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SP here! I am at bar at Great Wolf Lodge.

My kid is having a party and invited 8 other kids to share a...
henna dopamine
  04/09/24
People's exhibit A: "Date: April 9th, 2024 8:43 PM ...
excitant corner tank
  04/09/24
Sounds like some Epstein shit
Light Sweet Tailpipe
  04/09/24
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Nighttime set
  08/30/24
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Unhinged Internet-worthy Useless Brakes Indirect Expression
  02/11/25
SP must have nerves of steel, taking a group of young boys t...
fatty nigger
  02/24/26
*p diddy reading this and then vomiting*
Racy hideous double fault
  02/11/25
Don't you ever work, you piece of shit?
curious forum
  04/09/24
I didn’t say I’m crazy about the situation but i...
henna dopamine
  04/09/24
Overnight? It is a school/work night. What is this flame?
curious forum
  04/09/24
No school tomorrow Hence great wolf lodge weekday rate.
henna dopamine
  04/09/24
Stop lying.
curious forum
  04/09/24
I dunno man they don’t have school on Wednesday. They ...
henna dopamine
  04/09/24
Even if that is true you should still be working at your law...
curious forum
  04/09/24
Bro. I’m getting up at the crack of dawn and driving t...
henna dopamine
  04/09/24
I get to the office at 6 am every day. I don't take vacation...
curious forum
  04/09/24
I go full on gearing up for jury trials. My next one isn&rs...
henna dopamine
  04/09/24
Heheh little fucker is going to help daddy make his nut this...
Mewling volcanic crater locale
  04/09/24
Pedophile
henna dopamine
  04/09/24
Face time little nigga 👏
curious forum
  04/09/24
spaceporn manages to practice law competently while having t...
azure mischievous stage cumskin
  04/10/24
I live two hours away from sp in another state, but my kids ...
Bisexual massive institution
  04/09/24
Apparently, it's some kind of Muslim Eid holiday.
Cowardly telephone
  04/09/24
i found out schools are closed in my county bc of report car...
Bisexual massive institution
  04/10/24
Pulled inflatable mattress out on the balcony of hotel room....
henna dopamine
  04/09/24
To be fair, Oh look, SP poasting about his filthy inflata...
metal halford
  04/09/24
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Blue plaza hairy legs
  04/09/24
It’s at a hotel room at great wolf lodge. Not my house...
henna dopamine
  04/09/24
To be fair, Yeah that's probably a very smart move, keep ...
metal halford
  04/09/24
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Dark hyperactive kitchen
  04/09/24
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stubborn coffee pot locus
  04/11/24
Why do you always have to get drunk at family outings?
supple den windowlicker
  04/09/24
Why do you have to be a little bitch to me whenever you get ...
henna dopamine
  04/09/24
I'm happy to be the target of your drunk aggression if that'...
supple den windowlicker
  04/09/24
See. Fuck you. Your style is the worst out there.
henna dopamine
  04/09/24
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Arousing electric furnace theater stage
  04/09/24
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stubborn coffee pot locus
  04/11/24
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titillating temple philosopher-king
  04/09/24
To be fair to SP that’s the only way to make them bear...
Dark hyperactive kitchen
  04/09/24
Nah it’s more like I dont have todo much because wife ...
henna dopamine
  04/09/24
They are all doing “jujitsu moves” and trying to...
henna dopamine
  04/09/24
To be fair, SP: "Hey Timmy come here, I'll show you ...
metal halford
  04/09/24
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Soul-stirring lake legend church
  04/09/24
How’s the spaghetti
Mewling volcanic crater locale
  04/09/24
? We just had cake. One kid asked my son “where my h...
henna dopamine
  04/09/24
The bar spaghetti
Mewling volcanic crater locale
  04/09/24
Okay buddy. I can see you’ve got a touch of the A.
henna dopamine
  04/09/24
?
Mewling volcanic crater locale
  04/09/24
Would you come into someone’s hotel room where a kids ...
henna dopamine
  04/09/24
To be fair, SP to the kids in his hotel room: "Hey.....
metal halford
  04/09/24
Do we need to talk about your kid’s birthday parties d...
henna dopamine
  04/09/24
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metal halford
  04/10/24
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henna dopamine
  04/10/24
Beast mode thread Let the haters seethe
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  04/09/24
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  12/10/25
Please don't molest any of those kids
passionate house place of business
  04/09/24
You know that stuff is defamatory Kenny(?). A cutesy turn of...
henna dopamine
  04/09/24
It's just a suggestion. I don't think I've ever accused you ...
