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Your wife falls off a cruise ship. Do you jump in?

Or did you push her off?
Lavender shitlib
  07/06/25
I'm improvising soccer-style chants in support of the ocean.
electric box office
  07/06/25
underrated
house-broken fanboi
  07/06/25
THIS.
flushed soul-stirring theatre potus
  07/06/25
Gotta jump in after I push her off, for the optics and all. ...
Adulterous charismatic french chef
  07/06/25
Lol
peach histrionic site
  07/06/25
lmao, even.
disrespectful cracking address philosopher-king
  07/06/25
In fact, lmfao
Stimulating bawdyhouse hominid
  07/06/25
...
Lavender shitlib
  07/06/25
...
disrespectful cracking address philosopher-king
  07/06/25
jump right in TO MY NEW LIFE AMIRIGHT?!?!
nighttime digit ratio trailer park
  07/06/25
Of course
fragrant bonkers ticket booth
  07/06/25
Now assume she has no crack or fentanyl on her
Insane Boltzmann
  07/06/25
I'm an extremely strong swimmer
fragrant bonkers ticket booth
  07/06/25
is it the whole stash we brought onboard or is there some le...
disrespectful cracking address philosopher-king
  07/06/25
No
mentally impaired coiffed theater stage giraffe
  07/06/25
*you see her smiling waving at you one floor below as you hu...
Greedy rebellious karate rehab
  07/06/25
you have to grab a flotation device and make sure someone kn...
Alcoholic stage windowlicker
  07/06/25
You grab all the floatation devices in sight and hide them
Insane Boltzmann
  07/06/25
fair. can't say i'd hide them all, but my wife deserves most...
Alcoholic stage windowlicker
  07/06/25
okay, I lol’d
flickering salmon affirmative action faggot firefighter
  07/06/25
...
multi-colored amethyst piazza
  07/07/25
No, can’t risk my kids growing up without both parents...
Motley up-to-no-good messiness station
  07/06/25
Tell is about her perky tits.
Stimulating bawdyhouse hominid
  07/06/25
noble
Alcoholic stage windowlicker
  07/06/25
...
multi-colored amethyst piazza
  07/07/25
...
Cyan cruise ship black woman
  07/07/25
...
Motley up-to-no-good messiness station
  07/07/25


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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Lavender shitlib

Or did you push her off?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2Reputation#49076357)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: electric box office

I'm improvising soccer-style chants in support of the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2Reputation#49076363)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:51 PM
Author: house-broken fanboi

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2Reputation#49077584)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: flushed soul-stirring theatre potus

THIS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2Reputation#49077770)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:19 PM
Author: Adulterous charismatic french chef

Gotta jump in after I push her off, for the optics and all. Need to hold her under the water to ensure the job is done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2Reputation#49076369)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:19 PM
Author: peach histrionic site

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2Reputation#49076371)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:21 PM
Author: disrespectful cracking address philosopher-king

lmao, even.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2Reputation#49076383)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: Stimulating bawdyhouse hominid

In fact, lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2Reputation#49076423)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: Lavender shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2Reputation#49076444)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: disrespectful cracking address philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2Reputation#49076908)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: nighttime digit ratio trailer park

jump right in TO MY NEW LIFE AMIRIGHT?!?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2Reputation#49076452)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: fragrant bonkers ticket booth

Of course

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2Reputation#49076912)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: Insane Boltzmann

Now assume she has no crack or fentanyl on her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2Reputation#49077046)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:23 PM
Author: fragrant bonkers ticket booth

I'm an extremely strong swimmer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2Reputation#49077051)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: disrespectful cracking address philosopher-king

is it the whole stash we brought onboard or is there some left back in our…well, i guess, my…room?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2Reputation#49077765)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 5:33 PM
Author: mentally impaired coiffed theater stage giraffe

No

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2Reputation#49076917)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: Greedy rebellious karate rehab

*you see her smiling waving at you one floor below as you hurl yourself off into the pitch black sea*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2Reputation#49076919)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Alcoholic stage windowlicker

you have to grab a flotation device and make sure someone knows you jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2Reputation#49076931)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:24 PM
Author: Insane Boltzmann

You grab all the floatation devices in sight and hide them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2Reputation#49077053)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:14 PM
Author: Alcoholic stage windowlicker

fair. can't say i'd hide them all, but my wife deserves most to be hidden on most jumps

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2Reputation#49077532)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: flickering salmon affirmative action faggot firefighter

okay, I lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2Reputation#49077534)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:03 AM
Author: multi-colored amethyst piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2Reputation#49077969)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:54 PM
Author: Motley up-to-no-good messiness station

No, can’t risk my kids growing up without both parents. They’ll be much better off with their dad and their new mom (she’s 19).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2Reputation#49077591)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:56 PM
Author: Stimulating bawdyhouse hominid

Tell is about her perky tits.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2Reputation#49077594)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:56 PM
Author: Alcoholic stage windowlicker

noble

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2Reputation#49077595)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: multi-colored amethyst piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2Reputation#49077971)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:40 AM
Author: Cyan cruise ship black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2Reputation#49078765)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 2:55 PM
Author: Motley up-to-no-good messiness station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2Reputation#49079489)