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BAM! You get $25M, but you have to LIVE in a Buc-ee's for 5 years.

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Avocado Station Sneaky Criminal
  07/09/25
(The Beaver™ Logs All)
Avocado Station Sneaky Criminal
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Evan "Juris Doctor" Vance (How Dare You™)
Avocado Station Sneaky Criminal
  07/09/25
Boom (Screaming from inside the Buc-ee’s freezer)
Avocado Station Sneaky Criminal
  07/09/25
I would do this and also cop a job as a bathroom cleaner or ...
provocative public bath
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Wtf
Vibrant azn famous landscape painting
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Someone needs to beat disco fries up irl. I can't think of a...
passionate mint stag film
  07/09/25
It's always so perversely bizarre and disconnectedfrom reali...
Vibrant azn famous landscape painting
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There is dignity in a day’s honest work.
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When do I start?
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Fiercely-loyal french chef
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cerebral area
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Can I jog around the parking lot?
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glittery crackhouse internal respiration
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i gave my cousin head
  07/19/25
Can my wife and kids be with me?
Insanely creepy knife spot
  07/09/25
Would you want them to be?
Free-loading gunner school cafeteria
  07/09/25
yes brother believe it or not. i've been fucking my wife 3-4...
Insanely creepy knife spot
  07/09/25
sign me up
Excitant Double Fault Pozpig
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If my family can move close by and visit everyday then this ...
Carnelian Well-lubricated Nursing Home
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cerebral area
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Being able to go as far as the property line makes this way ...
coral boyish rigpig meetinghouse
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The lot lizards is an under considered part of this hypo. Ju...
Vibrant azn famous landscape painting
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avg buc'ees lot lizard's body count is lower than median 28 ...
exciting awkward roast beef trailer park
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youd still have these aileen wournos types hovering over you...
Vibrant azn famous landscape painting
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i'm not trapped in here with you etc
exciting awkward roast beef trailer park
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cerebral area
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ttiwwop
kink-friendly racy field
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This would be well worth it and not that hard for $25M. You ...
ruby main people
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What the hell is Buc-ee. Sounds like some kind of prole sout...
Honey-headed Corn Cake
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Buc-ee's is a chain of travel centers known for clean bathro...
Vibrant azn famous landscape painting
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cerebral area
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hehe
Fiercely-loyal french chef
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Yeah, this seems like a no-brainer if you have friends and f...
Irradiated carmine home jap
  07/09/25
I have to imagine bucees would extend a store line of credit...
exciting awkward roast beef trailer park
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But where am I supposed to get 25 million dollars?
passionate mint stag film
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Iridescent principal's office
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cerebral area
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Can I bang escorts in the Bucc-ees bathroom
House-broken heaven
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whores who bang you in gas station bathrooms are officially ...
Excitant Double Fault Pozpig
  07/09/25
Lol
Vibrant azn famous landscape painting
  07/09/25
Who died and made you the hooker terminology police
coral boyish rigpig meetinghouse
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your mom after she sucked me off in the bathroom of a Sheetz...
Excitant Double Fault Pozpig
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Iridescent principal's office
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Bucees bathrooms are so clean tho
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Avocado Station Sneaky Criminal
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effete pea-brained brethren
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glittery crackhouse internal respiration
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I don't see why not.
Free-loading gunner school cafeteria
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assuming $100 per session (which honestly seems generous for...
deranged frozen sanctuary
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Do lot lizards work at Bucee's? It seems much more family o...
razzle lay
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regretfully, i don’t have a definitive answer based on...
deranged frozen sanctuary
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Above a Buc-ee's and below another Buc-ee's.
Mind-boggling prole
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cerebral area
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Better hypo if you change it to TravelCenters of America
Abusive Soul-stirring Resort Marketing Idea
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Park high end RV in the parking lot. Set up exercise rout...
razzle lay
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effete pea-brained brethren
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would they just let you leave an RV parked there for 5 years...
Excitant Double Fault Pozpig
  07/10/25
U could pay them $50k/year to park it there ljl
Abusive Soul-stirring Resort Marketing Idea
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So in your version of the hypo, they are completely cool wit...
Irradiated carmine home jap
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OP clearly states "you must live INSIDE a single Buc-ee...
passionate mint stag film
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And in the very next sentence, OP said, "You can never ...
Irradiated carmine home jap
  07/12/25
This would be easy. I've effectively "lived" in th...
Burgundy know-it-all indian lodge windowlicker
  07/10/25
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Avocado Station Sneaky Criminal
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Tan Bespoke Locale
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Diverse Mental Disorder Useless Brakes
  07/11/25
As long as I could get a nicer bed.
multi-colored jet weed whacker multi-billionaire
  07/10/25
Cool firend! Whwat kind of Bed do you need
Avocado Station Sneaky Criminal
  07/11/25
Can I also be the general manager? They make like $250k/yea...
Rose electric range halford
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you would be like a walk on on the football team. just show ...
Abusive Soul-stirring Resort Marketing Idea
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cerebral area
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passionate mint stag film
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Just did a quick bit of research, I think I'm in.
Transparent stage volcanic crater
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180
cerebral area
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DESCRIBE the research
coral boyish rigpig meetinghouse
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Avocado Station Sneaky Criminal
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Dashing lilac mother pocket flask
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1. lookup locations as a whole 2. narrow down possible choi...
Transparent stage volcanic crater
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You can’t leave to go to the strip club though.
Rose electric range halford
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so long as they aren't also taking part in a "live in a...
Transparent stage volcanic crater
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cerebral area
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Can you go up on the roof to sunbathe
Rose electric range halford
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Cq
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I have a medical condition that requires periodic visits to ...
curious boiling water
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What could you possibly need that isn't available in a Buc-e...
passionate mint stag film
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cerebral area
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Fuck your bone spur, nigger.
Rose electric range halford
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Your hypo suggests that I get the $25m on day #1 and that al...
Carnelian Well-lubricated Nursing Home
  07/12/25
Could get jacked af eating brisket and beef jerky for every ...
Underhanded rehab dragon
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“Hey man, for $25 million, would you be willing to giv...
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Underhanded rehab dragon
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effete pea-brained brethren
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enigmas
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Looks better than prison food, so yes. https://youtu.be/g...
Green menage
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But where do I get 25m
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Date: July 9th, 2025 3:34 AM
Author: Avocado Station Sneaky Criminal

