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Saw two white guys walking around with sun umbrellas today

im glad this is finally catching on. its retarded there's an...
histrionic theater stage weed whacker
  07/17/25
this is just a signal for "open to azn pussy advances&q...
excitant native
  07/17/25
this was in san fran where i dont think that needs to be exp...
histrionic theater stage weed whacker
  07/17/25
obviously, but why the umbrellas?
Bossy soul-stirring telephone
  07/17/25
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histrionic theater stage weed whacker
  07/17/25
(faggy umbrella tp)
Onyx Cerebral Point Ceo
  07/17/25
it's a shame there's no sun protection for men that isn't se...
histrionic theater stage weed whacker
  07/17/25
I have Hair
Onyx Cerebral Point Ceo
  07/17/25
sick brag bro also umbrellas are superior because they co...
histrionic theater stage weed whacker
  07/17/25
(Ashy Larry)
Onyx Cerebral Point Ceo
  07/17/25
What the fuck are you babbling about? Wear a hat sunglasses ...
Umber hall filthpig
  07/17/25
some us have jobs where you cant dress like a fisherman or c...
histrionic theater stage weed whacker
  07/17/25
Stfu you disgusting queer
Umber hall filthpig
  07/17/25
heading to a big meeting in a sunshirt and carhartt bucket h...
histrionic theater stage weed whacker
  07/17/25
180
Khaki sinister cruise ship mediation
  07/17/25
despite being a pale potato nigger i suppose you don't need ...
histrionic theater stage weed whacker
  07/17/25
stop sniffing my White balls, faggot
Khaki sinister cruise ship mediation
  07/17/25
is that what that poor child said before you molested him yo...
histrionic theater stage weed whacker
  07/17/25
weird thing to lie about but I guess it makes sense since yo...
Khaki sinister cruise ship mediation
  07/17/25
...
Big rusted faggot firefighter
  07/17/25
...
Black site pistol
  07/17/25
put on one of your black suits and you'll be fine
Big rusted faggot firefighter
  07/17/25
https://static5.depositphotos.com/1030113/414/i/950/depositp...
exhilarant personal credit line garrison
  07/17/25
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Onyx Cerebral Point Ceo
  07/17/25
i wear a navy searsucker when i have to suit up in the summe...
histrionic theater stage weed whacker
  07/17/25
are you a shirt in the pool guy
excitant native
  07/17/25
no way but i stay under a beach umbrella or whatever the sha...
histrionic theater stage weed whacker
  07/17/25
My boyfriends and I strut around with lacy parasols when we'...
amethyst electric alpha
  07/17/25
...
jet razzle-dazzle shitlib home
  07/17/25
awesome!
histrionic theater stage weed whacker
  07/17/25
i'm alright with this on occasion. the UV index was terrible...
Cracking drunken incel stage
  07/17/25
They are called parasols. Umbrellas are for the rain.
Black site pistol
  07/17/25
my family always just calls them umbrellas in english
histrionic theater stage weed whacker
  07/17/25


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Date: July 17th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: histrionic theater stage weed whacker

im glad this is finally catching on. its retarded there's any stigma at all for something as common sense as this that most of the world already does. uv index ks out of control yet balding birdshits would rather get skin cancer than cover their head.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Reputation#49109283)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: excitant native

this is just a signal for "open to azn pussy advances"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Reputation#49109305)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 2:46 PM
Author: histrionic theater stage weed whacker

this was in san fran where i dont think that needs to be explictily signaled

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Reputation#49109338)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: Bossy soul-stirring telephone

obviously, but why the umbrellas?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Reputation#49109498)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:39 PM
Author: histrionic theater stage weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Reputation#49109514)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 2:51 PM
Author: Onyx Cerebral Point Ceo

(faggy umbrella tp)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Reputation#49109358)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 2:58 PM
Author: histrionic theater stage weed whacker

it's a shame there's no sun protection for men that isn't seen as gay. everyone used to wear brimmed hats because of this. it wasn't purely for looks. unless you can pull off a cowboy hat, any fedora or panama hat comes across as foppish.

