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Hypo: 2 minute drill as QB for the Browns vs. Ohio State. Can you get a TD?
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Date: February 18th, 2026 10:18 AM Author: Nazca Redlines Hypothetically, the Cleveland Browns and Ohio State Buckeyes have overlapping bye weeks in late October. Amazon offers each team $10M to play a game, with an extra $25M split among the players and coaches on the winning team. And the NFL and CFP committee say the game will count for making the playoffs and seeding. Each team is highly motivated to win.
Amazon puts in place two unusual tweaks to make the game more fair and exciting:
(1) OSU is spotted 24 points. So, the game starts with a 24-0 OSU lead.
(2) A randomly selected middle-aged, desk-bound lawyer must play QB for the Browns for any snap taken with less than 5 minutes in either half and in overtime. During that time, any Browns snap must go to said lawyer (other than FGs, extra points, and punts--no fakes allowed). And no Browns forward pass is allowed, unless it's thrown by or to that lawyer (Philly Special is OK).
You are selected as that middle-aged, desk-bound lawyer. You have one week to practice with the team.
Rules (clock running, what counts as a catch, etc.) are NFL rules.
Near the end of the first half, the Browns get the ball near midfield for one possession. You hand the ball off 3 times and the Browns kick a field goal. NBD.
Near the end of the second half, OSU scores to go up by 5. The Browns return the kick off to the 20. You head onto the field with 2:15 on the clock. The Browns have 2 times out left.
Will you be able to lead the Browns to a TD and win the game? |
Date: February 18th, 2026 10:21 AM Author: potluck I’m leaning towards yes but this hypo is a little premature before we see who they take in the draft and FA this year. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5835943&forum_id=2...id.#49677581) |
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Date: February 18th, 2026 10:26 AM Author: Nazca Redlines LJL
Are you throwing the ball at all on the drive? More than 5 yards down field? |
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Date: February 18th, 2026 10:24 AM Author: modernity i can't, my back. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5835943&forum_id=2...id.#49677585) |
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Date: February 18th, 2026 10:27 AM Author: Nazca Redlines You need to put the team on your back, friend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5835943&forum_id=2...id.#49677588) |
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Date: February 18th, 2026 10:36 AM Author: Like Clavicular but maxing annoying screeds (gunneratttt) a college team would never be able to score on an nfl team. since your hypo has that happening it's really hard to answer this.
all any middle adged lawyer (and 99.9% of people including other athletes) could do is hand off the ball. an nfl oline and rb would decimate a college team even without a qb. so, yes, "i" could score in a two minute drill by handing off the ball and staying out of the way. |
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Date: February 18th, 2026 10:49 AM Author: Nazca Redlines Disagree on all counts. OSU has some great athletes. On offense, they'll have a reasonable shot at some combination of getting into field goal range, getting a turn over in Browns territory, hitting a big/explosive play. They'll find ways to score a few points.
On defense, OSU could slow down the Cleveland run game if they put 9 guys in the box. And are you really going 80 yards in 2 minutes without attempting a pass to keep them honest?
Finally, I could definitely complete some passes down the field, especially against single coverage. |
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Date: February 18th, 2026 11:27 AM Author: Like Clavicular but maxing annoying screeds (gunneratttt) nah ding. even amazing college teams like osu last year wind up with 14 players drafted, most of which are midrounders that won't see significant play in the nfl. any nfl dline would demolish a colleges. it would be nothing but sacks and ints.
i do think you specifically could make some tight passes in aingle coverage once they notice you're handing the ball off every down. but thats only because you're one of those rare 0.01% balding lolyers that could make it in pro sports under the right conditions. |
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Date: February 18th, 2026 11:43 AM Author: Nazca Redlines After all, I did play a little ball in college. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5835943&forum_id=2...id.#49677829) |
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Date: February 18th, 2026 10:40 AM Author: Clavicular I’m at least better than Shedeur sanders so obviously yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5835943&forum_id=2...id.#49677622) |
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Date: February 18th, 2026 10:50 AM Author: Nazca Redlines Don't tell me you're more athletic than this guy: https://www.instagram.com/rookwatch/p/DF1k_kJs9Bj/?img_index=3 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5835943&forum_id=2...id.#49677660) |
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Date: February 18th, 2026 11:53 AM Author: No Paye No Gain Can i play both ways to make sure they don’t score after I do? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5835943&forum_id=2...id.#49677864) |
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Date: February 18th, 2026 2:23 PM Author: Nazca Redlines Yeah, you'd definitely want to do that. Of course, ideally, you'd manage the drive so you score with no time on the clock so they don't get the ball back.
Assuming you carve them up and score too quickly, what position are you playing on D? Maybe a stand-up DE/OLB so you can rush the QB or drop back in coverage? You wouldn't want to waste any of your talents. |
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Date: February 19th, 2026 10:57 PM Author: No Paye No Gain free safety (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5835943&forum_id=2...id.#49681766) |
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Date: February 18th, 2026 2:29 PM Author: norwood ultra i'd throw perfect deep bombs and score quick, play edge on defense sack the tosu qb a few times and force a turnover, then score again. that would be my strategy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5835943&forum_id=2...id.#49678263) |
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Date: February 18th, 2026 2:45 PM Author: Nazca Redlines Poor form to score the second time and rub it in those kids' faces. We all get that you played a little ball in college, but you should just get a first down and take a knee. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5835943&forum_id=2...id.#49678302) |
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Date: February 18th, 2026 2:37 PM Author: the walter white of this generation (walt jr.) Yeah, the trenches alone win this one. Even a 5-star lineman just isn't ready for NFL size, strength, experience.
