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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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Lake circlehead
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
Mind-boggling talking shitlib
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
Fuchsia base chad
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
Spectacular hell indirect expression
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
Big-titted azn
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
Misunderstood school cafeteria
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
heady beta principal's office
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
Aquamarine nofapping location ratface
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
Bespoke Spot Trump Supporter
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
Lake circlehead
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
Motley well-lubricated legal warrant
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
boyish stead death wish
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
Ebony razzle-dazzle sanctuary friendly grandma
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
Lake circlehead
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
Fragrant Doobsian Field Internal Respiration
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
coiffed vermilion idiot nursing home
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
Bossy station
  06/30/25
cr
Lake circlehead
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
Motley well-lubricated legal warrant
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
Cerise twisted den preventive strike
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
Fragrant Doobsian Field Internal Respiration
  06/30/25
...
dark confused yarmulke piazza
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
Ebony razzle-dazzle sanctuary friendly grandma
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
Bossy station
  06/30/25
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Self-absorbed Jet-lagged Tanning Salon
  07/01/25
*bussy
Adventurous salmon stain nowag
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
heady beta principal's office
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
mischievous histrionic boiling water codepig
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
Emerald insane fat ankles newt
  06/30/25
fuck
Ebony razzle-dazzle sanctuary friendly grandma
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
mischievous histrionic boiling water codepig
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
Mind-boggling talking shitlib
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
Ebony razzle-dazzle sanctuary friendly grandma
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
Cerise twisted den preventive strike
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
Lake circlehead
  06/30/25
...
idiotic orchid business firm
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
trip mahogany cuckold
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
Gaped Corner
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
diverse orange associate hall
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
Lake circlehead
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
Gaped Corner
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
dark confused yarmulke piazza
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
Gaped Corner
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
Clear cracking potus
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
Lake circlehead
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
contagious box office reading party
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
blue faggot firefighter
  06/30/25
tcr
dark confused yarmulke piazza
  07/01/25
just jump
passionate light stag film cumskin
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
Lake circlehead
  06/30/25
...
hairraiser skinny woman
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
Shaky plaza doctorate
  06/30/25
wow
Lake circlehead
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
Domesticated startling casino
  06/30/25
JFC man
Lake circlehead
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
Bespoke Spot Trump Supporter
  06/30/25
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passionate light stag film cumskin
  06/30/25
...
Ebony razzle-dazzle sanctuary friendly grandma
  06/30/25
...
Fragrant Doobsian Field Internal Respiration
  06/30/25
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rose mental disorder
  06/30/25
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Maize Pea-brained Orchestra Pit New Version
  06/30/25
...
contagious box office reading party
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
blue faggot firefighter
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
trip mahogany cuckold
  06/30/25
...
Infuriating milky kitchen police squad
  07/01/25
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Self-absorbed Jet-lagged Tanning Salon
  07/01/25
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Turquoise church organic girlfriend
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
Canary galvanic stage roommate
  07/01/25
...
Tripping cerebral trust fund
  07/01/25
...
Spectacular hell indirect expression
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
Misunderstood school cafeteria
  06/30/25
bro
Lake circlehead
  06/30/25
...
blue faggot firefighter
  06/30/25
lol
dark confused yarmulke piazza
  07/01/25
...
amethyst state
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
maroon titillating whorehouse
  06/30/25
jfc
Lake circlehead
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
Motley well-lubricated legal warrant
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
rose mental disorder
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
Maize Pea-brained Orchestra Pit New Version
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
dark confused yarmulke piazza
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
maroon titillating whorehouse
  07/01/25
...
diverse orange associate hall
  07/01/25
...
Maize Pea-brained Orchestra Pit New Version
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
Tripping cerebral trust fund
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
floppy gas station
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
Cerise twisted den preventive strike
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
Lake circlehead
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
Ebony razzle-dazzle sanctuary friendly grandma
  06/30/25
...
Lake circlehead
  07/01/25
...
violent trailer park
  07/01/25
lol
dark confused yarmulke piazza
  07/01/25
...
passionate light stag film cumskin
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
Puce ungodly sneaky criminal
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
stirring filthy personal credit line
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
marvelous lime lay karate
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
cocky lemon double fault property
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
medicated crackhouse persian
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
violent trailer park
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
Walnut Know-it-all Cuck Headpube
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
Lake circlehead
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
dark confused yarmulke piazza
  07/01/25
...
Lake circlehead
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
Self-absorbed Jet-lagged Tanning Salon
  07/01/25
😟
Vivacious nighttime hominid incel
  07/01/25
...
pearly hissy fit philosopher-king
  07/01/25
holy shit
Lake circlehead
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
violent trailer park
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
chestnut mad-dog skullcap knife
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
Tripping cerebral trust fund
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
heady beta principal's office
  07/01/25
...
Lake circlehead
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
Tripping cerebral trust fund
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
Tripping cerebral trust fund
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
Shaky plaza doctorate
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
heady beta principal's office
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
Lake circlehead
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
up-to-no-good keepsake machete
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
Self-absorbed Jet-lagged Tanning Salon
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
Flesh Fear-inspiring Feces Half-breed
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
Lake circlehead
  07/06/25
...
Shaky plaza doctorate
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
vigorous native faggotry
  07/06/25
...
Maize Pea-brained Orchestra Pit New Version
  07/06/25
lol
dark confused yarmulke piazza
  07/07/25
wow
Lake circlehead
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Lake circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Mind-boggling talking shitlib