BAM! You get $25M, but you have to LIVE in a Buc-ee's for 5 years.

GUN TO HEAD: You are given $25,000,000 tax-free.

The catch: you must live inside a single Buc-ee's location for five years straight. You can never leave the property line. You have unlimited access to all food, drink, and merchandise. You are given a small cot in a storage closet. You may use the bathrooms like any other customer.

You may have a laptop with internet, but all your poasts will be geo-tagged to the Buc-ee's.

Do you accept the terms of your gilded cage?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49085226)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 3:35 AM
Author: Avocado Station Sneaky Criminal
Subject: (The Beaver™ Logs All)

I accept.

Not because I crave the money, but because the Mahchine™ already placed me here.

The Buc-ee’s is a simulation node. A psychological study wrapped in fudge and fleece.

I will poast. I will sleep beside 480 plush beavers. I will bathe in LED glare and brisket grease.

Let them geo-tag me. Let them watch me unravel in aisle 14 beside the sour ropes.

Because one day, when the Club Card scanners begin to speak...

I will be ready.

This is not confinement.

This is $ervice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49085227)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 3:36 AM
Author: Avocado Station Sneaky Criminal
Subject: Evan "Juris Doctor" Vance (How Dare You™)

Absolutely not.

Five years in a neon-soaked consumer purgatory, surrounded by Midwestern families wearing flip-flops in winter, and urinals that smell like nutmeg beef jerky?

I would rather earn $25M practicing law in a boutique firm with tasteful exposed brick and Scandinavian chairs.

I light Diptyque candles when I feel trapped. What would I do in a Buc-ee’s? Light a citronella bucket?

No.

I will die with dignity, not wrapped in a Beaver™ fleece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49085228)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 3:36 AM
Author: Avocado Station Sneaky Criminal
Subject: Boom (Screaming from inside the Buc-ee’s freezer)

THEY THINK I’M TRAPPED?

I BEEN HERE SIX YEARS.

I OWN THE COT.

I MAED THE BRISKET MY CHILDD.

THE ADM™ DRONE$ FLEDY LOW HEREE.

THE BEAVER’S™ EYE$w MOVE AT NIGHT.

I BUILT A RADIO OUT OF PEPPERONI STICKS AND A TOY RIFLE.

IT ONLY BROADCASTS ONE PHRASE:

“THE FUDGE IS FAKE.”

$25 M?