passionate house place of business
  04/09/24
…why are you even a lawyer? The worst WORST kind of ...
henna dopamine
  04/09/24
Who said I'm a lawyer? I'm not a lawyer. Lawyers are scumbag...
passionate house place of business
  04/09/24
You are acting like the most scumbag type of lawyer that&rsq...
henna dopamine
  04/09/24
I suggested you don't commit a crime. You falsely accused...
passionate house place of business
  04/09/24
It’s bizarre that he takes this retarded chatblog so s...
Bisexual massive institution
  04/09/24
TIL it's defamatory to suggest that somebody NOT commit a cr...
confused kitty cat
  04/10/24
lol why do you think he's there?
excitant corner tank
  04/09/24
Why do you think I am sleeping on an air mattress on a hotel...
henna dopamine
  04/09/24
So you can peer into the window and watch little boys have p...
Light Sweet Tailpipe
  04/09/24
Pedophile.
henna dopamine
  04/09/24
Yes you are
excitant corner tank
  04/09/24
Pedophile
henna dopamine
  04/09/24
dear God now he’s straight up boasting about it, OJ st...
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  04/10/24
"IF I Squanched It" by Bozo D. Spaceporn
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Capturing some nice photos with my fancy long camera. The vi...
Mind-boggling garrison crotch
  04/10/24
The view of what, exactly?
Dark hyperactive kitchen
  04/10/24
Thats not me
henna dopamine
  04/10/24
What kind of parent gives their kid to spaceporn for a night...
curious forum
  04/10/24
A very dumb one
coral cracking chapel karate
  04/10/24
Why wouldn't you just get an adjoining room instead of sleep...
submissive abnormal orchestra pit
  04/10/24
The view. Lol.
pale overrated lodge
  04/10/24
Spaceporn? Your response?
submissive abnormal orchestra pit
  04/10/24
I didnt do the booking. And in agreeing to chaperone I thou...
henna dopamine
  04/10/24
You are irritated because you didn't get any sleep dumbass
submissive abnormal orchestra pit
  04/10/24
I thought I slept okay out there but I don't know.
henna dopamine
  04/10/24
He is depriving himself of good sleep and giving up on his s...
curious forum
  04/11/24
You’re a sick pedo
adventurous crystalline casino
  04/11/24
I really like it here.
Brilliant shrine stain
  04/10/24
Check yr throwaway
pale overrated lodge
  04/10/24
I don't see anything.
Brilliant shrine stain
  04/10/24
What is it again? Chilmata@gmail?
pale overrated lodge
  04/10/24
sounds fun. the Dells is one of the last slices of pure Amer...
Exciting Pervert Point
  04/10/24
it has to be the one in virginia. he would probably get arre...
unholy meetinghouse
  04/10/24
I once drove four kids three hours to Summer camp and one ...
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  04/10/24
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Brilliant shrine stain
  04/11/24
you and 9 boys in a hotel room with one bed. oh no that must...
bull headed national security agency heaven
  04/10/24
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Bisexual massive institution
  04/10/24
I refuse to believe this is the real SP
cerise irradiated senate really tough guy
  04/11/24
Lol why? It fits his MO to a T
pale overrated lodge
  04/11/24
I know it’s just so on the nose and I can’t beli...
cerise irradiated senate really tough guy
  04/11/24
Even if this and the bar spaghetti incident et al. are &ldqu...
180 step-uncle's house
  04/11/24
he has an established history of poasting incendiary shit li...
Bisexual massive institution
  04/11/24
It’s only incendiary if you are sick w sex diseases me...
henna dopamine
  04/11/24
this is a good example of what i said. you are well awar...
Bisexual massive institution
  04/11/24
Nothing wrong with anything I posted Don’t try to e...
henna dopamine
  04/11/24
cr, nearly everyone here has a "mental sex disease"...
Bisexual massive institution
  04/11/24
There are rules here? If those rules are kept
henna dopamine
  04/11/24
CR For example the original Halford pedo threading start...
Vermilion stimulating office chad
  04/11/24
Right I just don’t understand why he encourages the di...
cerise irradiated senate really tough guy
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Blue plaza hairy legs
  04/11/24
What’s up with the outting
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confused kitty cat
  04/11/24
What’s with the outting
henna dopamine
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confused kitty cat
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Why are you outting. There is one rule. Kallmanelli just got...
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Blue plaza hairy legs
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That’s twice now I’ve asked this moniker to stop...
henna dopamine
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Date: April 9th, 2024 8:43 PM
Author: henna dopamine