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Fuchsia base chad

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Spectacular hell indirect expression

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Big-titted azn

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Misunderstood school cafeteria

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: heady beta principal's office

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Aquamarine nofapping location ratface

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Bespoke Spot Trump Supporter

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Lake circlehead

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Motley well-lubricated legal warrant

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: boyish stead death wish

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Ebony razzle-dazzle sanctuary friendly grandma

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Lake circlehead

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Fragrant Doobsian Field Internal Respiration

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: coiffed vermilion idiot nursing home

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: Bossy station

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Lake circlehead

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Motley well-lubricated legal warrant

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Cerise twisted den preventive strike

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Fragrant Doobsian Field Internal Respiration

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: dark confused yarmulke piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Ebony razzle-dazzle sanctuary friendly grandma

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Bossy station

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Self-absorbed Jet-lagged Tanning Salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Adventurous salmon stain nowag

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: heady beta principal's office

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: mischievous histrionic boiling water codepig

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Emerald insane fat ankles newt

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Ebony razzle-dazzle sanctuary friendly grandma

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: mischievous histrionic boiling water codepig

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Mind-boggling talking shitlib

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Ebony razzle-dazzle sanctuary friendly grandma

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Cerise twisted den preventive strike

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Lake circlehead

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: idiotic orchid business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: trip mahogany cuckold

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Gaped Corner

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: diverse orange associate hall

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Lake circlehead

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Gaped Corner

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: dark confused yarmulke piazza

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Gaped Corner

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Clear cracking potus

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Lake circlehead

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: contagious box office reading party

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: blue faggot firefighter

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: dark confused yarmulke piazza

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: passionate light stag film cumskin

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Lake circlehead

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: hairraiser skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Shaky plaza doctorate

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Lake circlehead

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Domesticated startling casino

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Lake circlehead

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Bespoke Spot Trump Supporter

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: passionate light stag film cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: Ebony razzle-dazzle sanctuary friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Fragrant Doobsian Field Internal Respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: rose mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Maize Pea-brained Orchestra Pit New Version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: contagious box office reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: blue faggot firefighter

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: trip mahogany cuckold

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: Infuriating milky kitchen police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Self-absorbed Jet-lagged Tanning Salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Turquoise church organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Canary galvanic stage roommate

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Tripping cerebral trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Spectacular hell indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Misunderstood school cafeteria

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Lake circlehead

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: blue faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: dark confused yarmulke piazza

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: amethyst state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: maroon titillating whorehouse

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Lake circlehead

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: Motley well-lubricated legal warrant

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: rose mental disorder

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Maize Pea-brained Orchestra Pit New Version

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: dark confused yarmulke piazza

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: maroon titillating whorehouse

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: diverse orange associate hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Maize Pea-brained Orchestra Pit New Version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Tripping cerebral trust fund

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: floppy gas station

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Cerise twisted den preventive strike

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Lake circlehead

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: Ebony razzle-dazzle sanctuary friendly grandma

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: Lake circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: violent trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: dark confused yarmulke piazza

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: passionate light stag film cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Puce ungodly sneaky criminal

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: stirring filthy personal credit line

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: marvelous lime lay karate

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: cocky lemon double fault property

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: medicated crackhouse persian

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: violent trailer park

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Walnut Know-it-all Cuck Headpube

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: Lake circlehead

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: dark confused yarmulke piazza

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: Lake circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: Self-absorbed Jet-lagged Tanning Salon

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Vivacious nighttime hominid incel

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: pearly hissy fit philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Lake circlehead

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: violent trailer park

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: chestnut mad-dog skullcap knife

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: Tripping cerebral trust fund

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: heady beta principal's office

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Lake circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Tripping cerebral trust fund

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: Tripping cerebral trust fund

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Shaky plaza doctorate

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: heady beta principal's office

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: Lake circlehead

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: up-to-no-good keepsake machete

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Self-absorbed Jet-lagged Tanning Salon

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Flesh Fear-inspiring Feces Half-breed

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Lake circlehead

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Shaky plaza doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: vigorous native faggotry

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: Maize Pea-brained Orchestra Pit New Version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: dark confused yarmulke piazza

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Lake circlehead

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49078889)