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Got a colonoscopy last week. Dr said there’s an 80% chance I have cancer lol

Now I have to just wait two weeks for confirmation
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  03/02/24
I welcome a stage 4 diagnosis because the wife and I agreed ...
brass 180 piazza
  03/02/24
The whole bort *crosses fingers*
Amber geriatric shrine
  03/02/24
...
Jade Charismatic University
  03/13/24
ur too fat and gay to be of use to them
electric old irish cottage
  03/02/24
I can eat an FPV drone like anyone else.
brass 180 piazza
  03/02/24
ur too much of a coward
electric old irish cottage
  03/02/24
I am a loyal servant of the empire and am sad I have but one...
brass 180 piazza
  03/02/24
lmao
honey-headed contagious set
  03/03/24
you'll get raped and pissed on by the russians as hazing bef...
Laughsome Church Building
  03/03/24
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fishy new version menage
  03/03/24
Sounds Ruinous. I noticed like a lot of random Reddit commen...
autistic parlour
  03/02/24
Background: I noticed I was shtting blood the past few month...
nighttime buff giraffe market
  03/02/24
Like fresh red blood or dried dark blood
slap-happy chapel
  03/02/24
Red, not dark blood
nighttime buff giraffe market
  03/02/24
I probably have ass cancer too
slap-happy chapel
  03/02/24
i think he's right that by far the most likely cause of this...
Exciting orange pistol
  03/03/24
usually bright red blood is hemorrhoids. what kind of quack...
ungodly masturbator cruise ship
  03/03/24
If there are lesions in his colon that can lead to bright re...
Nubile striped hyena becky
  03/03/24
I believe that's before he already had his ass probed, which...
Kink-friendly underhanded home
  03/03/24
" eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans.&qu...
Judgmental Carnelian Roommate
  03/03/24
Why are so many young people getting ass cancer lately? Is i...
passionate glassy really tough guy range
  03/11/24
Our food supply is poisoned with GC chemicals and people, be...
Gold bearded den
  03/11/24
vaxxed?
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  03/02/24
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Low-t Rehab
  03/02/24
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  03/02/24
When is OP going to answer this?
Low-t Rehab
  03/02/24
the lack of answer is the answer
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  03/02/24
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honey-headed contagious set
  03/03/24
...
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  03/11/24
the wages of sin (gay anal sex) is death
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  03/02/24
I’m gay. (In the luisian sense) Never had gay anal ...
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  03/02/24
For real? In that case it will be easy for u to accept your ...
light bateful bawdyhouse
  03/02/24
That was a joke. Im married with a family
nighttime buff giraffe market
  03/02/24
Damn I wonder how that happens sometimes people present with...
light bateful bawdyhouse
  03/02/24
It’s better to not know these things imo
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  03/02/24
it's all a health insurance billmaxxxnig fraud
electric old irish cottage
  03/02/24
Not sure I agree
nighttime buff giraffe market
  03/02/24
nice flame, butt boy
insane twisted public bath love of her life
  03/02/24
No, just venting for therapeutic purposes I guess. I&rsq...
nighttime buff giraffe market
  03/02/24
colon cancer is actually not that rare for oldmos (45+)
racy kitty church
  03/02/24
Sorry friend, but you won't die. Don't worry
Henna Stock Car Step-uncle's House
  03/02/24
Thank you brother. My dr said that he thinks it is in the e...
nighttime buff giraffe market
  03/02/24
do you routinely have violent receptive anal sex with black ...
magical fluffy address
  03/02/24
what could it be if not cancer? GRIDS?
Kink-friendly underhanded home
  03/02/24
red blood is haemorrhoids. screening would show polyps or di...
ungodly masturbator cruise ship
  03/03/24
Reminder, you did this to yourself by living an unhealthy li...
Gold bearded den
  03/02/24
that sucks, brother. if you do have it, it seems like it's ...
Exciting orange pistol
  03/02/24
Based on poast so far, even if it ot cancer, he'll be fine.
Gold bearded den
  03/02/24
Doctors are full of shit, you’re fine
chartreuse mewling sound barrier
  03/02/24
(Steve Jobs' ghost)
Flushed trip national toaster
  03/03/24
"shit"
passionate glassy really tough guy range
  03/11/24
why did you wait to see a doctor. not trying to kick you whi...
Soul-stirring shitlib
  03/03/24
Sucks, bro. I need to make an appointment.
outnumbered multi-colored parlor
  03/03/24
O fortuitous anal cancer
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  03/03/24