My kid is having a party and invited 8 other kids to share a suite tonight. I am chaperoning from now until 7 am. They are really rowdy and jumping around and punching each other. My kid wants more boxing lessons as a present. Fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47569256)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:16 PM
Author: excitant corner tank

People's exhibit A:

"Date: April 9th, 2024 8:43 PM

Author: ;:;:::;:;:

My kid is having a party and invited 8 other kids to share a suite tonight. I am chaperoning from now until 7 am. They are really rowdy and jumping around and punching each other. My kid wants more boxing lessons as a present. Fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569256)"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47569759)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:18 PM
Author: Light Sweet Tailpipe

Sounds like some Epstein shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47569767)



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Date: August 30th, 2024 12:16 AM
Author: Nighttime set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#48026456)



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Date: February 11th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: Unhinged Internet-worthy Useless Brakes Indirect Expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#48645790)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 9:11 AM
Author: fatty nigger (✅🍑)

SP must have nerves of steel, taking a group of young boys to spend the night at a hotel and have his disgusting way with them, and then come here and boast about it like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#49691215)



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Date: February 11th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Racy hideous double fault

*p diddy reading this and then vomiting*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#48645797)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 8:45 PM
Author: curious forum

Don't you ever work, you piece of shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47569262)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 8:59 PM
Author: henna dopamine

I didn’t say I’m crazy about the situation but it didn’t seem fair to make wife do the whole damn thing. I don’t care. I don’t have to do anything. I just have to stay here and make sure no one dies overnight. They are all goofy 13 year old boys so they will punch each other and see who cries and try to light farts and play crap hip hop etc I don’t know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47569285)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:52 PM
Author: curious forum

Overnight? It is a school/work night. What is this flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47569402)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:52 PM
Author: henna dopamine

No school tomorrow

Hence great wolf lodge weekday rate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47569404)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: curious forum

Stop lying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47569418)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:58 PM
Author: henna dopamine

I dunno man they don’t have school on Wednesday. They have all these days off in the Middle of the week and what not. I can’t keep track but wife does.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47569424)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:09 PM
Author: curious forum

Even if that is true you should still be working at your law firm. I would kick you out of the partnership if I was your partner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47569447)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:10 PM
Author: henna dopamine

Bro. I’m getting up at the crack of dawn and driving to the office from out of town. Relax.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47569452)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:24 PM
Author: curious forum

I get to the office at 6 am every day. I don't take vacations. I work weekends. What's your excuse?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47569484)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:42 PM
Author: henna dopamine

I go full on gearing up for jury trials. My next one isn’t until mid summer. I work plenty of weekends. I don’t go to church w family on Sundays because I go to the office instead. I used to work thru holidays in my 30s and 40s but not so much any more.

