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multi-colored kitty cat menage
  03/31/26
didn't they announce this awhile ago?
Pearl boiling water range
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high-end startling native
  03/31/26
not officially. there were RUMORS of somewhere between 15K ...
Angry Titillating Mad-dog Skullcap Orchestra Pit
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In some ways, this is actually a step up from hiring in hous...
chrome nudist dilemma
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french mahogany theater hissy fit
  03/31/26
have to pay for jewish control of paramount and cbs somehow
mint water buffalo
  03/31/26
we overhired during post-covid years and need to reduce spen...
rose round eye
  03/31/26
I think Elon is right and we're gonna have UBI very soon
iridescent patrolman
  03/31/26
"That shit already free nigga"
trip azure lodge
  03/31/26
Nobody has actually thought through what that means. The con...
primrose persian
  03/31/26
I sort of think all the UBI talk is just a means to keep pro...
Scarlet chad corner
  03/31/26
I don't think it'd ever be a case of 1% working elites and 9...
twinkling hateful pit
  03/31/26
also, when substantially more than 50% of the population sub...
fuchsia wild plaza
  03/31/26
This is basically the world in Cyberpunk 2077 and I think th...
glassy trailer park
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glassy trailer park
  03/31/26
there already is UBI look at percent out of workforce, SS an...
nubile tattoo
  03/31/26
"then u have oldmos on SS and medicare" That is...
glassy trailer park
  03/31/26
we're actually going the opposite direction. medicaid is be...
Angry Titillating Mad-dog Skullcap Orchestra Pit
  03/31/26
yes, if by ubi you mean giant slums of millions of people en...
Marvelous Ebony Mother Selfie
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french mahogany theater hissy fit
  03/31/26
WRONG, SHITLIB! we already have containment zones so it's de...
Curious Underhanded Gas Station
  03/31/26
This.
glassy trailer park
  03/31/26
Anyone that thinks current life is dystopian has no idea how...
glassy trailer park
  03/31/26
How many H1Bs have they recently hired?
federal at-the-ready den famous landscape painting
  03/31/26
It's Oracle so half their company isn't just h1b but actual ...
Mischievous station
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trip azure lodge
  03/31/26
they have like 30k jeets in india, ljl and most of their tec...
nubile tattoo
  03/31/26
i saw some stat its like 15k in 5 years or something, u reta...
nubile tattoo
  03/31/26
Every H1b should be fired first before any layoff at such a ...
federal at-the-ready den famous landscape painting
  03/31/26
realtalk: that wld literalyl destory US tech industry
nubile tattoo
  03/31/26
my neighbor got laid off a few weeks ago from a different co...
aqua vivacious travel guidebook
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they still have 8 jerb openings... in India https://car...
nubile tattoo
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such is the nature of the assignment tp
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Date: March 31st, 2026 1:09 PM
Author: Bisexual alcoholic garrison community account

White collar is going away boys

https://x.com/firstsquawk/status/2039016377961615655

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851979&forum_id=2Reputation#49783272)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: multi-colored kitty cat menage



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Date: March 31st, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: Pearl boiling water range

didn't they announce this awhile ago?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851979&forum_id=2Reputation#49783277)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 1:30 PM
Author: high-end startling native



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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:11 PM
Author: Angry Titillating Mad-dog Skullcap Orchestra Pit

not officially. there were RUMORS of somewhere between 15K and 30K being shitcanned at some point in the next few months. but it turned out to be the full 30K, and later in the same month.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851979&forum_id=2Reputation#49784336)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: chrome nudist dilemma

In some ways, this is actually a step up from hiring in house counsel for $97k/year, which they were doing just a year ago: https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5680499&mc=37&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851979&forum_id=2Reputation#49783293)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 7:41 PM
Author: french mahogany theater hissy fit



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Date: March 31st, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: mint water buffalo

have to pay for jewish control of paramount and cbs somehow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851979&forum_id=2Reputation#49783296)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 1:21 PM
Author: rose round eye

we overhired during post-covid years and need to reduce spending so we can build more unprofitable AI shit.

oops, i mean we're so much more efficient with far fewer staff thanks to AI. sorry i accidentally told the truth earlier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851979&forum_id=2Reputation#49783303)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: iridescent patrolman

I think Elon is right and we're gonna have UBI very soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851979&forum_id=2Reputation#49784350)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: trip azure lodge

"That shit already free nigga"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851979&forum_id=2Reputation#49784362)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: primrose persian

Nobody has actually thought through what that means. The concept of a consumer economy falls apart if there's not people making different amounts of $$$ and everything else that results from different life outcomes. I like staying at Four Seasons and flying first class because I work a lot and can afford to. I like buying fancy organic shit that costs 5x what normal food costs. If people like me and everyone else except for generational wealth eliTTTes all just get "UBI," then what happens? (When you ask AI, it devolves pretty quickly into "oh well we will reimagine how we spend our time and will create more art" ljl)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851979&forum_id=2Reputation#49784407)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:48 PM
Author: Scarlet chad corner

