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Donald Rumsfeld Writes Like a Biglaw Partner

April 7, 2003 11:46 AM TO: Doug Feith FROM: Donald Rumsfel...
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odds Rumsfeld actually sat down at a cpu and wrote this
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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:23 PM
Author: Flickering Ticket Booth Mood

April 7, 2003 11:46 AM

TO: Doug Feith

FROM: Donald Rumsfeld

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

We need more coercive diplomacy with respect to Syria and Libya, and we need it fast. If they mess up Iraq, it will delay bringing our troops home.

We also need to solve the Pakistan problem.

And Korea doesnt seem to be going well.

Are you coming up with proposals for me to send around?

Thanks.

http://library.rumsfeld.com/doclib/sp/1686/2003-04-07%20to%20Doug%20Feith%20re%20Issues%20with%20Various%20Countries.pdf

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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:29 PM
Author: heady awkward striped hyena

Please solve peace in the Middle East.

Thank

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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:32 PM
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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:32 PM
Author: supple queen of the night hospital



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:28 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:31 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:33 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:35 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:36 AM
Author: vivacious parlor



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:37 AM
Author: vivacious parlor

Just make the task monumental to see how hard they can push themselves! (Forthcoming article)

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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:44 AM
Author: Canary home



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:47 AM
Author: vivacious parlor

*is up a week straight cut and pasting shit together*

*sends it to Mr. Rumsfeld*

*never hears back*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#27645965)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:47 AM
Author: dashing amethyst coffee pot gunner

lol

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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:57 AM
Author: Canary home



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:15 AM
Author: Bisexual Passionate Police Squad Kitchen



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Date: April 8th, 2015 9:55 AM
Author: cracking address roommate

Two weeks later: "Did you ever send me something on this?"

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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:50 PM
Author: Overrated pit boiling water

Fuck. First day learned: forward original email every three days.

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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:44 AM
Author: Wonderful Ape Den



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:13 PM
Author: rebellious adventurous stage azn

where do we stand on solving India/ Pakistan?

thank

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Date: October 23rd, 2017 1:31 AM
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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:05 PM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:56 AM
Author: Trip Place Of Business

P.S. Remember that this client is cost sensitive. Be efficient.

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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:00 PM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:17 PM
Author: Pea-brained French Chef

*shudders*

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Date: May 8th, 2015 3:19 PM
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Date: September 27th, 2017 2:36 AM
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GAO called,says we are over budget on this Operation Enduring Freedom project. They're also concerned about some of our contract vendors - did you approve?

Please see me. Thanks.

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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:31 PM
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(((Middle East client))) is (((cost sensitive))))

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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:39 PM
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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:06 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#27649593)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:22 PM
Author: Useless Casino Clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#27650237)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:23 AM
Author: Mind-boggling balding stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#27669868)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:25 AM
Author: Cream resort twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#27670067)



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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:14 AM
Author: bearded up-to-no-good range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#27769355)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 9:58 PM
Author: vivacious parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#27830050)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 3:18 PM
Author: glassy spectacular plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#27849748)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: heady awkward striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#27989232)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 10:33 AM
Author: Exhilarant Associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#29406936)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 11:43 AM
Author: Bisexual Passionate Police Squad Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#29407305)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: Bisexual Passionate Police Squad Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#32170922)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 9:44 AM
Author: flushed business firm deer antler

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#32170942)



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Date: August 16th, 2017 10:40 PM
Author: Bisexual Passionate Police Squad Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#34007233)



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Date: June 30th, 2021 3:30 PM
Author: Vigorous Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#42711900)



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Date: July 1st, 2021 12:37 AM
Author: supple queen of the night hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#42714882)



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Date: November 10th, 2021 7:01 AM
Author: Cream resort twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#43416271)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 3:50 PM
Author: Infuriating sadistic library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#45279206)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:40 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Crimson Legal Warrant Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#45778736)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:41 PM
Author: Cream resort twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#45778738)



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Date: October 12th, 2023 10:47 PM
Author: stirring church pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#46928189)



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Date: October 12th, 2023 11:00 PM
Author: french sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#46928216)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:03 PM
Author: Cream resort twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#46949268)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 12:33 PM
Author: khaki boyish point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#46981193)



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Date: April 28th, 2016 12:22 AM
Author: Brilliant area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#30362673)



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Date: January 31st, 2024 6:44 PM
Author: Cream resort twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#47352046)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:24 PM
Author: gay weed whacker

180^180 find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#27645342)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:26 PM
Author: Cream resort twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#27645376)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:31 PM
Author: mildly autistic vibrant candlestick maker lodge

odds Rumsfeld actually sat down at a cpu and wrote this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#27645426)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:32 PM
Author: gay weed whacker

100%. no lackey would write like this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#27645448)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: Bipolar death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#27649376)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:32 AM
Author: Underhanded House Boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#27645880)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 8:00 AM
Author: Talented sienna hell

rums doesn't sit. he has been a stand-all-fucking-day guy since the 80s because he feels it keeps him more focused.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#27647193)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:26 PM
Author: mahogany location

Wow, I thought this was flame but apparently he actually does that?

