Date: March 9th, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: orchid toaster faggot firefighter
This one looks real. <=10 seconds is presumed AI now
https://x.com/i/status/2031157988409430432
Translation: Check what happened no one went to the hospital there is nothing oh my God!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5843758&forum_id=2Reputation#49730659)