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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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domesticated cowardly really tough guy antidepressant drug
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
ivory supple foreskin
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
Odious Patrolman Bbw
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
Khaki church
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
geriatric masturbator national security agency
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
excitant magical fanboi cumskin
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
Glittery station
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
swashbuckling mad cow disease national
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
low-t multi-billionaire selfie
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
domesticated cowardly really tough guy antidepressant drug
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
Bat shit crazy arousing jap
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
Indigo Laughsome Lodge Sweet Tailpipe
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
bright aggressive legend indirect expression
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
domesticated cowardly really tough guy antidepressant drug
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
jade kitty cat
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
Talented pink milk
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
elite mexican
  06/30/25
cr
domesticated cowardly really tough guy antidepressant drug
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
Bat shit crazy arousing jap
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
Razzmatazz hell liquid oxygen
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
jade kitty cat
  06/30/25
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Vivacious Clown Stain
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
bright aggressive legend indirect expression
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
elite mexican
  06/30/25
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claret swollen dragon ticket booth
  07/01/25
*bussy
soul-stirring generalized bond partner
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
Glittery station
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
mahogany faggot firefighter range
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
aqua dopamine
  06/30/25
fuck
bright aggressive legend indirect expression
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
mahogany faggot firefighter range
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
ivory supple foreskin
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
bright aggressive legend indirect expression
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
Razzmatazz hell liquid oxygen
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
domesticated cowardly really tough guy antidepressant drug
  06/30/25
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umber lascivious pisswyrm
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
Spruce friendly grandma
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
Bearded Nursing Home Corn Cake
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
Stimulating Mood Newt
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
domesticated cowardly really tough guy antidepressant drug
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
Bearded Nursing Home Corn Cake
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
Vivacious Clown Stain
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
Bearded Nursing Home Corn Cake
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
comical tan meetinghouse
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
domesticated cowardly really tough guy antidepressant drug
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
heady maize parlor
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
Histrionic embarrassed to the bone dilemma pozpig
  06/30/25
tcr
Vivacious Clown Stain
  07/01/25
just jump
electric sanctuary dog poop
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
domesticated cowardly really tough guy antidepressant drug
  06/30/25
...
multi-colored orchid wrinkle roast beef
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
Spectacular obsidian internal respiration temple
  06/30/25
wow
domesticated cowardly really tough guy antidepressant drug
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
trip henna ape quadroon
  06/30/25
JFC man
domesticated cowardly really tough guy antidepressant drug
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
low-t multi-billionaire selfie
  06/30/25
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electric sanctuary dog poop
  06/30/25
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bright aggressive legend indirect expression
  06/30/25
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jade kitty cat
  06/30/25
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brindle whorehouse
  06/30/25
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motley state preventive strike
  06/30/25
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heady maize parlor
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
Histrionic embarrassed to the bone dilemma pozpig
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
Spruce friendly grandma
  06/30/25
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Boyish candlestick maker business firm
  07/01/25
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claret swollen dragon ticket booth
  07/01/25
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Coiffed market juggernaut
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
Hairraiser Travel Guidebook
  07/01/25
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impertinent macaca
  07/01/25
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Khaki church
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
excitant magical fanboi cumskin
  06/30/25
bro
domesticated cowardly really tough guy antidepressant drug
  06/30/25
...
Histrionic embarrassed to the bone dilemma pozpig
  06/30/25
lol
Vivacious Clown Stain
  07/01/25
...
ultramarine mind-boggling goyim
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
Chartreuse tank cuckoldry
  06/30/25
jfc
domesticated cowardly really tough guy antidepressant drug
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
Bat shit crazy arousing jap
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
brindle whorehouse
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
motley state preventive strike
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
Vivacious Clown Stain
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
Chartreuse tank cuckoldry
  07/01/25
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Stimulating Mood Newt
  07/01/25
...
motley state preventive strike
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
impertinent macaca
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
razzle sapphire puppy idiot
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
Razzmatazz hell liquid oxygen
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
domesticated cowardly really tough guy antidepressant drug
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
bright aggressive legend indirect expression
  06/30/25
...
domesticated cowardly really tough guy antidepressant drug
  07/01/25
...
Shimmering Cracking Giraffe
  07/01/25
lol
Vivacious Clown Stain
  07/01/25
...
electric sanctuary dog poop
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
Big stage double fault
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
Cerebral violent pocket flask
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
passionate marketing idea step-uncle's house
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
Citrine doobsian rigpig
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
fighting pearl karate immigrant
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
Shimmering Cracking Giraffe
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
primrose heaven
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
domesticated cowardly really tough guy antidepressant drug
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
Vivacious Clown Stain
  07/01/25
...
domesticated cowardly really tough guy antidepressant drug
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
claret swollen dragon ticket booth
  07/01/25
😟
Hilarious stead voyeur
  07/01/25
...
Dead Galvanic Doctorate Gas Station
  07/01/25
holy shit
domesticated cowardly really tough guy antidepressant drug
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
Shimmering Cracking Giraffe
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
house-broken orchestra pit
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
impertinent macaca
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
Glittery station
  07/01/25
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domesticated cowardly really tough guy antidepressant drug
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
impertinent macaca
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
impertinent macaca
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
Spectacular obsidian internal respiration temple
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
Glittery station
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
domesticated cowardly really tough guy antidepressant drug
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
Fluffy box office french chef
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
claret swollen dragon ticket booth
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
Floppy Splenetic Goal In Life
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
domesticated cowardly really tough guy antidepressant drug
  07/06/25
...
Spectacular obsidian internal respiration temple
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
Free-loading cruise ship hissy fit
  07/06/25
...
motley state preventive strike
  07/06/25
lol
Vivacious Clown Stain
  07/07/25
wow
domesticated cowardly really tough guy antidepressant drug
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: domesticated cowardly really tough guy antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: ivory supple foreskin

