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Uh yeah and one animal has spikes All over his back to prot...
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toy companies invented dinosaurs in the 1940s
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Date: February 11th, 2019 8:03 PM
Author: Thirsty Gunner Gas Station

Uh yeah and one animal has spikes All over his back to protect him from a dinosaur that lived 200 million years before he did.

Another one has horns and a beak.

Still another one has a shell on its back and a ramming ball tail.

Another one is the flying one who has hands too.

It’s like animal mad libs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Reputation#37765724)



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Date: February 11th, 2019 8:05 PM
Author: lemon reading party

Great moniker poasts synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Reputation#37765735)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 10:21 AM
Author: Thirsty Gunner Gas Station

And uh, some other one has a SUPER long neck and tail and just eats plants all day. in fact, there's a bunch of them and they all have longer and longer necks:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mamenchisaurus

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brontosaurus

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apatosaurus

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diplodocus

Oh, and this other one is like a bird who walks on land, but with GIANT claws

https://www.britannica.com/animal/therizinosaur

How about one with FOUR wings

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Microraptor

How about a T-Rex with horns and floppy hands that do nothing and faced the wrong way

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carnotaurus#Forelimbs

Or one with GIANT "structures" on its back that are all larger than its entire body:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Longisquama

How about one with spikes on its neck only:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amargasaurus

This one has a head shaped like something a child would draw:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parasaurolophus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Reputation#39922984)



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Date: April 4th, 2020 4:16 PM
Author: vigorous chartreuse stead

Therazinosaurus is the coolest dino. Doesn't get nearly enough pop culture play.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Reputation#39940866)



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Date: August 4th, 2020 10:26 PM
Author: aphrodisiac giraffe pit

(Elizabeth Holmes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Reputation#40707911)



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Date: July 18th, 2022 11:07 PM
Author: Marvelous lake theatre dopamine

(Jurassic World: Dominion writer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Reputation#44874393)



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Date: September 23rd, 2022 11:22 PM
Author: Boyish aquamarine kitchen clown

All of these look like they could be aquatic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Reputation#45221775)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 10:22 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Misunderstood Halford

Libs, your response?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Reputation#39922987)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 11:02 AM
Author: twisted business firm roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Reputation#39923240)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 12:26 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy balding shitlib crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Reputation#39923903)



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Date: March 11th, 2021 2:08 PM
Author: Thirsty Gunner Gas Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Reputation#42086448)



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Date: February 3rd, 2022 1:24 PM
Author: know-it-all boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Reputation#43899326)



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Date: February 3rd, 2022 2:43 PM
Author: Provocative jew indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Reputation#43899780)



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Date: September 19th, 2022 11:32 AM
Author: razzmatazz submissive affirmative action



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Date: September 23rd, 2022 11:53 PM
Author: razzmatazz submissive affirmative action



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Date: July 10th, 2023 11:06 PM
Author: Pearly Maniacal Foreskin Goal In Life



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Date: June 16th, 2025 6:41 AM
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Date: June 16th, 2025 11:42 AM
Author: saffron electric area

Some are gay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Reputation#49020263)



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Date: February 8th, 2026 4:40 AM
Author: bronze arousing orchestra pit water buffalo



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Date: February 8th, 2026 4:50 AM
Author: Glassy unholy stage



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Date: April 2nd, 2026 12:57 PM
Author: George Jetson



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 10:22 AM
Author: Thirsty Gunner Gas Station

This one is like a stegasaurus, but it has a GIANT SPIKE ON ONE SIDE. Sure he could get through jungle trees pretty easy with that big ass thing sticking out of its side:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kentrosaurus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Reputation#39922991)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 10:24 AM
Author: Deep Really Tough Guy Temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Reputation#39923000)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 10:24 AM
Author: Thirsty Gunner Gas Station

Maybe a triceratops without the front horn. Keep the beak, but add some bones that look like hes combed hair on top of the frill.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kosmoceratops

