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Can u handle this BBW USC MBA student who copped a 7 fig trapeze settlement?

HONK HONK! https://www.marshall.usc.edu/people/jill-johns...
Appetizing Laser Beams
  01/13/26
https://www.marshall.usc.edu/personnel/joseph-priester
Umber parlour telephone
  01/13/26
At the time of the accident, Johnson was 33 years old and we...
Umber parlour telephone
  01/13/26
lmao, that's a critical detail. I was envisioning some fat ...
bearded nubile sanctuary
  01/13/26
...
Umber parlour telephone
  01/13/26
same. 340 lbs is like two people.
Know-it-all passionate stag film generalized bond
  01/13/26
he was a professor of marketing
carmine roast beef chapel
  01/13/26
To die in this sordid way, quartered like some low thief. ...
French snowy bawdyhouse
  01/13/26
Thats only 2 mochas frapp per day
Histrionic Insanely Creepy Business Firm Candlestick Maker
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exciting clear institution
  01/13/26
the problem with modern feminized jewified society is that t...
bearded wrinkle hunting ground
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Umber parlour telephone
  01/13/26
They don't rally explain the injury. Ahe compound fractured ...
domesticated autistic brunch rigpig
  01/13/26
fat greedy retards like this (and the plaintiffs’ lawy...
Vivacious milk
  01/13/26
Rate the all LOLoyla legal team for the BBW https://www...
Appetizing Laser Beams
  01/13/26
sheri chosen to do a demo of the trapeze for the jury by the...
Umber parlour telephone
  01/13/26
Kabateck is the real deal. but i guess he isn't on this case...
vermilion motley becky circlehead
  01/13/26
Kabateck & Karlstack LLP
Umber parlour telephone
  01/13/26
...
exciting clear institution
  01/13/26
i'm normally skeptical of these suits, but it's kind of hard...
amethyst demanding chad set
  01/13/26
maybe you've landed on something
Umber parlour telephone
  01/13/26
irl let’s see what unfolds
Appetizing Laser Beams
  01/13/26
or, in this case, folds-- i.e., her tibia
Splenetic Outnumbered Heaven
  01/13/26
U to your Bumble date: “You are in great shape, and th...
infuriating orchestra pit
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Appetizing Laser Beams
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Umber parlour telephone
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exciting clear institution
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Splenetic Outnumbered Heaven
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Irradiated medicated property
  01/13/26
(shallow hal)
bearded wrinkle hunting ground
  01/13/26
https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/853/570/842...
French snowy bawdyhouse
  01/13/26
...
Citrine Big Idiot Point
  06/11/26
non-M7 MBAs are a total clownshow
Swollen chestnut resort deer antler
  01/13/26
USC MBAs DOMINATE the newport beach rooftop scene
Umber parlour telephone
  01/13/26
*Santa Monica trapeze scene
French snowy bawdyhouse
  01/13/26
...
Umber parlour telephone
  01/13/26
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infuriating orchestra pit
  01/13/26
Regardless of what the prof told the bitch, women have no ag...
cracking learning disabled regret
  01/13/26
the professor looks just like u imagine https://www.marshall...
cracking learning disabled regret
  01/13/26
ghastly
exciting clear institution
  01/13/26
i poasted this pic 5 hrs ago, asshole
Umber parlour telephone
  01/13/26
ljl at paying $80k whatever a year tuiton for a furking MBA ...
cracking learning disabled regret
  01/13/26
imagine a person in China reading this news story. how do yo...
bearded wrinkle hunting ground
  01/13/26
...
Umber parlour telephone
  01/13/26
in a REAL country -- like the US in the 1990s -- the video o...
Splenetic Outnumbered Heaven
  01/13/26
i like how, in her telling, she absolutely nailed the perfor...
Vivacious milk
  01/13/26
a typical 340 lb woman can't hang from a bar for really any ...
amethyst demanding chad set
  01/13/26
best exit out of that MBA program in its history
Floppy indigo shitlib
  01/13/26
she aced orthopedic catastrophic injury.
Vivacious milk
  01/13/26


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Date: January 13th, 2026 9:37 AM
Author: Appetizing Laser Beams

HONK HONK!

https://www.marshall.usc.edu/people/jill-johnson

https://mynewsla.com/business/2026/01/10/usc-to-pay-nearly-2-million-to-mba-student-injured-in-trapeze-exercise/

Johnson told the professor she was concerned about the school’s weight limit and whether she would be able to participate, but he replied, “You are in great shape, and the weight will not be an issue,” the suit stated.

Priester knew that Johnson exceeded the 205-pound weight limit, but still encouraged her to participate, the suit stated.

During the second of two exercises, Johnson swung forward, then back, then forward again and tucked her legs and landed on the net after completing the back flip, but she felt one leg crumple beneath her, could not stand and saw blood pouring out of her leg, according to the suit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...id.#49585697)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 9:42 AM
Author: Umber parlour telephone

https://www.marshall.usc.edu/personnel/joseph-priester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...id.#49585701)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 9:47 AM
Author: Umber parlour telephone

At the time of the accident, Johnson was 33 years old and weighed about 340 pounds.

https://mynewsla.com/crime/2025/08/03/usc-professor-cant-escape-former-mba-students-trapeze-injury-suit/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...id.#49585707)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 10:22 AM
Author: bearded nubile sanctuary

lmao, that's a critical detail. I was envisioning some fat fuck who was 210 pounds and only technically over the weight limit. This prof really told some 340 pound whale she was in great shape and to go for it? She must be eating 3500 calories a day to maintain that mass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...id.#49585774)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 10:30 AM
Author: Umber parlour telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...id.#49585783)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: Know-it-all passionate stag film generalized bond

same. 340 lbs is like two people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...id.#49586373)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 1:45 PM
Author: carmine roast beef chapel

he was a professor of marketing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...id.#49586395)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:33 PM
Author: French snowy bawdyhouse

To die in this sordid way, quartered like some low thief.