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A946-2004Jun23.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#27650849)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:23 AM
Author: Coral incel corner

initials at bottom indicate he dictated and someone else typed it. lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#27669864)



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Date: July 22nd, 2021 11:02 AM
Author: khaki boyish point

This makes it funnier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#42822912)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:44 AM
Author: doobsian main people philosopher-king

0%. He used standing desk (shaped somewhat like a podium)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#27670126)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:33 AM
Author: House-broken Appetizing Double Fault

chilling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#27645898)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:35 AM
Author: dashing amethyst coffee pot gunner

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#27645916)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:45 AM
Author: insanely creepy mentally impaired theatre scourge upon the earth

epic find and on point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#27645961)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:57 AM
Author: Canary home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#27646001)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:51 AM
Author: Maroon legend

Doug Feith to jr. associate:

FW: Issues w/Various Countries

pls handle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#27645983)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:58 AM
Author: Cerebral depressive

Will do. Thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#27646005)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:10 AM
Author: Razzle principal's office knife

Associate emails secretary for some help:

"AUTOMATIC REPLY OUT OF OFFICE: AS A REMINDER I WILL LEAVING AT 1PM ON THURSDAY FOR A PEDICURE IF U NEED SOME THING CONTACT LASHONDA IN WORD PROsESING HAVE A BLESSED DAY"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#27646045)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: crystalline center

lol, lashonda

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#27646053)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: vivacious parlor

Holy Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#27646055)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:13 AM
Author: bateful shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#27646059)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:09 AM
Author: mildly autistic vibrant candlestick maker lodge

this is pretty much what would happen IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#27646270)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:35 PM
Author: beta blood rage space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#27649386)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: garnet garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#27649736)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:24 PM
Author: Useless Casino Clown

laughing out loud in my office reading this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#27650251)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:25 PM
Author: Blue irradiated bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#27650265)



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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:31 AM
Author: swashbuckling sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#27769402)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 1:54 PM
Author: Vigorous Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#27854561)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 8:04 AM
Author: arousing indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#43769860)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:04 PM
Author: Cream resort twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#46949270)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:12 PM
Author: Sooty idiot market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#49463308)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:05 AM
Author: bateful shitlib

Thank you for thinking of me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#27646031)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:04 AM
Author: bateful shitlib

One could almost get the impression that our leaders (both Secretaries of Defense and Partners) have no comprehension whatsoever of the underlying issues

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#27646025)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: slate nibblets heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#27646182)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 3:37 AM
Author: Diverse set macaca

Or they hunt and peck type and can't be bothered to fully express themselves via email.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#32170344)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:11 AM
Author: Razzle principal's office knife

lol xoxo Franks

"General Tommy Franks, who led both the 2001 invasion of Afghanistan and the Iraq War, once called Feith "the dumbest fucking guy on the planet.""

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#27646046)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: bateful shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#27646049)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: Duck-like indecent filthpig

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#27646054)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 7:57 AM
Author: Overrated pit boiling water

Not flame: https://books.google.com/books?id=FHn-M8fZ96MC&pg=PT160&lpg=PT160&dq=dumbest+bastard+doug+feith&source=bl&ots=9Wzjio1gTY&sig=Kie1hQeDIgPyxQUCMdtaFjchLvk&hl=en&sa=X&ei=bRclVfqPGIWTsAXB1YCADQ&ved=0CCAQ6AEwAQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#27647189)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:17 AM
Author: Aromatic chest-beating skinny woman keepsake machete

the emphasis is a little more entertaining:

Franks ROUTINELY denounced Feith as: "the dumbest bastard, dumbest motherfucker on the face of the earth"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#27670042)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:01 PM
Author: Overrated pit boiling water

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#27710630)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 4:58 AM
Author: White glittery menage feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#27847116)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:15 AM
Author: sepia orchestra pit party of the first part

Under appreciated in this trove of 180s is the absurd subject line

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#27646066)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:17 AM
Author: Duck-like indecent filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#27646072)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:18 AM
Author: Underhanded House Boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#27646074)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:19 AM
Author: Razzle principal's office knife

It's the bow that ties this together as senior partner style.