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Reputation#39923004)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 10:27 AM
Author: Thirsty Gunner Gas Station

Hmm...how about one with GIANT DOMES ON THE TOP OF THEIR HEADS THAT THEY RAM INTO EACHOTHER

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pachycephalosaurus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Reputation#39923028)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 10:30 AM
Author: Thirsty Gunner Gas Station

Ok we have one with a crocodile head, walks on two legs, is also GIANT, but also has a GIANT FAN SPINE. We all know a SPIKE BACK IS BADASS

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spinosaurus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Reputation#39923052)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 10:34 AM
Author: Laughsome Theater Stage Round Eye



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 10:35 AM
Author: Thirsty Gunner Gas Station

You can tell that a child invented Stegosauruses because scientists have NO IDEA HOW THEY MATED

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2298415/Flexible-stegosaurus-inventive-way-mate-avoid-partners-spiky-back.html

Using the software, he found that males would have 'risked castration' from the deadly spikes on the female's hips if they tried to mount from behind.

He said: 'These prickly dinosaurs must have had sex another way. Perhaps the female lay down on her side and the male reared up to rest his torso over her.

'Other species would have used different positions, like backing up to each other.'



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Reputation#39923080)



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Date: July 10th, 2023 11:02 PM
Author: Aromatic Associate National

lmao @ paleontologists

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Reputation#46533684)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 10:35 AM
Author: disgusting point organic girlfriend

No child invented Quetzalcoatlus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Reputation#39923087)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 10:37 AM
Author: Bright incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Reputation#39923097)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 10:38 AM
Author: Thirsty Gunner Gas Station

How about we take a Pterodactyl, make it TALLER THAN A GIRAFFE, and have it WALK ON LAND W WINGS KNEES AS FEET:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hatzegopteryx

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Reputation#39923102)



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Date: July 10th, 2023 11:05 PM
Author: Boyish aquamarine kitchen clown

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/63/Hatzegopteryx.png/1920px-Hatzegopteryx.png

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Reputation#46533700)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 11:00 AM
Author: nubile property

https://twitter.com/g_rdn_/status/1116533085485641729

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Reputation#39923234)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 11:21 AM
Author: Mildly autistic lodge

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Reputation#39923415)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 12:24 PM
Author: geriatric wrinkle garrison



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 11:49 AM
Author: Thirsty Gunner Gas Station

You've got to have one with a MOHAWK because MOHAWKS are BADASS

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lambeosaurus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Reputation#39923608)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 11:52 AM
Author: grizzly sinister locus

THE CHILD OF GOD MAYBE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Reputation#39923623)



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Date: October 7th, 2020 2:54 PM
Author: Heady demanding library main people



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Date: December 24th, 2020 1:48 AM
Author: Provocative jew indian lodge



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 11:52 AM
Author: Thirsty Gunner Gas Station

Ok, so we've got a triceretops with three horns, one with two horns, what's the next natural progression you say? How about one with ONE HORN. Everything else the same.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Centrosaurus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Reputation#39923633)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 11:55 AM
Author: Thirsty Gunner Gas Station

TBH, 1 horn isn't doing it for me. What is more BADASS than 3 horns?? FOUR HORNS

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diabloceratops

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Reputation#39923650)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 11:57 AM
Author: Razzle slap-happy range place of business

toy companies invented dinosaurs in the 1940s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Reputation#39923666)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 11:59 AM
Author: fragrant plum sandwich

180 work ITT

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Date: April 2nd, 2020 12:03 PM
Author: Thirsty Gunner Gas Station

4 Horned triceratops is BADASS, but with 2 of the HORNS POINTED TO THE SKY, there's not much FIGHTING POTENTIAL. Let's CURVE THE TOP TWO HORNS FORWARD for maximum killing potential.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Machairoceratops

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Reputation#39923712)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 12:10 PM
Author: Thirsty Gunner Gas Station