Sorry man, survival rate seems pretty good though according ...
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  03/03/24
twist: google results are all chatgpt 3 fraud, he has days t...
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  03/03/24
Imagine how convenient it will be to poop in a bag on your b...
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  03/03/24
Did his dick hurt
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Good luck, hoping for the 20% it's not. We can't afford to l...
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  03/03/24
how many months of shitting blood did it take for you to go ...
rusted regret degenerate
  03/03/24
I ignored it for 5-6 months maybe, don’t remember prec...
nighttime buff giraffe market
  03/03/24
Damn dude - was it episodic blood? Or like months of shittin...
crusty box office
  03/03/24
Almost every time I shat I noticed a little blood in the sto...
nighttime buff giraffe market
  03/03/24
Did you have other issues like shitting mucus or constipatio...
slap-happy chapel
  03/03/24
Some constipation occasionally. No other symptoms
nighttime buff giraffe market
  03/03/24
Excellent flame
autistic parlour
  03/03/24
i'm going to a gastro this week. apparently i had an insane ...
Flushed trip national toaster
  03/03/24
I hope this is flame, but fuck you if this is flame brother
bat shit crazy hyperactive institution
  03/03/24
Not flaming, friend. It’s so real that i t didn’...
nighttime buff giraffe market
  03/03/24
Goddamn I hope it doesn’t come back negative. Or wait,...
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  03/03/24
Dr Confirmed that test results show cancer. Now dr Ordered ...
nighttime buff giraffe market
  03/11/24
...
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  03/11/24
you'll get through this, brother
Exciting orange pistol
  03/11/24
immediately cease ALL carbohydrate consumption, eat a strict...
walnut school cafeteria alpha
  03/11/24
Second on this -- except once you're cancer free for a few y...
Gold bearded den
  03/11/24
Also -- make sure they sequence your tumors. Keto might not ...
Gold bearded den
  03/11/24
This is correct. Cancer is a metabolic disease and cancer c...
Judgmental Carnelian Roommate
  03/11/24
...
walnut school cafeteria alpha
  03/13/24
We can fight this together, brother. (you'll have to do mo...
bat shit crazy hyperactive institution
  03/11/24
120
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  03/11/24
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  03/12/24
Dr. got my CT scan scheduled for tomorrow morning, thankfull...
nighttime buff giraffe market
  03/12/24
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big stage fat ankles
  03/12/24
Did the ct scan this morning and dr got the results right a...
nighttime buff giraffe market
  03/13/24
180 brother This is why everyone should get their ass bla...
Kink-friendly underhanded home
  03/13/24
biannual ass blasting TP
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Galvanic Patrolman
  03/13/24
Damn daddy Godspeed
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Jade Charismatic University
  03/13/24
Hope it's quick and easy and you make a full recovery, broth...
Violet Trailer Park
  03/13/24
Follow all of my advice about elimination of carbohydrat...
walnut school cafeteria alpha
  03/13/24
What all can you eat on this diet
coral jew garrison
  03/14/24
Godspeed, brother.
stirring vermilion center halford
  03/13/24
Excellent! Time to cut that ass open
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  03/13/24
Damn bro - sorry to hear its cancer but you are doing all th...
crusty box office
  03/14/24
Sounds like you caught it early and are in good shape. My fa...
Galvanic Patrolman
  03/13/24
Ty for the support bros
nighttime buff giraffe market
  03/13/24
God Speed, brother, you will get through this.
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  03/16/24
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Lol’d at your moniker tyft
nighttime buff giraffe market
  03/16/24
what was it? are you retarded?
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  12/28/25
Wishing you the best bro
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  03/16/24
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  03/16/24
god bless you cancer diagnosis tp, we are all for you
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  03/16/24
Pulling for you
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Exciting orange pistol
  03/16/24
Letting a guy that close to your ass is pretty gay
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  03/16/24
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  03/16/24
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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:12 PM
Author: nighttime buff giraffe market

