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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:34 PM Author: Beady-eyed chestnut kitty stead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2Reputation#28102764) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:35 PM Author: Honey-headed pocket flask church building white girls (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2Reputation#28102766) |
Date: June 12th, 2015 1:35 PM Author: Haunting unhinged shrine "The room lacked symmetry. I found this aesthetically discomforting." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2Reputation#28102775) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:38 PM Author: Nofapping spot black woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2Reputation#28102812) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:39 PM Author: milky ratface indian lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2Reputation#28102827) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:42 PM Author: charcoal violent center (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2Reputation#28102855) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:50 PM Author: Blue stirring orchestra pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2Reputation#28102948) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 10:40 PM Author: Pearly yapping lay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2Reputation#28106877) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 8:10 AM Author: Vermilion nowag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2Reputation#28108765) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:36 PM Author: slippery multi-billionaire drunken fucking with fat chick in UG. she literally shit the bed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2Reputation#28102782) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:44 PM Author: Pearly yapping lay winnar /thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2Reputation#28102877) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 6:42 PM Author: Well-lubricated range Yeah I'd definitely take the hot redhead with the penussy over this any day (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2Reputation#28105105) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 10:15 AM Author: slippery multi-billionaire Nothing like plowing a fat chick missionary and drunkenly noticing a hideous odor rising before u try to blow your load (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2Reputation#28108992) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:44 PM Author: Azure cracking menage boiling water same but pissed all over bed instead of shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2Reputation#28102880) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:45 PM Author: slippery multi-billionaire did she do it while you were fucking her? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2Reputation#28102888) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:48 PM Author: Azure cracking menage boiling water not sure tbh i was wasted, i discovered it after i got back from dropping her off and only connected the dots when i sobered up (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2Reputation#28102929) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:00 PM Author: Awkward Diverse Base Reading Party LMAO. WE HAVE A WINNER! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2Reputation#28103519) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 8:08 AM Author: impressive gas station 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2Reputation#28108761) |
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Date: September 17th, 2016 8:47 AM Author: impressive gas station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2Reputation#31427351) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:38 PM Author: Nofapping spot black woman Fucked one of the hottest girls from my high school in my pool as a sophomore in UG. She was a red head with a perfect body and face. I found out that night that she had a HUGE clit and I almosted put my mouth on it before I saw it. Still fucked the shit out of her but cut all contact the next day. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2Reputation#28102808) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:39 PM Author: Honey-headed pocket flask church building this sounds awesome wtf? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2Reputation#28102820) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:40 PM Author: Nofapping spot black woman brother he clit was legit big. The size of a child's digit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2Reputation#28102836) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:41 PM Author: Honey-headed pocket flask church building was it otherwise normal? sensitive? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2Reputation#28102844) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:43 PM Author: Nofapping spot black woman Yes normal besides size. And I have no idea if it was sensitive because I did not touch that shit man.