Let's do one with two horns- one on the frill, one on the nose. Well, that's nothing new. Got it. Let's make the nose horn CURVED DOWN.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Einiosaurus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Reputation#39923751)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 12:14 PM
Author: Thirsty Gunner Gas Station

We've got the FOUR HORNED triceratops, and a two horned triceratops with just two horns facing forward. How about we create ANOTHER TWO HORNED triceratops with the TWO HORNS ON THE FRILL. This way it makes sense when people wonder why the four horned triceratops suddenly has two horns on top. It's just a combination of each type of TWO HORNED TRICERATOPS.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Achelousaurus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Reputation#39923783)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 12:16 PM
Author: fragrant plum sandwich

lol these retard scientists are just gluing the horn on backwards and calling it a new species

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Reputation#39923798)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 12:17 PM
Author: Thirsty Gunner Gas Station

Maybe, but what would you say if I told you there was a triceratops with SIX HORNS? THINK about how BADASS that would be.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Styracosaurus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Reputation#39923812)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 12:17 PM
Author: Mildly autistic lodge

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Reputation#39923820)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 12:18 PM
Author: fragrant plum sandwich

at some point they are gonna run out of horsn and start finding triceratops wiht 0 horns

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Reputation#39923827)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 12:24 PM
Author: Thirsty Gunner Gas Station

If the people want triceratops with NO HORNS, then how about we make them REALLY CUTE and SMALL so they need NO HORNS

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Protoceratops

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Reputation#39923889)



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Date: February 8th, 2026 5:08 AM
Author: bronze arousing orchestra pit water buffalo

it’s like with disposable razor blades, they used to have 1 blade, then they got a SECOND blade bc that’s TWICE as good, then they added a THIRD blade bc that’s EVEN BETTER, now they’re up to the FOURTH blade, FIVE and SIX can’t be far off, there’s no upper limit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Reputation#49655099)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 12:26 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy balding shitlib crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Reputation#39923904)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 12:29 PM
Author: Thirsty Gunner Gas Station

I see NO HORNS TINY triceratops stopped the interest in this thread. No worries. I've got a BIG ONE with EIGHT HORNS

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Medusaceratops

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Reputation#39923938)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 12:31 PM
Author: Swashbuckling gaming laptop

Where is Estrada when we really need him?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Reputation#39923954)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 12:32 PM
Author: cracking cuck friendly grandma

Pains me to admit it, but this is obviously correct.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Reputation#39923958)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 12:34 PM
Author: Thirsty Gunner Gas Station

I think we've done enough LAND TRICERATOPS for now. How about one that has NO HORNS, a TINY FRILL, but SWIMS IN WATER

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Koreaceratops

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Reputation#39923977)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 9:52 PM
Author: Thirsty Gunner Gas Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Reputation#39928268)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 9:54 PM
Author: Salmon Meetinghouse

Estrada! I missed you man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Reputation#39928290)



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Date: April 3rd, 2020 12:48 PM
Author: Thirsty Gunner Gas Station

We all know the TREX is the MOST BADASS dinosaur to ever have existed. Just look at him! We know a child definitely didn’t invent this KILLING MACHINE.

Oh also, TREX would BREAK HIS LEGS if he even tried to run.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.newsweek.com/t-rex-couldnt-run-break-legs-638094%3Famp%3D1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Reputation#39931845)



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Date: April 4th, 2020 4:22 PM
Author: vigorous chartreuse stead

LOL at scientists being like, oh T-Rex could only run 17 mph. It was 25,000 fucking pounds. Most adult humans couldn't run 17 mph for an eighth of a mile.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Reputation#39940920)



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Date: April 4th, 2020 4:03 PM
Author: Thirsty Gunner Gas Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Reputation#39940743)



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Date: April 4th, 2020 4:14 PM
Author: flesh weed whacker whorehouse

Not Quite

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4s1n0Ih8N-E

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Reputation#39940845)



