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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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thirsty sinister church
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
Glittery nubile juggernaut
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
hyperventilating theatre half-breed
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
Gaped Galvanic Tank
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
Yellow hell
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
offensive topaz double fault
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
Dashing Headpube
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
bespoke mental disorder state
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
Nudist Swollen Factory Reset Button Antidepressant Drug
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
thirsty sinister church
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
Godawful point
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
aromatic dragon
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
Very tactful national security agency market
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
thirsty sinister church
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
lime bipolar cuck
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
nighttime mind-boggling regret
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
Dull chapel karate
  06/30/25
cr
thirsty sinister church
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
Godawful point
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
cheese-eating alpha locus
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
lime bipolar cuck
  06/30/25
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razzle-dazzle school cafeteria coldplay fan
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
Very tactful national security agency market
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
Dull chapel karate
  06/30/25
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Big honey-headed boiling water laser beams
  07/01/25
*bussy
Ruby faggot firefighter
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
Dashing Headpube
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
Charcoal halford parlour
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
big-titted mother
  06/30/25
fuck
Very tactful national security agency market
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
Charcoal halford parlour
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
Glittery nubile juggernaut
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
Very tactful national security agency market
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
cheese-eating alpha locus
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
thirsty sinister church
  06/30/25
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awkward sapphire nursing home circlehead
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
provocative field marketing idea
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
pearly pit
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
thriller aqua library legend
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
thirsty sinister church
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
pearly pit
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
razzle-dazzle school cafeteria coldplay fan
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
pearly pit
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
Vibrant Area
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
thirsty sinister church
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
chrome stubborn address
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
Navy internet-worthy fat ankles puppy
  06/30/25
tcr
razzle-dazzle school cafeteria coldplay fan
  07/01/25
just jump
Racy Stage People Who Are Hurt
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
thirsty sinister church
  06/30/25
...
translucent spectacular hunting ground site
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
razzmatazz crawly hissy fit locale
  06/30/25
wow
thirsty sinister church
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
chartreuse supple jew shitlib
  06/30/25
JFC man
thirsty sinister church
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
Nudist Swollen Factory Reset Button Antidepressant Drug
  06/30/25
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Racy Stage People Who Are Hurt
  06/30/25
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Very tactful national security agency market
  06/30/25
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lime bipolar cuck
  06/30/25
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saffron talking therapy step-uncle's house
  06/30/25
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Flickering maize striped hyena gas station
  06/30/25
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chrome stubborn address
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
Navy internet-worthy fat ankles puppy
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
provocative field marketing idea
  06/30/25
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garnet station
  07/01/25
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Big honey-headed boiling water laser beams
  07/01/25
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Misunderstood laughsome quadroon pisswyrm
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
Bonkers volcanic crater
  07/01/25
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red candlestick maker
  07/01/25
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Gaped Galvanic Tank
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
offensive topaz double fault
  06/30/25
bro
thirsty sinister church
  06/30/25
...
Navy internet-worthy fat ankles puppy
  06/30/25
lol
razzle-dazzle school cafeteria coldplay fan
  07/01/25
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chest-beating university
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
Fishy ticket booth giraffe
  06/30/25
jfc
thirsty sinister church
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
Godawful point
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
saffron talking therapy step-uncle's house
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
Flickering maize striped hyena gas station
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
razzle-dazzle school cafeteria coldplay fan
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
Fishy ticket booth giraffe
  07/01/25
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thriller aqua library legend
  07/01/25
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Flickering maize striped hyena gas station
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
red candlestick maker
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
lascivious house
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
cheese-eating alpha locus
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
thirsty sinister church
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
Very tactful national security agency market
  06/30/25
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thirsty sinister church
  07/01/25
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pearl round eye institution
  07/01/25
lol
razzle-dazzle school cafeteria coldplay fan
  07/01/25
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Racy Stage People Who Are Hurt
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
pea-brained orchid feces resort
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
Boyish rehab boltzmann
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
irate opaque abode
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
clear insanely creepy den trump supporter
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
vengeful menage
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
pearl round eye institution
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
know-it-all psychic
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
thirsty sinister church
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
razzle-dazzle school cafeteria coldplay fan
  07/01/25
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thirsty sinister church
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
Big honey-headed boiling water laser beams
  07/01/25
😟
Shaky soul-stirring crotch pozpig
  07/01/25
...
Puce church building wagecucks
  07/01/25
holy shit
thirsty sinister church
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
pearl round eye institution
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
Comical rigor athletic conference
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
red candlestick maker
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
Dashing Headpube
  07/01/25
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thirsty sinister church
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
red candlestick maker
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
red candlestick maker
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
razzmatazz crawly hissy fit locale
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
Dashing Headpube
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
thirsty sinister church
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
Odious Khaki Center Useless Brakes
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
Big honey-headed boiling water laser beams
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
floppy rigpig multi-billionaire
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
thirsty sinister church
  07/06/25
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razzmatazz crawly hissy fit locale
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
Flesh free-loading tanning salon blood rage
  07/06/25
...
Flickering maize striped hyena gas station
  07/06/25
lol
razzle-dazzle school cafeteria coldplay fan
  07/07/25
wow
thirsty sinister church
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: thirsty sinister church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Glittery nubile juggernaut