Now I have to just wait two weeks for confirmation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47457394)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:14 PM
Author: brass 180 piazza

I welcome a stage 4 diagnosis because the wife and I agreed I could go fight and die in Ukraine in that one and only situation. I yearn to die for the empire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47457395)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:20 PM
Author: Amber geriatric shrine

The whole bort *crosses fingers*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47457412)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:15 PM
Author: Jade Charismatic University



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: electric old irish cottage

ur too fat and gay to be of use to them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47457425)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:39 PM
Author: brass 180 piazza

I can eat an FPV drone like anyone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47457461)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:54 PM
Author: electric old irish cottage

ur too much of a coward

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47457492)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:16 PM
Author: brass 180 piazza

I am a loyal servant of the empire and am sad I have but one stage IV cancer diagnosis to give my Czar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47457543)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 1:10 AM
Author: honey-headed contagious set

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47457856)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:27 AM
Author: Laughsome Church Building

you'll get raped and pissed on by the russians as hazing before you even get to ukraine. it's the real motivator for you, no doubt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47458473)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:50 PM
Author: fishy new version menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47459455)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:15 PM
Author: autistic parlour

Sounds Ruinous. I noticed like a lot of random Reddit commenters have cancer btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47457396)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:16 PM
Author: nighttime buff giraffe market

Background: I noticed I was shtting blood the past few months so dr said I should do the colonoscopy to be safe because a lot of young people have been getting colon cancer lately. I suspected it was just hemerrhoids so I’m in disbelief that it is likely something much more serious.

Im late 30s, skinny, and eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47457398)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:25 PM
Author: slap-happy chapel

Like fresh red blood or dried dark blood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47457430)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:28 PM
Author: nighttime buff giraffe market

Red, not dark blood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47457438)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:49 PM
Author: slap-happy chapel

I probably have ass cancer too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47457632)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:33 AM
Author: Exciting orange pistol

i think he's right that by far the most likely cause of this is hemorrhoids, not ass cancer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47458318)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:01 AM
Author: ungodly masturbator cruise ship

usually bright red blood is hemorrhoids. what kind of quack doctor are you seeing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47458527)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:06 AM
Author: Nubile striped hyena becky

If there are lesions in his colon that can lead to bright red blood in shit. Various other forms of colitis and Chron’s all have symptoms like this. You’re right that a colon cancer usually shows up as black/older looking blood, but seems like this dude saw something on the scope that looks like a tumor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47458538)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:08 AM
Author: Kink-friendly underhanded home

I believe that's before he already had his ass probed, which presumably would have discovered hemorrhoids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47458539)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:49 PM
Author: Judgmental Carnelian Roommate

" eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans."

describe what you think health eating is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47459453)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:52 PM
Author: passionate glassy really tough guy range

Why are so many young people getting ass cancer lately? Is it the obvious reason, that they are getting fukt up the shitpipe more than usual?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47484597)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: Gold bearded den

Our food supply is poisoned with GC chemicals and people, beyond that, eat absurdly unhealthy diets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47484631)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:17 PM
Author: disrespectful brilliant ceo school

vaxxed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47457402)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: Low-t Rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47457429)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:47 PM
Author: olive tanning salon reading party



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:10 PM
Author: Low-t Rehab

When is OP going to answer this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47457525)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:12 PM
Author: olive tanning salon reading party

the lack of answer is the answer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47457529)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 1:11 AM
Author: honey-headed contagious set



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:04 PM
Author: dashing ratface location



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:21 PM
Author: beady-eyed tan theater stage karate

the wages of sin (gay anal sex) is death

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47457418)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:22 PM
Author: nighttime buff giraffe market

I’m gay. (In the luisian sense)

Never had gay anal sex though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47457422)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: light bateful bawdyhouse

For real? In that case it will be easy for u to accept your fate. Much harder for younger people who actually have a family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47457426)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: nighttime buff giraffe market

That was a joke. Im married with a family

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47457428)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:22 PM
Author: light bateful bawdyhouse

Damn I wonder how that happens sometimes people present with perforated colon and they did not have any symptoms?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47457423)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: razzmatazz resort

It’s better to not know these things imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47457424)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: electric old irish cottage

it's all a health insurance billmaxxxnig fraud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47457427)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:32 PM
Author: nighttime buff giraffe market

Not sure I agree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47457449)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:25 PM
Author: insane twisted public bath love of her life

nice flame, butt boy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47457432)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:26 PM
Author: nighttime buff giraffe market

No, just venting for therapeutic purposes I guess.