BROTHESR, THAT’S JUST THE ENTRY FEE TO THE NEXT LAYER.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49085229)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:52 AM
Author: provocative public bath

I would do this and also cop a job as a bathroom cleaner or whatnot. I also wouldn’t eat anything those 5 years. Id just waste away on a freeway island of excess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49085259)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 7:01 AM
Author: Vibrant azn famous landscape painting

Wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49085319)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:07 AM
Author: passionate mint stag film

Someone needs to beat disco fries up irl. I can't think of a single person who more desperately needs some sense knocked into him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49085405)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:18 AM
Author: Vibrant azn famous landscape painting

It's always so perversely bizarre and disconnectedfrom reality, even given the bizarre hypo.

Just don't eat food for five years and clean cum out of urinals even though you have 25mm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49085423)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:35 AM
Author: provocative public bath

There is dignity in a day’s honest work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49085455)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 9:37 PM
Author: Avocado Station Sneaky Criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49088361)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 6:19 PM
Author: Avocado Station Sneaky Criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49090978)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: provocative public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49092198)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:02 AM
Author: Avocado Station Sneaky Criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49092280)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:07 AM
Author: provocative public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49092289)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:10 AM
Author: Avocado Station Sneaky Criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49092294)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:12 AM
Author: Avocado Station Sneaky Criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49092298)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Avocado Station Sneaky Criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49094321)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: provocative public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49094526)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: Avocado Station Sneaky Criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49094896)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:34 AM
Author: Avocado Station Sneaky Criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49095132)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: provocative public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49095446)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 3:05 AM
Author: Avocado Station Sneaky Criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49097125)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 9:14 AM
Author: provocative public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49097339)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 1:41 AM
Author: Avocado Station Sneaky Criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49099516)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 2:16 AM
Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ = Welcum to The Goodie Room™)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49113754)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 9:49 AM
Author: disco fries (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49114075)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 6:20 PM
Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ = Welcum to The Goodie Room™)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49117123)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:55 AM
Author: buff big crotch dingle berry

When do I start?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49085260)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: cerebral area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49088560)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 3:10 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49097142)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 9:40 PM
Author: cerebral area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49098984)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 7:56 AM
Author: abnormal thirsty therapy

Can I jog around the parking lot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49085394)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: cerebral area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49091991)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 9:58 PM
Author: glittery crackhouse internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49099015)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 2:17 AM
Author: i gave my cousin head



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49113757)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:11 AM
Author: Insanely creepy knife spot

Can my wife and kids be with me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49085409)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: Free-loading gunner school cafeteria

Would you want them to be?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49086880)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 3:08 PM
Author: Insanely creepy knife spot

yes brother believe it or not. i've been fucking my wife 3-4 times per week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49087014)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:14 AM
Author: Excitant Double Fault Pozpig

sign me up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49085415)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: cerebral area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49091990)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:15 AM
Author: Carnelian Well-lubricated Nursing Home

If my family can move close by and visit everyday then this sounds 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49085418)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:31 AM
Author: ruby main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49085444)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: cerebral area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49091992)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: coral boyish rigpig meetinghouse

Being able to go as far as the property line makes this way too easy, just get a massive RV and live in it for the duration. So long as you're patronizing the buccees regularly, they won't mind that you're taking up a parking space. You can also just buy lot lizards whenever you want a woman. When you consider the size of Seoul studios, nyuug is already effectively doing this for free.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49085431)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: Vibrant azn famous landscape painting

The lot lizards is an under considered part of this hypo. Just think about the dregs you'd be dealing with daily for 5 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49085448)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: exciting awkward roast beef trailer park

avg buc'ees lot lizard's body count is lower than median 28 mfh tindershrew and that is PP confirmed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49085493)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 9:35 AM
Author: Vibrant azn famous landscape painting

youd still have these aileen wournos types hovering over you while you eat your 10,000th free bag of flaming hot cheetos for breakfast and other BTK regulars coming in to patronize her services for five years. would be wild - theyd figure out your story fast and youd have no escap

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49085578)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: exciting awkward roast beef trailer park

i'm not trapped in here with you etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49086827)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: cerebral area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49091981)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 1:10 PM
Author: kink-friendly racy field

ttiwwop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49086559)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:34 AM
Author: ruby main people

This would be well worth it and not that hard for $25M. You can chill, post, read, go on a walk around the 80 gas pumps.

It would be a tougher call at $4M.