Imagine a child's chubby middle finger hidden behind tastefully trimmed red pubic hair. |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:42 PM Author: slippery multi-billionaire bigger than an azn "male" clitpeen then? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2Reputation#28102850) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:43 PM Author: nubile tan cuckold heaven like Chyna big? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2Reputation#28102863) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:44 PM Author: Nofapping spot black woman I would say the red heads was longer but similar in girth. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2Reputation#28102881) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:45 PM Author: nubile tan cuckold heaven and you are sure that wasn't a dick? maybe hermaphrodite? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2Reputation#28102898) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:46 PM Author: Nofapping spot black woman Last time I told this story someone suggested it. The clit did not leave the skin like a penis does. But if she was a herm I wish I fucked it a lot more. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2Reputation#28102912) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:48 PM Author: nubile tan cuckold heaven I mean idk much about what is what but something seems fishy if it is that big and girthy. very interesting. odd case. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2Reputation#28102932) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:24 PM Author: vibrant box office volcanic crater red head? pisswyrm? where have I heard this before? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2Reputation#28103746) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:28 PM Author: hyperventilating site *CFO at Halford Industries trying to account for a lost time machine* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2Reputation#28103781) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:07 PM Author: Nofapping spot black woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2Reputation#28106041) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 11:06 PM Author: Marvelous Yarmulke (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2Reputation#28107169) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:46 PM Author: Pearly yapping lay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2Reputation#28102914) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:39 PM Author: nubile tan cuckold heaven I was banging some girl and drunk. About half way through the ordeal I had to leave and puke. Did that came back and finished the job. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2Reputation#28102819) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:45 PM Author: Pearly yapping lay same here but we were on a couch and she was straddling me. just threw her aside and puked all over the floor. she ran away. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2Reputation#28102890) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:48 PM Author: slippery multi-billionaire I had a girl puke on my while hooking up with her in HS (no sex) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2Reputation#28102925) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:49 PM Author: Pearly yapping lay ur face or chest? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2Reputation#28102936) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:59 PM Author: Soul-stirring background story Same. We were on my parents' bed, too, and I had to concoct some lame story for my parents about why I decided to wash their bedding. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2Reputation#28106432) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:30 PM Author: bipolar laser beams I went down to AC with some buddies when the Borgata first opened up and wound up with some slut back in the hotel room. Next morning I'm hungover as fuck in the shower and she comes in and we start going at it. Between the heat and the exertion, I had to step out and vomit like 2L of vodka, red bull and filet mignon. I got back in the shower to rinse off and went right back to fucking. Girl was a total champ about it. She was just like "feel better now?". (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2Reputation#28103292) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:32 PM Author: charcoal violent center sounds like my kinda chick (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2Reputation#28103308) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:32 PM Author: nubile tan cuckold heaven lol I did this in ac once too. Was at some shit casino met some trashy girl who lives with her mom in like some day 2 day motel. Talked her into coming up to the room - she let me put it in her butt and literally gave me a bj to finish. I didn't throw up or anything but when we were done I literally said, you have to go. She was like "really?? we just..." I kind of handed her - her clothes and said yea we have more people in this room so (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2Reputation#28103310) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:35 PM Author: Lavender office that's what we call a "keeper" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2Reputation#28106252) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:39 PM Author: milky ratface indian lodge Bought one from Ikea and it was missing a few screws and the instructions were very unclear (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2Reputation#28102824) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:41 PM Author: Haunting unhinged shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2Reputation#28102849) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:42 PM Author: Vivacious bearded feces pervert (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2Reputation#28102857) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:43 PM Author: white halford (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2Reputation#28102868) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:49 PM Author: Curious Plum Lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2Reputation#28102934) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:52 PM Author: Grizzly School Indirect Expression (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2Reputation#28102955) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:28 PM Author: Vermilion nowag And i didn't have anyone to assemble it with :( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2Reputation#28103784) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:14 PM Author: effete striped hyena rolf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2Reputation#28106112) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:23 PM Author: flirting cruise ship azn lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2Reputation#28106168) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:33 PM Author: Hairraiser cream station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2Reputation#28106234) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:57 PM Author: Useless trump supporter brethren I forgot a coaster on my 1850 empire style original finish nightstand and it left a ring. