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Which one of these would a man living in 900 B.C. trade the MOST for:
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Date: February 5th, 2025 12:31 PM Author: stimulating crackhouse BAM! You time-machine back to 900BC and meet some dude, maybe an Etruscan. You have a magic ability to speak his tongue and offer him the chance to trade with you. He cannot harm you or rob you. You present:
1. Instagram model, transported directly from 2025. Thin, fake tits, shaved (for now) pussy, legs, armpits. 110 lbs. Bad attitude. Only speaks American English
https://miro.medium.com/v2/resize:fit:1080/1*yKxHoMm-bGvQQ75X2pqrVQ.jpeg
2. Crate of 12 jars of spices. He can sample each with a wet finger
3. Luxury king sized mattress with two pillows
4. Coverall work suit with zippers and pockets. It fits him perfectly
https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/-QUAAOSwurVichSw/s-l1200.jpg
5. Plastic wheelbarrow with rubber tire
You offer him all five choices, but he can only trade for one of these things. Which is most valuable and mind-blowing to him? |
Date: February 5th, 2025 12:33 PM Author: Histrionic jet-lagged masturbator mattress (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5675742&forum_id=2Reputation#48624760) |
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Date: February 5th, 2025 12:35 PM Author: cowardly pit immigrant cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5675742&forum_id=2Reputation#48624774) |
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Date: February 5th, 2025 12:36 PM Author: stimulating crackhouse yeah i think that might be the one. particularly if he were practical and a little smart. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5675742&forum_id=2Reputation#48624776) |
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Date: February 5th, 2025 12:38 PM Author: Razzle maroon indirect expression theater stage Spices. He needs food and one of the reasons spices were so important to ancients and medieval bros is because the food was not high quality and it helped to have spices to cover up rancid taste, etc. He is also familiar with spices. You would have to convince him of the benefit of the others (other than the model). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5675742&forum_id=2Reputation#48624786) |
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Date: February 5th, 2025 12:45 PM Author: cowardly pit immigrant would it take that much convincing on the benefits of a mattress after a lifetime of sleeping on a pile of straw? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5675742&forum_id=2Reputation#48624818) |
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Date: February 5th, 2025 12:50 PM Author: stimulating crackhouse have to figure in social motivators, too, which are all important in any human culture. the worksuit would seem 18000 as fuck to me, but I doubt he'd have the courage to look so weird to his peers.
the mattress would be an infinite flex that would signal his wealth and probably one of the first things he would think is "Im getting so much pussy on this" |
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Date: February 5th, 2025 12:56 PM Author: Razzle maroon indirect expression theater stage I guess part of this hypo is missing-- what social level is this guy? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5675742&forum_id=2Reputation#48624858) |
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Date: February 5th, 2025 8:27 PM Author: Cracking bipolar karate what if you had peterman there on all fours naked on the mattess? i think he'd see the benefits then. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5675742&forum_id=2Reputation#48626630) |
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Date: February 5th, 2025 12:59 PM Author: Aquamarine rambunctious parlor psychic The mattress will appeal to plenty of monkey women but he will have to yield it to his chieftain (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5675742&forum_id=2Reputation#48624867) |
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Date: February 5th, 2025 3:32 PM Author: stimulating crackhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5675742&forum_id=2Reputation#48625620) |
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Date: February 5th, 2025 1:06 PM Author: Laughsome sapphire orchestra pit Not the mattress. He’s going to want a Tempur-Pedic or Beautyrest Black, not some overpriced eco-friendly Avocado crap. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5675742&forum_id=2Reputation#48624904) |
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Date: February 5th, 2025 7:36 PM Author: Curious roast beef Spice (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5675742&forum_id=2Reputation#48626475) |
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Date: February 5th, 2025 7:41 PM Author: Boyish sienna mother base (instagram model) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5675742&forum_id=2Reputation#48626488) |
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Date: February 5th, 2025 7:42 PM Author: Provocative stag film prole I don't think the guy would even want the mattress. People get used to what they're used to sleeping on. He'd think it was too soft and squishy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5675742&forum_id=2Reputation#48626496) |
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Date: February 5th, 2025 7:44 PM Author: crimson lascivious legal warrant university the wheelbarrow
he would probably think the IG model was an underfed boy with some chest disease |
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Date: February 5th, 2025 7:44 PM Author: Sticky navy digit ratio theater the resale value on fractions of the spice is going to be insane. you can't really cut up a mattress. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5675742&forum_id=2Reputation#48626503) |
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Date: February 5th, 2025 7:56 PM Author: crimson lascivious legal warrant university (Guy who went back to Judea) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5675742&forum_id=2Reputation#48626535) |
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Date: February 5th, 2025 8:24 PM Author: stimulating crackhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5675742&forum_id=2Reputation#48626622) |
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Date: February 5th, 2025 8:30 PM Author: Excitant heaven is Mr Etruscan homosexual? if not, the girl. if yes, the overalls (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5675742&forum_id=2Reputation#48626638) |
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Date: July 17th, 2025 1:09 PM Author: stimulating crackhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5675742&forum_id=2Reputation#49109042) |