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Date: July 10th, 2023 11:09 PM
Author: flesh weed whacker whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Reputation#46533722)



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Date: April 4th, 2020 7:49 PM
Author: pea-brained pistol

Your review of the GOAT dinosaur book: "rise and fall of the dinosaurs"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Reputation#39942450)



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Date: April 16th, 2020 9:33 AM
Author: Thirsty Gunner Gas Station

Let's add one that obviously looks like a kid was trying to draw a T-Rex, but decided to randomly put a GIANT HUMP IN ITS LOWER BACK which serves no purpose.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Concavenator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Reputation#40026009)



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Date: April 16th, 2020 9:35 AM
Author: Thirsty Gunner Gas Station

Here's one covered in feathers with long Freddie-Kruger fingers with LEGS OBVIOUSLY TOO SMALL TO SUPPORT ITS BODY

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nothronychus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Reputation#40026018)



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Date: April 16th, 2020 9:36 AM
Author: judgmental dashing location rigor

I have like a 2.5 foot by 1.5 foot illustrated dinosaur book I drunkenly bought on Amazon because estrada recommended it

Agree the feather shit is a bit flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Reputation#40026025)



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Date: April 16th, 2020 9:40 AM
Author: Thirsty Gunner Gas Station

Here's one that's literally named DRACOREX HOGWARTSIA, as in Hogwarts from the HARRY POTTER BOOK SERIES:

https://www.thoughtco.com/dracorex-hogwartsia-1092859

There's no way a kid would ever invent a dinosaur named after HARRY POTTER is there?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Reputation#40026041)



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Date: April 29th, 2020 9:11 AM
Author: Thirsty Gunner Gas Station

How about a DINO BIRD that's a normal bird but has ONE FINGER where its WINGS should be.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Linhenykus

This definitely was not a child's attempt at drawing a bird.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Reputation#40115401)



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Date: July 10th, 2023 10:18 PM
Author: Boyish aquamarine kitchen clown

"Heh, sorry sweetie, "Linhenykus" isn't a real word. But we can name him that!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Reputation#46533533)



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Date: October 6th, 2024 8:34 PM
Author: multi-colored fortuitous meteor

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Reputation#48170590)



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Date: April 29th, 2020 9:15 AM
Author: Self-centered sneaky criminal

I like this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Reputation#40115419)



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Date: April 29th, 2020 9:53 AM
Author: Snowy concupiscible blood rage

I really like it here in this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Reputation#40115582)



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Date: July 11th, 2020 1:59 AM
Author: Thirsty Gunner Gas Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Reputation#40584906)



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Date: July 11th, 2020 2:04 AM
Author: Floppy headpube twinkling uncleanness

cr, they're basically pokemon lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Reputation#40584936)



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Date: August 4th, 2020 10:22 PM
Author: Thirsty Gunner Gas Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Reputation#40707900)



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Date: October 5th, 2024 10:24 AM
Author: multi-colored fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Reputation#48165944)



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Date: August 4th, 2020 10:27 PM
Author: maroon passionate jewess menage

Lmao 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Reputation#40707913)



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Date: August 4th, 2020 10:35 PM
Author: Thirsty Gunner Gas Station

How about one that they originally thought had wings, then decided, “nah, he’s actually a dinosaur with a regular body and a 13 FOOT LONG NECK.” Honest mistake

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tanystropheus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Reputation#40707940)



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Date: September 12th, 2020 10:16 PM
Author: Thirsty Gunner Gas Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Reputation#40910951)



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Date: October 7th, 2020 2:54 PM
Author: fragrant plum sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Reputation#41066318)



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Date: October 7th, 2020 2:57 PM
Author: nubile property

Facts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Reputation#41066349)



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Date: December 24th, 2020 1:35 AM
Author: Thirsty Gunner Gas Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Reputation#41608480)



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Date: March 11th, 2021 1:45 PM
Author: Thirsty Gunner Gas Station

https://phys.org/news/2021-03-world-dinosaur-eggs-fossilized-babies.html

How about one with wings on the front of their body, covered by feathers including a feathery tail, giant hump on their head for no reason that was so stupid it got killed sitting on top of some eggs and then got fossilized in that same spot along with the eggs.

