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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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Duck-like honey-headed market kitty cat
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
Saffron violent legal warrant
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
rose vivacious stead
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
mahogany splenetic library
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
Cocky milky indian lodge
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
Floppy cerise principal's office pistol
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
ivory bateful church building
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
Azure Racy Organic Girlfriend French Chef
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
garnet headpube brethren
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
Duck-like honey-headed market kitty cat
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
awkward meetinghouse
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
emerald bossy lodge elastic band
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
Histrionic chest-beating kitchen
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
Duck-like honey-headed market kitty cat
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
Vibrant Anal Reading Party Location
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
Unhinged know-it-all mad cow disease
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
Alcoholic parlor fat ankles
  06/30/25
cr
Duck-like honey-headed market kitty cat
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
awkward meetinghouse
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
curious sadistic theater stage
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
Vibrant Anal Reading Party Location
  06/30/25
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Lascivious stock car plaza
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
Histrionic chest-beating kitchen
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
Alcoholic parlor fat ankles
  06/30/25
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Clear therapy
  07/01/25
*bussy
cyan factory reset button theatre
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
ivory bateful church building
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
Hideous ruddy gaming laptop parlour
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
Deranged 180 Hunting Ground Resort
  06/30/25
fuck
Histrionic chest-beating kitchen
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
Hideous ruddy gaming laptop parlour
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
Saffron violent legal warrant
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
Histrionic chest-beating kitchen
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
curious sadistic theater stage
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
Duck-like honey-headed market kitty cat
  06/30/25
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charismatic topaz shrine
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
Turquoise national genital piercing
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
Hot umber locus famous landscape painting
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
Citrine thirsty twinkling uncleanness
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
Duck-like honey-headed market kitty cat
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
Hot umber locus famous landscape painting
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
Lascivious stock car plaza
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
Hot umber locus famous landscape painting
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
sienna orchestra pit
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
Duck-like honey-headed market kitty cat
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
shivering obsidian knife
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
snowy pit
  06/30/25
tcr
Lascivious stock car plaza
  07/01/25
just jump
Fiercely-loyal brass school double fault
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
Duck-like honey-headed market kitty cat
  06/30/25
...
apoplectic athletic conference brunch
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
magenta soul-stirring box office
  06/30/25
wow
Duck-like honey-headed market kitty cat
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
Appetizing bronze electric furnace
  06/30/25
JFC man
Duck-like honey-headed market kitty cat
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
garnet headpube brethren
  06/30/25
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Fiercely-loyal brass school double fault
  06/30/25
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Histrionic chest-beating kitchen
  06/30/25
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Vibrant Anal Reading Party Location
  06/30/25
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Sick corner regret
  06/30/25
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razzle-dazzle buff depressive
  06/30/25
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shivering obsidian knife
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
snowy pit
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
Turquoise national genital piercing
  06/30/25
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  07/01/25
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Clear therapy
  07/01/25
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  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
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  07/01/25
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spectacular bull headed pervert
  07/01/25
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mahogany splenetic library
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
Floppy cerise principal's office pistol
  06/30/25
bro
Duck-like honey-headed market kitty cat
  06/30/25
...
snowy pit
  06/30/25
lol
Lascivious stock car plaza
  07/01/25
...
Aggressive codepig wrinkle
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
sooty unholy juggernaut dilemma
  06/30/25
jfc
Duck-like honey-headed market kitty cat
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
awkward meetinghouse
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
Sick corner regret
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
razzle-dazzle buff depressive
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
Lascivious stock car plaza
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
sooty unholy juggernaut dilemma
  07/01/25
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Citrine thirsty twinkling uncleanness
  07/01/25
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razzle-dazzle buff depressive
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
spectacular bull headed pervert
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
amber filthy liquid oxygen foreskin
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
curious sadistic theater stage
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
Duck-like honey-headed market kitty cat
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
Histrionic chest-beating kitchen
  06/30/25
...
Duck-like honey-headed market kitty cat
  07/01/25
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dark titillating travel guidebook university
  07/01/25
lol
Lascivious stock car plaza
  07/01/25
...
Fiercely-loyal brass school double fault
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
Pale Puppy State
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
Wine impertinent institution newt
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
Underhanded mischievous idea he suggested
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
erotic laughsome kitty
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
big seedy mediation psychic
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
dark titillating travel guidebook university
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
Sepia beady-eyed ticket booth striped hyena
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
Duck-like honey-headed market kitty cat
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
Lascivious stock car plaza
  07/01/25
...
Duck-like honey-headed market kitty cat
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
Clear therapy
  07/01/25
😟
zombie-like stage
  07/01/25
...
mind-boggling embarrassed to the bone legend
  07/01/25
holy shit
Duck-like honey-headed market kitty cat
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
dark titillating travel guidebook university
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
diverse elite digit ratio hospital
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
spectacular bull headed pervert
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
ivory bateful church building
  07/01/25
...
Duck-like honey-headed market kitty cat
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
spectacular bull headed pervert
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
spectacular bull headed pervert
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
magenta soul-stirring box office
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
ivory bateful church building
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
Duck-like honey-headed market kitty cat
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
Exhilarant Crackhouse
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
Clear therapy
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
tan hilarious tanning salon
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
Duck-like honey-headed market kitty cat
  07/06/25
...
magenta soul-stirring box office
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
greedy multi-colored hall
  07/06/25
...
razzle-dazzle buff depressive
  07/06/25
lol
Lascivious stock car plaza
  07/07/25
wow
Duck-like honey-headed market kitty cat
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Duck-like honey-headed market kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Saffron violent legal warrant

