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Hypo: Your wife dies

She leaves behind you and a couple of cute young kids. You ...
Big Hall Ceo
  04/05/26
Me? But I'm a poaster.
Drab Really Tough Guy
  04/05/26
Assume you are at least somewhat Chadly for a middle aged da...
Big Hall Ceo
  04/05/26
Two months
Drab Really Tough Guy
  04/05/26
What’s his name?
Onyx Cowardly Church Building Haunted Graveyard
  04/05/26
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Medicated arousing shrine
  04/05/26
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stimulating maniacal keepsake machete
  04/05/26
lol at this fictional dream
Sooty diverse weed whacker
  04/05/26
Never Youre asking for trouble and a divorce down the lin...
sickened nofapping electric furnace
  04/05/26
In the hypo, why did you marry the au pair?
Drab Really Tough Guy
  04/05/26
shes going to want it or to maek babby otherwise it's go...
sickened nofapping electric furnace
  04/05/26
Is this like that case where the dude set up a fake CNC prof...
contagious circlehead ratface
  04/05/26
I have a coworker ehos wife died a year or two ago They...
flatulent insecure laser beams psychic
  04/05/26
There is literally not a single woman on earth who would rea...
very tactful painfully honest site
  04/05/26
in middle school we had this hot af teacher marry our chad g...
flatulent insecure laser beams psychic
  04/05/26
They were jews fulfilling Torah trying to prevent onanism
Curious tanning salon
  04/05/26
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Transparent cheese-eating toaster lay
  04/05/26
dolly parton is literally the only one. her husband of ~60 y...
Sooty diverse weed whacker
  04/05/26
Look at this fucking bro: https://www.instagram.com/p/CVygjS...
Drab Really Tough Guy
  04/05/26
height is everything
flatulent insecure laser beams psychic
  04/05/26
lol cr. he was a chill autistic shut-in who liked to do phy...
Sooty diverse weed whacker
  04/06/26
Protip: this is highly unlikely. 99% of these girls would b...
stimulating maniacal keepsake machete
  04/05/26
...
talented liquid oxygen pocket flask
  04/05/26
looking back at pics, the ones i had as a kid were fucking h...
Transparent cheese-eating toaster lay
  04/05/26
hypo sounds 180
Swashbuckling unhinged lodge
  04/05/26
too soon
cerebral locus immigrant
  04/05/26
but where will i find a wife and kids
Obsidian drunken trailer park gaping
  04/05/26
Do they issue aus pair to single dads? How about just sin...
Razzle school cafeteria
  04/06/26


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Date: April 5th, 2026 8:56 AM
Author: Big Hall Ceo

She leaves behind you and a couple of cute young kids. You hire a 19 year old au pair from Europe to help you with the kids. How long before you are sleeping with the au pair?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2Reputation#49795009)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 8:56 AM
Author: Drab Really Tough Guy

Me? But I'm a poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2Reputation#49795012)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 8:59 AM
Author: Big Hall Ceo

Assume you are at least somewhat Chadly for a middle aged dad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2Reputation#49795023)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:46 AM
Author: Drab Really Tough Guy

Two months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2Reputation#49795250)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:00 AM
Author: Onyx Cowardly Church Building Haunted Graveyard

What’s his name?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2Reputation#49795025)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Medicated arousing shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2Reputation#49796536)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:25 PM
Author: stimulating maniacal keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2Reputation#49796639)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:17 AM
Author: Sooty diverse weed whacker

lol at this fictional dream

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2Reputation#49795052)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:18 AM
Author: sickened nofapping electric furnace

Never

Youre asking for trouble and a divorce down the line

I marry another late 30s shrew who makes more money than me. She helps me with the kids. I get pussy on the side if I want it. AlimonyPWNed keeps her in check

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2Reputation#49795053)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:47 AM
Author: Drab Really Tough Guy

In the hypo, why did you marry the au pair?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2Reputation#49795254)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:02 AM
Author: sickened nofapping electric furnace

shes going to want it or to maek babby

otherwise it's going to be a rape charge

HTH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2Reputation#49795272)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:19 AM
Author: contagious circlehead ratface

Is this like that case where the dude set up a fake CNC profile for his wife and he and the au pair made it look like the dude who responded to the personal stabbed her and then they killed the “intruder”?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2Reputation#49795057)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:54 AM
Author: flatulent insecure laser beams psychic

I have a coworker ehos wife died a year or two ago

They had a newborn and a two year old

I've never seen anyone look closer to a walking zombie in my life. Broke my heart. What was once one of the most cheerful guys in the office turned into a quiet man with a thousand yard stare over night and still persists to this day.