I have a mediation on Friday. There’s a quarter million in coverage. I’ll make my nut. Relax.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47569542)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:17 PM
Author: Mewling volcanic crater locale

Heheh little fucker is going to help daddy make his nut this month 🤡

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47569764)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:18 PM
Author: henna dopamine

Pedophile

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47569768)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:35 PM
Author: curious forum

Face time little nigga 👏

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47569791)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 7:52 AM
Author: azure mischievous stage cumskin

spaceporn manages to practice law competently while having time for his family. you spin your wheels endlessly, churn out embarrassing drek despite putting so much time in, and don't have a family. yet you think this endlessly sisyphusian nightmare where you try to be a real lawyer is some sort of "pwn"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47570207)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:07 PM
Author: Bisexual massive institution

I live two hours away from sp in another state, but my kids have no school tomorrow as well. I’m not sure why.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47569445)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:32 PM
Author: Cowardly telephone

Apparently, it's some kind of Muslim Eid holiday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47569784)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 2:59 PM
Author: Bisexual massive institution

i found out schools are closed in my county bc of report cards or some shit. they probably made sure it lined up with the muslim holiday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47571049)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 8:55 PM
Author: henna dopamine

Pulled inflatable mattress out on the balcony of hotel room. W this and a sleeping bag and my sweater I should be fine to sleep out here while the kids are screaming at each other all night and practicing their uppercuts on each other and calling each other gay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47569276)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 8:57 PM
Author: metal halford

To be fair,

Oh look, SP poasting about his filthy inflatable mattress and his plans to keep a bunch of kids up and screaming in his house all night, wow I've never seen this side of SP before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47569280)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:00 PM
Author: Blue plaza hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47569287)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:01 PM
Author: henna dopamine

It’s at a hotel room at great wolf lodge. Not my house. I don’t want 9 kids at my house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47569290)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:31 PM
Author: metal halford

To be fair,

Yeah that's probably a very smart move, keep all of that out of your house. Hotel room is neutral, much less to clean up and hide afterwards. Good thinking, SP. Anyway, enjoy your night with all of those little kids and the air mattress.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47569355)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:53 PM
Author: Dark hyperactive kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47569406)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 8:29 AM
Author: stubborn coffee pot locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47573248)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:33 PM
Author: supple den windowlicker

Why do you always have to get drunk at family outings?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47569359)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:51 PM
Author: henna dopamine

Why do you have to be a little bitch to me whenever you get a free shot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47569399)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:10 PM
Author: supple den windowlicker

I'm happy to be the target of your drunk aggression if that'll spare your innocent family and allow them to enjoy a vacation for once.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47569451)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:13 PM
Author: henna dopamine

See. Fuck you. Your style is the worst out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47569459)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:59 PM
Author: Arousing electric furnace theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47569827)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 8:29 AM
Author: stubborn coffee pot locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47573247)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:13 PM
Author: titillating temple philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47569461)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:53 PM
Author: Dark hyperactive kitchen

To be fair to SP that’s the only way to make them bearable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47569408)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: henna dopamine

Nah it’s more like I dont have todo much because wife does it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47569419)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:35 PM
Author: henna dopamine

They are all doing “jujitsu moves” and trying to flip each other over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47569381)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:38 PM
Author: metal halford

To be fair,

SP: "Hey Timmy come here, I'll show you how to flip Tommy over... ;)"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47569385)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:44 PM
Author: Soul-stirring lake legend church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47569393)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:53 PM
Author: Mewling volcanic crater locale

How’s the spaghetti

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47569409)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:54 PM
Author: henna dopamine

? We just had cake. One kid asked my son “where my hug at?” It was funny. All these kids try to talk like black gangsters.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47569411)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:55 PM
Author: Mewling volcanic crater locale

The bar spaghetti

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47569412)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:56 PM
Author: henna dopamine

Okay buddy. I can see you’ve got a touch of the A.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47569415)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:59 PM
Author: Mewling volcanic crater locale

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47569425)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:01 PM
Author: henna dopamine

Would you come into someone’s hotel room where a kids party is going on and everyone is having cake and walk up to the adult in the room and say “ hey remember that time people on the internet kept Calling you a pedophile and it was obviously getting under your skin? Haha That was funny wasn’t it you sure you aren’t a pedo?“ If the answer is yes you’ve got a touch of the A. Because that’s what you are doing itt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47569432)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:05 PM
Author: metal halford

