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PROTIP: use "Websters dictionary defines..." to start ur closing
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Date: April 24th, 2015 2:57 PM Author: glittery hell It has a reputation now as this hackneyed expression, which is why it WORKS. The jury always perks up because it's so unexpected. Also it frames the issue very clearly: this is the plain definition, here are the facts, the facts don't match the accusation, acquittal. I literally bring a well-worn old dictionary and thump it onto the jury railing.
Prosecutors get flustered as FUCK and end up reacting to me rather than making their own case, and it makes them look gay as hell. They smirk or scoff, which makes them look like douches. They usually take time in their own closings to say something about "the defense counsel's old tricks and theatrics" but that just reminds the jury even more. |
Date: April 24th, 2015 3:13 PM Author: sickened sandwich (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Reputation#27751815) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:17 PM Author: ultramarine lodge dog poop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Reputation#27751846) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:26 PM Author: low-t amber school cafeteria azn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Reputation#27751921) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 1:59 PM Author: Glassy Fiercely-loyal Mexican did this today (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Reputation#29022119) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:23 PM Author: Fragrant Black National Voyeur "A lot changed on 9/11..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Reputation#29022597) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:24 PM Author: Anal spruce scourge upon the earth sex offender (guy who wrote a great college essay) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Reputation#29022604) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:25 PM Author: blue confused piazza "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury..." *briefcase full of dictionaries falls open* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Reputation#29022609) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:31 PM Author: Sick startling dilemma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Reputation#29022646) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:52 PM Author: Word combinations (2 make yer heart skip) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Reputation#49335488) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:33 PM Author: Idiotic organic girlfriend (high school debate semifinalist) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Reputation#29022657) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:19 PM Author: glittery hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Reputation#30492581) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:20 PM Author: electric chad stage who the fuck was webster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Reputation#30492585) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:25 PM Author: glittery hell Noah Webster. Just some autistic bro who really liked words (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Reputation#30492630) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:27 PM Author: electric chad stage whats his moniker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Reputation#30492644) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:37 PM Author: glittery hell CharlesXII (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Reputation#30492706) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:17 PM Author: bateful brethren field (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Reputation#32250208) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:18 PM Author: Hateful Cuckoldry Parlour 180 advice it will hit the jury like some sort of heavy book! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Reputation#32250216) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:20 PM Author: Big ladyboy "Urban dictionary defines 'STAY WOKE' as . . . " (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Reputation#32250229) |
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Date: November 11th, 2020 11:38 PM Author: bateful brethren field (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Reputation#41347456) |
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Date: July 26th, 2024 1:08 PM Author: alcoholic titillating corner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Reputation#47895234) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:51 PM Author: Paralegal Adolf Hitler (✅🍑) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Reputation#49335487) |