The only thing more fitting would be if the subject was just "POLICY"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#27646079)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:23 AM
Author: sepia orchestra pit party of the first part

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#27646105)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:50 AM
Author: Frozen hideous juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#27646218)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:32 AM
Author: gay weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#27646155)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:24 PM
Author: green beady-eyed circlehead wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#27650259)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:05 AM
Author: Obsidian electric internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#27670017)



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Date: January 18th, 2017 4:56 PM
Author: Laughsome goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#32401148)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 1:04 AM
Author: french sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#34306543)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:07 PM
Author: Alcoholic brunch wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#46949279)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: Sooty idiot market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#49463313)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:24 AM
Author: Racy onyx shrine

Where are we on the siege of Fallujah? We know how hard you've all been working but we really need this done by COB tomorrow. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#27646109)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:44 AM
Author: Frozen hideous juggernaut

& he's almost as proliferous.

in that morris doc about him they say at one point that he wrote like 20,000 fucking memos when he was SOD.

20,000.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#27646197)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:46 AM
Author: Underhanded House Boltzmann

So? I know people who've written 30k tweets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#27646202)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:48 AM
Author: Frozen hideous juggernaut

dope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#27646209)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:33 PM
Author: dashing amethyst coffee pot gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#27648975)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:03 AM
Author: contagious university son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#27646250)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 10:03 AM
Author: provocative faggotry

Winston Churchill was famous for sending out hundreds of requests like this for updates on weapon designs, campaign planning, recruitment, etc.

The merciful difference is that all replies were required to fit on one page because Churchill actually read all of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#27647599)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:49 PM
Author: sepia orchestra pit party of the first part

Biggest difference is that Churchill was a mother fuckin boss while Rummy was a faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#27649080)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:50 PM
Author: vivacious parlor

Rumsfeld is pretty fucking alpha bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#27649089)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:01 PM
Author: sepia orchestra pit party of the first part

Alphas can be faggots too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#27649171)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:10 PM
Author: disturbing office jewess

Indeed. He began many of these memos with "Pray tell me..., Pray explain," "Pray, etc..." I start my emails this way. If it's good enough for WSC, it's good enough for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#27650714)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: Sooty idiot market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#49463314)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:36 PM
Author: Lime bonkers pozpig

uh, that sounds pretty different. sounds like he was sending out detailed requests about specific issues, as opposed to "Look into how we can get some troops onto continental Europe"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#45778706)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:04 PM
Author: Lascivious cumskin windowlicker

It's amazing to me that this level of official actually does send emails like this that are so straightforward about such broad, macro issues. It's like, if you saw a movie where someone playing the Secretary of Defense sent an email like this, or said it over the phone ("I need an update on the situation in Syria, dammit!"), you'd roll your eyes because you'd assume it's not a realistic portrayal of what must surely be much more nuanced, detailed discussion IRL at those levels.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#27649194)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:33 PM
Author: slate nibblets heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#27649365)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: concupiscible aquamarine psychic

protip: this is how all high-level doods operate. the emperor truly has no clothes. everybody is faking it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#27649377)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: Overrated pit boiling water

Bush literally was unaware that there were Sunni and Shiite Muslims in Iraq b4 the invasion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#27649396)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:37 PM
Author: concupiscible aquamarine psychic

I mean more like CEOs and shit too. For every Steve Jobs there's probably 20 dipshits writing "Sales #s low, sales up plz. BIGBONUS if u do."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#27649405)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: Overrated pit boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#27649414)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:21 PM
Author: garnet garrison

lol I've read emails in discovery related to employment lawsuits. These type of emails are common from higher ups to sales people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#27649757)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 11:33 PM
Author: Maniacal titillating private investor headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#27711000)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:55 PM
Author: sable locus

Ljl. Link to this Michael Moore/Daily Kos level retard drivel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#27649539)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:10 PM
Author: Overrated pit boiling water

https://books.google.com/books?id=AMeZaKeV4qYC&pg=PA83&lpg=PP1&focus=viewport&output=html_text

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#27649693)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:38 PM
Author: sable locus

More direct of a source than I would have thought but still lol at that Howard Dean lackey. I'm sure Bush might not have had a deep understanding of shia and sunni in Iraq but to say he was "unfamiliar with these terms" is just lolzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#27649879)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:52 PM
Author: fragrant fat ankles

TO: Joint Chiefs

FROM: George W. Bush (heh)

SUBJECT: RE: Iraq War Diligence

Cheney told me something about a shia and a sunni? Please research and report back.

Thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#27650035)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:34 PM
Author: Overrated pit boiling water

Twist: this was way more due diligence than he actually did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#27650343)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:24 AM
Author: Overrated pit boiling water

i guess this is as close as you come to admitting that you were wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#27669870)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:02 PM
Author: Overrated pit boiling water

why did racist party bro / idris elba's alt go pumo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#27710635)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 12:43 PM
Author: khaki boyish point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#46981231)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:35 PM
Author: Overrated pit boiling water

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#27649391)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:26 PM
Author: Blue irradiated bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#27650272)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:58 AM
Author: Purple tanning salon milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#27669998)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 10:41 PM
Author: Vigorous Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#27878618)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:39 PM
Author: black multi-billionaire

I realized this at some point during my early 20’s and it changed the way I look @ the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#45778731)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:33 PM
Author: slate nibblets heaven

Sounds like he'd be a pain to work for

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#27649370)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:52 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac olive pocket flask

That's because he'd probably be one had he opted for law school instead of business.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#27649519)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:23 PM
Author: sinister carnelian elastic band potus

He went to GULC but never graduated. Wasn't aware he went to b-school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#27649769)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:12 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac olive pocket flask

He'd probably be a V5 partner if he didn't go into biz/politics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#27649708)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:42 PM
Author: indigo razzle-dazzle state degenerate

One time the senior associate and I wrote up a list of tasks for a big new matter, with due dates, and sent it to the partner as our suggestions. He called us in separately and chewed us out for usurping his authority. About a week later his long-time paralegal showed us the task memo he had written at the same time we wrote ours, but he hadn't distributed it once he saw ours. The first entry was "identify key issues and write memoranda thereon." We almost died laughing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#27649924)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:31 PM
Author: Lascivious cumskin windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#27650909)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:05 AM
Author: Overrated pit boiling water

Estimate this man's dick size.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#27669810)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 12:02 PM
Author: rebellious adventurous stage azn

Holy shit at usurping authority.

MANY more details and further stories are required

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#27670193)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: indigo razzle-dazzle state degenerate

He was a Chauncey Gardner. He looked and sounded noble but once you figured it out, you realized he had an IQ of 95. He had impressive facial expressions and hand gestures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#27710510)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:45 PM
Author: curious yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#27851709)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Sooty idiot market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#49463319)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:43 PM
Author: bateful shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#27851698)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:25 PM
Author: Canary home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#27650263)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:57 AM
Author: thriller poppy property

April 7, 2003 11:48 AM

TO: Donald Rumsfeld

FROM: Doug Feith

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

Will do. Thank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#27669994)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:20 AM
Author: Galvanic nofapping cruise ship dysfunction

love the response time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#27670055)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 9:37 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Church Building People Who Are Hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#27710471)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:03 PM
Author: Overrated pit boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#27710640)



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Date: April 18th, 2015 12:16 AM
Author: Yapping Hissy Fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#27711174)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:03 PM
Author: Hairraiser school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#27851437)



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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:13 AM
Author: Opaque forum masturbator

This sort of reinforces my impression of the Bush administration as being led by amateurs at the top.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#27769352)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 4:56 AM
Author: Bisexual Passionate Police Squad Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#27847114)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 3:13 PM
Author: insanely creepy mentally impaired theatre scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#27849726)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:01 PM
Author: Hairraiser school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#27851424)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:55 PM
Author: Vigorous Parlour

Defense Department underling who's been watching the clock all Friday afternoon finally gets to 4:48. Two more minutes and he's out of there.

He starts whistling as he hovers his mouse over the Start button, ready to click Start, then Log Off. He pictures the vast weekend ahead of him. Drunk tonight. Sleeping in tomorrow. Shuffling around in a bathrobe until it's time to go chase the hunnies on the DC rooftop scene.

4:49. He starts to do the WWF Bushwhacker walk from a sitting position at his desk. He's so pumped.

4:50. Time to go! See ya, suckas! Just before he can click Start, he notices an Outlook notification of a new email. Fwd: Issues w/Various Countries.

