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Poast new message in this thread
Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM Author: Azure Boltzmann Genital Piercing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42882671) |
Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM Author: Amethyst Circlehead ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42882683) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM Author: Azure Boltzmann Genital Piercing "And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,
And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."
All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness! |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM Author: Azure Boltzmann Genital Piercing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42944243) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM Author: Azure Boltzmann Genital Piercing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43053104) |
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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM Author: Azure Boltzmann Genital Piercing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43124776) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM Author: swollen halford dragon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43174757) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM Author: Azure Boltzmann Genital Piercing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43174768) |
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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:55 AM Author: contagious bbw Couldn't you have checked your bill to see what number called? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49653016) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM Author: excitant heaven My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42882686) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM Author: Azure Boltzmann Genital Piercing LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.
My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.
And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.
My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM Author: Azure Boltzmann Genital Piercing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42944245) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM Author: Azure Boltzmann Genital Piercing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43053102) |
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM Author: Azure Boltzmann Genital Piercing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43183891) |
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM Author: Plum hyperventilating abode "You've reached the..."
entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"
*lib shudders* |
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM Author: Azure Boltzmann Genital Piercing 😂😂😂 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43194586) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM Author: Azure Boltzmann Genital Piercing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43199501) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM Author: Azure Boltzmann Genital Piercing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43202536) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM Author: Lascivious candlestick maker mexican (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43202544) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM Author: Azure Boltzmann Genital Piercing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43202647) |
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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM Author: Azure Boltzmann Genital Piercing !!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43288109) |
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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM Author: Azure Boltzmann Genital Piercing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43515330) |
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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM Author: Azure Boltzmann Genital Piercing LMAO at this planet... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43515656) |
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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM Author: Azure Boltzmann Genital Piercing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43523933) |
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM Author: Azure Boltzmann Genital Piercing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43525643) |
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM Author: Plum hyperventilating abode (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43525655) |
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM Author: Azure Boltzmann Genital Piercing !!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43525672) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:49 PM Author: Supple hall alpha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49639864) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:50 PM Author: Azure Boltzmann Genital Piercing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49639870) |
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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:37 PM Author: outnumbered racy liquid oxygen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49652472) |
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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:43 PM Author: Azure Boltzmann Genital Piercing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49652480) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM Author: heady scourge upon the earth parlor I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42882772) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM Author: Azure Boltzmann Genital Piercing This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42887666) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM Author: heady scourge upon the earth parlor our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42888212) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM Author: Azure Boltzmann Genital Piercing Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42944234) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM Author: Carmine galvanic den (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42883021) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM Author: Histrionic Gas Station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42883064) |
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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM Author: Azure Boltzmann Genital Piercing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42914998) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM Author: Azure Boltzmann Genital Piercing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42944196) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM Author: talking mad-dog skullcap aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42944246) |
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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM Author: Azure Boltzmann Genital Piercing Lol'd IRL, tyft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42950183) |
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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM Author: dashing shimmering philosopher-king chapel Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42950197) |
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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM Author: Azure Boltzmann Genital Piercing 180000000000000000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42950447) |
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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM Author: Azure Boltzmann Genital Piercing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42954648) |
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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM Author: Azure Boltzmann Genital Piercing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42954896) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM Author: Azure Boltzmann Genital Piercing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42969770) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM Author: Henna offensive state Strong thread/moniker synergy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42969803) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM Author: Azure Boltzmann Genital Piercing ;-) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42969808) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM Author: Bat-shit-crazy citrine depressive orchestra pit Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42969813) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM Author: dashing shimmering philosopher-king chapel Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.
