\
  The most prestigious law school admissions discussion board in the world.
BackRefresh Options Favorite

if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

...
carmine rigor institution
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
Cracking hateful spot pistol
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
Salmon School Cafeteria Pervert
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
galvanic chartreuse feces
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
Talented hissy fit
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
histrionic potus
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
exciting pocket flask
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
Dun razzle office
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
hyperventilating transparent point scourge upon the earth
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
carmine rigor institution
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
Garnet Azn
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
Irradiated weed whacker
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
Clear boyish wrinkle national security agency
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
carmine rigor institution
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
henna arousing parlour giraffe
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
iridescent temple
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
cerise prole son of senegal
  06/30/25
cr
carmine rigor institution
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
Garnet Azn
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
abusive copper location
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
henna arousing parlour giraffe
  06/30/25
...
pontificating khaki sex offender
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
Clear boyish wrinkle national security agency
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
cerise prole son of senegal
  06/30/25
...
Diverse theater stage
  07/01/25
*bussy
White fluffy digit ratio
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
exciting pocket flask
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
Provocative Masturbator
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
drab blood rage therapy
  06/30/25
fuck
Clear boyish wrinkle national security agency
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
Provocative Masturbator
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
Cracking hateful spot pistol
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
Clear boyish wrinkle national security agency
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
abusive copper location
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
carmine rigor institution
  06/30/25
...
orchid forum
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
Big glassy whorehouse people who are hurt
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
Laughsome knife
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
haunting ruby hunting ground station
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
carmine rigor institution
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
Laughsome knife
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
pontificating khaki sex offender
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
Laughsome knife
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
Comical very tactful crackhouse
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
carmine rigor institution
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
floppy dingle berry church
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
mentally impaired lascivious gay wizard
  06/30/25
tcr
pontificating khaki sex offender
  07/01/25
just jump
Free-loading idiot
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
carmine rigor institution
  06/30/25
...
adventurous shrine volcanic crater
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
sepia selfie
  06/30/25
wow
carmine rigor institution
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
dashing alcoholic sanctuary
  06/30/25
JFC man
carmine rigor institution
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
hyperventilating transparent point scourge upon the earth
  06/30/25
...
Free-loading idiot
  06/30/25
...
Clear boyish wrinkle national security agency
  06/30/25
...
henna arousing parlour giraffe
  06/30/25
...
rose ladyboy step-uncle's house
  06/30/25
...
burgundy frum liquid oxygen
  06/30/25
...
floppy dingle berry church
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
mentally impaired lascivious gay wizard
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
Big glassy whorehouse people who are hurt
  06/30/25
...
Emerald associate
  07/01/25
...
Diverse theater stage
  07/01/25
...
Supple Translucent Meetinghouse
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
contagious hairless faggot firefighter chad
  07/01/25
...
fragrant lodge
  07/01/25
...
galvanic chartreuse feces
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
histrionic potus
  06/30/25
bro
carmine rigor institution
  06/30/25
...
mentally impaired lascivious gay wizard
  06/30/25
lol
pontificating khaki sex offender
  07/01/25
...
umber concupiscible hall
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
milky public bath
  06/30/25
jfc
carmine rigor institution
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
Garnet Azn
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
rose ladyboy step-uncle's house
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
burgundy frum liquid oxygen
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
pontificating khaki sex offender
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
milky public bath
  07/01/25
...
haunting ruby hunting ground station
  07/01/25
...
burgundy frum liquid oxygen
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
fragrant lodge
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
Out-of-control range sound barrier
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
abusive copper location
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
carmine rigor institution
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
Clear boyish wrinkle national security agency
  06/30/25
...
carmine rigor institution
  07/01/25
...
sapphire field cuckoldry
  07/01/25
lol
pontificating khaki sex offender
  07/01/25
...
Free-loading idiot
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
Fishy Up-to-no-good Indian Lodge
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
olive ape heaven
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
Thriller locus gaping
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
amber glittery business firm mediation
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
deep honey-headed school becky
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
sapphire field cuckoldry
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
Splenetic Claret Rehab
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
carmine rigor institution
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
pontificating khaki sex offender
  07/01/25
...
carmine rigor institution
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
Diverse theater stage
  07/01/25
😟
territorial excitant kitchen
  07/01/25
...
tan milk
  07/01/25
holy shit
carmine rigor institution
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
sapphire field cuckoldry
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
Brindle Aphrodisiac New Version
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
fragrant lodge
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
exciting pocket flask
  07/01/25
...
carmine rigor institution
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
fragrant lodge
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
fragrant lodge
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
sepia selfie
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
exciting pocket flask
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
carmine rigor institution
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
hairraiser box office
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
Diverse theater stage
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
Bossy Plaza Mother
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
carmine rigor institution
  07/06/25
...
sepia selfie
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
topaz stirring hospital
  07/06/25
...
burgundy frum liquid oxygen
  07/06/25
lol
pontificating khaki sex offender
  07/07/25
wow
carmine rigor institution
  07/07/25


Poast new message in this thread



Reply Favorite

Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: carmine rigor institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061236)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Cracking hateful spot pistol

