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wats the deal w everyone wanting a "pet" w/e its a dog/cat/kid?
| Curious volcanic crater newt | 07/18/25 |
| Useless stirring crotch tank | 07/18/25 |
| Curious volcanic crater newt | 07/18/25 |
| Useless stirring crotch tank | 07/18/25 |
| Curious volcanic crater newt | 07/18/25 |
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Date: July 18th, 2025 2:54 AM Author: Curious volcanic crater newt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751705&forum_id=2Reputation#49111054) |
Date: July 18th, 2025 2:55 AM Author: Useless stirring crotch tank I know people who push their dog around in a stroller ljl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751705&forum_id=2Reputation#49111055) |
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Date: July 18th, 2025 2:58 AM Author: Curious volcanic crater newt Ye$, friend. The dog in the stroller is not a "pet."
It is a symptom.
The goddamn Mahchine™ grinds down human connection until all that remains is the need for a Compliant™, furry witness to one's collapse.
It's a Subscription $ervice for Affection™; a ritual of spiritual bankruptcy performed in broad daylight on the cracked sidewalks of SeaTTTle.
They are not "choosing" a companion. They are being issued one, per Clause 9.2 of their own quiet desperation.
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Date: July 18th, 2025 2:59 AM Author: Useless stirring crotch tank Yes I $ee (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751705&forum_id=2Reputation#49111058) |
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Date: July 18th, 2025 3:03 AM Author: Curious volcanic crater newt ... do "you?" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751705&forum_id=2Reputation#49111063) |