To be fair,

SP to the kids in his hotel room: "Hey.... so uh, can I have a lil touch of that 'a'....?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47569439)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:07 PM
Author: henna dopamine

Do we need to talk about your kid’s birthday parties dude. Because we are heading there w your talk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47569444)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 7:37 PM
Author: metal halford

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47572042)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 8:03 PM
Author: henna dopamine

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47572157)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:14 PM
Author: titillating temple philosopher-king

Beast mode thread

Let the haters seethe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47569462)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:17 PM
Author: henna dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47569466)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:19 PM
Author: Bisexual massive institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47569470)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 10:57 AM
Author: turquoise boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47570546)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 11:03 AM
Author: Frum big death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47573719)



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Date: February 19th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Lavender galvanic associate stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#48676933)



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Date: February 19th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: Frum big death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#48677120)



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Date: December 10th, 2025 4:27 PM
Author: Frum big death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#49500193)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:01 PM
Author: passionate house place of business

Please don't molest any of those kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47569736)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:03 PM
Author: henna dopamine

You know that stuff is defamatory Kenny(?). A cutesy turn of the phrase doesn’t render it otherwise at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47569738)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:07 PM
Author: passionate house place of business

It's just a suggestion. I don't think I've ever accused you of anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47569743)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:12 PM
Author: henna dopamine

…why are you even a lawyer? The worst WORST kind of lawyer is the kind that’s just dumb. They clog everything up and they are belligerent and spiteful and petty and impossible assholes on every level They don’t know the law and they use poor judgment and tangle everything up unnecessarily for years because they are just too dumb to get it. Lawyers like this are a plague on the profession.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47569749)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:14 PM
Author: passionate house place of business

Who said I'm a lawyer? I'm not a lawyer. Lawyers are scumbags.

You just defamed me by calling me a lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47569754)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:16 PM
Author: henna dopamine

You are acting like the most scumbag type of lawyer that’s why.

Your “suggestion” is probably defamatory in context. My thought is that you don’t understand that this is the case and you think framing a defamatory accusation as a “suggestion” somehow prevents a tortious event from occurring.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47569763)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:25 PM
Author: passionate house place of business

I suggested you don't commit a crime.

You falsely accused me of engaging in a disgusting "profession".

You're the one on shaky legal ground here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47569777)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:57 PM
Author: Bisexual massive institution

It’s bizarre that he takes this retarded chatblog so seriously

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47569823)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 12:26 AM
Author: confused kitty cat

TIL it's defamatory to suggest that somebody NOT commit a crime.

spaceporn, I would suggest that you don't plan your bank deposits such that they don't hit the $10,000 reporting requirement, because that's a crime called structuring. But I WON'T suggest that because it would be defamatory to do so.

???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47569879)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:17 PM
Author: excitant corner tank

lol why do you think he's there?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47569766)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:20 PM
Author: henna dopamine

Why do you think I am sleeping on an air mattress on a hotel porch on a Tuesday night?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47569770)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:22 PM
Author: Light Sweet Tailpipe

So you can peer into the window and watch little boys have pillow fights as you furiously jack your clitdick, you already explained/admitted it ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47569774)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:22 PM
Author: henna dopamine

Pedophile.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47569776)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:25 PM
Author: excitant corner tank

Yes you are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47569778)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:26 PM
Author: henna dopamine

Pedophile

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47569780)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 12:49 AM
Author: Dead home jew

dear God now he’s straight up boasting about it, OJ style

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47569918)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 6:01 AM
Author: honey-headed trailer park legal warrant

"IF I Squanched It" by Bozo D. Spaceporn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47570111)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 8:59 AM
Author: topaz insane parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47573316)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:28 AM
Author: Dead home jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47573560)



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Date: February 20th, 2025 6:02 AM
Author: Unhinged Internet-worthy Useless Brakes Indirect Expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#48677595)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 10:03 AM
Author: ;::;:;;::;;;;;::::



