The most prestigious law school admissions discussion board in the world.
|
 |
 
|
There’s a polymarket for whether Jesus returns this year
Poast new message in this thread
Date: November 18th, 2025 5:08 PM Author: Obsidian pit ratface This market will resolve to "Yes" if The Second Coming of Jesus Christ occurs by December 31, 2025, 11:59 PM ET. Otherwise, this market will resolve to "No".
The resolution source for this market will be a consensus of credible sources.
2025 market:
https://polymarket.com/event/will-jesus-christ-return-in-2025?tid=1763503635796
2026 market:
https://polymarket.com/event/will-jesus-christ-return-before-2027 |
Date: November 18th, 2025 5:08 PM Author: Obsidian pit ratface almost $2 million in volume this year (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5799676&forum_id=2Reputation#49441598) |
|
Date: November 18th, 2025 5:21 PM Author: poppy rehab coffee pot can someone explain the thought process of a person who believes in this enough to put real money on it BUT presumably expects to benefit from a correct wager? is it just jews hedging the market? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5799676&forum_id=2Reputation#49441626) |
 |
Date: November 18th, 2025 5:25 PM Author: Obsidian pit ratface people really believe this stuff man
we’ve been trying to tell you guys for years |
|
Date: November 18th, 2025 5:34 PM Author: jet-lagged glassy sandwich Dispensationalists and Christian Zionists (the politicians who kiss the wall and take AIPAC money) who follow the Darby and Scofield Bible stuff about God still owing stuff to the modern state of Israel believe there’s going to be some kind of predicable occurrence in which Jesus comes back and Jews run the world. It’s insane heresy but this is what is in control of the USA right now. It’s why Ted Cruz and Lindsey Graham chimp out about Nick Fuentes. A lot of people don’t understand what’s even going on. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5799676&forum_id=2Reputation#49441670) |
|
Date: November 18th, 2025 10:12 PM Author: Slimy talented foreskin market (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5799676&forum_id=2Reputation#49442607) |
|
Date: February 4th, 2026 10:38 AM Author: Obsidian pit ratface https://x.com/polymarket/status/2019041469643022444?s=46 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5799676&forum_id=2Reputation#49645982) |
|
Date: February 4th, 2026 10:43 AM Author: wonderful trust fund forum What’s crazy is that the price of Yes is basically driven by real interest rates, so it’s logical for it to be a positive number and not zero. A No contract is like a risk free bond.
Put another way, as the Fed lowers interest rates, the probability of Jesus’ return will increase. If the feds raise interest rates, the probability that Jesus will return goes down. |
|
Date: February 4th, 2026 10:48 AM Author: Obsidian pit ratface (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5799676&forum_id=2Reputation#49646012) |
|
Date: February 4th, 2026 10:48 AM Author: Obsidian pit ratface “risk free”
what if he returns though? |
|
Date: February 4th, 2026 10:49 AM Author: wonderful trust fund forum I said “like” risk free. The coupon is your eternal soul (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5799676&forum_id=2Reputation#49646017) |
|
Date: February 4th, 2026 1:22 PM Author: wonderful trust fund forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5799676&forum_id=2Reputation#49646454) |
|
Date: February 18th, 2026 3:12 PM Author: fart nigger (✅🍑) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5799676&forum_id=2Reputation#49678383) |
|
Date: February 18th, 2026 6:57 PM Author: .,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,... Not quite risk free because Polymarket is not FDIC insured. But I had the same thought when I heard about this market. Has someone actually plotted the data and shown that it tracks changes to the Federal Funds Rate? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5799676&forum_id=2Reputation#49678995) |
|
Date: February 18th, 2026 3:06 PM Author: "'''''"'''"""''''" All time high
https://x.com/spencerhakimian/status/2023965594307940582?s=46 |