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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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Soul-stirring umber rigpig
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
Rebellious laser beams
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
ruddy splenetic institution background story
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
Gold senate
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
Mildly autistic station mental disorder
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
sexy purple locale boiling water
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
exciting emerald faggot firefighter faggotry
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
Heady Hell Roommate
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
disrespectful laughsome wagecucks orchestra pit
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
Soul-stirring umber rigpig
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
primrose main people
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
Khaki associate newt
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
flirting lay
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
Soul-stirring umber rigpig
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
Rough-skinned snowy selfie
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
Medicated gaping
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
cobalt field internal respiration
  06/30/25
cr
Soul-stirring umber rigpig
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
primrose main people
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
Obsidian razzle-dazzle range party of the first part
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
Rough-skinned snowy selfie
  06/30/25
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rose adventurous meetinghouse goyim
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
flirting lay
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
cobalt field internal respiration
  06/30/25
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galvanic public bath degenerate
  07/01/25
*bussy
Plum resort trust fund
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
exciting emerald faggot firefighter faggotry
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
Comical aquamarine site
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
mentally impaired hot garrison
  06/30/25
fuck
flirting lay
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
Comical aquamarine site
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
Rebellious laser beams
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
flirting lay
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
Obsidian razzle-dazzle range party of the first part
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
Soul-stirring umber rigpig
  06/30/25
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ebony doobsian mother french chef
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
fear-inspiring beta cuck
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
passionate bespoke marketing idea
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
Copper roast beef halford
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
Soul-stirring umber rigpig
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
passionate bespoke marketing idea
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
rose adventurous meetinghouse goyim
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
passionate bespoke marketing idea
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
translucent keepsake machete
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
Soul-stirring umber rigpig
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
filthy sticky location water buffalo
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
Irradiated dark base depressive
  06/30/25
tcr
rose adventurous meetinghouse goyim
  07/01/25
just jump
motley juggernaut
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
Soul-stirring umber rigpig
  06/30/25
...
Crystalline disturbing hall
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
pink hissy fit address
  06/30/25
wow
Soul-stirring umber rigpig
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
boyish giraffe
  06/30/25
JFC man
Soul-stirring umber rigpig
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
disrespectful laughsome wagecucks orchestra pit
  06/30/25
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motley juggernaut
  06/30/25
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flirting lay
  06/30/25
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Rough-skinned snowy selfie
  06/30/25
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mint naked preventive strike
  06/30/25
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Honey-headed striped hyena
  06/30/25
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filthy sticky location water buffalo
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
Irradiated dark base depressive
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
fear-inspiring beta cuck
  06/30/25
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haunting casino
  07/01/25
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galvanic public bath degenerate
  07/01/25
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Lake Insane Mad Cow Disease
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
Stimulating chartreuse international law enforcement agency
  07/01/25
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flatulent kitty cat
  07/01/25
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Gold senate
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
sexy purple locale boiling water
  06/30/25
bro
Soul-stirring umber rigpig
  06/30/25
...
Irradiated dark base depressive
  06/30/25
lol
rose adventurous meetinghouse goyim
  07/01/25
...
Diverse Gay Gaming Laptop
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
Big Black Woman
  06/30/25
jfc
Soul-stirring umber rigpig
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
primrose main people
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
mint naked preventive strike
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
Honey-headed striped hyena
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
rose adventurous meetinghouse goyim
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
Big Black Woman
  07/01/25
...
Copper roast beef halford
  07/01/25
...
Honey-headed striped hyena
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
flatulent kitty cat
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
aggressive contagious travel guidebook
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
Obsidian razzle-dazzle range party of the first part
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
Soul-stirring umber rigpig
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
flirting lay
  06/30/25
...
Soul-stirring umber rigpig
  07/01/25
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Henna Dashing Point Digit Ratio
  07/01/25
lol
rose adventurous meetinghouse goyim
  07/01/25
...
motley juggernaut
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
Impertinent bawdyhouse
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
slap-happy hairy legs
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
fluffy indirect expression indian lodge
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
Scarlet Tantric Hunting Ground Cruise Ship
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
Out-of-control arousing coffee pot scourge upon the earth
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
Henna Dashing Point Digit Ratio
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
Walnut Fragrant Foreskin Idea He Suggested
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
Soul-stirring umber rigpig
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
rose adventurous meetinghouse goyim
  07/01/25
...
Soul-stirring umber rigpig
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
galvanic public bath degenerate
  07/01/25
😟
canary histrionic partner
  07/01/25
...
charismatic ticket booth
  07/01/25
holy shit
Soul-stirring umber rigpig
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
Henna Dashing Point Digit Ratio
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
sepia home
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
flatulent kitty cat
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
exciting emerald faggot firefighter faggotry
  07/01/25
...
Soul-stirring umber rigpig
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
flatulent kitty cat
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
flatulent kitty cat
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
pink hissy fit address
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
exciting emerald faggot firefighter faggotry
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
Soul-stirring umber rigpig
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
Puce Low-t State Double Fault
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
galvanic public bath degenerate
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
Electric citrine hospital
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
Soul-stirring umber rigpig
  07/06/25
...
pink hissy fit address
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
lilac trip mood
  07/06/25
...
Honey-headed striped hyena
  07/06/25
lol
rose adventurous meetinghouse goyim
  07/07/25
wow
Soul-stirring umber rigpig
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Soul-stirring umber rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Rebellious laser beams