I sort of think all the UBI talk is just a means to keep proles from pushing back. A lot of the big ideas of the moment are just pipe dreams meant to keep general hope alive in the existing system IMO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851979&forum_id=2Reputation#49784442)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 7:04 PM
Author: twinkling hateful pit

I don't think it'd ever be a case of 1% working elites and 99% on UBI, more like a generously expanded welfare state covering perhaps 25% of the working-age population. But UBI would only trigger massive inflation as all employers would have to give major salary raises to keep the gap between the UBI and working populations significant enough. Which ends up defeating the purpose of UBI. In short, it ain't happening.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851979&forum_id=2Reputation#49784489)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 7:28 PM
Author: fuchsia wild plaza

also, when substantially more than 50% of the population subsists on it—including marginally productive and capable people—and economic mobility is no longer even theoretically possible and the social stigma of being on the dole is forgotten, what’s to stop the masses from voting themselves more and more of the elite’s stuff (which of course won’t work, but will spur some other crisis)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851979&forum_id=2Reputation#49784543)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 11:34 PM
Author: glassy trailer park

This is basically the world in Cyberpunk 2077 and I think they're right that when you can no longer make money legitimately the "dream" becomes being some crime boss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851979&forum_id=2Reputation#49785104)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 11:26 PM
Author: glassy trailer park



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Date: March 31st, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: nubile tattoo

there already is UBI look at percent out of workforce, SS and VA disability, overall welfare

then u have oldmos on SS and medicare

huge chunk of US adults already is basically on UBI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851979&forum_id=2Reputation#49784546)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 11:32 PM
Author: glassy trailer park

"then u have oldmos on SS and medicare"

That isn't really the same as UBI. For SS these people paid into a system and get paid out based on what they paid in. SS disability is arguably more similar but that's basically just public disability insurance funded by SS contributions.

UBI is just welfare for people that didn't necessarily work a day in their lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851979&forum_id=2Reputation#49785103)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 7:37 PM
Author: Angry Titillating Mad-dog Skullcap Orchestra Pit

we're actually going the opposite direction. medicaid is being dropped for the unemployed starting next year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851979&forum_id=2Reputation#49784560)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 7:37 PM
Author: Marvelous Ebony Mother Selfie

yes, if by ubi you mean giant slums of millions of people entirely cut off from the formal economy eating garbage and each other with a life expectancy in the 30s and drone patrols preventing unauthorized access to the private property that neatly encircles the whole hell hole yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851979&forum_id=2Reputation#49784563)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 7:42 PM
Author: french mahogany theater hissy fit



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Date: March 31st, 2026 7:44 PM
Author: Curious Underhanded Gas Station

WRONG, SHITLIB! we already have containment zones so it's definitely not AI's fault

https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=24871755152503804

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851979&forum_id=2Reputation#49784590)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 11:27 PM
Author: glassy trailer park

This.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851979&forum_id=2Reputation#49785094)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: glassy trailer park

Anyone that thinks current life is dystopian has no idea how bad life will be when most people are on UBI. Keep in mind, for elites someone on UBI is basically a net loss. Their best outcome is that you die as soon as possible. You'll see new ever more addictive and deadly drugs flooding the streets, new diseases popping up (that appear weirdly genetically engineered), and of course the required vaccines for those diseases that the elites will casually avoid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851979&forum_id=2Reputation#49785101)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: federal at-the-ready den famous landscape painting

How many H1Bs have they recently hired?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851979&forum_id=2Reputation#49784359)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:15 PM
Author: Mischievous station

It's Oracle so half their company isn't just h1b but actual Indians in India

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851979&forum_id=2Reputation#49784364)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:15 PM
Author: trip azure lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851979&forum_id=2Reputation#49784367)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 7:47 PM
Author: nubile tattoo

they have like 30k jeets in india, ljl and most of their tech workers in US must be jeets to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851979&forum_id=2Reputation#49784607)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: nubile tattoo

i saw some stat its like 15k in 5 years or something, u retards blame everything on jeets, pajeet lives in ur lil birdshit brains

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851979&forum_id=2Reputation#49784547)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: federal at-the-ready den famous landscape painting

Every H1b should be fired first before any layoff at such a scale is done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851979&forum_id=2Reputation#49784622)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 8:08 PM
Author: nubile tattoo

realtalk: that wld literalyl destory US tech industry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851979&forum_id=2Reputation#49784694)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:26 PM
Author: aqua vivacious travel guidebook

my neighbor got laid off a few weeks ago from a different company. Started his own business where he checks AI code now. Hope it works.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851979&forum_id=2Reputation#49784395)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 7:38 PM
Author: nubile tattoo

they still have 8 jerb openings... in India

https://careers.oracle.com/en/sites/jobsearch/jobs?location=India&locationId=300000000106947&locationLevel=country&mode=location

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851979&forum_id=2Reputation#49784569)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 7:49 PM
Author: Gaped Box Office

such is the nature of the assignment tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851979&forum_id=2Reputation#49784613)