I’d at least make it a funny or crazier story if i wanted to flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47457436)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:50 PM
Author: racy kitty church

colon cancer is actually not that rare for oldmos (45+)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47457480)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:53 PM
Author: Henna Stock Car Step-uncle's House

Sorry friend, but you won't die. Don't worry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47457489)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:56 PM
Author: nighttime buff giraffe market

Thank you brother. My dr said that he thinks it is in the early stages based on what he sees so I should be hopeful about the situation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47457496)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:58 PM
Author: magical fluffy address

do you routinely have violent receptive anal sex with black men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47457502)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:14 PM
Author: Kink-friendly underhanded home

what could it be if not cancer? GRIDS?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47457536)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:32 AM
Author: ungodly masturbator cruise ship

red blood is haemorrhoids. screening would show polyps or diverticulitis in the colon. that said, colon cancer, if caught early, is very treatable with high survival rate. hang in there, op. also, you doctor is billmaxxxing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47458597)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:17 PM
Author: Gold bearded den

Reminder, you did this to yourself by living an unhealthy lifestyle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47457545)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:27 PM
Author: Exciting orange pistol

that sucks, brother. if you do have it, it seems like it's treatable and the 5 year survival rates are high, so expect you would power through it. tough news though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47457569)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:27 PM
Author: Gold bearded den

Based on poast so far, even if it ot cancer, he'll be fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47457574)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:36 PM
Author: chartreuse mewling sound barrier

Doctors are full of shit, you’re fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47457598)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:55 AM
Author: Flushed trip national toaster

(Steve Jobs' ghost)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47458514)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:55 PM
Author: passionate glassy really tough guy range

"shit"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47484602)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 7:15 AM
Author: Soul-stirring shitlib

why did you wait to see a doctor. not trying to kick you while down but I could see myself doing this so trying to figure out the psychology

was it only intermittent, so you could convince yourself "oh it's getting better/going away" every time you shat and DIDNT bleed. or did you know something was wrong, but were just being obstinate?

How do you even find a doctor. I haven't set foot in a dr office (other than peds) for over 15 years now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47458124)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:53 AM
Author: outnumbered multi-colored parlor

Sucks, bro. I need to make an appointment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47458509)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:54 AM
Author: swashbuckling fear-inspiring base

O fortuitous anal cancer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47458512)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:37 AM
Author: snowy party of the first part principal's office

Sorry man, survival rate seems pretty good though according to google. You will maek it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47458607)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: Flushed trip national toaster

twist: google results are all chatgpt 3 fraud, he has days to live

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47458692)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:41 AM
Author: stirring vermilion center halford

Imagine how convenient it will be to poop in a bag on your belt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47458624)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:42 AM
Author: bisexual slippery digit ratio haunted graveyard

Did his dick hurt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47458626)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:54 PM
Author: Cyan dead double fault crackhouse

Good luck, hoping for the 20% it's not. We can't afford to lose poasters around this place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47459470)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:55 PM
Author: rusted regret degenerate

how many months of shitting blood did it take for you to go to the doctor? I'm currently ignoring the shit out of my obviously high blood pressure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47459476)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:03 PM
Author: nighttime buff giraffe market

I ignored it for 5-6 months maybe, don’t remember precisely. Kept thinking “it’s just hemorrhoids…they’ll get better on their own.” In the back of my mind I knew it could be something worse but didn’t think about that much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47460304)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:32 PM
Author: crusty box office

Damn dude - was it episodic blood? Or like months of shitting blood constantly everytime? Hoping for the best for you man. Fuck cancer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47460354)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:51 PM
Author: nighttime buff giraffe market

Almost every time I shat I noticed a little blood in the stool, or just blood in the toilet bowl. Some times the blood was more noticeable than others

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47460393)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: slap-happy chapel

Did you have other issues like shitting mucus or constipation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47460359)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:52 PM
Author: nighttime buff giraffe market

Some constipation occasionally. No other symptoms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47460394)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:43 PM
Author: autistic parlour

Excellent flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47460554)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:45 PM
Author: Flushed trip national toaster

i'm going to a gastro this week. apparently i had an insane number of pre-existing hemorrhoids and the burning acid diarrhea i had from norovirus activated them all. deeply unpleasant, and yet that's still all trivial bullshit compared to cancer. sorry man!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47460557)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:47 PM
Author: bat shit crazy hyperactive institution

I hope this is flame, but fuck you if this is flame brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47460561)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:50 PM
Author: nighttime buff giraffe market

Not flaming, friend. It’s so real that i t didn’t have the balls to post this under my regular moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47460567)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:55 PM
Author: bat shit crazy hyperactive institution

Goddamn I hope it doesn’t come back negative. Or wait, positive.