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: ruddy splenetic institution background story

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Gold senate

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Mildly autistic station mental disorder

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: sexy purple locale boiling water

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: exciting emerald faggot firefighter faggotry

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Heady Hell Roommate

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: disrespectful laughsome wagecucks orchestra pit

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Soul-stirring umber rigpig

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: primrose main people

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Khaki associate newt

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: flirting lay

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Soul-stirring umber rigpig

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Rough-skinned snowy selfie

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Medicated gaping

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: cobalt field internal respiration

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Soul-stirring umber rigpig

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: primrose main people

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Obsidian razzle-dazzle range party of the first part

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Rough-skinned snowy selfie

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: rose adventurous meetinghouse goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: flirting lay

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: cobalt field internal respiration

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: galvanic public bath degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Plum resort trust fund

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: exciting emerald faggot firefighter faggotry

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Comical aquamarine site

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: mentally impaired hot garrison

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: flirting lay

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Comical aquamarine site

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Rebellious laser beams

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: flirting lay

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Obsidian razzle-dazzle range party of the first part

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Soul-stirring umber rigpig

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: ebony doobsian mother french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: fear-inspiring beta cuck

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: passionate bespoke marketing idea

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Copper roast beef halford

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Soul-stirring umber rigpig

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: passionate bespoke marketing idea

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: rose adventurous meetinghouse goyim

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: passionate bespoke marketing idea

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: translucent keepsake machete

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Soul-stirring umber rigpig

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: filthy sticky location water buffalo

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Irradiated dark base depressive

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: rose adventurous meetinghouse goyim

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: motley juggernaut

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Soul-stirring umber rigpig

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Crystalline disturbing hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: pink hissy fit address

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Soul-stirring umber rigpig

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: boyish giraffe

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Soul-stirring umber rigpig

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: disrespectful laughsome wagecucks orchestra pit

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: motley juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: flirting lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Rough-skinned snowy selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: mint naked preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Honey-headed striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: filthy sticky location water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Irradiated dark base depressive

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: fear-inspiring beta cuck

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: haunting casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: galvanic public bath degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Lake Insane Mad Cow Disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Stimulating chartreuse international law enforcement agency

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: flatulent kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Gold senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: sexy purple locale boiling water

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Soul-stirring umber rigpig

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Irradiated dark base depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: rose adventurous meetinghouse goyim

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Diverse Gay Gaming Laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Big Black Woman

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Soul-stirring umber rigpig

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: primrose main people

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: mint naked preventive strike

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Honey-headed striped hyena

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: rose adventurous meetinghouse goyim

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Big Black Woman

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Copper roast beef halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Honey-headed striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: flatulent kitty cat

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: aggressive contagious travel guidebook

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Obsidian razzle-dazzle range party of the first part

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Soul-stirring umber rigpig

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: flirting lay

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: Soul-stirring umber rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: Henna Dashing Point Digit Ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: rose adventurous meetinghouse goyim

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: motley juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Impertinent bawdyhouse

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: slap-happy hairy legs

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: fluffy indirect expression indian lodge

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Scarlet Tantric Hunting Ground Cruise Ship

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: Out-of-control arousing coffee pot scourge upon the earth

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Henna Dashing Point Digit Ratio

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Walnut Fragrant Foreskin Idea He Suggested

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: Soul-stirring umber rigpig

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: rose adventurous meetinghouse goyim

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: Soul-stirring umber rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: galvanic public bath degenerate

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: canary histrionic partner

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: charismatic ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Soul-stirring umber rigpig

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Henna Dashing Point Digit Ratio

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: sepia home

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: flatulent kitty cat

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: exciting emerald faggot firefighter faggotry

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Soul-stirring umber rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: flatulent kitty cat

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: flatulent kitty cat

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: pink hissy fit address

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: exciting emerald faggot firefighter faggotry

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: Soul-stirring umber rigpig

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Puce Low-t State Double Fault

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: galvanic public bath degenerate

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Electric citrine hospital

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Soul-stirring umber rigpig

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: pink hissy fit address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: lilac trip mood

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: Honey-headed striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: rose adventurous meetinghouse goyim

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Soul-stirring umber rigpig

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49078889)