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2Reputation#28106418) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 10:05 PM Author: Pungent Fanboi Resort (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2Reputation#28106497) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 12:47 PM Author: fighting vengeful stag film patrolman Fuckin goofball euros with they illustrations (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2Reputation#28109726) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 6:50 PM Author: emerald bateful principal's office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2Reputation#28111884) |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 8:03 AM Author: The Minnesota Protestor's Auto that Dripped Blood (No Future) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2Reputation#49598264) |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 8:27 AM Author: potluck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2Reputation#49598272) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:44 PM Author: white halford girl farted on me, had a lazy eye and her pussy tasted sour and weird. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2Reputation#28102882) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:47 PM Author: Nofapping spot black woman Read this while eating yogurt. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2Reputation#28102918) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:48 PM Author: Pearly yapping lay lmaooo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2Reputation#28102931) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:50 PM Author: white halford lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2Reputation#28102943) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:59 PM Author: excitant factory reset button faggot firefighter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2Reputation#28103513) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 7:46 PM Author: sepia federal trailer park Loled (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2Reputation#28105493) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 7:53 PM Author: razzmatazz ultramarine public bath (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2Reputation#28105534) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:07 PM Author: thriller forum mad-dog skullcap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2Reputation#28106037) |
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Date: June 22nd, 2015 9:36 PM Author: Well-lubricated range God this is such a disgusting post. It's floated into my head every few days since I read it and grosses me out all over again. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2Reputation#28180656) |
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Date: September 17th, 2016 10:39 AM Author: white halford (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2Reputation#31427738) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:44 PM Author: Maroon irradiated mother Girl was psychotic and told me before we started hooking up that she forgot her anti-depressant meds. Then after sex she started crying and wanted to leave. As I was rushing her out of my place at 5am, she kept wanting to play with my roommate's pet turtle. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2Reputation#28102885) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:46 PM Author: Honey-headed pocket flask church building oh so you've met 433? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2Reputation#28102910) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:49 PM Author: nubile tan cuckold heaven (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2Reputation#28102940) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:30 PM Author: saffron mood (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2Reputation#28103805) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:04 PM Author: Fluffy Maize Half-breed Crotch Fucking lol but what the fuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2Reputation#28103065) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:09 PM Author: Maroon irradiated mother what the fuck what? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2Reputation#28103110) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:51 PM Author: Azure cracking menage boiling water fucked a borderline retard in the back of a minivan, sobered up in the middle of it and realized what i was doing, got out and walked around town thinking to myself oh my god i fucked a retard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2Reputation#28102952) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:52 PM Author: Pearly yapping lay wtf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2Reputation#28102956) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:00 PM Author: Azure cracking menage boiling water them titties weren't retarded :D (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2Reputation#28103024) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:00 PM Author: Maroon irradiated mother lolwut (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2Reputation#28103031) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:01 PM Author: Nofapping spot black woman Underrated poast, doobs will underline this fact 3 times (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2Reputation#28103035) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:02 PM Author: Awkward Diverse Base Reading Party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2Reputation#28103539) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:29 PM Author: Vermilion nowag goes in the hardcopy collection (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2Reputation#28103794) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:38 PM Author: Multi-colored Amber Death Wish (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2Reputation#28106273) |
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Date: September 17th, 2016 8:50 AM Author: insanely creepy wine dilemma gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2Reputation#31427361) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:51 PM Author: vibrant box office volcanic crater when I was about 3-4 years old, I was staying in a hotel with my parents while on a family trip. in the middle of the night I rolled off of the bed and smashed my cheekbone into the corner of the night stand. that was the worst. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2Reputation#28102953) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:11 PM Author: Motley Headpube Corner I once met a guy from online after I had been chatting with him for a while. No sex, just a fistfight. I won. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2Reputation#28103126) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:14 PM Author: Honey-headed pocket flask church building I didn't realize you met autoadmit posters IRL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2Reputation#28103150) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:31 PM Author: Nofapping spot black woman This sounds fun (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2Reputation#28103300) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:38 PM Author: Pearly yapping lay lmao 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2Reputation#28103347) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:06 PM Author: Talented Adulterous Voyeur Affirmative Action I imagine this "fistfight" as lots of limp-wristed slapping. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2Reputation#28103568) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 7:47 PM Author: sepia federal trailer park (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2Reputation#28105501) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 4:57 PM Author: Cerise rigor masturbator that's not how semper fi claims it went (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2Reputation#28104463) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 10:48 PM Author: heady pearl legend 180; story plz (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2Reputation#28106987) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 12:09 PM Author: wonderful mewling dragon parlour Lol I love this story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2Reputation#28109506) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 1:20 PM Author: Motley Headpube Corner Yes, I'm sure I've told this story before. I don't feel like typing it out again. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2Reputation#28109898) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:13 PM Author: Khaki Goal In Life Point two words: whisky dick (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2Reputation#28103146) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:00 PM Author: Spectacular Athletic Conference This girl had ridiculous BACK ACNE and then told me she was a virgin and then tried to kiss me after I came in her mouth AND she was an insufferable feminist
but it got me out of a dry spell and then I got with much better looking women |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:02 PM Author: nubile tan cuckold heaven well did you make out after? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2Reputation#28103543) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:03 PM Author: Spectacular Athletic Conference No I literally forced her ass to the bathroom and she was MAF but I didnt care (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2Reputation#28103557) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 1:28 PM Author: Translucent big area deer antler (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2Reputation#28109939) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:02 PM Author: Awkward Diverse Base Reading Party chick was so terrible that I faked cumming to leave. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2Reputation#28103545) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:03 PM Author: nubile tan cuckold heaven (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2Reputation#28103551) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 10:37 PM Author: heady pearl legend lol i did this once too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2Reputation#28106835) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 10:40 PM Author: Nofapping spot black woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2Reputation#28106868) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:15 PM Author: fragrant cobalt toilet seat plaza rooftop in Athens with a drunk Brit ca. 1978 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2Reputation#28103650) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:27 PM Author: crystalline angry french chef brits are no good? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2Reputation#28103774) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:32 PM Author: fragrant cobalt toilet seat plaza undetermined for me... small sample size (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2Reputation#28103818) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:26 PM Author: cyan potus step-uncle's house slightly overweight girl with hairy ass. Could not come.
had a cute face so I figured I would give it a shot. |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 4:59 PM Author: white halford if only she had a cock to go with that hairy ass. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2Reputation#28104475) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:22 PM Author: Multi-colored Amber Death Wish what was his name (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2Reputation#28106162) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:40 PM Author: Beady-eyed chestnut kitty stead where'd you meet her? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2Reputation#28106290) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 4:55 PM Author: scarlet laughsome garrison queen of the night Hideous jewess who edited a major literary magazine. Bipolar, stalked me for years afterwards (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2Reputation#28104451) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 8:58 PM Author: Pearly yapping lay go on... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2Reputation#28105961) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 7:09 PM Author: scarlet laughsome garrison queen of the night Sent me a super spooky email exactly nine months later subject line pretended to be about giving birth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2Reputation#28111963) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 1:29 PM Author: Translucent big area deer antler FLAME
no literary magazine counts as "major" |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 7:49 PM Author: Cordovan Candlestick Maker Sandwich 5/10 jewess living in Miami beach. We were the only 2 singles in a group of 6. She would cum with gross theatrics every 90 seconds and sang show tunes afterwards.
I left a watch there when I departed the next morning and she wouldn't leave it with the doorman or send it back to me. she made me COME BACK TO HER PLACE sober and get it from her on the nightstand I left it. |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:24 PM Author: gay water buffalo nibblets sounds fukin psycho (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2Reputation#28106176) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 1:22 PM Author: Cerise rigor masturbator lol wtf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2Reputation#28109901) |
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Date: September 17th, 2016 10:24 AM Author: Aphrodisiac coffee pot love of her life lol'd at this one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2Reputation#31427667) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 7:50 PM Author: sepia federal trailer park Drunkenly ordered a mud named Keisha lick my asshole. I faced the wall and leaned against it and spread my legs. She went to town on my asshole with her tongue. I enjoyed it for like 2-4 minutes.
Never mind this was one of the best.