FAR more interesting question is what kind of exotic run-only formations you'd see. Could you require them to keep ANY degree of pass defense in place (it's not like you can't hit an nfl WR who's 25 yds downfield with no one within 10 yds of him), or is it more efficient to just give up the ghost and have the equivalent of a no-forward-pass rule in place? |
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Date: February 18th, 2026 2:50 PM Author: Nazca Redlines On defense, I think they need one corner on each side of field to have a chance at defending meekly lobbed balls in that direction.
You're right that the Browns' O line will dominate and control the line of scrimmage. But 6-8 yard runs while the clock keeps ticking aren't enough to win the game, especially if OSU can create traffic and get a few 1-3 yard runs in there that chew clock. I'm not saying the NFL team would need to convert 4th downs if they just run it. But running against a defense with 9 run defenders in the box will bleed the clock. |
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Date: February 20th, 2026 11:38 AM Author: the walter white of this generation (walt jr.) Making them devote 2 whole players to defend against the "passing game" seems like a huge fucking win. But I think you're probably right, especially when you really start to think about the superiority the nfl WRs are going to have on the tOSU secondary (in a hypo where they truly 99% ignore the passing threat, your looping retarded-duck throws are going to either get hauled in by some of the most athletic dudes on the planet, who will then be virtually guaranteed to go to the house given the lack of any secondary back to tackle them, or at the very least the WR will prevent an interception).
I think you're wildly underestimating what the browns' dominance up front would look like. You'd see the O-line move 5 yards upfield with zero defensive penetration on every play, Moses-style holes opening up that you could probably run through yourself for a 1st down if you wanted to (you don't, of course), if you ran a "pass play," basically infinity time in the pocket like it's 12-year-old backyard football (including when picking up blitzes). |
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Date: February 18th, 2026 2:45 PM Author: Wes Scantlin I’m doing 3 Aaron Rodgers end zone Hail Marys with zero huddle and going 3 and out. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5835943&forum_id=2...id.#49678301) |
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Date: February 18th, 2026 2:50 PM Author: Nazca Redlines You're punting the ball back to OSU with 1:50 on the clock? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5835943&forum_id=2...id.#49678311) |
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Date: February 19th, 2026 11:13 PM Author: Lab Diamond Dallas Trump This is a ridiculous hypo for many reasons
1) the college team is not going to score on the pro team. Anyone who thinks this is happening doesn't understand the size and skill gap for the lines
2) most xoxoers are not going to be able to take a snap or hand off the ball without fumbling on a consistent basis. And in addition to that, they'll regularly be in the wrong place, facing the wrong direction, trying to hand the ball to the wrong guy, etc
3) most xoxoers will be racking up penalties left and right
Botton line, I don't think a run-only offense where the ball has to go through an xoxoer on every play is going to do well. This assessment does not apply to pumos, who I'm sure will do great and even be able to punish the defense if they don't respect the pass. |
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Date: February 19th, 2026 11:45 PM Author: Nazca Redlines 1) Ohio State has explosive playmakers and will be able to hit a few plays and--at minimum--be able to get into FG range.
2) With a modicum of sense and athleticism, how hard is taking a snap? How can you be in the wrong place as the QB? How can you hand off the ball to the wrong guy? Even without the week of practice, just stand a few yards behind the center, catch a shotgun snap, and hand the ball off to the RB next to you.
3) What penalties? Take the snap and either hand it off or throw it to an uncovered receiver. It's that simple.
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Date: February 19th, 2026 11:57 PM Author: Paralegal Reza Pahlavi Taunting, personal fouls, etc. "HOW YOU LIKE THAT, YOU FUCKING NIGGER!?" *flag* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5835943&forum_id=2...id.#49681817) |
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Date: February 19th, 2026 11:59 PM Author: Lab Diamond Dallas Trump 1) lol
2) you know different plays have the backfield lining up in different places, running different paths, and even have different guys taking the handoff, right? and i'm sure all the xoxoers are gonna do just fine under pressure and not panic with a wall of 4000 lbs of roided out niggers coming at them
3) So nfl QBs who have been playing ball through high school, college, and now professionally and have 10s of thousands of hours of reps NEVER get penalties? lmao get the fuck outta here |
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Date: February 20th, 2026 11:23 AM Author: the walter white of this generation (walt jr.) These sports hypos bring out the jews more reliably than any other thread. Everyone here agrees that you're not throwing into anything but total non-coverage.
But then we have some faggy 5'9" northeastern hook-nosed semite show up and insist that you couldn't fucking take a snap and hand it off without shitting your football diaper and having a seizure in the backfield.
Jfc, this isn't like when your great-uncle moshe made his lolworthy escape attempt from aushwitz and got picked off with a round to the back of the head at 60 yard out by a laughing ss chad. |