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Maduro indictment has an error in the first paragraph

https://x.com/eshalegal/status/2007740157034955068?s=46
fragrant half-breed
  01/05/26
they mean "conspire to facilitate the importation of&qu...
Irradiated Idiot Property
  01/05/26
this is believable because quality standards really are supe...
Irradiated Idiot Property
  01/05/26
uhhh, yeah i guess. it says import into. "export to&quo...
Bronze Menage Cuckold
  01/05/26
Verbs don't matter that much in criminal indictments?
Irradiated Idiot Property
  01/05/26
what's the material error in that phrase? under the rule of ...
Bronze Menage Cuckold
  01/05/26
I'd make them prove the charges. Isn't that a criminal defen...
Irradiated Idiot Property
  01/05/26
Prosecutor: How much cocaine? Hegseth: Tons of fucking coca...
fragrant half-breed
  01/05/26
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fragrant half-breed
  01/06/26
They don't even specify whether it was imperial or metric to...
Irradiated Idiot Property
  01/06/26
Tons of blow
fragrant half-breed
  01/06/26
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razzle jap
  01/06/26
After reading it again it could be taken to mean Maduro corr...
Irradiated Idiot Property
  01/05/26
"About this account ... Connected via India Android App...
Mind-boggling pea-brained ratface theatre
  01/06/26
h1b indians would never make this mistake
dashing gaming laptop
  01/06/26
this should be a movie where the plucky young associate who ...
Swashbuckling new version plaza
  01/06/26
Do cons still think this doesn't matter?
Irradiated Idiot Property
  01/06/26
the US does not have jurisdiction over other country's expor...
Passionate deer antler public bath
  01/06/26
(JD, Fordham University)
Irradiated Idiot Property
  01/06/26
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Smoky native mad-dog skullcap
  01/06/26
succesfully defending a smuggling charge b/c boat was exactl...
Swashbuckling new version plaza
  01/06/26
gunnerattt canon of construction: assume the court has juris...
Irradiated Idiot Property
  01/06/26
it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from vene...
Passionate deer antler public bath
  01/06/26
Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM Author: dick cheney's force...
Irradiated Idiot Property
  01/06/26
well if NSAM and a bunch of pumos disagree i guess im wrong....
Passionate deer antler public bath
  01/06/26
Lmao
fragrant half-breed
  01/06/26
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obsidian reading party preventive strike
  01/06/26
This is the absolute worst legal take I've ever seen.
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  01/06/26
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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:00 PM
Author: fragrant half-breed

https://x.com/eshalegal/status/2007740157034955068?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...id.#49565003)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: Irradiated Idiot Property

they mean "conspire to facilitate the importation of"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...id.#49565021)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:03 PM
Author: Irradiated Idiot Property

this is believable because quality standards really are super low in NYC:

https://x.com/eshaLegal/status/2007741617650991604?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...id.#49565008)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:12 PM
Author: Bronze Menage Cuckold

uhhh, yeah i guess. it says import into. "export to" would have been better. but that's not much of an error.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...id.#49565020)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: Irradiated Idiot Property

Verbs don't matter that much in criminal indictments?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...id.#49565022)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: Bronze Menage Cuckold

what's the material error in that phrase? under the rule of leniency would you dismiss the charges?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...id.#49565024)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: Irradiated Idiot Property

I'd make them prove the charges. Isn't that a criminal defense attorney's jerb?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...id.#49565025)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:29 PM
Author: fragrant half-breed

Prosecutor: How much cocaine?

Hegseth: Tons of fucking cocaine, bro.

Prosecutor: okay…also I think this should be export here

Hegseth: Import deez nuts into your mouth!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...id.#49565048)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:42 PM
Author: fragrant half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...id.#49566633)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:58 PM
Author: Irradiated Idiot Property

They don't even specify whether it was imperial or metric tons, nor do we know the purity. What if the bulk of the weight was from corn starch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...id.#49566680)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: fragrant half-breed

Tons of blow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...id.#49566714)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 2:47 PM
Author: razzle jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...id.#49566959)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 7:03 PM
Author: Irradiated Idiot Property

After reading it again it could be taken to mean Maduro corrupted once great US businesses and induced them to import cocaine. It doesn't say Maduro himself was at the dock unloading cargo containers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...id.#49565140)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:45 PM
Author: Mind-boggling pea-brained ratface theatre

"About this account ... Connected via India Android App"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...id.#49566641)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:46 PM
Author: dashing gaming laptop

h1b indians would never make this mistake

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...id.#49566643)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:50 PM
Author: Swashbuckling new version plaza

this should be a movie where the plucky young associate who isn't taken seriously by stodgy old partners cracks the case in a dark room while the computer screen is reflected back on her face (female ofc, attractive but not threateningly so and impeccably well dressed in expensive brands)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...id.#49566656)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:55 PM
Author: Irradiated Idiot Property

Do cons still think this doesn't matter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...id.#49566669)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:56 PM
Author: Passionate deer antler public bath

the US does not have jurisdiction over other country's exporting. it does have jurisdiction over what is imported here. that's why it's framed this way. but ljl at the midwit pedants trying to rip it apart what would have been a nitpick anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...id.#49566675)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:59 PM
Author: Irradiated Idiot Property

(JD, Fordham University)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...id.#49566684)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Smoky native mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...id.#49566729)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: Swashbuckling new version plaza

succesfully defending a smuggling charge b/c boat was exactly 1/2 way between the countries and therefore neither "exporting" nor "importing"

this is exactly the kind of thing I thought lawyers did as a 0L fwiw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...id.#49566689)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:01 PM
Author: Irradiated Idiot Property

gunnerattt canon of construction: assume the court has jurisdiction and interpret the charges in that light.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...id.#49566694)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: Passionate deer antler public bath

it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from venezuela because our criminal code doesn't address what other country's may export.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...id.#49566734)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: Irradiated Idiot Property

Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM

Author: dick cheney's force ghost nodding at trump (gunneratttt)

it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from venezuela because our criminal code doesn't address what other country's may export.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566734)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...id.#49566736)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: Passionate deer antler public bath

well if NSAM and a bunch of pumos disagree i guess im wrong. id love to see a statute or case where someone has been punished for what the exported from a country rather than importing to the US.

does this mean the US can also prosecuture maduro for exporting things from venezuela that are illegal in the US to counties where they are legal?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...id.#49566748)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:11 PM
Author: fragrant half-breed

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...id.#49566716)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: obsidian reading party preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...id.#49566722)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Federal Brunch Lettuce

This is the absolute worst legal take I've ever seen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...id.#49566732)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: Bronze Menage Cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...id.#49566761)