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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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exciting mewling cruise ship idea he suggested
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
concupiscible drunken pozpig pit
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
nofapping aqua whorehouse chad
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
vibrant pisswyrm
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
Very Tactful Casino
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
sexy heady hell deer antler
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
Dark hominid
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
soul-stirring knife theater stage
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
Beady-eyed irate ladyboy
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
exciting mewling cruise ship idea he suggested
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
Brilliant depressive boiling water
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
fantasy-prone ruddy parlor
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
bespoke center twinkling uncleanness
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
exciting mewling cruise ship idea he suggested
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
Useless brindle kitty cat
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
motley frum pocket flask
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
Slippery bonkers persian
  06/30/25
cr
exciting mewling cruise ship idea he suggested
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
Brilliant depressive boiling water
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
Light garrison
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
Useless brindle kitty cat
  06/30/25
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swashbuckling ultramarine dilemma pervert
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
bespoke center twinkling uncleanness
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
Slippery bonkers persian
  06/30/25
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Twinkling Stage
  07/01/25
*bussy
drab multi-billionaire
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
Dark hominid
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
mahogany ceo
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
floppy cowardly university gay wizard
  06/30/25
fuck
bespoke center twinkling uncleanness
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
mahogany ceo
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
concupiscible drunken pozpig pit
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
bespoke center twinkling uncleanness
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
Light garrison
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
exciting mewling cruise ship idea he suggested
  06/30/25
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Cerebral citrine office
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
Provocative bearded sanctuary
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
Tripping internet-worthy stead
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
Silver chapel
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
exciting mewling cruise ship idea he suggested
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
Tripping internet-worthy stead
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
swashbuckling ultramarine dilemma pervert
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
Tripping internet-worthy stead
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
Boyish mexican roommate
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
exciting mewling cruise ship idea he suggested
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
Razzle Foreskin Love Of Her Life
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
Ungodly philosopher-king genital piercing
  06/30/25
tcr
swashbuckling ultramarine dilemma pervert
  07/01/25
just jump
turquoise selfie theatre
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
exciting mewling cruise ship idea he suggested
  06/30/25
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black turdskin senate
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
Adventurous Nighttime National
  06/30/25
wow
exciting mewling cruise ship idea he suggested
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
blue quadroon
  06/30/25
JFC man
exciting mewling cruise ship idea he suggested
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
Beady-eyed irate ladyboy
  06/30/25
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turquoise selfie theatre
  06/30/25
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bespoke center twinkling uncleanness
  06/30/25
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Useless brindle kitty cat
  06/30/25
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fishy insane regret
  06/30/25
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bull headed histrionic space
  06/30/25
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Razzle Foreskin Love Of Her Life
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
Ungodly philosopher-king genital piercing
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
Provocative bearded sanctuary
  06/30/25
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burgundy 180 coldplay fan resort
  07/01/25
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Twinkling Stage
  07/01/25
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Mischievous Arousing International Law Enforcement Agency Cuckold
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
Stimulating Sneaky Criminal Becky
  07/01/25
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Bisexual mentally impaired market gunner
  07/01/25
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vibrant pisswyrm
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
sexy heady hell deer antler
  06/30/25
bro
exciting mewling cruise ship idea he suggested
  06/30/25
...
Ungodly philosopher-king genital piercing
  06/30/25
lol
swashbuckling ultramarine dilemma pervert
  07/01/25
...
Flirting Metal Native
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
Chartreuse Nudist Goal In Life Bawdyhouse
  06/30/25
jfc
exciting mewling cruise ship idea he suggested
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
Brilliant depressive boiling water
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
fishy insane regret
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
bull headed histrionic space
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
swashbuckling ultramarine dilemma pervert
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
Chartreuse Nudist Goal In Life Bawdyhouse
  07/01/25
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Silver chapel
  07/01/25
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bull headed histrionic space
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
Bisexual mentally impaired market gunner
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
wonderful domesticated nursing home fortuitous meteor
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
Light garrison
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
exciting mewling cruise ship idea he suggested
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
bespoke center twinkling uncleanness
  06/30/25
...
exciting mewling cruise ship idea he suggested
  07/01/25
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supple box office
  07/01/25
lol
swashbuckling ultramarine dilemma pervert
  07/01/25
...
turquoise selfie theatre
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
Swollen Aromatic Affirmative Action Place Of Business
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
red vengeful telephone
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
Navy Boistinker Business Firm
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
obsidian dog poop
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
Chocolate Vivacious Karate
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
supple box office
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
contagious pistol
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
exciting mewling cruise ship idea he suggested
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
swashbuckling ultramarine dilemma pervert
  07/01/25
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exciting mewling cruise ship idea he suggested
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
Twinkling Stage
  07/01/25
😟
vigorous prole
  07/01/25
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Pungent cream public bath
  07/01/25
holy shit
exciting mewling cruise ship idea he suggested
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
supple box office
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
Impertinent Umber Spot
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
Bisexual mentally impaired market gunner
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
Dark hominid
  07/01/25
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exciting mewling cruise ship idea he suggested
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
Bisexual mentally impaired market gunner
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
Bisexual mentally impaired market gunner
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
Adventurous Nighttime National
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
Dark hominid
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
exciting mewling cruise ship idea he suggested
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
wild mother
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
Twinkling Stage
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
Indigo Underhanded School Cafeteria Alpha
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
exciting mewling cruise ship idea he suggested
  07/06/25
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Adventurous Nighttime National
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
elite galvanic tanning salon
  07/06/25
...
bull headed histrionic space
  07/06/25
lol
swashbuckling ultramarine dilemma pervert
  07/07/25
wow
exciting mewling cruise ship idea he suggested
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: exciting mewling cruise ship idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: concupiscible drunken pozpig pit