Anyway Brb need to go put some of my faeces in the tube Kaiser sent me and mail it back to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47460575)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:37 PM
Author: nighttime buff giraffe market

Dr Confirmed that test results show cancer. Now dr Ordered ct scans so that I can determine what stage it is. Dr assured me that it’s likely early stage because I haven’t dropped weight or had any other symptoms besides the blood. If that’s the case it should be treatable with surgery. Will keep the board updated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47484557)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: bespoke theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47484559)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:41 PM
Author: Exciting orange pistol

you'll get through this, brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47484562)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:51 PM
Author: walnut school cafeteria alpha

immediately cease ALL carbohydrate consumption, eat a strict ketogenic diet, with MCT oil (or, much easier on the digestive tract, coconut cream), and take berberine and fenbendazole.

You're welcome.

None of this is at all contraindicated to your doctor's proposed treatments (or radiation, chemo, or immunotherapy).

Your life will be long, my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47484590)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:04 PM
Author: Gold bearded den

Second on this -- except once you're cancer free for a few years, switch over to a whole foods organic high fiber, high veggie diet, which is best long term for preventing colon cancer.

Keto is TCR for "starving" colon cancer / micro cancers as they arise.

But my recommended diet above is what you want for real prevention in the first place.

And when you do the Keto, limit animal fats. Do olive oil, avacados, etc and not bacon, butter, etc. And you need to do real Keto -- ie. the kind the proscribe for kids with epilipsy -- not the fake keto diet 95% of people who "do keto" do. That means 80+% of your calories from fat. That means very limited carbs and limited protein.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47484624)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:11 PM
Author: Gold bearded den

Also -- make sure they sequence your tumors. Keto might not be as useful depending on the specific type of colon cancer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47484643)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:44 PM
Author: Judgmental Carnelian Roommate

This is correct. Cancer is a metabolic disease and cancer cells ferment mostly glucose and glutamine. Cancer cells absorb something like 30X the amount of glucose other cells do. You can try to reduce your glutamine intake but it is orders of magnitude lower concentration in your bloodstream at any given time than glucose. You must give up carbs.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47484827)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:27 PM
Author: walnut school cafeteria alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47490634)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:01 PM
Author: bat shit crazy hyperactive institution

We can fight this together, brother.

(you'll have to do most of the fighting, of course, but still)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47484617)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:51 PM
Author: floppy bistre immigrant

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47484857)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:03 PM
Author: fishy new version menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47487296)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: nighttime buff giraffe market

Dr. got my CT scan scheduled for tomorrow morning, thankfully. glad i don't have to wait too long .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47487290)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: flatulent frum area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47487292)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 5:56 PM
Author: big stage fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47487643)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:11 PM
Author: nighttime buff giraffe market

Did the ct scan this morning and dr got the results right after. The cancer has not spread anywhere else and doctor thinks this can be cured with surgery. Still need to do an MRI to confirm and know what stage cancer it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47490544)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:14 PM
Author: Kink-friendly underhanded home

180 brother

This is why everyone should get their ass blasted every six months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47490560)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: Violet Trailer Park

biannual ass blasting TP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47490575)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:24 PM
Author: Galvanic Patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47490611)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:15 PM
Author: balding sadistic cumskin brunch

Damn daddy Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47490563)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 4:34 PM
Author: Jade Charismatic University



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47490901)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: Violet Trailer Park

Hope it's quick and easy and you make a full recovery, brother.

Peterman, beady eyes narrowing "you call THAT an inflatable donut cushion?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47490572)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:26 PM
Author: walnut school cafeteria alpha

Follow all of my advice about elimination of carbohydrates, strict ketogenic diet, MCT oil / coconut oil, and berberine and fenbendazole.