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Odious Patrolman Bbw

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Khaki church

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: geriatric masturbator national security agency

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: excitant magical fanboi cumskin

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Glittery station

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: swashbuckling mad cow disease national

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: low-t multi-billionaire selfie

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: domesticated cowardly really tough guy antidepressant drug

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy arousing jap

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Indigo Laughsome Lodge Sweet Tailpipe

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: bright aggressive legend indirect expression

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: domesticated cowardly really tough guy antidepressant drug

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: jade kitty cat

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Talented pink milk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: elite mexican

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: domesticated cowardly really tough guy antidepressant drug

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy arousing jap

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Razzmatazz hell liquid oxygen

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: jade kitty cat

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: Vivacious Clown Stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: bright aggressive legend indirect expression

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: elite mexican

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: claret swollen dragon ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: soul-stirring generalized bond partner

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Glittery station

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: mahogany faggot firefighter range

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: aqua dopamine

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: bright aggressive legend indirect expression

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: mahogany faggot firefighter range

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: ivory supple foreskin

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: bright aggressive legend indirect expression

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Razzmatazz hell liquid oxygen

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: domesticated cowardly really tough guy antidepressant drug

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: umber lascivious pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: Spruce friendly grandma

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Bearded Nursing Home Corn Cake

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Stimulating Mood Newt

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: domesticated cowardly really tough guy antidepressant drug

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Bearded Nursing Home Corn Cake

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: Vivacious Clown Stain

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Bearded Nursing Home Corn Cake

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: comical tan meetinghouse

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: domesticated cowardly really tough guy antidepressant drug

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: heady maize parlor

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Histrionic embarrassed to the bone dilemma pozpig

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: Vivacious Clown Stain

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: electric sanctuary dog poop

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: domesticated cowardly really tough guy antidepressant drug

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: multi-colored orchid wrinkle roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Spectacular obsidian internal respiration temple

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: domesticated cowardly really tough guy antidepressant drug

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: trip henna ape quadroon

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: domesticated cowardly really tough guy antidepressant drug

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: low-t multi-billionaire selfie

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: electric sanctuary dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: bright aggressive legend indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: jade kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: brindle whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: motley state preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: heady maize parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Histrionic embarrassed to the bone dilemma pozpig

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: Spruce friendly grandma

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: Boyish candlestick maker business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: claret swollen dragon ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Coiffed market juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Hairraiser Travel Guidebook

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: impertinent macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Khaki church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: excitant magical fanboi cumskin

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: domesticated cowardly really tough guy antidepressant drug

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Histrionic embarrassed to the bone dilemma pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Vivacious Clown Stain

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: ultramarine mind-boggling goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Chartreuse tank cuckoldry

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: domesticated cowardly really tough guy antidepressant drug

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy arousing jap

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: brindle whorehouse

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: motley state preventive strike

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: Vivacious Clown Stain

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Chartreuse tank cuckoldry

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Stimulating Mood Newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: motley state preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: impertinent macaca

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: razzle sapphire puppy idiot

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Razzmatazz hell liquid oxygen

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: domesticated cowardly really tough guy antidepressant drug

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: bright aggressive legend indirect expression

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: domesticated cowardly really tough guy antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: Shimmering Cracking Giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: Vivacious Clown Stain

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: electric sanctuary dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Big stage double fault

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: Cerebral violent pocket flask

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: passionate marketing idea step-uncle's house

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Citrine doobsian rigpig

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: fighting pearl karate immigrant

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Shimmering Cracking Giraffe

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: primrose heaven

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: domesticated cowardly really tough guy antidepressant drug

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: Vivacious Clown Stain

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: domesticated cowardly really tough guy antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: claret swollen dragon ticket booth

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Hilarious stead voyeur

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Dead Galvanic Doctorate Gas Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: domesticated cowardly really tough guy antidepressant drug

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Shimmering Cracking Giraffe

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: house-broken orchestra pit

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: impertinent macaca

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Glittery station

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: domesticated cowardly really tough guy antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: impertinent macaca

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: impertinent macaca

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Spectacular obsidian internal respiration temple

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: Glittery station

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: domesticated cowardly really tough guy antidepressant drug

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Fluffy box office french chef

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: claret swollen dragon ticket booth

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Floppy Splenetic Goal In Life

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: domesticated cowardly really tough guy antidepressant drug

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Spectacular obsidian internal respiration temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Free-loading cruise ship hissy fit

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: motley state preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Vivacious Clown Stain

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: domesticated cowardly really tough guy antidepressant drug

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49078889)