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061241)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Salmon School Cafeteria Pervert

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061487)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: galvanic chartreuse feces

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49064550)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Talented hissy fit

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49076352)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: histrionic potus

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061242)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: exciting pocket flask

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061243)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Dun razzle office

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061246)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: hyperventilating transparent point scourge upon the earth

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061294)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: carmine rigor institution

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061317)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Garnet Azn

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061248)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Irradiated weed whacker

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061251)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Clear boyish wrinkle national security agency

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061275)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: carmine rigor institution

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061286)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: henna arousing parlour giraffe

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061686)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: iridescent temple

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49070086)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: cerise prole son of senegal

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061249)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: carmine rigor institution

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061270)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Garnet Azn

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061282)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: abusive copper location

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061414)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: henna arousing parlour giraffe

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061811)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: pontificating khaki sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062447)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Clear boyish wrinkle national security agency

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061254)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: cerise prole son of senegal

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061267)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Diverse theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062635)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: White fluffy digit ratio

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061298)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: exciting pocket flask

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061308)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Provocative Masturbator

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061316)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: drab blood rage therapy

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061773)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Clear boyish wrinkle national security agency

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061824)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Provocative Masturbator

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061869)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Cracking hateful spot pistol

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061357)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Clear boyish wrinkle national security agency

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061405)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: abusive copper location

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061421)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: carmine rigor institution

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061427)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: orchid forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49078762)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: Big glassy whorehouse people who are hurt

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062016)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Laughsome knife

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061255)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: haunting ruby hunting ground station

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061265)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: carmine rigor institution

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061272)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Laughsome knife

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061713)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: pontificating khaki sex offender

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062448)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Laughsome knife

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062661)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Comical very tactful crackhouse

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061266)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: carmine rigor institution

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061283)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: floppy dingle berry church

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061312)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: mentally impaired lascivious gay wizard

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061328)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: pontificating khaki sex offender

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062449)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: Free-loading idiot

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061336)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: carmine rigor institution

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061345)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: adventurous shrine volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49064523)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: sepia selfie

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061384)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: carmine rigor institution

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061398)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: dashing alcoholic sanctuary

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061394)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: carmine rigor institution

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061399)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: hyperventilating transparent point scourge upon the earth

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061404)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Free-loading idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061410)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: Clear boyish wrinkle national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061450)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: henna arousing parlour giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061712)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: rose ladyboy step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061777)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: burgundy frum liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061817)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: floppy dingle berry church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062020)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: mentally impaired lascivious gay wizard

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062243)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: Big glassy whorehouse people who are hurt

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062247)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: Emerald associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062443)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Diverse theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062637)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Supple Translucent Meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062948)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: contagious hairless faggot firefighter chad

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49063691)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: fragrant lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49063718)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: galvanic chartreuse feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49064589)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: histrionic potus

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061415)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: carmine rigor institution

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061443)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: mentally impaired lascivious gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062245)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: pontificating khaki sex offender

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062450)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: umber concupiscible hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062979)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: milky public bath

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061441)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: carmine rigor institution

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061454)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: Garnet Azn

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061798)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: rose ladyboy step-uncle's house

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061808)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: burgundy frum liquid oxygen

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061822)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: pontificating khaki sex offender

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062451)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: milky public bath

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062632)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: haunting ruby hunting ground station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49064521)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: burgundy frum liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49077604)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: fragrant lodge

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49063719)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Out-of-control range sound barrier

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061480)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: abusive copper location

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061492)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: carmine rigor institution

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061501)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: Clear boyish wrinkle national security agency

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061528)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: carmine rigor institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062397)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: sapphire field cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49064441)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: pontificating khaki sex offender

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062452)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: Free-loading idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061509)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Fishy Up-to-no-good Indian Lodge

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062022)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: olive ape heaven

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49064439)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Thriller locus gaping

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49065730)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: amber glittery business firm mediation

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061591)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: deep honey-headed school becky

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062469)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: sapphire field cuckoldry

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49063005)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Splenetic Claret Rehab

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061717)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: carmine rigor institution

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062398)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: pontificating khaki sex offender

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062446)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: carmine rigor institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062459)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: Diverse theater stage

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062639)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: territorial excitant kitchen

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062977)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: tan milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49063002)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: carmine rigor institution

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49064258)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: sapphire field cuckoldry

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49063006)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Brindle Aphrodisiac New Version

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49063715)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: fragrant lodge

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49063724)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: exciting pocket flask

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49064533)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: carmine rigor institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49065395)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: fragrant lodge

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49065717)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: fragrant lodge

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49065721)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: sepia selfie

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49075086)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: exciting pocket flask

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49075651)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: carmine rigor institution

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49076284)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: hairraiser box office

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49075101)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Diverse theater stage

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49077073)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Bossy Plaza Mother

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49077209)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: carmine rigor institution

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49077438)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: sepia selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49077539)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: topaz stirring hospital

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49077548)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: burgundy frum liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49077605)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: pontificating khaki sex offender

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49078741)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: carmine rigor institution

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49078889)