Non-negotiable. Do this now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47490626)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: coral jew garrison

What all can you eat on this diet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47492201)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author: stirring vermilion center halford

Godspeed, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47490913)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: bisexual slippery digit ratio haunted graveyard

Excellent! Time to cut that ass open

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47491391)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 1:02 PM
Author: crusty box office

Damn bro - sorry to hear its cancer but you are doing all the right stuff now. Sound its probably still 100% contained which means you can get it cleared up and can get right back to poasting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47493456)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:27 PM
Author: Galvanic Patrolman

Sounds like you caught it early and are in good shape. My father has kicked like 4 different sets of cancers in his time and still going strong. You'll be okay.

It's a mindfuck to go through I'm sure, but from what ive read - in my personal terrible experience with lots of fucking cancer in lots of people in my family - this is a pretty good result. Go aggressive at it if there is any choice. Get a second opinion if you can and have the cash / time.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47490632)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:19 PM
Author: nighttime buff giraffe market

Ty for the support bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47491349)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:44 PM
Author: ungodly masturbator cruise ship

God Speed, brother, you will get through this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47491411)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:52 PM
Author: grizzly splenetic rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47491442)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: Seedy Sepia Liquid Oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47492214)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:23 AM
Author: narrow-minded turquoise pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47492237)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 10:22 AM
Author: bespoke theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47492803)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:56 PM
Author: Bearded famous landscape painting

Make a top 10 to do list in life and poast here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47491451)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: Kink-friendly underhanded home

1-9) sex with men for money

10) become published Law Scholar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47491466)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 11:38 PM
Author: nighttime buff giraffe market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47492131)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:50 PM
Author: Violet Trailer Park

"Deconstructing Lawrence v. Texas Through Lived Experience"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47493423)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:31 AM
Author: nighttime buff giraffe market

I felt a great deal of emotional pain and grief about this the past few days. It felt like the most tense week of my life and I’m feeling a lot lighter and more ar peace after all the crying.

It was quite an intense experience when I went to my oncologist and he almost cried when he first met me because he realized that he treated other members of my family recently (don’t want to get into detail about that). He told me that there’s a possibility I may have to do some chemo to shrink it a bit before surgery but we need more testing before coming up with a treatment plan. He said going straight to surgery has the risk of causing problems with the sphincter 10-20 years down the line but that depends on the size. Anyway, I was really impressed with how kind and caring and knowledgeable this doctor was and it has put me at ease.

It’s all really difficult brothers but I will beat this and feel very positive today 🙏

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47499015)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:34 AM
Author: Copper Place Of Business

I will go to church tomorrow and pray for you and your family

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47499019)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:39 AM
Author: ungodly masturbator cruise ship

God Bless you and protect you, my on-line friend. You may not know us but you can always come here to vent, and laugh at xo's absurdities to take your mind off things for a while.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47499024)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:47 AM
Author: Gaped spruce temple weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47499030)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 12:24 PM
Author: nighttime buff giraffe market

Lol’d at your moniker tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47499077)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 2:28 PM
Author: UN peacekeeper

what was it? are you retarded?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#49545069)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:02 PM
Author: Jade Charismatic University

Wishing you the best bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47499218)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:34 PM
Author: bespoke theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47499303)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:36 PM
Author: boyish property

god bless you cancer diagnosis tp, we are all for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47499307)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:55 PM
Author: Titillating dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47499332)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 4:27 PM
Author: ocher locale

be well and get well, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47499574)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 4:31 PM
Author: Brindle sanctuary

Pulling for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47499581)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 7:44 PM
Author: Exciting orange pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47499904)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 8:12 PM
Author: bisexual slippery digit ratio haunted graveyard

Letting a guy that close to your ass is pretty gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47499964)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 8:14 PM
Author: arousing house

Good luck and godspeed, friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47499970)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:23 PM
Author: flatulent frum area

we're all for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47500321)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:26 PM
Author: histrionic sexy casino

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LbhYqV17CoQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47500324)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:55 PM
Author: balding sadistic cumskin brunch

We here for you brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47500366)



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Date: March 17th, 2024 1:00 AM
Author: bat shit crazy hyperactive institution

problems with the sphincter 10-20 years down the line TP

Praying for the health of you and all your sphincters, my brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47500440)



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Date: March 17th, 2024 12:11 AM
Author: razzle lilac hairy legs

Lucky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47500386)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: United States of West Israel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#49545077)