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Most insane date I’ve ever been on (Hinge/Bumble)

I told this 5’2 chick who was exactly my type I’...
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  07/11/25
Did the "date" happen to occur in a Red Lobster?
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Red's Lobster 🦞
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Date: July 11th, 2025 3:56 PM
Author: vibrant idiotic stage

I told this 5’2 chick who was exactly my type I’m 5’11 (I’m really 5’10). She seemed like “ok cool” so I didn’t expect much when I met her. I get there and she’s glowing when she sees me telling me how happy she is to meet me etc. I’m like wow this is cool. And she’s much hotter in real life and amazing personality.

I tell her at dinner I’m shocked she likes me because I’m short and most girls are obsessed with height. She said she didn’t notice and doesn’t care about height. Said I’m so handsome and have amazing hair and that I’m jacked and shes loves that.

I said wait there’s no way you like me. Women love tall men. There’s no way you’re into me.

Then she said ummm yeah I’m into you I think you’re so handsome.

I paused and ate and a taller guy walked by and I pointed to him and I said, “there! That’s a tall man! That’s the type you should be going for you’re super gorgeous no way should you be on a date with a short man like me!”

Then she got quiet and said “you seem very insecure it sucks because I really like you.” I got quiet too.

Then I took a bite of something and my jaw completely locked. I stood up and tried to speak but I couldn’t move my jaw or my mouth. My eyes bulged from my face. She screamed. Then I started foaming at the mouth.

Finally she got up, without helping me, and said “enough, I had enough I’m leaving this is ridiculous I’m leaving.” And then left. Two guys ran over and brought me to the hospital.

These chicks could literally watch you dying in front of them and they won’t help you if it slightly inconveniences them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749188&forum_id=2Reputation#49093821)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 3:58 PM
Author: elite maize sex offender menage

Did the "date" happen to occur in a Red Lobster?

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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:02 PM
Author: glassy lascivious den puppy

Red's Lobster 🦞

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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:02 PM
Author: hairless glittery hall

It was a good way to call her bluff that she was really into you. If you were Tall, she never would have left your side and would ride the ambulance with you and have to be dragged from your bedside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749188&forum_id=2Reputation#49093842)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:05 PM
Author: vibrant idiotic stage

Those

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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: glassy lascivious den puppy



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: Supple Red Site Karate



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: concupiscible costumed gaming laptop



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:23 PM
Author: infuriating spruce roommate



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:48 PM
Author: dashing cruise ship



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:07 PM
Author: underhanded harsh coldplay fan international law enforcement agency



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:18 PM
Author: Ultramarine Keepsake Machete

What a dumb bitch! You lucked out lock jaw tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749188&forum_id=2Reputation#49093888)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:46 PM
Author: metal yarmulke

Whoa, small world! I watched this go down 🤣

She was super hot, man, but there's plenty of fish in the sea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749188&forum_id=2Reputation#49094416)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:48 PM
Author: vibrant idiotic stage

You were the waiter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749188&forum_id=2Reputation#49094421)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:53 PM
Author: Disturbing ungodly filthpig mediation

Wow poast moniker synergy

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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:00 AM
Author: cream locale



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