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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM
Author: lemon parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42882671)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM
Author: milky trip ladyboy business firm

ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42882683)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM
Author: lemon parlor

"And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,

And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."

All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42882726)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: lemon parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42944243)



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: lemon parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43053104)



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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM
Author: lemon parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43124776)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: Confused Gay Wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43174757)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM
Author: lemon parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43174768)



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:55 AM
Author: Rambunctious Bright Scourge Upon The Earth Crackhouse

Couldn't you have checked your bill to see what number called?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49653016)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: slate aromatic senate

My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42882686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM
Author: lemon parlor

LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.

My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.

And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.

My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42882731)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: lemon parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42944245)



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: lemon parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43053102)



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM
Author: lemon parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43183891)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM
Author: Charismatic crawly station

"You've reached the..."

entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"

*lib shudders*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43194579)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM
Author: lemon parlor

😂😂😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43194586)



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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM
Author: lemon parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43199501)



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM
Author: lemon parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43202536)



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM
Author: Harsh puce skinny woman corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43202544)



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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM
Author: lemon parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43202647)



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM
Author: lemon parlor

!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43288109)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM
Author: lemon parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43515330)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM
Author: lemon parlor

LMAO at this planet...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43515656)



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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM
Author: lemon parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43523933)



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM
Author: lemon parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43525643)



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM
Author: Charismatic crawly station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43525655)



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM
Author: lemon parlor

!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43525672)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: multi-colored azure hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49639864)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: lemon parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49639870)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: citrine laughsome kitty cat library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49652472)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:43 PM
Author: lemon parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49652480)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: supple old irish cottage rehab

I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42882772)



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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: lemon parlor

This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42887666)



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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM
Author: supple old irish cottage rehab

our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42888212)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM
Author: lemon parlor

Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42944234)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM
Author: talented toaster twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42883021)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: Drab Foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42883064)



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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: lemon parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42914998)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM
Author: lemon parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42944196)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: maniacal duck-like milk cuckold

aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42944246)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM
Author: lemon parlor

Lol'd IRL, tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42950183)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM
Author: Sinister space masturbator

Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42950197)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM
Author: lemon parlor

180000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42950447)



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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM
Author: lemon parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42954648)



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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: lemon parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42954896)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM
Author: lemon parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42969770)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: Iridescent Buck-toothed Brunch Newt

Strong thread/moniker synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42969803)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: lemon parlor

;-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42969808)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: lake hyperactive antidepressant drug

Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42969813)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: Sinister space masturbator

Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.

I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42970818)



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: lemon parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43183889)



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: lemon parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43183888)



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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM
Author: lemon parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42989440)



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM
Author: lemon parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43053100)



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: Rose Frum Wrinkle

It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43053111)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM
Author: lemon parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43106521)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM
Author: lemon parlor

This poast blew my mind, not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43107001)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM
Author: lemon parlor

As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43107002)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: Confused Gay Wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43174759)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM
Author: lemon parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43177601)



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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM
Author: lemon parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43124696)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: lemon parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43174542)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM
Author: lemon parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43194577)



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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM
Author: lemon parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43239492)



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM
Author: Khaki swashbuckling laser beams

[your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43288116)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM
Author: lemon parlor

😂😂😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43299359)



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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: lemon parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43324612)



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM
Author: lemon parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43514420)



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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Rose Frum Wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49196901)



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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: lemon parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49199590)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Rose Frum Wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49200263)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: lemon parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49200780)



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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: lemon parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49372624)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: lemon parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49375825)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: lemon parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49375827)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: lemon parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49375828)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: lemon parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49375830)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: erotic scarlet national mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49375842)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: lemon parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49376322)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Irradiated Ticket Booth Goal In Life

*is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend*

*checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday*

"You have ... 24 ... new voicemails."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49375859)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: lemon parlor

Okay, I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49376324)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Irradiated Ticket Booth Goal In Life

*listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"*

*sighs*

*hits 'repeat voicemail' button*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49376404)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: lemon parlor

On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49376409)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Irradiated Ticket Booth Goal In Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49376411)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: lemon parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49376412)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: lemon parlor

I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49376414)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Irradiated Ticket Booth Goal In Life

o it's clear brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49376428)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: lemon parlor

<3<3<3

Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49376435)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: lemon parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49639794)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: lemon parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49652305)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: flesh school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49652439)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: lemon parlor

Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine greeting (tp, to be perfectly clear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49652462)



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:47 AM
Author: lemon parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49653001)



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Date: February 8th, 2026 10:09 PM
Author: lemon parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49657164)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: lemon parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49664938)



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Date: February 12th, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: lemon parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49666650)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 3:50 PM
Author: lemon parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49694871)



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Date: February 28th, 2026 12:30 PM
Author: A Mario 64 tapestry: a portal to Windows XP Bliss:



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49702519)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: A Mario 64 tapestry: a portal to Windows XP Bliss:



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49706781)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption ( )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49706795)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: A Mario 64 tapestry: a portal to Windows XP Bliss:



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49706796)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: Metal Up Your Ass

a girl called long-distance from hawaii while on vacation for spring break with her family and left me a message. i can still hear the nervousness in her voice. now i delete voicemails without even listening to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49706824)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: A Mario 64 tapestry: a portal to Windows XP Bliss:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5647441&mc=6&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49706828)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:47 PM
Author: Metal Up Your Ass

i initially read that as G.C. Charlatan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49706889)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 10:16 PM
Author: A Mario 64 tapestry: a portal to Windows XP Bliss:

Bob Vylan and GC Charlatan meeting in Interstellar bookshelf realm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49706974)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: Metal Up Your Ass

🌌📚⏳️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49720536)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:31 AM
Author: A Mario 64 tapestry: a portal to Windows XP Bliss:

🤔🧐😋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49720611)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:44 PM
Author: Guy Debord

How do you say I miss you to an answering machine?

How do you say good night to an answering machine?

How do you say I'm lonely to an answering machine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49706880)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:46 PM
Author: A Mario 64 tapestry: a portal to Windows XP Bliss:

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49706886)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: A Mario 64 tapestry: a portal to Windows XP Bliss:



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49718753)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:56 AM
Author: A Mario 64 tapestry: a portal to Windows XP Bliss:



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49720164)