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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:41 PM Author: Light theatre Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she texts me non stop still even though we dont work together anymore. We were good friends when we worked together.
Met up the other day and she wore those short shorts that the butt sticks out of the bottom. I basically told her I want to fuck and she was shocked I would even ask. We haven’t talked since then. Pretty sad bros that I don’t have my friend anymore but happy I’m not wasting my time listening to some chicks problems anymore. |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:55 PM Author: charismatic elastic band u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste any more time on this dumb bitch. why be friends with a girl u wanna bang if there's no hope of ever banging her? women just arent that interesting or useful as friends. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101515) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM Author: sienna piazza they can be super useful in validating you for banging their friends, but you're right if you want to fuck her you need to do it asap. the longer you wait the weirder it's gonna be. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101526) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM Author: charismatic elastic band sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in the example u gave. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101533) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM Author: Deranged stead ape 100% (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49104025) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:08 PM Author: Talking locus preventive strike FAG (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103886) |
Date: July 14th, 2025 7:42 PM Author: Slap-happy Bawdyhouse Doctorate Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101481) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM Author: Cerebral tripping jew Pic of the cheeks? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101482) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM Author: Bat-shit-crazy Electric Partner Digit Ratio (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101500) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM Author: Deranged stead ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49104026) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM Author: house-broken jade private investor pisswyrm "Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101483) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:45 PM Author: Light theatre I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she’s classy too they were like classy college girl shorts with her ass sticking out lol. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101488) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM Author: Zombie-like Potus Nibblets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101502) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:53 PM Author: house-broken jade private investor pisswyrm How did you go about asking her if she was interested in being injected with your genetic material? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101508) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:07 PM Author: Light theatre Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching then put my other hand on her thigh and just asked if she wanted to get a hotel lol. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101547) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:23 PM Author: house-broken jade private investor pisswyrm How did she respond? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101576) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:32 PM Author: Light theatre Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101592) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:08 PM Author: house-broken jade private investor pisswyrm Lol I guess you had to try (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101658) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:25 AM Author: infuriating office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49102175) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:14 PM Author: bronze patrolman You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior to that? lmao
This is "you can keep your cell phone in your hand predialed to 911 while I eat you out in case I do something you don't like" level. "Bags of sand" even. |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:13 PM Author: house-broken jade private investor pisswyrm Lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103905) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:15 PM Author: Talking locus preventive strike jfc 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103910) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM Author: Deranged stead ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49104036) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM Author: Provocative gay wizard bbw At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting on zozo. Enjoy retirement! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101496) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM Author: Bat-shit-crazy Electric Partner Digit Ratio "with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while"
u poor dumb bastard |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM Author: charismatic elastic band this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a move early.
if u don't, she'll put you in the friends category forever, even if she was initially DTF
and if u do but fail, at least u don't waste any more time or money on her
best case: u fuck her. worst case: u save yourself time and money and dignity.
trust me, i've been there and learned this lesson the hard way. |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:58 PM Author: sienna piazza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101528) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM Author: house-broken jade private investor pisswyrm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101535) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM Author: Light theatre Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up my workplace by trying to fuck her while we worked closely.
I would ghost her every time she would write or call back slow. Then she would give in and hit me up etc. then we hung out again I thought this was it. Then she was appalled I even asked. |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM Author: charismatic elastic band it's tricky with work situations
never risk your livelihood for a woman |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM Author: Light theatre Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m married with kids lol. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101541) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:18 PM Author: dashing flushed gas station striped hyena wut (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101684) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:15 PM Author: Light theatre I’m married with kids part? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101842) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM Author: Mind-boggling weed whacker you lost the plot right there (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101848) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM Author: infuriating office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49102176) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:58 AM Author: Frozen wild voyeur sweet tailpipe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49102361) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM Author: cordovan misanthropic parlour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49102363) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM Author: drab trump supporter house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49102365) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:11 AM Author: pea-brained site roommate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49102395) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:12 AM Author: dull set jap People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer right? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49102401) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:31 AM Author: cordovan misanthropic parlour No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49102445) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:11 PM Author: Slap-happy Bawdyhouse Doctorate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103451) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM Author: azure scourge upon the earth nowag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103487) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:47 PM Author: Zombie-like Potus Nibblets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103544) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:21 PM Author: house-broken jade private investor pisswyrm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103931) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:27 PM Author: Massive tan faggotry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103950) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:04 PM Author: Maroon windowlicker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103011) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM Author: azure scourge upon the earth nowag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103485) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM Author: Deranged stead ape we all have brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49104039) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM Author: Deranged stead ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49104037) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM Author: infuriating office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101532) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:06 PM Author: Concupiscible genital piercing Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone?? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101544) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:40 PM Author: charcoal temple cuckoldry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101613) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:15 PM Author: Brass sanctuary stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101561) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM Author: infuriating office Good poast moniker synergy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49102177) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:15 PM Author: floppy dark theater She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortable this was as you poast (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101678) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:17 PM Author: laughsome casino It’s already turned into rape in her mind (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101681) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:17 AM Author: Aromatic rough-skinned plaza clown "it was rape, but, like, the bad kind" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49102417) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM Author: galvanic fat ankles How big is her penis? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101847) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:21 PM Author: Ocher juggernaut parlor Incredible thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101861) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:23 AM Author: stubborn haunted graveyard boltzmann Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her out for a drink, keep it chill, treat her right, etc. By round two, she'll get the hint unless she's brain-dead. Jumping straight to this? Total turn off. It's flat-out disrespectful. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49102429) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:59 PM Author: bronze patrolman Come on now. Most women love being groped and then propositioned by their married, middle age beta orbiters. lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103865) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:11 PM Author: Racy hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103899) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:12 PM Author: Talking locus preventive strike (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103903) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:22 PM Author: house-broken jade private investor pisswyrm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103934) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:13 PM Author: Deranged stead ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49104405) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:14 PM Author: Deranged stead ape humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mistake. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49104407) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:30 PM Author: Light theatre ? Didn’t want to lose my employment (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49104451) |