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Date: September 17th, 2016 8:59 AM Author: sepia federal trailer park Good times (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2Reputation#31427379) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:20 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle Ebony Stage Brought girl back to my place. I passed out drunk. She freaked out and thought I was dead and called the fire department. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2Reputation#28106148) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:31 PM Author: Pearly yapping lay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2Reputation#28106217) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:33 PM Author: Beady-eyed chestnut kitty stead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2Reputation#28106230) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 11:54 PM Author: Well-lubricated range (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2Reputation#28107538) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 8:39 AM Author: fear-inspiring twinkling dingle berry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2Reputation#28108806) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 8:40 AM Author: vigorous windowlicker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2Reputation#28108808) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 1:26 PM Author: razzmatazz ultramarine public bath (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2Reputation#28109927) |
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Date: September 17th, 2016 8:47 AM Author: impressive gas station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2Reputation#31427354) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:47 PM Author: Godawful Lascivious Theater Stage Went to a girl's studio condo she owned in Adams Morgan. She had a bit of a troll face, and prided herself on her style. We just got back from Hanks Oyster Bar and I dropped her off. We kissed, but I wasn't feeling it and left pretty quick after dropping her outside. She called a few minutes later as I was down toward Dupont Circle and told me to come back. I did, parked, she was standing in front of her condo building. I kissed her and walked past her toward her condo complex door, and she led me to the elevator and we went up to her studio. It was shit, but she owned it,which she was proud of and had referred to herself as a homeowner about 11 times on our date. No couch, we sat on the bed. She brought out Trader Joe's two buck chuck white wine. We drank a little, started making out, I wasn't really into it. I took her shirt off, she took mine off. Took her pants off, she had a full bush, which was super unattractive. She smelled a little. I finger ed her and my fingers smelled rank. She took my pants off and gave me a bj, but I couldn't get hard as I could still smell my fingers. We tried to have sex, missionary. Couldn't get it up. She said it looked like my little friend wasn't cooperating. I sacked it up, jacked off until I managed to get a semi. Stuck it in, in and out a few times. Couldn't finish. She seemed disappointed. I left quickly, never set up a second date. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2Reputation#28106364) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 10:24 PM Author: Beady-eyed chestnut kitty stead damn brother. this has been me more times than i'd like to remember. depressing |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 8:07 AM Author: Godawful Lascivious Theater Stage One of the few times I had regretted having sex. She was skinny and stylish, but was no more than a 5. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2Reputation#28108759) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 10:50 PM Author: thriller forum mad-dog skullcap The DC Shrew (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2Reputation#28107009) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 10:06 AM Author: slippery multi-billionaire This. I have had the same experience a few times in DC (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2Reputation#28108960) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 11:58 PM Author: Well-lubricated range :-/ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2Reputation#28107582) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 8:34 AM Author: vigorous windowlicker lol man no shame in this, ive been here many times before (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2Reputation#28108797) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 8:38 AM Author: fear-inspiring twinkling dingle berry if this is your worst consider yourself lucky (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2Reputation#28108805) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 10:38 PM Author: Arousing Abode Sweet Tailpipe i loved thenm all (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2Reputation#28106845) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 10:39 PM Author: effete striped hyena mines a nightmare (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2Reputation#28106858) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 10:41 PM Author: Pearly yapping lay can u beat fat girl shitting in bed or waking up to the fire department? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2Reputation#28106888) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 10:53 PM Author: effete striped hyena self loathing is worse than any fire response scenario (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2Reputation#28107035) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 9:12 AM Author: wonderful mewling dragon parlour I will just give the condensed version: fucked a law shrew classmate who PURSUED ME then, after I P+D'd, first, threatened to charge me with rape, second, faked a pregnancy, third, had a mob of law shrews try to beat my ass (LOL), and fourth, drafted an email to my then-girlfriend describing how I cheated on her in very graphic detail. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2Reputation#28108842) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 9:14 AM Author: fear-inspiring twinkling dingle berry Fast Times at McGeorge Law (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2Reputation#28108847) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 9:15 AM Author: vigorous windowlicker LOL describe the aftermath with the gf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2Reputation#28108851) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 10:05 AM Author: wonderful mewling dragon parlour oh we never recovered from that one but brother let me tell you having two girls read and write about how you plow them is a 180 peak experience (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2Reputation#28108952) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 12:51 PM Author: fighting vengeful stag film patrolman Copy paste that shit u ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2Reputation#28109745) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 10:05 AM Author: slippery multi-billionaire The law shrew mob- describe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2Reputation#28108953) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 10:24 AM Author: wonderful mewling dragon parlour A few weeks after this event my buddies and I do a big night of sake and preparty with this law shrew and the mob. Cop a BJ during the party on my staircase (!!). So, we all go out and meet some classmates who are lame and we decide ( my buddies and I) that we are going to go meet some other girls at another bar. So we ditch the girls we were originally with. Not long after, I start getting text messages from some member of the shrew model like "what the fuck did you guys go" and "what the fuck are you doing to [shrew]". I am just too fucked up to understand the tone or implication of these messages, so I reply like "oh I don't know we went to meet some of the girls yeah shrews okay." The text messages get progressively more violent where the member of the mob will say "we are at x ba. If you come here I'm going to Slap you in the face" my responses are "ok, cool, on our way." We show up to the bar, and I am immediately met by the mob, who questions to me in a convo that goes like this "why did you invite us!to dinner tonight?" Because I thought it would be fun. why did you invite us to the pre-party? Because I thought it would be fun. Why did you invite us to the bars afterwards? Because I thought it would be fun. Why do you leave us for other girls? Because I thought it would be more fun. When I say one, that a hail of slaps and kicks and punches come from the shrew crowd while their faggot white knights lisp on cheering my demise. Instead of going down Jon snow style I high tail it out of there, a gaggle of Menacing shrews screeching in disdain |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 10:26 AM Author: vigorous windowlicker omg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2Reputation#28109044) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 10:28 AM Author: slippery multi-billionaire This is was in LS? 180. TYVMFT (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2Reputation#28109054) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 10:31 AM Author: self-centered confused new version lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2Reputation#28109066) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 12:42 PM Author: Vermilion nowag U copped a BJ from the girl you raped a few weeks earlier? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2Reputation#28109708) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 12:44 PM Author: wonderful mewling dragon parlour there was obviously nothing close to a rape just a cawg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2Reputation#28109714) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 12:52 PM Author: fighting vengeful stag film patrolman 18000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2Reputation#28109750) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 1:07 PM Author: green hospital Dude, you basically raped those women. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2Reputation#28109830) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 1:13 PM Author: Bossy gunner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2Reputation#28109865) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 1:25 PM Author: razzmatazz ultramarine public bath 180^180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2Reputation#28109918) |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 8:00 AM Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,.,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2Reputation#49598260) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 10:27 AM Author: Contagious drab hominid hissy fit got it from Rent-A-Center. thing was about as sturdy as a diarrhea shit. never again. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2Reputation#28109047) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 10:40 AM Author: Umber kitchen Was in Seattle with a buddy. Approached a couple girls at a bar. My girl was Lille a 5-6....my buddy ended up leaving because his girl wasn't into it. Talked to my girl some more, kissed a bit. We walked out and started making out and I was getting a semi. All of a sudden she said "let's get some food." She picks some Asian ethnic place and orders a bunch of food. We take it back to her apartment. I use her bathroom and have diarrhea for some reason and just feeling like shit. I walk out and feel a little better and then just see her SHOVING that food down her mouth like a monster. Something about it was just a huge turnoff. We go to her room, start making out, get undressed, and then my buddy starts blowing up my phone because I'm the only one with the airbnb key. She didn't like me checking out my phone but we kept making out and I went down on her for a few minutes to try to get into it. But the combination of a lot of alcohol, diarrhea, and just seeing her shove ethnic food down her mouth completely shut my dick off. I said I'll be right back, tried to get hard in the bathroom, but nothing was working. I jizzed without even getting hard for the first time I could remember. Came back to her room and she was passed out. Put my clothes on and got the fuck out of there. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2Reputation#28109102) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 1:10 PM Author: green hospital This sounds like just a normal hook up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2Reputation#28109846) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 1:22 PM Author: cocky dead tanning salon 18 months ago I meet girl on OKC with a cute face. Go to see her at bar and some drunk hobos attempt to mug me, but theyre too drunk to succeed. They try to push me down and Im just like, "have a good night, thank!" and walk off. Fucking boomers.