Shame!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...id.#49586504)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:06 PM
Author: Histrionic Insanely Creepy Business Firm Candlestick Maker

Thats only 2 mochas frapp per day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...id.#49586432)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:42 PM
Author: exciting clear institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...id.#49586531)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 3:19 PM
Author: bearded wrinkle hunting ground

the problem with modern feminized jewified society is that there is no other response to when a 340 lbs woman asks you if she is good to participate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...id.#49586631)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 3:22 PM
Author: Umber parlour telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...id.#49586641)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 9:52 AM
Author: domesticated autistic brunch rigpig

They don't rally explain the injury. Ahe compound fractured her leg?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...id.#49585714)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 9:57 AM
Author: Vivacious milk

fat greedy retards like this (and the plaintiffs’ lawyers who enable them) are the reason the entire country is a soulless, foam-padded, guardrailed daycare.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...id.#49585724)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 1:21 PM
Author: Appetizing Laser Beams

Rate the all LOLoyla legal team for the BBW

https://www.kbklawyers.com/results/shant-a-karnikian/

https://www.kbklawyers.com/results/stephanie-charlin/

https://www.kbklawyers.com/results/sheri-lalehzarian/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...id.#49586342)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: Umber parlour telephone

sheri chosen to do a demo of the trapeze for the jury by their accident reconstruction expert

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...id.#49586365)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: vermilion motley becky circlehead

Kabateck is the real deal. but i guess he isn't on this case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...id.#49586371)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 1:55 PM
Author: Umber parlour telephone

Kabateck & Karlstack LLP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...id.#49586411)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:41 PM
Author: exciting clear institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...id.#49586530)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: amethyst demanding chad set

i'm normally skeptical of these suits, but it's kind of hard to see why anyone would encourage a 340 lb woman to do trapeze except out of a morbid desire to see a gruesome accident

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...id.#49586405)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 1:55 PM
Author: Umber parlour telephone

maybe you've landed on something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...id.#49586413)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:30 PM
Author: Appetizing Laser Beams

irl let’s see what unfolds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...id.#49586485)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:46 PM
Author: Splenetic Outnumbered Heaven

or, in this case, folds-- i.e., her tibia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...id.#49586540)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: infuriating orchestra pit

U to your Bumble date: “You are in great shape, and the weight will not be an issue”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...id.#49586406)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:08 PM
Author: Appetizing Laser Beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...id.#49586435)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:08 PM
Author: Umber parlour telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...id.#49586436)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:41 PM
Author: exciting clear institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...id.#49586528)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:47 PM
Author: Splenetic Outnumbered Heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...id.#49586542)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: Irradiated medicated property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...id.#49586618)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 3:19 PM
Author: bearded wrinkle hunting ground

(shallow hal)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...id.#49586632)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 3:20 PM
Author: French snowy bawdyhouse

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/853/570/842.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...id.#49586635)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 11:00 AM
Author: Citrine Big Idiot Point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...id.#49930381)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:32 PM
Author: Swollen chestnut resort deer antler

non-M7 MBAs are a total clownshow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...id.#49586495)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:34 PM
Author: Umber parlour telephone

USC MBAs DOMINATE the newport beach rooftop scene

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...id.#49586507)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:36 PM
Author: French snowy bawdyhouse

*Santa Monica trapeze scene

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...id.#49586512)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:37 PM
Author: Umber parlour telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...id.#49586513)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 3:24 PM
Author: infuriating orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...id.#49586645)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:41 PM
Author: cracking learning disabled regret

Regardless of what the prof told the bitch, women have no agency so even at 340 pounds there's no way they cld make the independent decision that maybe its not a good idea to bounce off a trapaze with a 205 pound weight limit. the Patriarchy and rapant SEXISM in the trapeze industry precludes them from doing this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...id.#49586526)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:41 PM
Author: cracking learning disabled regret

the professor looks just like u imagine https://www.marshall.usc.edu/personnel/joseph-priester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...id.#49586529)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:42 PM
Author: exciting clear institution

ghastly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...id.#49586534)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:50 PM
Author: Umber parlour telephone

i poasted this pic 5 hrs ago, asshole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...id.#49586551)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:43 PM
Author: cracking learning disabled regret

ljl at paying $80k whatever a year tuiton for a furking MBA and the school requiring a trapeze performance, US education system is so furking clown

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...id.#49586535)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 3:21 PM
Author: bearded wrinkle hunting ground

imagine a person in China reading this news story. how do you say "so much to unpack" in Chinese?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...id.#49586639)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 3:22 PM
Author: Umber parlour telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...id.#49586643)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:48 PM
Author: Splenetic Outnumbered Heaven

in a REAL country -- like the US in the 1990s -- the video of this would have shown up on America's Funniest Home Videos. A literal laugh riot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...id.#49586546)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 4:24 PM
Author: Vivacious milk

i like how, in her telling, she absolutely nailed the performance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...id.#49586805)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: amethyst demanding chad set

a typical 340 lb woman can't hang from a bar for really any time at all so i'm unsure what the exercise was

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...id.#49587357)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 6:30 PM
Author: Floppy indigo shitlib

best exit out of that MBA program in its history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...id.#49587066)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 6:35 PM
Author: Vivacious milk

she aced orthopedic catastrophic injury.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...id.#49587079)