Our company actually set up a bunch of shit to support him specifically including adding a in office day care. He can also come and go any time he needs without issue.

He still delivers and was a very important member before the death but wow its like dealing w a man in the literal trenches

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2Reputation#49795259)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: very tactful painfully honest site

There is literally not a single woman on earth who would react to their husband dying in this way btw

Never ever ever forget this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2Reputation#49796325)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 8:14 PM
Author: flatulent insecure laser beams psychic

in middle school we had this hot af teacher marry our chad gym teacher who came from a pretty famous family in the town (think his dad was the long time mayor and once was a judge)

anyways one day we go into school and find out the gym teacher died by driving off of this huge bridge, at the time kids speculated he was drunk driving, i think he killed himself because he found something out

anyways his brother was our wrestling coach and a month later she was engaged to his brother, this was a defining moment for me irl, really showed me what a woman will do, could never imagine doing such a thing, couldnt even imagine imagining it



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2Reputation#49796353)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Curious tanning salon

They were jews fulfilling Torah trying to prevent onanism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2Reputation#49796383)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: Transparent cheese-eating toaster lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2Reputation#49796539)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 8:28 PM
Author: Sooty diverse weed whacker

dolly parton is literally the only one. her husband of ~60 years, carl dean, died last year. she is 80 yo and rich. but, still. i think it's possible the result would've been the same if she were a little younger but who knows

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At the Dollywood 41st celebration, Dolly reiterated how much she loved Carl. She assured fans she’s “not dating anybody” — despite recent reports that she was — and that she doesn’t see herself getting married again.

“I think Carl Dean’s waiting for me. If I should show up at the pearly gates with somebody else, he would not like that,” Dolly confessed. “He’d be saying, ‘Who’s that little pisser? You leave him outside the gates, and if the Lord wants him in, he’ll bring him. You get on in here with me.’”

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/celebrity/articles/dolly-parton-talks-health-crisis-114057964.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2Reputation#49796376)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:05 PM
Author: Drab Really Tough Guy

Look at this fucking bro: https://www.instagram.com/p/CVygjSrFInE/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2Reputation#49796460)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:17 PM
Author: flatulent insecure laser beams psychic

height is everything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2Reputation#49796493)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 8:51 AM
Author: Sooty diverse weed whacker

lol cr. he was a chill autistic shut-in who liked to do physical labor at home at the farm. he did not join her on the red carpet or celebrity events. as such, he could've been a poster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2Reputation#49797109)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: stimulating maniacal keepsake machete

Protip: this is highly unlikely. 99% of these girls would be sketched out and bail. Then you would have 2 kids, no au pair (and she may well complain to your au pair agency) and a huge headache.

Inb4 "omg, you just have to be CHAD!" Bitch, if you were Chad you wouldn't fuck your au pair because you would be dating some 18 year old model or whatever. Most of these girls are not swimsuit models.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2Reputation#49796319)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:33 PM
Author: talented liquid oxygen pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2Reputation#49796531)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: Transparent cheese-eating toaster lay

looking back at pics, the ones i had as a kid were fucking hot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2Reputation#49796538)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 8:12 PM
Author: Swashbuckling unhinged lodge

hypo sounds 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2Reputation#49796346)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 8:14 PM
Author: cerebral locus immigrant

too soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2Reputation#49796354)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Obsidian drunken trailer park gaping

but where will i find a wife and kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2Reputation#49796484)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:42 AM
Author: Razzle school cafeteria

Do they issue aus pair to single dads?

How about just single guys?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2Reputation#49796922)