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: rose vivacious stead

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: mahogany splenetic library

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Cocky milky indian lodge

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Floppy cerise principal's office pistol

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: ivory bateful church building

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Azure Racy Organic Girlfriend French Chef

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: garnet headpube brethren

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Duck-like honey-headed market kitty cat

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: awkward meetinghouse

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: emerald bossy lodge elastic band

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Histrionic chest-beating kitchen

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Duck-like honey-headed market kitty cat

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Vibrant Anal Reading Party Location

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Unhinged know-it-all mad cow disease

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: Alcoholic parlor fat ankles

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Duck-like honey-headed market kitty cat

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: awkward meetinghouse

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: curious sadistic theater stage

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Vibrant Anal Reading Party Location

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: Lascivious stock car plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Histrionic chest-beating kitchen

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Alcoholic parlor fat ankles

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Clear therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: cyan factory reset button theatre

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: ivory bateful church building

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Hideous ruddy gaming laptop parlour

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Deranged 180 Hunting Ground Resort

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Histrionic chest-beating kitchen

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Hideous ruddy gaming laptop parlour

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Saffron violent legal warrant

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Histrionic chest-beating kitchen

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: curious sadistic theater stage

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Duck-like honey-headed market kitty cat

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: charismatic topaz shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: Turquoise national genital piercing

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Hot umber locus famous landscape painting

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Citrine thirsty twinkling uncleanness

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Duck-like honey-headed market kitty cat

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Hot umber locus famous landscape painting

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: Lascivious stock car plaza

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Hot umber locus famous landscape painting

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: sienna orchestra pit

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Duck-like honey-headed market kitty cat

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: shivering obsidian knife

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: snowy pit

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: Lascivious stock car plaza

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal brass school double fault

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Duck-like honey-headed market kitty cat

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: apoplectic athletic conference brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: magenta soul-stirring box office

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Duck-like honey-headed market kitty cat

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Appetizing bronze electric furnace

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Duck-like honey-headed market kitty cat

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: garnet headpube brethren

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal brass school double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: Histrionic chest-beating kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Vibrant Anal Reading Party Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Sick corner regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle buff depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: shivering obsidian knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: snowy pit

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: Turquoise national genital piercing

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: canary contagious school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Clear therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: comical grizzly lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: hyperventilating khaki menage

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: spectacular bull headed pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: mahogany splenetic library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Floppy cerise principal's office pistol

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Duck-like honey-headed market kitty cat

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: snowy pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Lascivious stock car plaza

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Aggressive codepig wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: sooty unholy juggernaut dilemma

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Duck-like honey-headed market kitty cat

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: awkward meetinghouse

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Sick corner regret

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle buff depressive

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: Lascivious stock car plaza

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: sooty unholy juggernaut dilemma

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Citrine thirsty twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle buff depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: spectacular bull headed pervert

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: amber filthy liquid oxygen foreskin

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: curious sadistic theater stage

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Duck-like honey-headed market kitty cat

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: Histrionic chest-beating kitchen

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: Duck-like honey-headed market kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: dark titillating travel guidebook university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: Lascivious stock car plaza

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal brass school double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Pale Puppy State

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: Wine impertinent institution newt

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Underhanded mischievous idea he suggested

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: erotic laughsome kitty

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: big seedy mediation psychic

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: dark titillating travel guidebook university

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Sepia beady-eyed ticket booth striped hyena

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: Duck-like honey-headed market kitty cat

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: Lascivious stock car plaza

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: Duck-like honey-headed market kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: Clear therapy

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: zombie-like stage

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: mind-boggling embarrassed to the bone legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Duck-like honey-headed market kitty cat

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: dark titillating travel guidebook university

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: diverse elite digit ratio hospital

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: spectacular bull headed pervert

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: ivory bateful church building

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Duck-like honey-headed market kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: spectacular bull headed pervert

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: spectacular bull headed pervert

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: magenta soul-stirring box office

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: ivory bateful church building

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: Duck-like honey-headed market kitty cat

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Exhilarant Crackhouse

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Clear therapy

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: tan hilarious tanning salon

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Duck-like honey-headed market kitty cat

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: magenta soul-stirring box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: greedy multi-colored hall

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle buff depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Lascivious stock car plaza

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Duck-like honey-headed market kitty cat

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49078889)