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#49691356)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 5:33 AM
Author: Mind-boggling garrison crotch

Capturing some nice photos with my fancy long camera. The view is incredible at night!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47570101)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 8:23 AM
Author: Dark hyperactive kitchen

The view of what, exactly?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47570235)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: henna dopamine

Thats not me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47570634)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 10:11 AM
Author: curious forum

What kind of parent gives their kid to spaceporn for a night?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47570476)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 7:49 PM
Author: coral cracking chapel karate

A very dumb one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47572104)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 10:49 AM
Author: submissive abnormal orchestra pit

Why wouldn't you just get an adjoining room instead of sleep on an air mattress on the balcony?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47570517)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:06 AM
Author: pale overrated lodge

The view. Lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47570576)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:17 AM
Author: submissive abnormal orchestra pit

Spaceporn? Your response?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47570590)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:46 AM
Author: henna dopamine

I didnt do the booking. And in agreeing to chaperone I thought there would be a little area set aside w bed and separate walled in partition consistent with the last time we stayed there years ago. When I arrived and saw the suite I realized that was not the case.

While there were several beds contained in the suite, they would all be occupied by the kids once they settled down and eventually went to sleep. I complained to my wife that there was no room for me to sleep and she said I could probably get another room for the night. A room there runs like $400. We'd already hit $1K budget on the party and I'm a cheapskate. I decided not to spend the extra money after I saw that I could move our inflatable mattress out on the balcony and just stay there for the night with a sleeping bag, more or less consistent in most respects with my original plan. Separate, but not absent.

Does that silly detailed response help? Don't irritate me today--I'm not in the mood for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47570628)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: submissive abnormal orchestra pit

You are irritated because you didn't get any sleep dumbass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47570636)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:50 AM
Author: henna dopamine

I thought I slept okay out there but I don't know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47570644)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 12:04 AM
Author: curious forum

He is depriving himself of good sleep and giving up on his successful attorney career. You are in a bad place spaceporn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47572851)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 12:01 AM
Author: adventurous crystalline casino

You’re a sick pedo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47572843)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:22 AM
Author: Brilliant shrine stain

I really like it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47570593)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:25 AM
Author: pale overrated lodge

Check yr throwaway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47570598)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 12:13 PM
Author: Brilliant shrine stain

I don't see anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47570754)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 2:32 PM
Author: pale overrated lodge

What is it again? Chilmata@gmail?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47570964)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 12:15 PM
Author: Exciting Pervert Point

sounds fun. the Dells is one of the last slices of pure Americana

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47570762)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 2:39 PM
Author: unholy meetinghouse

it has to be the one in virginia. he would probably get arrested driving 8 kids all the way to wisconsin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47570981)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 2:54 PM
Author: henna dopamine

I once drove four kids three hours to Summer camp and one of them opened the car door on the highway and barfed up hot dogs he had eaten when we stopped at 7 11 an hour into the trip. I had told him not to eat so many of them but he didn’t listen. So then he did a car barf.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47571032)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 1:58 AM
Author: Brilliant shrine stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47573039)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 2:56 PM
Author: bull headed national security agency heaven

you and 9 boys in a hotel room with one bed. oh no that must have been terrible for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47571036)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 2:59 PM
Author: Bisexual massive institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47571055)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: cerise irradiated senate really tough guy

I refuse to believe this is the real SP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47572868)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 4:42 AM
Author: pale overrated lodge

Lol why? It fits his MO to a T

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47573110)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 9:59 AM
Author: cerise irradiated senate really tough guy

I know it’s just so on the nose and I can’t believe he would be so retarded as to share this on Xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47573475)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:00 AM
Author: 180 step-uncle's house

Even if this and the bar spaghetti incident et al. are “flame” or whatever, the person behind it is a sick fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47573477)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:37 AM
Author: Bisexual massive institution

he has an established history of poasting incendiary shit like this and then playing dumb after people start calling him a pedo in response.

he does this to wind people up, but tries to deny that that's what he's doing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47573611)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:38 AM
Author: henna dopamine