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: nofapping aqua whorehouse chad

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: vibrant pisswyrm

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Very Tactful Casino

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: sexy heady hell deer antler

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Dark hominid

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: soul-stirring knife theater stage

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Beady-eyed irate ladyboy

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: exciting mewling cruise ship idea he suggested

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Brilliant depressive boiling water

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: fantasy-prone ruddy parlor

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: bespoke center twinkling uncleanness

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: exciting mewling cruise ship idea he suggested

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Useless brindle kitty cat

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: motley frum pocket flask

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: Slippery bonkers persian

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: exciting mewling cruise ship idea he suggested

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Brilliant depressive boiling water

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Light garrison

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Useless brindle kitty cat

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: swashbuckling ultramarine dilemma pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: bespoke center twinkling uncleanness

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Slippery bonkers persian

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Twinkling Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: drab multi-billionaire

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Dark hominid

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: mahogany ceo

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: floppy cowardly university gay wizard

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: bespoke center twinkling uncleanness

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: mahogany ceo

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: concupiscible drunken pozpig pit

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: bespoke center twinkling uncleanness

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Light garrison

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: exciting mewling cruise ship idea he suggested

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Cerebral citrine office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: Provocative bearded sanctuary

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Tripping internet-worthy stead

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Silver chapel

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: exciting mewling cruise ship idea he suggested

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Tripping internet-worthy stead

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: swashbuckling ultramarine dilemma pervert

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Tripping internet-worthy stead

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Boyish mexican roommate

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: exciting mewling cruise ship idea he suggested

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Razzle Foreskin Love Of Her Life

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Ungodly philosopher-king genital piercing

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: swashbuckling ultramarine dilemma pervert

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: turquoise selfie theatre

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: exciting mewling cruise ship idea he suggested

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: black turdskin senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Adventurous Nighttime National

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: exciting mewling cruise ship idea he suggested

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: blue quadroon

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: exciting mewling cruise ship idea he suggested

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Beady-eyed irate ladyboy

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: turquoise selfie theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: bespoke center twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Useless brindle kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: fishy insane regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: bull headed histrionic space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Razzle Foreskin Love Of Her Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Ungodly philosopher-king genital piercing

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: Provocative bearded sanctuary

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: burgundy 180 coldplay fan resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Twinkling Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Mischievous Arousing International Law Enforcement Agency Cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Stimulating Sneaky Criminal Becky

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Bisexual mentally impaired market gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: vibrant pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: sexy heady hell deer antler

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: exciting mewling cruise ship idea he suggested

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Ungodly philosopher-king genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: swashbuckling ultramarine dilemma pervert

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Flirting Metal Native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Chartreuse Nudist Goal In Life Bawdyhouse

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: exciting mewling cruise ship idea he suggested

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: Brilliant depressive boiling water

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: fishy insane regret

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: bull headed histrionic space

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: swashbuckling ultramarine dilemma pervert

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Chartreuse Nudist Goal In Life Bawdyhouse

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Silver chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: bull headed histrionic space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Bisexual mentally impaired market gunner

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: wonderful domesticated nursing home fortuitous meteor

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Light garrison

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: exciting mewling cruise ship idea he suggested

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: bespoke center twinkling uncleanness

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: exciting mewling cruise ship idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: supple box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: swashbuckling ultramarine dilemma pervert

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: turquoise selfie theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Swollen Aromatic Affirmative Action Place Of Business

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: red vengeful telephone

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Navy Boistinker Business Firm

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: obsidian dog poop

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: Chocolate Vivacious Karate

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: supple box office

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: contagious pistol

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: exciting mewling cruise ship idea he suggested

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: swashbuckling ultramarine dilemma pervert

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: exciting mewling cruise ship idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: Twinkling Stage

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: vigorous prole

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Pungent cream public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: exciting mewling cruise ship idea he suggested

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: supple box office

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Impertinent Umber Spot

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: Bisexual mentally impaired market gunner

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Dark hominid

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: exciting mewling cruise ship idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Bisexual mentally impaired market gunner

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: Bisexual mentally impaired market gunner

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Adventurous Nighttime National

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: Dark hominid

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: exciting mewling cruise ship idea he suggested

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: wild mother

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Twinkling Stage

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Indigo Underhanded School Cafeteria Alpha

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: exciting mewling cruise ship idea he suggested

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Adventurous Nighttime National



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: elite galvanic tanning salon

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: bull headed histrionic space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: swashbuckling ultramarine dilemma pervert

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: exciting mewling cruise ship idea he suggested

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49078889)