id.#49329798) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 4:15 PM Author: Shivering heady sandwich My boy OldHLSDood is old as fuck.
I'm just old, ty. |
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Date: October 7th, 2025 5:26 AM Author: Indecent puce garrison OldHLSDood is esteemed. You're old as fuck. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id.#49331136) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 4:00 PM Author: sickened curious athletic conference posts at xoxo for several years just remembers this story and thinks it might be interesting to the crowd |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 4:40 PM Author: Aphrodisiac indirect expression http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329500 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id.#49329936) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 4:55 PM Author: trip background story be nice seals are endangered we should accommodate the ones who managed to survive despite brutal injuries (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id.#49329981) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 6:01 PM Author: sickened curious athletic conference now i know how tribe felt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id.#49330128) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 6:09 PM Author: translucent yarmulke Once a thread is past 30 posts expecting anyone to read them all before posting fails the reasonable person standard. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id.#49330153) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:50 PM Author: Vivacious soggy blood rage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id.#49330489) |
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Date: August 15th, 2026 8:58 AM Author: \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ Misspelled 3 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id.#50069334) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:58 PM Author: Appetizing low-t deer antler locale i believe this, had a similar encounter with a b-grade (but cute) actress (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id.#49330125) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 6:07 PM Author: translucent yarmulke No you didn’t. And even if you did that is retarded nigger logic. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id.#49330146) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:01 PM Author: Excitant Sneaky Criminal 你這個騙子 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id.#49330525) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 6:14 PM Author: Autistic passionate mad cow disease If this were true your moniker for the past twenty years would have been “HEY GUYS DID YOU KNOW I FUCKED TEENAGE PRIME ALICIA SILVERSTONE IN NEW ORLEANS IN 1996 SIGNED [YOUR FULL NAME and SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER]” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id.#49330165) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 7:45 PM Author: Shivering heady sandwich My moniker has changed frequently (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id.#49330339) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:01 PM Author: Excitant Sneaky Criminal 你這個騙子 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id.#49330527) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:57 PM Author: maize queen of the night friendly grandma There was a known transexual impersonator who used to troll bars and claim to be her. Sometimes would take guys home. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id.#49330514) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:04 PM Author: Soul-stirring slimy ceo pit nigs are so stupid it's unreal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id.#49330533) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:05 PM Author: chestnut stubborn brunch 180! Can confirm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id.#49330535) |
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Date: October 7th, 2025 5:02 AM Author: Sexy Cruise Ship Messiness pics? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id.#49331124) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 10:27 PM Author: flushed adventurous indian lodge I didn't do this, but I did make out w Esther Povitsky. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id.#49330758) |
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Date: October 7th, 2025 5:30 PM Author: Lake school cafeteria Who the fuck is that, some jewess cyborg they made in a lab? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id.#49332542) |
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Date: October 7th, 2025 5:47 AM Author: Pearly parlour I haven’t read the whole thread. Have you described the sex yet? If not please DESCRIBE it (positions, sounds etc.) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id.#49331141) |
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Date: October 7th, 2025 5:21 PM Author: Insane Base Pozpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id.#49332522) |
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Date: October 7th, 2025 5:40 PM Author: Fragrant plum bawdyhouse love of her life Haven’t read this thread, but definitely recall reading my sisters SEVENTEEN magazine and Alicia confessing that she peed the bed until she was like 12 (earning the nickname Pee-sha) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id.#49332561) |
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Date: October 11th, 2025 4:46 PM Author: Multi-colored church building I want to believe
But the idea that we're 22+ years into a 24/7 bull session and you're only just now telling us this is extremely hard to accept.
If I had fucked a prime Alicia Silverstone I wouldn't be discreet about it at all. Like what, you didn't mention this sooner because you're embarrassed about it or something? |
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Date: August 15th, 2026 9:24 AM Author: cowgod OP is Gen X lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2...id.#50069362) |