It’s only incendiary if you are sick w sex diseases mental or physical Is that you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47573620)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:53 AM
Author: Bisexual massive institution

this is a good example of what i said.

you are well aware of the "running joke" about you and pedophilia, and you are equally aware that poasting about a kid "throwing up hotdogs," being in a hotel room with a bunch of adolescents engaging in horseplay (no horns), "getting 'cheese pizza' for the kids" etc. is inviting a shitload of poasts and negative attention, which is exactly what you got ITT.

stop denying it, and just own it. if you leaned into the joke, the people here who think that you are actually a pedo (i don't think most people believe it, but some do) would probably come to the conclusion that you're just trying to wind people up.

but instead you say things that you know will cause a thread to turn out like this one did, and then you complain and whine about people mocking, defaming, and, at times, threatening you. makes no sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47573669)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:58 AM
Author: henna dopamine

Nothing wrong with anything I posted Don’t try to excuse your mental sex diseases and their consequences

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47573688)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:59 AM
Author: Bisexual massive institution

cr, nearly everyone here has a "mental sex disease" and that's the reason for all the accusations, etc. and yet you still poast here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47573693)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 11:02 AM
Author: henna dopamine

There are rules here? If those rules are kept

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47573706)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: Vermilion stimulating office chad

CR

For example the original Halford pedo threading started out as anti-Halford to a degree but he leaned into the joke and it became a fun bit of his character

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47573988)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 3:20 PM
Author: cerise irradiated senate really tough guy

Right I just don’t understand why he encourages the discussion about his pedophilia but then will have a month long meltdown about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47574747)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 5:48 AM
Author: Blue plaza hairy legs

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47573127)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:18 AM
Author: henna dopamine

What’s up with the outting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47573522)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:40 AM
Author: confused kitty cat

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47573622)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:40 AM
Author: henna dopamine

What’s with the outting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47573627)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:43 AM
Author: confused kitty cat

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47573636)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:44 AM
Author: henna dopamine

Why are you outting. There is one rule. Kallmanelli just got suspended for this shit. Do you want to get suspended also? Stop outting, shithead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47573641)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:57 AM
Author: confused kitty cat

??????? Non-responsive. Anybody could have any surname, so merely saying a word can't be outing otherwise we couldn't say anything. Unless somebody admits to having the surname in question, then it remains a valid thing to say. You're really not getting this. Like watch this: "Brown." Oh, wow, is that outing? Only if somebody admits to having the surname Brown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47573683)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 11:01 AM
Author: Blue plaza hairy legs

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47573698)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 11:03 AM
Author: henna dopamine

That’s twice now I’ve asked this moniker to stop outting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47573712)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 11:05 AM
Author: Bisexual massive institution

yes, it's been established that someone being outed doesn't mean that future outings are permissible.

this violates the ONE RULE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47573731)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 11:02 AM
Author: Blue plaza hairy legs

Focus on what's important: how many underwear trophies did you nab?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47573705)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 6:40 AM
Author: Vermilion stimulating office chad

Wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47573152)



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Date: April 12th, 2024 8:01 AM
Author: Bisexual massive institution

serious question did you give the kids "jesus juice"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47576545)



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Date: August 30th, 2024 12:21 AM
Author: Bisexual massive institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#48026466)



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Date: April 12th, 2024 8:18 AM
Author: azure mischievous stage cumskin

i'm getting great wolf lodge youtube ads now ffs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47576573)



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Date: August 30th, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: confused kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#48026450)



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Date: October 22nd, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: filthy vivacious mood piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#48228771)



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Date: October 22nd, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: Bisexual massive institution

hey bros! here at great wolf lodge feeding my special little guy and his male friends some "jesus juice." they're getting sleepy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#48228777)



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Date: February 11th, 2025 11:06 AM
Author: sick mentally impaired theatre genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#48645694)



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Date: February 11th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: Amethyst Nubile Base Toilet Seat

wow

lmfao how did i miss this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#48645786)



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Date: February 19th, 2025 10:15 PM
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