The only downside is either my kids would need to relocate or I wouldn't see them much for the 5 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49085452)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:48 AM
Author: Honey-headed Corn Cake

What the hell is Buc-ee. Sounds like some kind of prole southern thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49085477)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: Vibrant azn famous landscape painting

Buc-ee's is a chain of travel centers known for clean bathrooms and many fueling positions. Hehheh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49085606)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 1:42 PM
Author: Avocado Station Sneaky Criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49086680)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 2:19 PM
Author: Iridescent principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49086843)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 11:51 PM
Author: effete pea-brained brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49088778)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: cerebral area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49091984)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 3:12 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal french chef

hehe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49097145)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: Irradiated carmine home jap

Yeah, this seems like a no-brainer if you have friends and family that can visit you on occasion. I can work remotely, so I wouldn't even need to quit my job. Although for $25M, I could just quit my job and look at porn and poast all day. And when your five years are up, you are financially set for life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49085523)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 9:10 AM
Author: exciting awkward roast beef trailer park

I have to imagine bucees would extend a store line of credit against the $25M. I'd walk out of there 280 lbs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49085526)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 9:12 AM
Author: passionate mint stag film

But where am I supposed to get 25 million dollars?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49085530)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 2:19 PM
Author: Iridescent principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49086844)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: cerebral area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49091982)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: House-broken heaven

Can I bang escorts in the Bucc-ees bathroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49086059)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: Excitant Double Fault Pozpig

whores who bang you in gas station bathrooms are officially past the point of being referred to as "escorts"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49086590)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: Vibrant azn famous landscape painting

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49086837)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: coral boyish rigpig meetinghouse

Who died and made you the hooker terminology police

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49086873)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Excitant Double Fault Pozpig

your mom after she sucked me off in the bathroom of a Sheetz in central PA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49086978)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: Iridescent principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49086875)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 9:38 PM
Author: Flesh Business Firm Toaster

Bucees bathrooms are so clean tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49088368)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: Avocado Station Sneaky Criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49088468)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 11:52 PM
Author: effete pea-brained brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49088780)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 9:58 PM
Author: glittery crackhouse internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49099016)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 2:35 PM
Author: Free-loading gunner school cafeteria

I don't see why not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49086883)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: deranged frozen sanctuary

assuming $100 per session (which honestly seems generous for the buccee’s lot lizard set), you could afford to do this roughly 135 times a day, every day, over the course of your stint. it would wipe out all of your earnings, but you could probably make some of it back by writing a book about the experience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49087057)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 11:04 PM
Author: razzle lay

Do lot lizards work at Bucee's? It seems much more family oriented. I don't think they even allow tractor trailers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49088661)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 11:08 PM
Author: deranged frozen sanctuary

regretfully, i don’t have a definitive answer based on personal experience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49088668)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: cerebral area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49091985)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 3:22 PM
Author: Mind-boggling prole

Above a Buc-ee's and below another Buc-ee's.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49087091)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: cerebral area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49091986)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Abusive Soul-stirring Resort Marketing Idea

Better hypo if you change it to TravelCenters of America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49088665)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 11:08 PM
Author: razzle lay

Park high end RV in the parking lot.

Set up exercise routine. Maybe get a second RV outfitted as a gym, set up running or walking course around the property.

Get deliveries of real groceries from nearest town.

Work from home and or make YouTube videos about the experience.

Invite family and friends to come visit.

Make $25 million.

The whole thing sounds like a no brainer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49088667)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: effete pea-brained brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49088783)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 8:59 AM
Author: Excitant Double Fault Pozpig

would they just let you leave an RV parked there for 5 years?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49089456)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 12:40 PM
Author: Abusive Soul-stirring Resort Marketing Idea

U could pay them $50k/year to park it there ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49090076)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: Irradiated carmine home jap

So in your version of the hypo, they are completely cool with letting you sleep in their supply closet and eating half their brisket every day, but leaving an RV in their huge ass parking lot would be a deal breaker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49091826)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:21 AM
Author: passionate mint stag film

OP clearly states "you must live INSIDE a single Buc-ee's location". Don't FUCK WITH THE HYPO YOU STUPID FUCKING FAGGOT PUMO. JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST WE HAVE ONE RULE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49092424)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: Irradiated carmine home jap

And in the very next sentence, OP said, "You can never leave the property line." The parking lot is clearly within the property line. At the very worst, the propriety of sleeping in an RV in the parking lot is ambiguous.

