Date: March 13th, 2026 12:17 AM Author: swashbuckling indian lodge
BREAKING REPORT: An Israel-US strike on former Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad (near his Tehran home) reportedly acted as a "jailbreak" from regime control — rather than killing him.
The Iranian regime had already confiscated his phones & assigned ~50 bodyguards. The attack killed several guards; Ahmadinejad vanished & his location remains unknown to authorities (per The Atlantic report).
Date: March 13th, 2026 5:40 PM Author: free-loading sick parlor
He was already out before the explosions. Has a nice room now in Mar-a-lago where he enjoys telling stories involving hairy men with girthy cocks to Kai at breakfast.