I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years. |
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM Author: Azure Boltzmann Genital Piercing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43183889) |
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM Author: Azure Boltzmann Genital Piercing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43183888) |
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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM Author: Azure Boltzmann Genital Piercing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42989440) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM Author: Azure Boltzmann Genital Piercing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43053100) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM Author: know-it-all dog poop It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43053111) |
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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM Author: Azure Boltzmann Genital Piercing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43106521) |
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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM Author: Azure Boltzmann Genital Piercing This poast blew my mind, not flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43107001) |
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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM Author: Azure Boltzmann Genital Piercing As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43107002) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM Author: swollen halford dragon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43174759) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM Author: Azure Boltzmann Genital Piercing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43177601) |
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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM Author: Azure Boltzmann Genital Piercing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43124696) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM Author: Azure Boltzmann Genital Piercing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43174542) |
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM Author: Azure Boltzmann Genital Piercing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43194577) |
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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM Author: Azure Boltzmann Genital Piercing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43239492) |
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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM Author: concupiscible mewling stage queen of the night [your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom] (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43288116) |
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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM Author: Azure Boltzmann Genital Piercing 😂😂😂 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43299359) |
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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM Author: Azure Boltzmann Genital Piercing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43324612) |
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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM Author: Azure Boltzmann Genital Piercing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43514420) |
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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM Author: know-it-all dog poop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49196901) |
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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM Author: Azure Boltzmann Genital Piercing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49199590) |
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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM Author: know-it-all dog poop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49200263) |
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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM Author: Azure Boltzmann Genital Piercing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49200780) |
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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM Author: Azure Boltzmann Genital Piercing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49372624) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM Author: Azure Boltzmann Genital Piercing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49375825) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM Author: Azure Boltzmann Genital Piercing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49375827) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM Author: Azure Boltzmann Genital Piercing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49375828) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM Author: Azure Boltzmann Genital Piercing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49375830) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM Author: free-loading tank (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49375842) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM Author: Azure Boltzmann Genital Piercing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49376322) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM Author: Spectacular Magenta Institution Affirmative Action *is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend* *checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday* "You have ... 24 ... new voicemails." |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM Author: Azure Boltzmann Genital Piercing Okay, I lol'd (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49376324) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM Author: Spectacular Magenta Institution Affirmative Action *listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"* *sighs*
*hits 'repeat voicemail' button* |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM Author: Azure Boltzmann Genital Piercing On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49376409) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM Author: Spectacular Magenta Institution Affirmative Action (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49376411) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM Author: Azure Boltzmann Genital Piercing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49376412) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM Author: Azure Boltzmann Genital Piercing I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49376414) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM Author: Spectacular Magenta Institution Affirmative Action o it's clear brother.
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM Author: Azure Boltzmann Genital Piercing <3<3<3
Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM Author: Azure Boltzmann Genital Piercing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49639794) |
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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM Author: Azure Boltzmann Genital Piercing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49652305) |
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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM Author: greedy bearded sweet tailpipe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49652439) |
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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM Author: Azure Boltzmann Genital Piercing Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine greeting (tp, to be perfectly clear) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49652462) |
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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:47 AM Author: Azure Boltzmann Genital Piercing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49653001) |
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Date: February 8th, 2026 10:09 PM Author: Azure Boltzmann Genital Piercing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49657164) |
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Date: February 11th, 2026 11:29 PM Author: Azure Boltzmann Genital Piercing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49664938) |
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Date: February 12th, 2026 5:24 PM Author: Azure Boltzmann Genital Piercing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49666650) |
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Date: February 25th, 2026 3:50 PM Author: Azure Boltzmann Genital Piercing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49694871) |
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Date: February 28th, 2026 12:30 PM Author: A Mario 64 tapestry: a portal to Windows XP Bliss: (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49702519) |
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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:14 PM Author: A Mario 64 tapestry: a portal to Windows XP Bliss: (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49706781) |
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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM Author: Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption ( ) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49706795) |
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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM Author: A Mario 64 tapestry: a portal to Windows XP Bliss: (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49706796) |
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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:28 PM Author: Metal Up Your Ass a girl called long-distance from hawaii while on vacation for spring break with her family and left me a message. i can still hear the nervousness in her voice. now i delete voicemails without even listening to them. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49706824) |
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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:30 PM Author: A Mario 64 tapestry: a portal to Windows XP Bliss: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5647441&mc=6&forum_id=2 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49706828) |
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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:47 PM Author: Metal Up Your Ass i initially read that as G.C. Charlatan (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49706889) |
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Date: March 1st, 2026 10:16 PM Author: A Mario 64 tapestry: a portal to Windows XP Bliss: Bob Vylan and GC Charlatan meeting in Interstellar bookshelf realm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49706974) |
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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:44 PM Author: Guy Debord How do you say I miss you to an answering machine? How do you say good night to an answering machine? How do you say I'm lonely to an answering machine? |
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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:46 PM Author: A Mario 64 tapestry: a portal to Windows XP Bliss: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49706886) |
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Date: March 5th, 2026 4:39 PM Author: A Mario 64 tapestry: a portal to Windows XP Bliss: (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49718753) |