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Why didn't we launch a voyager satellite every year for 40 years?
| Jade godawful shrine | 07/28/25 |
| Chrome cerebral church mother | 07/28/25 |
| Concupiscible Bawdyhouse | 07/28/25 |
| Chrome cerebral church mother | 07/28/25 |
| Chrome cerebral church mother | 07/28/25 |
| gaped multi-billionaire nursing home | 07/28/25 |
| Unhinged Lake Patrolman Lay | 07/28/25 |
| Hairraiser School Faggot Firefighter | 07/28/25 |
| Concupiscible Bawdyhouse | 07/28/25 |
| Heady national security agency | 07/28/25 |
| Ebony exhilarant brunch | 07/28/25 |
| Heady national security agency | 07/28/25 |
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Date: July 28th, 2025 2:21 AM Author: Jade godawful shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755483&forum_id=2Reputation#49136469) |
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Date: July 28th, 2025 6:06 AM Author: Chrome cerebral church mother Subject: (SEATTLE TIMES) NASA insiders revealed today that the ambitious 'Annual Voyager' program was quietly scuttled in the early 80s, not due to budget constraints as previously believed, but over fears of 'cosmic gentrification.'
A leaked memo reportedly stated, "If we keep sending probes, the type of entities we attract might dramatically lower celestial property values."
The source, speaking on condition of anonymity, added, "They saw what happened to the South Lake Union neighborhood and decided to put a moratorium on all interstellar outreach indefinitely." |
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Date: July 28th, 2025 7:47 AM Author: Concupiscible Bawdyhouse 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755483&forum_id=2Reputation#49136639) |
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Date: July 28th, 2025 3:10 PM Author: Chrome cerebral church mother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755483&forum_id=2Reputation#49137884) |
Date: July 28th, 2025 4:36 AM Author: Chrome cerebral church mother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755483&forum_id=2Reputation#49136511) |
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Date: July 28th, 2025 4:41 AM Author: gaped multi-billionaire nursing home voyager was flung out into space using the gravity propulsion of a rare planetary alignment. doing that in other years would be a lot slower. your probes would be like 15% of the distance or some shit.
the actual 'true' plan for long-range probes was to fling several capsules around the sun several times and hurl them out of the solar plane using the most rapid gravity assist possible on a short time-scale. but it was cancelled in the late-70's due to budget cuts. |
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Date: July 28th, 2025 6:01 AM Author: Unhinged Lake Patrolman Lay and they figured all that out back then? BS (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755483&forum_id=2Reputation#49136553) |
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Date: July 28th, 2025 7:47 AM Author: Hairraiser School Faggot Firefighter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755483&forum_id=2Reputation#49136640) |
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Date: July 28th, 2025 6:44 AM Author: Concupiscible Bawdyhouse Because we have to fund hip replacements for 75 year olds (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755483&forum_id=2Reputation#49136581) |
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Date: July 28th, 2025 7:44 AM Author: Heady national security agency Because it was an anti-Soviet PR gimmick. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755483&forum_id=2Reputation#49136636) |
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Date: July 28th, 2025 7:52 AM Author: Ebony exhilarant brunch we should be able to convince the Israel First party that it's an anti-China gimmick this time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755483&forum_id=2Reputation#49136650) |
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Date: July 28th, 2025 7:56 AM Author: Heady national security agency No one believes that. In the 70s America was the world leader in uniting the planet for peace and all that hippie shit. The record with naked people picking flowers saying "hello" in a rainbow of languages was designed to contrast us to the Soviets. What are we going to do to contrast us to China, but tranny children's books inside? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755483&forum_id=2Reputation#49136675) |
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Date: July 28th, 2025 7:58 AM Author: sickened beta church building gunner Montage of people happily drinking milk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755483&forum_id=2Reputation#49136684) |
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Date: July 28th, 2025 5:22 PM Author: Jade godawful shrine Piles of shoes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755483&forum_id=2Reputation#49138302) |