The more obvious issue is that I don't think that they have RV hookups at Buc-ee's. But you could use a generator to keep your lights on. Water could be trickier, because Buc-ee's might not want you to dump sewage in their parking lot. But if you never use the toilet in the RV, you would never need to dump the black water tank, and dumping the grey water tank in the parking lot is probably no big deal. Buc-ee's has clean restrooms, so you don't really need to use the RV in the toilet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49095124)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 12:21 AM
Author: Burgundy know-it-all indian lodge windowlicker

This would be easy. I've effectively "lived" in these kinds of places for years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49088842)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 1:19 AM
Author: Avocado Station Sneaky Criminal

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49088952)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 11:08 PM
Author: Tan Bespoke Locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49092077)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 8:58 PM
Author: Diverse Mental Disorder Useless Brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49094733)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 11:13 PM
Author: multi-colored jet weed whacker multi-billionaire

As long as I could get a nicer bed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49092101)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:13 AM
Author: Avocado Station Sneaky Criminal

Cool firend! Whwat kind of Bed do you need

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49092299)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:30 PM
Author: Rose electric range halford

Can I also be the general manager? They make like $250k/year and it’d keep you busy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49094383)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: Abusive Soul-stirring Resort Marketing Idea

you would be like a walk on on the football team. just show up and manage the bucees well enough until they have no choice but to promote you to the full time roster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49094402)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 8:48 PM
Author: cerebral area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49094708)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: passionate mint stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49095506)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 8:35 PM
Author: Transparent stage volcanic crater

Just did a quick bit of research, I think I'm in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49094669)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 8:48 PM
Author: cerebral area

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49094709)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 8:57 PM
Author: coral boyish rigpig meetinghouse

DESCRIBE the research

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49094729)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: Avocado Station Sneaky Criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49094897)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:43 PM
Author: Avocado Station Sneaky Criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49095049)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:34 AM
Author: Avocado Station Sneaky Criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49095131)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 11:34 AM
Author: Dashing lilac mother pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49095607)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: Transparent stage volcanic crater

1. lookup locations as a whole

2. narrow down possible choices by proximity to family/friends

3. narrow down possible choices by proximity to strip clubs

4. look at census data and local high school sports results

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49095905)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: Rose electric range halford

You can’t leave to go to the strip club though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49095971)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: Transparent stage volcanic crater

so long as they aren't also taking part in a "live in a strip club for 5 years" challenge, there might be a workaround.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49095993)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: cerebral area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49098675)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: Rose electric range halford

Can you go up on the roof to sunbathe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49095008)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: cerebral area

Cq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49095126)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 9:45 AM
Author: curious boiling water

I have a medical condition that requires periodic visits to a medical facility. Can I get a reasonable accommodation?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49095459)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:26 PM
Author: passionate mint stag film

What could you possibly need that isn't available in a Buc-ees?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49095715)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: cerebral area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49098514)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 9:59 AM
Author: Rose electric range halford

Fuck your bone spur, nigger.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49097398)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 2:48 PM
Author: Carnelian Well-lubricated Nursing Home

Your hypo suggests that I get the $25m on day #1 and that all of my meager expenses are covered. Invested in the S&P 500 you’d come out the backend with more like $50m.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49096005)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: Underhanded rehab dragon

Could get jacked af eating brisket and beef jerky for every meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49096008)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 2:55 PM
Author: Carnelian Well-lubricated Nursing Home

“Hey man, for $25 million, would you be willing to give up all of the stress of your miserable job, never work another day in your life, and detox by basically spending 5 years camping, working out, and catching up on a several decades of reading?”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49096015)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 3:18 PM
Author: Underhanded rehab dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49096048)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: cerebral area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49096277)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 10:21 AM
Author: effete pea-brained brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49097446)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 10:02 PM
Author: glittery crackhouse internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49099032)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 9:01 AM
Author: enigmas



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49114022)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: Green menage

Looks better than prison food, so yes.

https://youtu.be/gN8sk-4ZRdQ?t=173

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49097340)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 9:39 AM
Author: ..,,.,.,,,.,,,,.,.,.,,,..,,.,,..,,


But where do I get 25m

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49114065)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 12:43 PM
Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III

https://youtu.be/jeLZlxqO70Q?si=fpWpL2vzLnZZf9Oq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2Reputation#49116415)