i didn't think umbrellas would see adoption before hats. i guess it's the asianification of the us. wasnt long ago that sushi and curry were seen as weird and kinda gay.

anyway, im just glad i have a reason to feel less insecure about my umbrella.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Reputation#49109399)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Onyx Cerebral Point Ceo

I have Hair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Reputation#49109408)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: histrionic theater stage weed whacker

sick brag bro

also umbrellas are superior because they cover your arms too. i have a skincare routine and the sun can ruin it or just be uncomfortable. especially if im using a skin peel or something with bleaching agents.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Reputation#49109424)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:08 PM
Author: Onyx Cerebral Point Ceo

(Ashy Larry)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Reputation#49109441)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:02 PM
Author: Umber hall filthpig

What the fuck are you babbling about? Wear a hat sunglasses and a long sleeve shirt if you have to you stupid fucking faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Reputation#49109417)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:05 PM
Author: histrionic theater stage weed whacker

some us have jobs where you cant dress like a fisherman or construction worker, xleetus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Reputation#49109431)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:07 PM
Author: Umber hall filthpig

Stfu you disgusting queer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Reputation#49109436)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: histrionic theater stage weed whacker

heading to a big meeting in a sunshirt and carhartt bucket hat? get fucked hick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Reputation#49109459)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:07 PM
Author: Khaki sinister cruise ship mediation

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Reputation#49109434)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: histrionic theater stage weed whacker

despite being a pale potato nigger i suppose you don't need sun protection if you never leave the house lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Reputation#49109460)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:20 PM
Author: Khaki sinister cruise ship mediation

stop sniffing my White balls, faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Reputation#49109468)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: histrionic theater stage weed whacker

is that what that poor child said before you molested him you literal irl sex offender?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Reputation#49109481)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: Khaki sinister cruise ship mediation

weird thing to lie about but I guess it makes sense since you team up with trannies to groom kids on discord

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Reputation#49109533)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: Big rusted faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Reputation#49109461)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:18 PM
Author: Black site pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Reputation#49109463)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: Big rusted faggot firefighter

put on one of your black suits and you'll be fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Reputation#49109462)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: exhilarant personal credit line garrison

https://static5.depositphotos.com/1030113/414/i/950/depositphotos_4140836-stock-photo-man-with-colorful-umbrella.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Reputation#49109483)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:32 PM
Author: Onyx Cerebral Point Ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Reputation#49109495)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:32 PM
Author: histrionic theater stage weed whacker

i wear a navy searsucker when i have to suit up in the summer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Reputation#49109496)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:20 PM
Author: excitant native

are you a shirt in the pool guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Reputation#49109467)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: histrionic theater stage weed whacker

no way but i stay under a beach umbrella or whatever the shade provider is when im not in the pool.

why are patio umbrellas ok but not walking around umbrellas?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Reputation#49109479)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:22 PM
Author: amethyst electric alpha

My boyfriends and I strut around with lacy parasols when we're out daytime sarging

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Reputation#49109474)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: jet razzle-dazzle shitlib home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Reputation#49109542)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: histrionic theater stage weed whacker

awesome!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Reputation#49109760)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: Cracking drunken incel stage

i'm alright with this on occasion. the UV index was terrible this year and if you live in a sunny state you don't ever want to double up on sunburn days. if it's just a single block color and not a lacy panty pattern it's completely fine

sunscreen is vile and unnatural and really should only be worn a few times a year and probably only when you're on a boat or out hiking

i like those chink rice paddy hats but they are completely impractical. i would legit wear a sombrero sometimes and also use it to siesta in public parks if it wasn't de facto illegal to do so now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Reputation#49109781)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 6:47 PM
Author: Black site pistol

They are called parasols. Umbrellas are for the rain.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Reputation#49110078)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: histrionic theater stage weed whacker

my family always just calls them umbrellas in english

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Reputation#49110172)