Wtf. He opens it. "Need to see something on this by Monday morning. Thanks."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#27851765)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 2:22 PM
Author: histrionic navy theater stage

CRIMINALLY underrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#27854733)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 7:49 PM
Author: Yapping Hissy Fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#27856606)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 12:35 PM
Author: heady awkward striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#27989251)



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Date: August 18th, 2015 1:47 AM
Author: Vigorous Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#28573915)



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Date: October 23rd, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: Vigorous Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#29029487)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Sooty idiot market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#49464215)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 6:37 PM
Author: Bisexual Passionate Police Squad Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#28337702)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 1:22 PM
Author: Bisexual Passionate Police Squad Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#28456516)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 1:30 PM
Author: deranged low-t station

This thread made me laugh out loud, and then dry-heave with anxiety

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#28456573)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 11:43 AM
Author: Bisexual Passionate Police Squad Kitchen

once you stop caring only the laughing will happen :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#29407308)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 9:24 AM
Author: Vigorous Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#29406604)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: Marvelous Meetinghouse Cuckold

Studying c-span transcripts of his testimony years ago, I came away with a great deal of respect for that man's linguistic abilities. In fact, I was not prepared for just how skilled and clever he could be- he's a borderline genius, imho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#29407564)



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Date: February 16th, 2016 3:50 PM
Author: beta blood rage space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#29843822)



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Date: February 16th, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: Elite doctorate

Check you emails.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#29843863)



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Date: March 12th, 2016 12:07 AM
Author: Bisexual Passionate Police Squad Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#30037755)



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Date: March 12th, 2016 12:09 AM
Author: Stimulating translucent public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#30037768)



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Date: April 27th, 2016 11:22 PM
Author: Puce comical coldplay fan lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#30362150)



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Date: April 27th, 2016 11:32 PM
Author: Bisexual Passionate Police Squad Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#30362240)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 3:07 AM
Author: deranged low-t station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#32170273)



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Date: January 18th, 2017 4:54 PM
Author: beta blood rage space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#32401140)



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Date: January 18th, 2017 4:56 PM
Author: Laughsome goyim

Where are we on the Pakistan problem?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#32401153)



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Date: February 8th, 2017 8:58 PM
Author: Brindle splenetic toilet seat becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#32577548)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 8:29 AM
Author: Bisexual Passionate Police Squad Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#32996983)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 1:01 AM
Author: Bisexual Passionate Police Squad Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#34306526)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 1:00 AM
Author: deranged low-t station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#34507269)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 5:52 PM
Author: Jet trailer park mental disorder

To: Paul Wolfowitz

CC: Doug Feith, Steve Cambone

From: Donald H. Rumsfeld

Date: November 23rd 2001

Re: Lists

We ought to think through what are the bad things that could happen, and what are the good things that could happen that we need to be ready for in both respects. Please give me a list of each.

Thanks,

https://assets.documentcloud.org/documents/4357755/11-L-0559-First-Release-Bates-1-912.pdf#page=634



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#35228655)



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Date: February 28th, 2020 2:38 PM
Author: Exciting lemon community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#39668743)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 8:03 AM
Author: Sooty idiot market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#43769855)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 8:03 AM
Author: arousing indian lodge

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#43769858)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:40 PM
Author: black multi-billionaire

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#45778734)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 2:49 PM
Author: pink multi-colored native lettuce

plz summarize those transcripts and see what questions I asked. Thank

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DUUbXNxUMAA974G.jpg:large

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#35288872)



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Date: March 1st, 2018 10:15 PM
Author: Frisky Big Crackhouse

This is an amazing thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#35517892)



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Date: September 14th, 2018 5:39 PM
Author: deranged low-t station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#36809589)



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Date: February 28th, 2020 2:08 PM
Author: Bisexual Passionate Police Squad Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#39668539)



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Date: February 28th, 2020 2:44 PM
Author: well-lubricated sanctuary brethren

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#39668777)



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Date: November 19th, 2020 6:05 AM
Author: Floppy jew corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#41394435)



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Date: December 16th, 2020 11:18 PM
Author: Floppy jew corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#41564033)



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Date: March 17th, 2021 1:24 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#42119664)



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Date: June 2nd, 2021 11:19 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#42565542)



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Date: June 30th, 2021 3:33 PM
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Date: July 1st, 2021 12:32 AM
Author: Obsidian electric internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#42714853)



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Date: July 22nd, 2021 10:45 AM
Author: Floppy jew corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#42822849)



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Date: October 18th, 2021 8:57 AM
Author: Snowy motley quadroon field

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#43289786)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:28 PM
Author: Bisexual Passionate Police Squad Kitchen



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:40 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Crimson Legal Warrant Stage

Update on world peace matter? Just send me what you have so far.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#45778737)



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Date: July 18th, 2024 11:11 AM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#47860756)



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Date: May 31st, 2023 12:17 AM
Author:  Spruce Hominid

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#46373918)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 12:41 PM
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Date: October 12th, 2023 10:45 PM
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Date: January 27th, 2025 8:41 AM
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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:05 PM
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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:10 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Reputation#49722909)