Wouldn’t that be a cool discovery!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Reputation#42086260)



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Date: March 11th, 2021 1:54 PM
Author: Thirsty Gunner Gas Station

We have to have some hilarious ones. How about one with a GIANT DICK and BALLS poking out of his HEAD

https://www.nationalgeographic.com/science/article/tsintaosaurus-unicorn-no-more

Lmafo. This is definitely real folks!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Reputation#42086321)



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Date: March 11th, 2021 11:45 PM
Author: Thirsty Gunner Gas Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Reputation#42089824)



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Date: April 8th, 2021 12:26 PM
Author: Thirsty Gunner Gas Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Reputation#42242391)



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Date: August 10th, 2021 1:30 PM
Author: Spectacular tanning salon ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Reputation#42926060)



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Date: August 10th, 2021 1:31 PM
Author: mewling charismatic elastic band senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Reputation#42926062)



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Date: November 15th, 2021 3:28 PM
Author: Thirsty Gunner Gas Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Reputation#43445876)



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Date: February 3rd, 2022 11:40 AM
Author: bronze arousing orchestra pit water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Reputation#43898764)



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Date: February 3rd, 2022 11:43 AM
Author: Lascivious telephone hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Reputation#43898779)



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Date: February 3rd, 2022 1:29 PM
Author: twisted business firm roast beef

I once read a theory that back when these were first being found, there was only fame (and naming rights) to it if it was a new skeleton, so "scientists" were just making mashups of multiple skeletons to come up with something new each time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Reputation#43899359)



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Date: May 11th, 2022 9:11 AM
Author: Thirsty Gunner Gas Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Reputation#44491871)



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Date: February 3rd, 2022 6:00 PM
Author: translucent public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Reputation#43901084)



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Date: February 9th, 2022 6:52 PM
Author: multi-colored fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Reputation#43939616)



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Date: July 18th, 2022 6:43 PM
Author: Pale native puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Reputation#44872855)



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Date: July 18th, 2022 11:05 PM
Author: Spectacular tanning salon ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Reputation#44874382)



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Date: July 18th, 2022 11:07 PM
Author: Thirsty Gunner Gas Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Reputation#44874395)



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Date: August 16th, 2022 10:18 PM
Author: Thirsty Gunner Gas Station

https://www.iflscience.com/this-350yearold-reconstruction-of-a-unicorn-skeleton-is-totally-hilarious-51122

Here’s one put together like a child tried to build a dinosaur with half the pieces lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Reputation#45024818)



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Date: July 10th, 2023 11:06 PM
Author: Aromatic Associate National

honestly more believable than most dinosaurs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Reputation#46533707)



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Date: August 16th, 2022 10:25 PM
Author: multi-colored fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Reputation#45024876)



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Date: October 11th, 2022 9:49 AM
Author: Thirsty Gunner Gas Station

How about this one- the NIGERSAURUS

https://paulsereno.uchicago.edu/exhibits_casts/african_dinosaurs/nigersaurus/

Long neck, SQUARE MOUTH like some kid just drew it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Reputation#45313753)



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Date: February 8th, 2026 5:09 AM
Author: bronze arousing orchestra pit water buffalo

that’s offensively racist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Reputation#49655100)



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Date: October 24th, 2022 5:58 PM
Author: Boyish aquamarine kitchen clown

“It may come as a surprise that such a beautiful and nearly complete fossil could go unstudied for almost 100 years” said Ksepka. “This isn’t a unique case — there are relatively few paleontologists in the world, and only a small percentage of those study birds. Many other important fossils are surely sitting in cabinets waiting to be studied or even still inside their plaster jackets, waiting to be freed from the rock."