Meet this girl outside bar but it is too full. We go to some mexican restaurant and this shrew talks about her failed relationships and shrewdom and shit. She's internet famous and has a wikipedia page or something. ANyway I'm drinking enough and starting to have a good time so I walk her back to her apt and we make out on her couch. Get on bed and get her clothes off and apparently she used to be pretty overweight and body was saggy and blah and tramp stamp. Pound it for a while, but i can barely get hard with a condom and booze. I can't come. She takes out this giant vibrator and gets herself off while i throat fuck her. I leave without coming and that's that.
I have a few other bad ONS, but this chick's body really ruined it for me. Such a cute face! She got married like 5 months later, ljl. |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 1:34 PM Author: Translucent big area deer antler She's internet famous and has a wikipedia page or something.
LINK? |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 1:41 PM Author: cocky dead tanning salon nah that would be mean
it's one of those undeserving wikipedia pages that people make for themselves
she wrote for huffpo and other shit blogs |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 1:47 PM Author: Zippy pink messiness shitlib Most people at my school are shitlibs. I bring a girl back to my room, she starts blowing me, than takes my cock out of her mouth and asks, "You're not like a huge liberal or anything are you?". Naturally I responded, "Fuck no," and she said "good" and stuffed my cock back in her mouth and then I came on her face. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2Reputation#28110067) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 2:57 PM Author: wonderful mewling dragon parlour 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2Reputation#28110496) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 6:30 PM Author: Beady-eyed chestnut kitty stead I'd like Julia's input ITT (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2Reputation#28111823) |
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Date: June 22nd, 2015 9:42 PM Author: sinister whorehouse mediation Hammered, met a larger girl at closing time. I am not one to go hogging so this was new experience. She comes back with me we start making out and I am pleased to see she has big tits. I was only hoping for a blowjob but she said she doesn't give those to strangers, only fucks. I trooper up and take her to my room. She says she needs to use bathroom. She comes back out and I run in to kiss.it was the worst smell I have ever experienced. It wasn't shit but I don't know anything about gynecology so no clue what it may have been. On the verge of puking I go back to bed and give it a run. After 3 pumps I am reminded of the smell, fake an orgasm and roll over pretending to be asleep. She's like are you serious and I am making light snoring sounds. Realizing she had left when I woke up like 3 hours later was one of my happier moments (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2Reputation#28180688) |
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Date: June 22nd, 2015 9:47 PM Author: nubile tan cuckold heaven got drunk when 19 with some girls. Went to the beach. Girl wanted to see if this mansion 10,000 sq+ (being sold brand new) had a charger outside the house. The key fell out of the lock. We went inside probably 11 bedrooms. fucked the girl in the wine cellar.
another time went to JENKS came out was waiting for a taxi. Girl was heading to same town as me. Randomly met talked in the car. As we got out she invited me over to her place. Had 2 beers fucked her put my pants on and left. Never knew her name or saw her again.
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Date: January 4th, 2018 7:57 PM Author: transparent wrinkle party of the first part (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2Reputation#35083093) |
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Date: January 4th, 2018 7:58 PM Author: Erotic clear stage gaming laptop met girl off aol. turned out she was wheel chair bound. i sat in the wheelchair while she rode me. i walked out, never answered her calls. the residual guilt... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2Reputation#35083101) |
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Date: January 4th, 2018 8:46 PM Author: sooty soggy church degenerate Fucked a one armed girl I met at a frat party my freshman year. A few years later we were both in a small seminar together. Couldn’t even look in her direction that semester. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2Reputation#35083461) |
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