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: hyperventilating theatre half-breed

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Gaped Galvanic Tank

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Yellow hell

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: offensive topaz double fault

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Dashing Headpube

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: bespoke mental disorder state

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Nudist Swollen Factory Reset Button Antidepressant Drug

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: thirsty sinister church

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Godawful point

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: aromatic dragon

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Very tactful national security agency market

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: thirsty sinister church

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: lime bipolar cuck

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: nighttime mind-boggling regret

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: Dull chapel karate

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: thirsty sinister church

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Godawful point

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: cheese-eating alpha locus

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: lime bipolar cuck

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle school cafeteria coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Very tactful national security agency market

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Dull chapel karate

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Big honey-headed boiling water laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Ruby faggot firefighter

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Dashing Headpube

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Charcoal halford parlour

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: big-titted mother

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Very tactful national security agency market

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Charcoal halford parlour

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Glittery nubile juggernaut

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Very tactful national security agency market

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: cheese-eating alpha locus

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: thirsty sinister church

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: awkward sapphire nursing home circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: provocative field marketing idea

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: pearly pit

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: thriller aqua library legend

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: thirsty sinister church

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: pearly pit

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle school cafeteria coldplay fan

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: pearly pit

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Vibrant Area

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: thirsty sinister church

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: chrome stubborn address

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Navy internet-worthy fat ankles puppy

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle school cafeteria coldplay fan

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: Racy Stage People Who Are Hurt

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: thirsty sinister church

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: translucent spectacular hunting ground site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: razzmatazz crawly hissy fit locale

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: thirsty sinister church

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: chartreuse supple jew shitlib

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: thirsty sinister church

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Nudist Swollen Factory Reset Button Antidepressant Drug

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Racy Stage People Who Are Hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: Very tactful national security agency market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: lime bipolar cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: saffron talking therapy step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Flickering maize striped hyena gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: chrome stubborn address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Navy internet-worthy fat ankles puppy

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: provocative field marketing idea

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: garnet station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Big honey-headed boiling water laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Misunderstood laughsome quadroon pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Bonkers volcanic crater

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: red candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Gaped Galvanic Tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: offensive topaz double fault

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: thirsty sinister church

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Navy internet-worthy fat ankles puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle school cafeteria coldplay fan

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: chest-beating university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Fishy ticket booth giraffe

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: thirsty sinister church

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: Godawful point

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: saffron talking therapy step-uncle's house

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Flickering maize striped hyena gas station

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle school cafeteria coldplay fan

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Fishy ticket booth giraffe

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: thriller aqua library legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Flickering maize striped hyena gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: red candlestick maker

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: lascivious house

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: cheese-eating alpha locus

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: thirsty sinister church

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: Very tactful national security agency market

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: thirsty sinister church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: pearl round eye institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle school cafeteria coldplay fan

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: Racy Stage People Who Are Hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: pea-brained orchid feces resort

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: Boyish rehab boltzmann

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: irate opaque abode

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: clear insanely creepy den trump supporter

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: vengeful menage

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: pearl round eye institution

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: know-it-all psychic

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: thirsty sinister church

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle school cafeteria coldplay fan

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: thirsty sinister church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: Big honey-headed boiling water laser beams

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Shaky soul-stirring crotch pozpig

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Puce church building wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: thirsty sinister church

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: pearl round eye institution

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Comical rigor athletic conference

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: red candlestick maker

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Dashing Headpube

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: thirsty sinister church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: red candlestick maker

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: red candlestick maker

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: razzmatazz crawly hissy fit locale

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: Dashing Headpube

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: thirsty sinister church

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Odious Khaki Center Useless Brakes

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Big honey-headed boiling water laser beams

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: floppy rigpig multi-billionaire

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: thirsty sinister church

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: razzmatazz crawly hissy fit locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Flesh free-loading tanning salon blood rage

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: Flickering maize striped hyena gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle school cafeteria coldplay fan

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: thirsty sinister church

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49078889)