https://www.ctpost.com/news/article/Bruce-Museum-dinosaur-fossil-found-named-17520134.php#photo-23063361

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Reputation#45383688)



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Date: December 27th, 2022 4:21 PM
Author: Thirsty Gunner Gas Station

Look at the Psittacosaurus-

Just a normal looking four legged dinosaur that WALKS ON HIS BACK LEGS and evolved what looks like GRASS GROWING OUT OF HIS TAIL. This thing is 100% Real bros

https://dino.fandom.com/wiki/Psittacosaurus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Reputation#45701226)



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Date: July 10th, 2023 10:11 PM
Author: Spectacular tanning salon ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Reputation#46533507)



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Date: July 10th, 2023 11:21 PM
Author: Boyish aquamarine kitchen clown

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/30/Paraphysornis_model_Vienna.jpg/800px-Paraphysornis_model_Vienna.jpg

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paraphysornis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Reputation#46533762)



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Date: July 11th, 2023 8:34 AM
Author: Thirsty Gunner Gas Station

lol. Looks like something from Bugs Bunny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Reputation#46534414)



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Date: July 11th, 2023 8:40 AM
Author: Chestnut corner milk

the bones are like 85% plaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Reputation#46534419)



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Date: July 11th, 2023 7:49 PM
Author: Boyish aquamarine kitchen clown

Europeans generally stay out of this muck but look at these Swiss doods trying get in the spotlight a few years ago. The "fossils" were dug up in 1860, then in 2020 someone decided to make a dinosaur out of them.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amanzia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Reputation#46536640)



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Date: February 8th, 2026 5:13 AM
Author: bronze arousing orchestra pit water buffalo

lmao out of a couple of fragments of a shinbone

these people are fantasists

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Reputation#49655101)



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Date: July 30th, 2023 11:27 AM
Author: Thirsty Gunner Gas Station

https://www.earth.com/news/dinosaurs-lungs-little-oxygen/

Turns out apatasarus lungs were not only too small for his body, but there was also 1/2 as much oxygen when he lived. Scientists-uh….he had BIRD lungs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Reputation#46607446)



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Date: December 12th, 2023 1:06 PM
Author: Spectacular tanning salon ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Reputation#47162085)



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Date: December 15th, 2023 8:02 AM
Author: Thirsty Gunner Gas Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Reputation#47173344)



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Date: May 29th, 2024 9:58 AM
Author: Thirsty Gunner Gas Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Reputation#47700293)



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Date: May 29th, 2024 10:14 AM
Author: Chestnut corner milk

dinocucks are pathetic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Reputation#47700348)



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Date: October 5th, 2024 10:24 AM
Author: multi-colored fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Reputation#48165942)



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Date: June 15th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: multi-colored fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Reputation#49018208)



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Date: July 11th, 2024 7:11 PM
Author: Thirsty Gunner Gas Station

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-13624829/dog-sized-dinosaur-lived-underground-Utah.html

Here’s one they just discovered that was dog size with GIANT MUSCLE ARMS. Definitely NOT something invented by a child!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Reputation#47832384)



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Date: July 11th, 2024 7:13 PM
Author: Spectacular tanning salon ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Reputation#47832394)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 11:39 AM
Author: Swashbuckling gaming laptop

4 drumsticks!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Reputation#49020248)



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Date: December 1st, 2024 6:52 PM
Author: razzmatazz submissive affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Reputation#48399595)



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Date: December 1st, 2024 6:55 PM
Author: excitant navy legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Reputation#48399602)



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Date: January 15th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Thirsty Gunner Gas Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Reputation#48556670)



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Date: May 15th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: Thirsty Gunner Gas Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Reputation#48935588)



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Date: June 15th, 2025 6:25 PM
Author: Swashbuckling gaming laptop

Estrada

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Reputation#49018364)



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Date: March 19th, 2026 8:46 AM
Author: Thirsty Gunner Gas Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2Reputation#49754638)